S09.E15: One Wedding And A Polygraph

[KungFuBunny]

The women travel to Hawaii for Camille’s lavish wedding in paradise; Kyle stands up as a bridesmaid; Lisa Rinna’s health may derail her fun time with Dorit; Lisa Vanderpump resorts to drastic measures to prove her innocence in the dog drama.

Airs 5/21/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[nexxie]

Ooh, Hawaii - always love seeing it!

[langford peel]

I guess Camille has to strap it on and take one for the team so there is something to watch besides Teddi jogging and Erika’s dismal failures as a lip syncer.

[DawnDavenport]

22 hours ago, langford peel said:

I guess Camille has to strap it on and take one for the team so there is something to watch besides Teddi jogging and Erika’s dismal failures as a lip syncer.

Don't forget Kyle's failure to hide her desperation and Dorit's continual failure at everything.

[langford peel]

I think to mix it up Kyle will teach her children how to clean up the bathroom after they cut their boyfriends nails.

[dosodog]

 

Watching tonight!  Wheeee!

[KungFuBunny]

[bosawks]

Oh, thank goodness we’re starting with this lie detector test in this lovely broom closet instead of Hawaii.

Who wants to see Hawaii....

[BodhiGurl]

well that lie detector scene was ridiculous. cripes. 

[KungFuBunny]

I forgot that PK won't be there...I guess no Kalua at the reception

[Straycat80]

I think LVP told that guy what questions to ask her. Sounded so fake. 

[Steph J]

2 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

well that lie detector scene was ridiculous. cripes. 

I dare say it was kind of... pathetic.

The usually hyper-image conscious LVP really miscalculated how that scene would look, I think.

[renatae]

Major drama over. I'm sure Lisa won't be holding her breath waiting for any apologies, because they won't be forthcoming from any of the harpies. Looks like Kyle is going on the negative campaign path over it. Such a loyal friend we all should have.

On to seeing Hawaii! Wish I could do it minus comments from Rinna, Kyle, Teddi and Erika.

[BodhiGurl]

2 minutes ago, Steph J said:

I dare say it was kind of... pathetic.

The usually hyper-image conscious LVP really miscalculated how that scene would look, I think.

asinine and staged. with her new sidekick Sessa, once again gripping on to a tiny dog whilst wearing a tiny arse shirt... oy.

ETA: Totally staged to shade the other women. And what the hell was up with her insinuating Erika "tucks"? And what if she did? I thought Lisa was an advocate for LBTQ... oh wait - it was just "British humour" 😛

Edited May 22, 2019 by BodhiGurl
add'l thought

[JD5166]

Oh Teddi, you wouldn’t miss hanging out with the cool girls (and camera time)! 

[bosawks]

I thought weddings were about your cousin drinking too much and puking in the parking lot?

[chenoa333]

5 hours ago, DawnDavenport said:

Don't forget Kyle's failure to hide her desperation and Dorit's continual failure at everything.

And Kyle's Konstant Kovering up with Kaftans! 

[suomi]

4 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

And Kyle's Konstant Kovering up with Kaftans! 

While lumbering like a Viking, or a gladiator.

[endure]

10 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I think LVP told that guy what questions to ask her. Sounded so fake. 

She would have to give him the questions, I doubt he watches the show.

[renatae]

Loving Rinna et.al. continuing to fault Lisa over not wanting to interact with them. Of course Lisa must have manipulated them all into making all those nasty, unsupported accusations against her. And she must be a really awful friend for not being up for more of the same. Tsk.

[suomi]

Camille's freakin' house. Porn ah graphy. 

[endure]

God Rinna is loud and brash

[renatae]

Looks like Rinna is just going to sniff the pasta, lol.

[Lady of nod]

These people are boring me to death

What's  up with kyle's face?

Edited May 22, 2019 by Lady of nod

[BodhiGurl]

had to love that moment Rinna sniffed the pasta, and then took half a forkful... and then was done eating...

[TexasGal]

3 minutes ago, suomi said:

Camille's freakin' house. Porn ah graphy. 

Gorgeous!

Did I miss Dorit playing the game about PK?

[chenoa333]

And really, for the love of God, Buddha,Mahanta, Jehovah, Deepak Chopra...  STOP SAYING "AMAZING" Kyle, to describe every fucking thing. Buy an amazing Thesaurus.

[BodhiGurl]

LMAO - Rinna... you may have been in Playboy - but I highly doubt you are the one that "everyone wants to f&C!" I mean. Really.

[dosodog]

4 minutes ago, renatae said:

Looks like Rinna is just going to sniff the pasta, lol.

3 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

had to love that moment Rinna sniffed the pasta, and then took half a forkful... and then was done eating...

It would be in poor taste to start a fight at the dinner table to distract everyone from eating at a wedding thingy.....

Rinna's MO

Also.  Rinna's 2 finger spread in describing her Playboy status was.  Very widely spread.

 

Edited May 22, 2019 by dosodog
Dr. Spock finger scene just happened

[Duke2801]

7 minutes ago, endure said:

God Rinna is loud and brash

I was hoping a sore throat meant she’d be a bit quieter and less obnoxious. But, alas, ‘tis not to be. 

[endure]

Rinna can't talk!!!

[JD5166]

Camille’s best gift yet, Rinna losing her voice. 

I really dislike Teddi, boring AF, and I don’t want to see her whiny kids anymore. Your business is also stupid. 

Even in the pool 🦖. 

Edited May 22, 2019 by JD5166
Those hands.

[njbchlover]

4 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

LMAO - Rinna... you may have been in Playboy - but I highly doubt you are the one that "everyone wants to f&C!" I mean. Really.

Yup....I said the same thing!! 

Bet those two issues were not exactly flying off the newstands!!  

[renatae]

Whoopee! Rinna rendered speechless!

[chenoa333]

Teddi.... You and your life are the equivalent to taking 4 Ambiens. And topping it off with 4 Tequila shots

[Keywestclubkid]

Awww Barbra eden 

[renatae]

2 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

Camille’s best gift yet, Rinna losing her voice. 

I really dislike Teddi, boring AF, and I don’t want to see her whiny kids anymore. Your business is also stupid. 

Guess the kids are just going to have to suck it up, since the business is so special and she's such a "warrior." 🙄

[endure]

Barbara Eden - WoW!

[renatae]

Barbara Eden!

[Mr. Miner]

It would be cool if the woman that confronted Dorit in the Bahamas showed up in Hawaii.😮

[bosawks]

Mauricio is right it’s not fair to your kids, get your shit sussed out in case something happens!

[BodhiGurl]

Isn't Kyle like 50-51? I think the baby years are behind her... and with Mauricio's luck, she'd have another girl if it were even possible (to have a healthy baby and a healthy pregnancy at her age) (and I'm not age shaming, I'm close in age to Kyle - lol)

[endure]

Something about Teddi is, I find her kind of masculine and yet I find her husband kind of feminine.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

29 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

asinine and staged. with her new sidekick Sessa, once again gripping on to a tiny dog whilst wearing a tiny arse shirt... oy.

ETA: Totally staged to shade the other women. And what the hell was up with her insinuating Erika "tucks"? And what if she did? I thought Lisa was an advocate for LBTQ... oh wait - it was just "British humour" 😛

Yes, and many on social media are not happy about that comment. Will be interesting to see if she'll feel the need to say something apologetic.  

The lie detector scene was designed IMO to give LVP's fans some cover - it certainly wasn't convincing to anyone who doubted Lisa previously. 

[Duke2801]

Going around the table naming their partner’s best and worst qualities... Teddi’s “business” and mom guilt ... wills and life insurance.... zzzzzzzzzzz.  Yeah these ladies really don’t have much to offer when they don’t have VDP to kick around/bitch about. 

[BodhiGurl]

Why does Mauricio always sound stuffed up? He needs a neti pot. Stat.

[endure]

Have another drink Mauricio

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, endure said:

Have another drink Mauricio

I think he’s high not drunk 

[bosawks]

Name checking Ted Bundy on a Real HoWives show is kinda bullshit.

[suomi]

LOL, Mauricio is baked.