S15.E06: Week 6: Latvia

[OnceSane]

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Luke P.'s Hail Mary plea for Hannah's heart after not receiving her date rose makes matters worse with the remaining men. After listening to her suitors argue, Hannah becomes infuriated. The next rose ceremony brings more broken hearts, but even though Hannah's frustration with the men continues, she hopes for a new start in Riga, Latvia, a romantic city steeped in history. Suddenly, however, Hannah explains to Chris Harrison that she is not in a good place. All the drama has clouded her vision.

Airs June 17, 2019.

[Mabinogia]

Two minutes in and my first exclamation "who they hell is this guy?" Really, who was that talking to Big Hair?

[tennisgurl]

Will Hannah find love? Will Luke P. try to lock Hannah in a dungeon? Tune in to find out?

[preciousperfect]

Why can’t they just all wear name tags? That would help me out. 

[tennisgurl]

A new relationship that isn’t even really a relationship yet shouldn’t be this stressful.

[saber5055]

Hannah looked like she was trying to not laugh while sending Luke home.

[JenE4]

“I want you to respect that” (her decision on sending him home). Fat chance of that!

[preciousperfect]

He’s a terrible actor my goodness. 

[saber5055]

Of course Hannah was looking out the window to see if Luke was coming back like the producers told him to. Hannah's on script!

[bosawks]

Ok, “be the thing that I think you are”?

She really needs to stop thinking of him as a hunk of meat if she wants him to stop behaving like a hunk of meat.

He’s a real live boy, Geppetto.

I mean he sucks, but he’s a sucky person not a sucky thing. 

[Mabinogia]

1 minute ago, preciousperfect said:

He’s a terrible actor my goodness. 

You beat me too it. He's so desperate to stay, not for her though. He's clearly not into her. This is his Bachelor audition. 

[saber5055]

Luke: "I HATE THIS! I hate being in this position."

Translation: Rejected and SENT HOME. Why are you not gone, Luke?

Oh, that's right. TPTB sent you back to beg so Hannah will let you stay.

Blah.

[tennisgurl]

What the ever loving fuck is happening?!? So the lesson here is “no means just try harder”? 

[adhoc]

OMG, I'm trapped in a really, really bad soap opera...

Really bad.

Bad.

[tennisgurl]

Oh yeah this is such an obvious plant dear god.

[saber5055]

I hate it when people pronounce "strong" as "schhtrong".

[bosawks]

I kinda think things cloud Luke’s mind all of the time.

Look! A shiny penny! Type of things.... 

[Mabinogia]

He overplayed it with the wanting to marry her bit. Too much buddy, and it seems shallow when there is literally NO emotion behind it whatsoever. 

[FlyingEgret]

Not verbatim, but I swear this was the subtext...

Luke:  this whole day we talked in circles and I didn't know how to communicate how I feel, so I'm just going to yell it:  I HATE ALL PASTA!

[tennisgurl]

I LOVE LAMP!!!

[adhoc]

Simultaneously boring and hilarious.

I've had tears of laughter running down my cheeks for the last 10 minutes, yet I want to throw something at my TV.

Edited June 18, 2019 by adhoc
Had to finish my thought

[tennisgurl]

This is like the first act of a Lifetime movie. 

[Madding crowd]

I wish he would say I am myself you don’t get to tell me who and what I should be.

[Mabinogia]

His repeated "I'm still here" shows what is important to him. He didn't "lose", at least not yet. I don't think I have ever hated a contestant more. He' not even a fun villain. He's just painful to watch. 

[leighdear]

He's the only Luke there......she can stop adding the "P" when referring to him.  

[tennisgurl]

“I’m aware that every guy hates Luke P, that he ignores my wishes and when I say no, and looks like he wants to murder everyone in the house and wear me as a hat, but...”

[talktoomuch]

8 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

What the ever loving fuck is happening?!? So the lesson here is “no means just try harder”? 

Come on. That's the lesson of all Bachelor/ette shows.

[leighdear]

Oooh, we now have a raspberry jacket on Luke to add to the salmon jackets.  

[adhoc]

Would it have been asking too much to have one - just one - guy actually throw up when Luke said Hannah asked him to stay? 

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

What the ever loving fuck is happening?!? So the lesson here is “no means just try harder”?  

Yes. It's reinforcing that men on dates, when a woman says no and go home, he gets to have sex with her anyway. Because HE wants to.

[JenE4]

Coming up: “You all make me feel freakin’ psycho!” Lifetime movie Act II.

[tennisgurl]

I never thought I’d ever say this, but where the fuck is Demi?!?

[AuntieDiane6]

Clearly, Chris Harrison wants her.  

EDITED TO ADD:  72 minutes in, Chris has hugged her twice and they have gone out for coffee.  Every time the camera focuses on him staring at her, I think ... damn, he wants to sleep with her.

EDITED TO ADD AGAIN:  Chris is now talking to her again in front of a fireplace...  yet again, bedroom eyes.  

If I had never seen this show before, I would have thought Chris was the front runner.

Edited June 18, 2019 by AuntieDiane6

[saber5055]

They really need to flash names on the screen when the guys are talking. I recognize High Hair Garrett and Rupert Friend Tyler, and Mike is one of the black guys. But everyone else? Mystery men.

[leighdear]

God knows he's a lying scumbag.  

[saber5055]

How far did a PA have to drive Luke to get those shots of him in a church?

[bosawks]

Luke P. praying in a church?

It’s like production is daring me to stop watching.

But on the off chance he gets struck by lightning I will soldier through!

[tennisgurl]

I’m sure Hannah is watching this banging her head against the wall. In the basement where Luke P has locked her up.

[SallyAlbright]

Love the dress and coat. Love Tyler. Everything else is making me feel stabby. I hate Luke P, and not in a fun "love to hate him" way. I just want him off my TV. 

[bosawks]

I do love how bored Garret looks throughout all the drama and I will miss his monotone commentary when he is fodder.

[JenE4]

Oh, Garrett isn’t Jed? I thought sometimes Jed just looked a bit more disheveled than other times.

[Mabinogia]

who the fuck are Dylan and Devin?

[leighdear]

She's not covering up for Lurch, so that's something.  She was honest.  

I swear, at some point Mike is going to hunt him down & kick his ass.  

Edited June 18, 2019 by leighdear

[adhoc]

Whoever that was:  Did Luke say anything further about any of the rest of us?

Hannah:  No.....

Hannah:  Well, he mentioned Mike. But I think that was just a conversation....

Hannah: Well he also mentioned Dylan and Devon, but I think that was just a conversation....

Fellow viewers, I'm dyin' here....

Edited June 18, 2019 by adhoc
Apparently that was Garrett. Thanks, JenE4

[Mabinogia]

Just now, leighdear said:

I swear, at some point Mike is going to hunt him down & kick his ass. 

If Mike needs an alibi I am completely available. 

Also, I feel like High Hair was a bit dishonest there. He purposefully told the guys all the names Luke mentioned when Hannah asked him for names. 

[tennisgurl]

Hannah is shocked SHOCKED to find that drama happens when you keep the one guy around that everyone else hates! 

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Mabinogia said:

who the fuck are Dylan and Devin?

No one knows but Luke P, so maybe we’ll find out who they are via Luke’s filter. I loved Mike’s huge smile when Garrett said Luke was talking about him.

[leighdear]

Her dress is fabulous, seeing it without the coat.  She really wears those gowns like, um....uh....ya know....a girl that wears gowns......  *LOL*

[bosawks]

Hannah getting mad that the guys are pissy, and they are pissy, about names she gave Garret is the most Hannah thing ever.

[Mabinogia]

This would be the one time I kind of hate Hannah. Honey, there is a very easy way to get rid of all the fighting. Get rid of the asshole who is ALWAYS involved in the fighting. Have any of these guys had a fight that wasn't about Luke? If so, I really can't remember it, so if someone can, please remind me so I don't wrongfully accuse him of being the main cancer in the house. 

UGH! Sometimes, when it comes to Luke, she can be so stupid.