S09.E07: Where Is My Husband?

[gonecrackers]

I want Iris's mom to adopt me.

Edited July 25, 2019 by gonecrackers
plural issue

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Awwwww! Everyone loves Sandy Dog!!

I couldn’t concentrate on the conversation between Greg and those guys I was watching Sandy looking so happy at the attention. I love Goldens! 

[Auntie]

Good Lordy, Amber. If you squeezed all the grease out of your hair you could deep fat fry 20 pounds of french fries in it. Can somebody please buy that highly paid teacher a bottle of shampoo.....

[PupCal]

Uh Iris, I hate to tell you but oral sex still counts as sex.

lmfao at Lemonadegate. girl go buy another half gal at Safeway the next day.

Edited July 25, 2019 by PupCal

[Ohwell]

8 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

I thought he said "so we're having sex tonight" - that's what she declined. She had already explained it was too soon for her.

Yes, he did say that but at one point in their conversation she gave the impression that she was ready for it.  Then she wasn't because "past past past."  If she keeps bringing up her past, I think Greg will get sick of it.   

[meligator]

Did Iris say it could be months?

[Auntie]

Iris, you are so lame. Your little stunt with rifling through Keith's drawer in HIS house was OK, but yet you just threw a fit because guests at your place "rummaged through your refrigerator without asking" is not OK?  Pick a horse and ride it to the end of the race, lady. You can't have it both ways. And then, in your ANNOYING voice - "Everybody is limited to 2 drinks." Puh-leeze.

[JAndy]

Iris is a bad host. Who limits the amount of drinks friends can have? 

Maybe Keith and his friends have the type of relationship where they can go through each other’s fridge. I have friends who I wouldn’t care to do that. 

[VioletNevermind]

I can see how there would be divided opinions over the lemonade thing. My family and friends know that they’re welcome to help themselves to whatever is in my refrigerator or pantry, but some people might not feel that way. Also, you do have to reach a certain level of comfort with someone before you should go into their refrigerator. Still, even if Iris did have an issue with it, she should not have called them out in front of everyone during the party. That rudeness trumps the lemonade-drinker’s potential rudeness.

[Straycat80]

Iris better hurry up and get laid. She’s so uptight. What a poor hostess, only two drinks allowed and don’t drink her lemonade. 

[Ohwell]

7 minutes ago, Auntie said:

And then, in your ANNOYING voice - "Everybody is limited to 2 drinks." Puh-leeze.

I was just going to post about that annoying, sharp sounding voice.  I don't see Keith listening to her for the rest of his life.

[gonecrackers]

4 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Yes, he did say that but at one point in their conversation she gave the impression that she was ready for it.  Then she wasn't because "past past past."  If she keeps bringing up her past, I think Greg will get sick of it.   

She was trying to tell him she is sexually attracted to him but not ready for sex, yet.  He only heard "sexually attracted" = sex = now.

Edited July 25, 2019 by gonecrackers

[Auntie]

Damn Jamie - you found your balls!!!! Way to grill your bitchy wife about her nepotism position. She's such a slush bag.

[PupCal]

I mean Jamie's got a point. If you've "never not been offered a a job from an interview" why are you working for your dad?

Edited July 25, 2019 by PupCal
haha wrong one

[VioletNevermind]

Elizabeth, you are an air-headed, up-speaking, 30-year-old Daddy’s girl.  Just admit that you’re happily taking Daddy’s money; people might even respect you more if you did.  My respect for Jamie has increased a tiny bit, watching the verbal beatdown that he’s handing out.  FINISH HER.

Edited July 25, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[PityFree]

 Yeah, I’m not really happy with Elizabeth’s dissing of people that complete college. No, Elizabeth, not everybody can do it. You couldn’t do it.  It’s obviously not as simple as you say it is.  It takes some intelligence, time management, perseverance, the ability to delay gratification, the ability to set and achieve goals, sacrifice, etc. I don’t think she will ever be on my good side again.

ETA:  it also takes a little bit of luck, which I recognize.  Not everyone gets the opportunity to go to college. So if she squandered her opportunity, I think even less of her.

Edited July 25, 2019 by PityFree

[gonecrackers]

So we know Liz has worked elsewhere but she never explained why the move to work for her father, which might have helped in that interaction.

[Ohwell]

15 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

She was trying to tell him she is sexually attracted to him but not ready for sex, yet.  He only heard "sexually attracted" = sex = now.

But he backed off, however disappointed he was.  It's not like he was going to start mauling her on the couch.

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

But he backed off, however disappointed he was.  It's not like he was going to start mauling her on the couch.

LOL never did think or say he came off like that.  She definitely wants the guy, but also wants a connection for long term. Honestly, I like them together & hope they make it.

[gonecrackers]

My anxiety is "up to here" (hand way over head) listening to you, Liz.

[Auntie]

Elizabeth, to answer your question to Jamie of what the F%$^ do you want from me?

How about you washing your foul mouth out with a case of soap, how you acting like a lady instead of an entitled little tramp, how about you growing up and joining the real world.

Maybe THAT'S what he wants from you, you idiot.

Bail Jamie, bail. I'm not overly fond of you either, but at least you are trying to knock some sense into that empty head of hers.

[PupCal]

What the hell set her off like that?

[Ohwell]

12 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

LOL never did think or say he came off like that. 

That's the impression I got from your posts.  

Edited July 25, 2019 by Ohwell

[VioletNevermind]

I feel sorry for those poor dogs between Jamie and Elizabeth.  I’m sure they’re sick of her shit, too.

[Gem 10]

30 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

I think she did great with expressing herself. She wants to get to know the guy, not have a nookie only relationship like it sounds is part of her past. I'm giving her credit for something tonight. If Greg pushes, he'll push her away. If he keeps going the way he has, he's more likely to get that nookie in good time.

Hmmm ... not according to her friends when talking about the “old” Deonna, who seemed to have a problem with her other relationships in the past, or no relationships.  Seems like they were talking about her attitude.

[gonecrackers]

25 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

That's the impression I got from your posts.  

Then I guess I express myself about as well as Deonna LOL.

24 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

Hmmm ... not according to her friends when talking about the “old” Deonna, who seemed to have a problem with her other relationships in the past, or no relationships.  Seems like they were talking about her attitude.

And mentioned she's changing. Lots of positives with her tonight so far.

Edited July 25, 2019 by gonecrackers
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[Ohwell]

8 minutes ago, PupCal said:

What the hell set her off like that?

'Cause she's batshit crazy?

[Brooklynista]

Stop the room!

Somebody please break down for me Caucasian basic sex. I must know! I've got to know!😂

[humbleopinion]

Jamie, no sexy time is good enough to put up with the ill mannered, entitled to her core, spoiled to the point of delusional....wife of yours...what an asshat....

Edited July 25, 2019 by humbleopinion

[LennieBriscoe]

Amber driving with Matt: Her lanky, no-style, greasy hair. As the kidz say, "I just can't." 

All their "child" talk underscored Matt's emotional distance from Amber, this time expressed not in geography ("overseas") but in time: "8 years from now...." You know, after he becomes a mobile car-detailing magnate.

Edited July 25, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[PityFree]

OMG calm down Amber!!!!

[PupCal]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

'Cause she's batshit crazy?

Besides that. lmao

[2727]

Keith is so chill and reasonable.

Iris: I need people to respect our marriage!

Keith: about ... juice?

[Straycat80]

Whoa, that conversation between Jamie and Beth went south fast! She has an ugly temper. 

I kind of don’t blame Amber for freaking out, I would too if my husband was out past 2AM. 

[Brooklynista]

Amber sweety. Honey. Sometimes our spouses go out. Without us. Calling him four times is manic.  Perhaps it's loud in the bar. Maybe he just needed an hour away.

If Matt wasn't looking at the front door before, he certainly will be after seeing this Sweet  Valley High breakdown.

[Mercolleen]

Are these video clips taped together, or did Amber move the couch at 1 a.m.?

[ShowFan]

57 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Really Matt? Why did you want to get married! 

Not to breed obviously. I think 8 years is too little. Save the world, Matt, don’t add to the human infestation. 

[Elizzikra]

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I feel sorry for those poor dogs between Jamie and Elizabeth.  I’m sure they’re sick of her shit, too.

I don't really like Jamie but I can't stand Elizabeth. When Jamie left with his cat I felt bad for the dogs. Poor buddies got left behind...

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Amber sweety. Honey. Sometimes our spouses go out. Without us. Calling him four times is manic.  Perhaps it's loud in the bar. Maybe he just needed an hour away.

Meh. My husband saw this scene and thought it was unkind and insensitive of Matt not to at least text and let her know he was ok. Four calls in about four hours isn't great but it's not horrible. If he just couldn't talk to her, he could at least have texted. 

I do feel misled by the episode description. Assuming the bars close at 2, he could still come home. It doesn't exactly add up (yet) to "staying out all night."

[ShowFan]

So the scene with Iris crying was over how Keith is losing his grandma. Well played, MAFS, well played. But we are getting too good for you and not falling for those traps any more

[2727]

Jamie and Beth, ay yi yi. They both fight by lashing out with insults and low blows to hurt the other person.

You dared ask a question about my parents? I'm going to mock your lack of education and job with your father.

[ShowFan]

The chatter between Amber and her twin was just too much. Like they are using some secret high speed language. The chipmunk comparison is genius

[PityFree]

 Did anyone else see the fabulous treehouse in Amber‘s parents’ backyard?? 

[LennieBriscoe]

Dad Red is mentally disturbed. I mean that. His comment about "half" of  Big Red's heart isn't going to be HIS anymore, but apparently he thinks half will still be?? 

Uber-creepy. 

[Racj82]

19 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Stop the room!

Somebody please break down for me Caucasian basic sex. I must know! I've got to know!😂

I don't know. The people I was watching with were confused too.

I think she meant to say vanilla. Which some people sub in for vanilla or bland (basic).

I think of it like that scene in the last movie in the before trilogy (before sunrise with Ethan Hawke and Juile Delpi). During one of their arguments Julie cut him down and one point by mocking his little routine anytime he wanted sex. It was same basic touch here, lick there every time. 

[Kareem]

I’ve loved Keith since the first show.  What a shock tonight to learn that he’s seriously flawed. He allows friends in his fridge.  

[gonecrackers]

Don’t touch Iris’s lemonade - it brings out her dark side.

[OnTime]

I think the producers are really drawing straws to have some drama.

-Iris gets lathered up about someone drinking her lemonade?

-Jamie packs up the cat and leaves only to return with flowers and all is ok?

-Matt is missing in action but the "apartment camera" is working fine?

[2727]

On 7/24/2019 at 10:25 PM, gonecrackers said:

Don’t touch Iris’s lemonade - it brings out her dark side.

Put me in mind of a certain women in a yellow dress with a baseball bat.

Amber's phone call to her dad was rough to hear. It's been sinking in for a while, but it just hit home for her that Matt doesn't give two shits about her or the marriage that she's been pouring all her hopes and dreams into.

I think all applicants for the show going forward should be made to watch every single episode of every season. It seems like some of the men especially have no idea what the show is about or what they're in for.

On a more pleasant note, it was great to see Deonna loosen up with their friends and share a bit of physical affection and playfulness with Greg. She looks lovely when she's laughing.

Edited July 30, 2019 by 2727

[spunky]

I’m with Iris 100%. It was disrespectful of Keith’s friends to walk into their home and take whatever they felt like out of the fridge. If Keith allowed them to do that when he was single, that’s fine. He’s married now and they need to respect boundaries. Like Iris I would never dream of entering any of my friends homes and just taking whatever I want, because I was raised to respect other people’s space. 

Both Elizabeth and her father need at least 10 years of intense psychotherapy. Her father is just so inappropriate with her and they all seem to think it’s cute, except for Jamie and his family. I don’t disagree with Jamie for questioning her and her father’s weird relationship and I definitely don’t blame him for walking out during her tantrum.

Amber and Matt are this season’s Kate and Luke. He may not have said that he feels “dead and repulsed inside” but his actions speaks volumes. Deonna and Greg are so cute! I like that she made the gathering all about celebrating his birthday and that she’s finally opening up to him.

Edited July 26, 2019 by spunky

[ShowFan]

5 minutes ago, spunky said:

I’m with Iris 100%. It was disrespectful of Keith’s friends to walk into their home and take whatever they felt like out of the fridge. 

I can’t agree more. I’d be extremely annoyed. And yes, i am a bad hostess. Thank goodness so is my husband and don’t even get me started on our dog. So we don’t ever have anyone come. But Iris chose to be on a show and will have to tolerate crap like that or risk looking like a jerk. 

6 minutes ago, spunky said:

dead and repulsed inside

Repulsed and dead inside 🙂 just saying 

Edited July 25, 2019 by ShowFan