S38.E14: I See the Million Dollars LIVE CHAT

[Whimsy]

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One castaway’s game unravels and someone gets a chance to return to the game when the castaways “living on the edge” compete head to head. In the end, one castaway will take home the $1 million prize and earn the title of Sole Survivor.

This is your LIVE CHAT thread. 

[LadyChatts]

No manbun for Joe, just letting the locks flow.

Wow, Lauren looks amazing.

[Lantern7]

Jeff’s putting the lipstick on the turkey of a season. 🙄

[LadyChatts]

Getting right into the re-entry challenge.  

Gotta give it up to Reem for lasting 36 days.  Never would have expected her to make it to the end.

Edited May 16, 2019 by LadyChatts

[Straycat80]

Here we go! Going to be a big jury this time. 

[Lantern7]

If you think about it, Wendy and Keith look like geniuses for bailing.

. . . and there are two balls involved. Joy.

”Social matrix”? Jeff has taken a lot of drugs for this.

[vb68]

I will laugh hysterically if Reem wins this challenge.

[LadyChatts]

Just now, Lantern7 said:

If you think about it, Wendy and Keith look like geniuses for bailing.

I only wanted them there still, just so we would have the first finale in history where everyone was still accounted for.

I want Joe back in, because I feel he's got the best chance to go on an immunity run, that hopefully leads to Rick getting voted out.

[Lantern7]

1 minute ago, vb68 said:

I will laugh hysterically if Reem wins this challenge.

Not looking likely, I’m afraid.

[EllenB]

Lord, I expected Jeffyboi to have his hands in his pants during that intro.  Ugh.

[LadyChatts]

Thanks for giving me one last challenge fail for the season Wardog!

[vb68]

Wardog always bringing up the rear.

[Lantern7]

“Wardog! Chewing his foot off!!!”

[LadyChatts]

Nail biter!  Chris, Joe, and Aurora in the lead.  Chris barely lost the re-entry challenge last time.

[EllenB]

Just now, Lantern7 said:

“Wardog! Chewing his foot off!!!”

And he'd manage to chew the wrong foot.  Or his hand.  Or ear.

[LadyChatts]

Voted out third, and Chris comes back in the game at the final 6 after living it up on EOE.  Not a bad deal.

Reem looks as happy now as she did in the beginning.  I'll miss ya Reem!

Edited May 16, 2019 by LadyChatts

[Straycat80]

And Chris is back in. 

[Lantern7]

Chris wins!

Which one is Chris?

And so much for the ending getting Reemed. 🤦‍♂️

[vb68]

Chris?  The very definition of "Meh".

[LadyChatts]

Jeff is asking the questions now he should be asking at the reunion show.  Everyone has tears, except Chris.

[EllenB]

Oh, shut up, Reem.  Your shelf life expired weeks ago.

[Lantern7]

Shit, Probst is trying to convince us that this is still a social experiment.

All four returnees came up empty. Way to represent, guys!

[LadyChatts]

Chris for the win!  Lol he would be a fitting end to this season.

I forgot there was a Julia this season. 

I love how the EOE castoffs are in tears, and those still in the game are kinda just sitting there like 'eh, moving on.' 

Edited May 16, 2019 by LadyChatts

[CletusMusashi]

Yay! The game's not even over yet, and we're already hearing from all the losers!

Consider me riveted.

[Lantern7]

Wow, they’re keeping in a Julia monologue. This truly is an epic episode.

[PaperTree]

Yay Chris!

then blech  We really don't want the loser sob stories.

Edited May 16, 2019 by PaperTree

[LadyChatts]

I guess not only is this one of the biggest flop of a season, but also the biggest flop of returning players.

[MostlyContent]

I really can't stand Wentworth.  The end.  

[Lantern7]

Seriously, WTF is Chris? I honestly have no clue. And he’s got a good shot if enough jury members want to fuck up the finale.

[Michichick]

Lord, this pontificating is boring.

[Straycat80]

Enough with the boo hoo story’s. Let’s move it along! 

[vb68]

This question and answer session is going on forever.

[CletusMusashi]

After all this, they ought to have just enough time to roll dice and see who wins.

[vb68]

Joey Amazing gets to take another bow.

[Lantern7]

“BREAKING NEWS! Probst is popping a boner for Joe!”

Would Chris make for a better underdog winner than Rick?

Good Lord. I’m guessing Probst has knee pain. Otherwise, he’d just cut to the chase with Joe.

[urusai]

So boring.

[mojoween]

OMG yammer yammer yammer let’s send these losers off, mmkay?

[LadyChatts]

Joe gets the first onstage at the appearance at the finale.  He says he'll probably be back again.

Jeff says maybe it's his hair that's holding him back.  Jeff will probably get some extra hate tweets tonight for saying that.

[Lantern7]

2 minutes ago, CletusMusashi said:

After all this, they ought to have just enough time to roll dice and see who wins.

How about Thanos dropping by and snapping his fingers over and over until there’s only one person left?

[vb68]

Season 45: Joe vs Ozzy- The Hair Battle

You know it's coming!

[PaperTree]

No mo Joe.

He and Peachy should get a room.  Eww

[LadyChatts]

So who else will get the pre-reunion show onstage chat with Jeff?  Rick, if hopefully he's voted off.  I don't see any of the final 6 if not Rick, unless Chris gets voted out.  

Edited May 16, 2019 by LadyChatts

[CletusMusashi]

How long is this episode? 'Cause, as soon as "What We Do in the Shadows," starts, I am out of here.

Don't care who wins, don't care what the jury asks, sure as hell don't care what Jeff says...

[LadyChatts]

Just now, vb68 said:

Season 45: Joe vs Ozzy- The Hair Battle

You know it's coming!

My dream season!  Can't forget Malcolm.

[ByaNose]

Joes hair looks awful. 

[susannot]

Good God how boring are these Edge of Extinction interviews.  And does Wentworth have a flourishing moustache, or what?  Of course Probst calls out Joe and says " you are so greatly beloved, why haven't you won this game?" while totally ignoring Chris (who?) who came back from Edge FWIW.  And Jeff then says It is your gorgeous flowing man-hair that explains why you haven't won. Jealousy?  God, how f--ing stupid.

[loki567]

I hate Joe. I'm sure he's perfectly nice guy in real life but never before has a Survivor player been jerked off so much after accomplishing so little. He's not even really that good at comps. He has no real "Survivor moment," to his name. He's just... there. And he gets slobbered on. 

[CletusMusashi]

2 minutes ago, Lantern7 said:

How about Thanos dropping by and snapping his fingers over and over until there’s only one person left?

It would be Reem, though.

[mojoween]

Chris is so damn fine he might make me root against Rick!  Man I want two EoE people in the finale SO bad.

Discount Malcolm needs to tie his hair back, please.

[Thalia]

Speaking of hair, it is just as I thought.  Gavin's "I didn't get married 3 weeks ago" haircut isn't nearly as good.  He's gone back to the Johnson City Supercuts.