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S11.E13: It's Not You, It's Miami

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Luann asks if Sonja is taking something that would explain her behavior; the women head to Miami for fun, sun and the revelation that Ramona made out with Harry Dubin; it's all too much for Sonja who lashes out at Luann and Ramona after a few drinks.

Airs May 29, 2019.

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It's 9:00 PM - anyone else over-excited?

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Oh remember Luann's Jingle Bell Coat Donation?

Christmas Cabaret

Please let the Countess and "Friends" be the group that sang I want to fuck you in the ass

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Sonja is hopped up on speed or something. I wonder how much Jovani sales have gone up thanks to this show. 

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Is Dorinda talking about getting a lawyer?  Dorinda's been pissy drunk on TV; maybe you should sue yourself firsts.

Sonja, either you're on something or you should be.

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I personally think Sonja ran over to the rehearsal because she's dipping into Countess Coke and Luann wants it to stop

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N.y. Housewives NOT showing on my t.v. On Long Island, N.Y.   Southern Charm is on now 9 p.m.  Anyone else having trouble?

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Sonja and her Run Tell Dat to the other women.

Does anyone know where this "more exclusive" tree lighting ceremony is?

No Jill Z., please.

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Where is this tree they're lighting?  Looks like on a public street to me.

Sonja, stop it before you hurt yourself.

Luann, you can't be the queen bee in front of Bethenny, only she can be the queen bee on this show.

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2 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Where is this tree they're lighting?  

Sonja, stop it before you hurt yourself.

New York Palace Hotel - Madison Ave & 50th

near St Bartholomew Church

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Oh great, Ramona has added "car selection" nonsense to the usual room selection nonsense.

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Gotta love how B. always has to arrive at these things last. God forbid she show up somewhere and there's no fan fare.

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Miami place looks beautiful.  Does it come with a chef too?

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Nice house. I can picture someone (Sonja) falling into the water lining that walkway while drunk though. 

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12 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Sonja, stop it before you hurt yourself.

Her “leprechaun” dance proclaiming she’s just happy.  Oh lord. 

So funny to me that they all start gossiping about the absent ho/wife and then conveniently  find out said absent lady has been gossiping about them.  Which then becomes the excuse for the original behind the back talking. 

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Ramona's tight, metallic, leather(?) pants make me hurt. 

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Just now, BodhiGurl said:

Ramona personifies why I could NEVER work in the service industry (or with the general public in any capacity.) I don't know how some people do it. Why in heck would that poor man give a shat about Ramona's wardrobe, let the poor guy go...

He's trapped!

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Ramona does this every year, I don't know why I just started cracking up when she started showing off her fashions and the commentary of how sexy she's going to look wearing them

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Luann, you got to get off your high horse because the rest of us want to ride it!

OMG, Dorinda's drunk again.

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Oh no poor Tej. Now Sonja is showing him her underwear. Hope these guys get paid well for having to put up with these crazies.  Sonja is definitely hopped up on goof balls or something. She is exhausting. 

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Sweet cheezus these women. I know it supposedly makes for entertaining tv but they are WAY beyond "lets get lit" age - and I include Tinsley in this judgement. I'm a year older than BF and I gave this stupidity up in my early 30's...  I couldn't be around these women in real life... I'm exhausted just watching them! LMAO

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SO glad to see that Ramoaner & Sonja are doing their double duty again with the master bedroom thing!  Arrrgghh...

And... Dorinda is drinking! The before dinner drink!  BIG!

And Bethenny.... you always show up late.  Lucky you ain't in the pool house!

BTW, FABULOUS HOUSE!!!!!

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Beth approached the wailing beast that is Sonja as I would—clinging to the wall. 

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18 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Miami place looks beautiful.  Does it come with a chef too?

It's $15,000 a night in season...one would hope a chef is included and I am not sure why they would have a hard time picking a bedroom, there are 10 of them.

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31 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Sonja and her Run Tell Dat to the other women.

Does anyone know where this "more exclusive" tree lighting ceremony is?

No Jill Z., please.

I second your comment about Jill!

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Sonja is beyond fucked up.  Could be the alcohol mixed with some kind of drug.  Sad because she had seemed to be watching her drinking and behavior at some point.  I'd be embarrassed watching myself on TV acting like that.

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Not that any of these women have even remotely good taste in men, but who wants to hang out with guys that Luann has picked out? No thanks.

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