S09.E21: Hurricane Camille

[KungFuBunny]

Season Finale

When Kyle hosts a party, Camille is eager to settle the score with Teddi, Dorit and Lisa Rinna; Denise loses her cool; Kim updates Kyle on where she stands with Lisa Rinna; Kyle reveals she had an encounter with Lisa Vanderpump.

Airs 7/09/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[langford peel]

What happened with Denise? Did somebody steal her bong?

[nexxie]

Can’t wait to see what caused Denise to call bullshit - this one is no pushover!

[RealHousewife]

I really enjoyed Denise. I’m curious how her first reunion goes.

[langford peel]

She can what she did all season. Mention that she was married to Charley Sheen, get baked, have the munchies and giggle. Riveting stuff.

[RealHousewife]

3 minutes ago, langford peel said:

She can what she did all season. Mention that she was married to Charley Sheen, get baked, have the munchies and giggle. Riveting stuff.

It beats attacking a grieving friend, badgering another friend for not being giggly and gregarious enough, continuing to out embarrassing stuff about the father of your children, mocking a friend’s teeth, gums and breath, ignorance about how privileged you are, and going in hard at a housewife and her husband then say she’s trying to protect her. 

We all know Charlie’s shenanigans with hookers and such. I wasn’t too bothered by her stories. Some of it was interesting actually. Sex talk aside, she handled herself with much more class than some of the others, Camille in particular.

[dosodog]

Denise kind of lost me when she told Kim to let the bunny go, when it was Rinner who brought it up.

It's like she pulls her mouth off the bong or the schlong.....long enough to get a sense of what's going on around her, but not actually understand it.

I liked her when she was eating and completely clueless.

[langford peel]

Denise is always clueless and she lost me when it was revealed that her besties were Rinna and Brandi. Birds of a feather flock together.

She seems like a clueless stoner who has no real story-line and is in it for a paycheck without committing to it. Sort of reminds me of Carol in NYC. 

It seems she gets in Kims face and then Camilles to defend Rinna.. Sputtering nonsensical at the third grade level. "NO YOU BACK OFF CAMILLE I'M RUBBER AND YOUR"RE GLUE WHAT BOUNCES OFF ME STICKS TO YOU."

That shows remarkably poor judgement. Almost as bad as marrying Charlie Sheen.

[RealHousewife]

1 hour ago, langford peel said:

Denise is always clueless and she lost me when it was revealed that her besties were Rinna and Brandi. Birds of a feather flock together.

She seems like a clueless stoner who has no real story-line and is in it for a paycheck without committing to it. Sort of reminds me of Carol in NYC. 

It seems she gets in Kims face and then Camilles to defend Rinna.. Sputtering nonsensical at the third grade level. "NO YOU BACK OFF CAMILLE I'M RUBBER AND YOUR"RE GLUE WHAT BOUNCES OFF ME STICKS TO YOU."

That shows remarkably poor judgement. Almost as bad as marrying Charlie Sheen.

She is indeed close to Rinna. I suspect Rinna is a decent friend though, as she's maintained friendships for many years, and her friends seem pretty loyal to her. It's possible she's not much of shit stirrer off RH and not abrasive to people unless she feels wronged by them. 

I wouldn't say Denise is exactly bff's with Brandi, not the way LVP was. Denise really only recently met her. All these women have shady friends, and some have been accused of being shady themselves. 

As for poor judgment regarding marrying Charlie Sheen, much as I like Denise, I can't argue with that! 😂 That was particularly poor judgment.  

[dosodog]

Ready! 

 

I'm actually excited for tonight.  I get to see the Garden bar in Vegas and Camille go all in!

 

[KungFuBunny]

On 7/8/2019 at 4:38 PM, dosodog said:

Denise kind of lost me when she told Kim to let the bunny go, when it was Rinner who brought it up.

It's like she pulls her mouth off the bong or the schlong.....long enough to get a sense of what's going on around her, but not actually understand it.

I liked her when she was eating and completely clueless.

I still like Denise - she is entertaining.

New business venture for Denise - The Bong Schlong or the Schlong Bong - Get Off and Get High

[KungFuBunny]

Oooh Bambi sighting

[TexasGal]

Who among us hasn’t hung around the house in jeans and a hoody, and socks and high heels.  Riding our kid’s training bike.  Housewives!  They’re just like us!

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, TexasGal said:

Who among us hasn’t hung around the house in jeans and a hoody, and socks and high heels.  Riding our kid’s training bike.  Housewives!  They’re just like us!

And having 3-4 people doing our hair and make up before we go somewhere. Just like us! Lol! 

[Bronzedog]

What ever happened to Dorit’s accent?

[nexxie]

Aaron is growing on me & still love Denise.

[Rhetorica]

These women are just so trashy and nasty. Even Kyle's daughter thinks so... 

[Thumper]

"My husband, my husband."  Can't Kyle just say "Mauricio???"

[Straycat80]

I want to feel bad for Camille because her house burned down but she’s really being a mean bitch. I think she’s trying to get the spot vacated by Lisa V. 

[nexxie]

Yes, they are “next level!” (That’s what they get paid for.)

[KungFuBunny]

Wait Camille walked in flanked by 2 rent a friends - was that a shot of invisible indifferent David?

[FlyingEgret]

Mauricio sure is brave to have another televised party at a property on the market - guess he didn't learn much from the last lawsuit...

[BodhiGurl]

Erika's cackle laugh is soooo grating!!!

We're to believe Dorito didn't give PK the 411 right after that dinner with Camille? Sure Jan...

Speaking of Camille. Loathe her. As much as I'm not really a fan of Dorit - what purpose did Camille have to after Dorito for something a friend of hers is allegedly involved in? Doesn't make the Kemsleys innocent - but - Camille is messy. And an arsehole. No wonder Kelsey left her. Oooh snap. And before the scene even happens btwn her and Teddi - I don't believe Teddi snubbed Camille's daughter intentionally. But given the family Camille's daughter comes from - it's no wonder this story has evolved the way it has. 

What I do know, speaking for myself of course, seeing those LVP/Ken scenes from earlier in the season had me glad they were gone most of the remaining season. I honestly don't understand why they are showing LVP on this final episode - unless it's some contractual thing to potentially launch yet another ridiculous pump rules style show in vegas...

[dosodog]

BURN EM DOWN CAMILLE.  BURN EM ALL DOWN!

 

[KungFuBunny]

Hah...shady Bravo editing.

Anyone notice the shot of the back of Camille's head showing her track mark?

[JD5166]

Hey, what’s Mauricio’s company name again? 🙄

[janiema]

Vapid, shallow Kyle gets worse with every episode. Was she always this much of a nothing? She was much more likeable as a friend of LVP.

[BodhiGurl]

I'd just f'ing walk away from that "feeling myself" hooore Camille. Bye bish.

[dosodog]

Lisa Rinna. Revisionist. 

You totally and completely played the victim over your bag of pills.

Rinna is the master manipulator in this group.

[nexxie]

LVP is probably playing Camille - bonding over deaths, my ass - more like getting Camille to do her dirty work. 

Sure seems like someone whipped her up.

Edited July 10, 2019 by nexxie

[Straycat80]

Camille is literally raging at every single person she talks to so far at this party, she’s got back up friends and her new husband is just slipping in and out of scenes like he wishes he wasn’t there. Crazy. 

[Steph J]

2 minutes ago, dosodog said:

BURN EM DOWN CAMILLE.  BURN EM ALL DOWN!

 

It's rare to see someone run so completely out of fucks to give.

[FlyingEgret]

This should make for an interesting obligatory group end-of-season party photo...

[Bronzedog]

26 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

Hey, what’s Mauricio’s company name again? 🙄

I think it’s Mo’s Movin' On Up or something like that.

Edited July 10, 2019 by Bronzedog

[JD5166]

Is it just my feed showing a wig ad right now? Lol 

GO Camille, I can’t stand teddi....at all.

Edited July 10, 2019 by JD5166

[Ohiopirate02]

The faux outrage from the ladies against Camille is really grating.   Camille went home and realized that they all planned their ambush,  of course she's pissed.  Kyle was dumb enough to admit it too.  I did love how she cut Teddi.  Teddi deserved it.  Bitch can't even let Camille finish her sentence. 

[dosodog]

Uck you Denise. You are so one sided about people attacking other people. 

[BodhiGurl]

People on these shows throw around "they're attacking me" line a little too easily. Camille goes into that party hot, confronts them, and then when they respond, they're "attacking" her - Lord. Naturally she's going to suck up to LVP - never mind the fact she made fun of LVP earlier in the season and was supposedly put off when LVP threw her under the bus in relation to the whole Taylor Armstrong "abuse" situation seasons ago... 

[KungFuBunny]

I think the wedding ring makes the Real Camille come out. She was just like this when she was married to Kelsey.

Speaking of David - he is just like Kelsey and doesn't give a fuck about her

[BodhiGurl]

How convenient we don't have Mason on camera saying how put off she was about Teddi's alleged snub. This is shades of Season 1 when Camille went on and on about how Kyle allegedly questioned anyone being interested in Camille without Kelsey... 

[Steph J]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

I think the wedding ring makes the Real Camille come out. She was just like this when she was married to Kelsey.

Speaking of David - he is just like Kelsey and doesn't give a fuck about her

Say what you will about Ken, but I've always liked how he's totally ride or die with LVP.  What's the point of having a partner if they aren't going to have your back?

[Golden Girl]

If I took a drink every time Kyle pawed at the neckline of that maroon crushed velvet garb she was wearing, I would be passed out on the floor

[FlyingEgret]

How unusual to have a gathering 6 months after filming wrapped.  Would this have been taped after the season started airing?

[KungFuBunny]

The reason Camille was invited was because LVP needed someone else from the show there so that Bravo would film her opening. Plus LVP didn't know about the teeth, gums, halitosis comments

[Golden Girl]

All they can talk about is LVP. What a boring bunch gaggle of crones. 

[BluBrd47]

Camille and David have zero chemistry. I bet he’s already cheating on her.

[Lakewood27]

Camille's cheap clip-in extensions were so distracting I missed whatever she was screeching about. Did yall hear sumn?

[mwell345]

These woman are just plain nasty.  And Rinna leads the pack of Mean Girls.

[KungFuBunny]

6 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

How convenient we don't have Mason on camera saying how put off she was about Teddi's alleged snub. This is shades of Season 1 when Camille went on and on about how Kyle allegedly questioned anyone being interested in Camille without Kelsey... 

In a Bravo Aftershow, Camille claims that both of her children Mason and Jude don't like that she got married.

This is code for "they don't like David"

They certainly didn't have a problem with Kelsey re-marrying and get along with his new wife and their half sister.

[BloggerAloud]

I don't get the point of getting the ladies six months later to sit around a table and talk, especially because that's essentially doing a pre-reunion reunion.