S11.E13: It's Not You, It's Miami

[OnceSane 23,044]

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Luann asks if Sonja is taking something that would explain her behavior; the women head to Miami for fun, sun and the revelation that Ramona made out with Harry Dubin; it's all too much for Sonja who lashes out at Luann and Ramona after a few drinks.

Airs May 29, 2019.

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

It's 9:00 PM - anyone else over-excited?

Edited May 30, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

Oh remember Luann's Jingle Bell Coat Donation?

Christmas Cabaret

Please let the Countess and "Friends" be the group that sang I want to fuck you in the ass

[Neurochick 60,677]

What's up with Sonja?  Is she on something?  Does she need to be on something?

[Straycat80 69,009]

Sonja is hopped up on speed or something. I wonder how much Jovani sales have gone up thanks to this show. 

[Neurochick 60,677]

Is Dorinda talking about getting a lawyer?  Dorinda's been pissy drunk on TV; maybe you should sue yourself firsts.

Sonja, either you're on something or you should be.

Edited May 30, 2019 by Neurochick

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

I personally think Sonja ran over to the rehearsal because she's dipping into Countess Coke and Luann wants it to stop

[Gem 10 25,059]

N.y. Housewives NOT showing on my t.v. On Long Island, N.Y.   Southern Charm is on now 9 p.m.  Anyone else having trouble?

[nexxie 58,804]

Sonja does seem batshit crazier than usual.

[Thumper 82,867]

Sonja and her Run Tell Dat to the other women.

Does anyone know where this "more exclusive" tree lighting ceremony is?

No Jill Z., please.

[Neurochick 60,677]

Where is this tree they're lighting?  Looks like on a public street to me.

Sonja, stop it before you hurt yourself.

Luann, you can't be the queen bee in front of Bethenny, only she can be the queen bee on this show.

Edited May 30, 2019 by Neurochick

[bosawks 70,640]

Looks like Lu is practicing the little known 13th step of thou shalt piss every person off.

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

2 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Where is this tree they're lighting?  

Sonja, stop it before you hurt yourself.

New York Palace Hotel - Madison Ave & 50th

near St Bartholomew Church

[thesnarkiest 501]

Can Methenny shut up?

[Neurochick 60,677]

I find it interesting that they're accusing Luann of being the "queen bee" when THEY ALL think and act like they're queen bees.

And if they think Sonja isn't on something, they're all blind, deaf and stupid.

[Steph J 16,193]

Oh great, Ramona has added "car selection" nonsense to the usual room selection nonsense.

[sashayshante 3,159]

Gotta love how B. always has to arrive at these things last. God forbid she show up somewhere and there's no fan fare.

[Thumper 82,867]

Miami place looks beautiful.  Does it come with a chef too?

[Straycat80 69,009]

Nice house. I can picture someone (Sonja) falling into the water lining that walkway while drunk though. 

[dosodog 26,991]

Tinsley is Skipper in a world of Barbie and her friends.

Always the last doll to be picked.

 

[bosawks 70,640]

1 minute ago, Thumper said:

Miami place looks beautiful.  Does it come with a chef too?

Or a ref.....

[TexasGal 38,275]

12 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Sonja, stop it before you hurt yourself.

Her “leprechaun” dance proclaiming she’s just happy.  Oh lord. 

So funny to me that they all start gossiping about the absent ho/wife and then conveniently  find out said absent lady has been gossiping about them.  Which then becomes the excuse for the original behind the back talking. 

[BodhiGurl 8,137]

Sonja's extra level weirdness in this episode isn't entertaining... she must be EXHAUSTING in real life...

[Thumper 82,867]

Ramona's tight, metallic, leather(?) pants make me hurt. 

[BodhiGurl 8,137]

OMFG The damn room battle... yeesh. I preferred the few times the women did it via pulling numbers out of a hat, or when Tins did the Tiffany's necklace thing. For the lurve of gawd, ultimately it's just a place to crash at night. They're not living there for the rest of their lives. I'm sure all the beds are perfectly fine. 

[Straycat80 69,009]

That poor guy suffering thru Ramona’s clothing descriptions,  You can almost see the bubble over his head saying get me the fuck out of here! 

[BodhiGurl 8,137]

Ramona personifies why I could NEVER work in the service industry (or with the general public in any capacity.) I don't know how some people do it. Why in heck would that poor man give a shat about Ramona's wardrobe, let the poor guy go...

[Steph J 16,193]

Next time there's a trip, someone should immediately lock Ramonja in whatever room they choose just to keep them from harassing the "helpers."

Not all heroes wear capes, ladies.

[nexxie 58,804]

That poor man doesn’t care about your clothes, legs or “boobies” Ramona!

Edited May 30, 2019 by nexxie

[bosawks 70,640]

Even in the context of NYC Sonja or even vacation Sonja, Miami Sonja is out of her fucking mind.

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

Just now, BodhiGurl said:

Ramona personifies why I could NEVER work in the service industry (or with the general public in any capacity.) I don't know how some people do it. Why in heck would that poor man give a shat about Ramona's wardrobe, let the poor guy go...

He's trapped!

Ramona does this every year, I don't know why I just started cracking up when she started showing off her fashions and the commentary of how sexy she's going to look wearing them

[Neurochick 60,677]

Luann, you got to get off your high horse because the rest of us want to ride it!

OMG, Dorinda's drunk again.

Edited May 30, 2019 by Neurochick

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

Ooooohh...Dorinda crossed the street right over to SlurryVille

[Straycat80 69,009]

Oh no poor Tej. Now Sonja is showing him her underwear. Hope these guys get paid well for having to put up with these crazies.  Sonja is definitely hopped up on goof balls or something. She is exhausting. 

Edited May 30, 2019 by Straycat80

[TexasGal 38,275]

Sonja arguing with poor Tej about what his name is.

Dorinda teaching the bartender to make a mojito.

Jesus take the wheel. 

[nexxie 58,804]

“Rhymes with rage” - HA! Poor guy.

[whydoievencare 11,812]

Nothing has changed - Ramona always makes the staff put her stuff away.  Sonja is just pissed beyond reason and she's totally embarrassing.  Dorinda giving the bar guy instructions?  Come on.  They are being horrible and I really feel for the staff that have to deal with these arseholes.

[bosawks 70,640]

Just now, TexasGal said:

Sonja arguing with poor Tej about what his name is.

Dorinda teaching the bartender to make a mojito.

Jesus take the wheel. 

I now love him just for, “or rage”.

[BodhiGurl 8,137]

Sweet cheezus these women. I know it supposedly makes for entertaining tv but they are WAY beyond "lets get lit" age - and I include Tinsley in this judgement. I'm a year older than BF and I gave this stupidity up in my early 30's...  I couldn't be around these women in real life... I'm exhausted just watching them! LMAO

[goofygirl 26,208]

SO glad to see that Ramoaner & Sonja are doing their double duty again with the master bedroom thing!  Arrrgghh...

And... Dorinda is drinking! The before dinner drink!  BIG!

And Bethenny.... you always show up late.  Lucky you ain't in the pool house!

BTW, FABULOUS HOUSE!!!!!

[Straycat80 69,009]

Lol at Bethenny, ‘Sonja is the curator of cock’.  

[chewycandy 10,199]

Beth approached the wailing beast that is Sonja as I would—clinging to the wall. 

[Baltimore Betty 58,426]

18 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Miami place looks beautiful.  Does it come with a chef too?

It's $15,000 a night in season...one would hope a chef is included and I am not sure why they would have a hard time picking a bedroom, there are 10 of them.

[bosawks 70,640]

For some reason Harry Dubin always reminds me of a used cocktail napkin.

[pieinmyeye 9,907]

31 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Sonja and her Run Tell Dat to the other women.

Does anyone know where this "more exclusive" tree lighting ceremony is?

No Jill Z., please.

I second your comment about Jill!

[Jets4274 1,915]

Sonja is beyond fucked up.  Could be the alcohol mixed with some kind of drug.  Sad because she had seemed to be watching her drinking and behavior at some point.  I'd be embarrassed watching myself on TV acting like that.

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

Sonja's clear chicken cutlets are showing...eeek

[Neurochick 60,677]

How can these women want to talk to Luann about being a diva when Sonja's on something, Dorinda's pissy drunk and Ramona's making the staff put her clothes away, Bethenny has people doing her hair and make up. 

And Luann's a diva? 

Yeah, right.  These heifers have graduated to "Stupid Mean Girl" status.

And Drunkina is agreeing with Sonja?  WTF?

Dorinda must be high, drunk, fucked up, what a nutjob.  Have another drink Dorinda.

Edited May 30, 2019 by Neurochick

[Steph J 16,193]

Not that any of these women have even remotely good taste in men, but who wants to hang out with guys that Luann has picked out? No thanks.

[TexasGal 38,275]

TInsley and Barbara at the dinner both look like they want to disappear under the table.  Maybe they should have a separate not sloppy drunk or cabaret table.