S09.E13: Grilling Me Softly

[KungFuBunny]

The ladies hit the road in Teddi’s RV for a camping trip; Erika and Dorit embrace the idea of roughing it; during a fireside chat, Camille lets Teddi know how she really feels about her, and Denise shares a raunchy story that stuns the others.

Airs 5/07/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[hoodooznoodooz]

So I guess this is going to be Denise’s thing?  Telling everybody how well-endowed her husband is and telling raunchy stories. Yay.

[nexxie]

1 hour ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

So I guess this is going to be Denise’s thing?  Telling everybody how well-endowed her husband is and telling raunchy stories. Yay.

That’s what I was thinking. If so, it will get old soon - better to play up the oblivious, free-spirited side of her who wears what she wants and eats her way through arguments.

[walnutqueen]

1 hour ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

So I guess this is going to be Denise’s thing?  Telling everybody how well-endowed her husband is and telling raunchy stories. Yay.

In between mentioning Charlie Sheen, of course.  Scintillating - NOT.

[RealHousewife]

3 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

So I guess this is going to be Denise’s thing?  Telling everybody how well-endowed her husband is and telling raunchy stories. Yay.

I like Denise, but the constant penis/sex talk is so trashy.

Denise and Aaron are two attractive people who haven’t been together that long. I think most people would assume they have a healthy sex life anyway. I don’t see why she feels the need to brag about it so much. I swear every episode she either brings up Aaron’s ginormous penis, their hanky panky, their Skype sex, now the happy ending massage, always something sex related. 

[Mondrianyone]

Denise seems to have gone from one big dick to another big dick.  Apparently she has a type.

[RealHousewife]

3 minutes ago, Mondrianyone said:

Denise seems to have gone from one big dick to another big dick.  Apparently she has a type.

I think she admitted as much years ago, that she likes hot, sexy guys with big d***s. 

[Mondrianyone]

Hadn't heard that.  I was actually trying to say that Charlie Sheen is a big dick, not necessarily that he has one.  That I know of.

[RealHousewife]

27 minutes ago, Mondrianyone said:

Hadn't heard that.  I was actually trying to say that Charlie Sheen is a big dick, not necessarily that he has one.  That I know of.

Ohh yeah I totally got you, sorry I should have elaborated in my post. I think I remember Denise saying that years ago when discussing her questionable taste in men-she delicately put it that she liked “hot, sexy guys with big d***s.” Hopefully Aaron isn’t one, but I think Denise is someone who may be swayed by sex and more willing to deal with someone who’s a d*** because of his d***. 

[politichick]

33 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

Ohh yeah I totally got you, sorry I should have elaborated in my post. I think I remember Denise saying that years ago when discussing her questionable taste in men-she delicately put it that she liked “hot, sexy guys with big d***s.” Hopefully Aaron isn’t one, but I think Denise is someone who may be swayed by sex and more willing to deal with someone who’s a d*** because of his d***. 

Yeah, but this shtick is getting old and no one gives a fuck about her sex life. I think she's boring and not very bright.

[Dutchgirl]

6 hours ago, Mondrianyone said:

Denise seems to have gone from one big dick to another big dick.  Apparently she has a type.

And one dick has HIV. Denise's sex life is a cautionary tale.

[RealHousewife]

21 hours ago, politichick said:

Yeah, but this shtick is getting old and no one gives a fuck about her sex life. I think she's boring and not very bright.

I like Denise, but I agree the sex talk is getting old. 

[yourmomiseasy]

On 5/6/2019 at 6:24 AM, hoodooznoodooz said:

So I guess this is going to be Denise’s thing?  Telling everybody how well-endowed her husband is and telling raunchy stories. Yay.

Unfortunately,  years of conditioning has probably made her feel that's all she brings to the table.   

[nexxie]

2 hours ago, yourmomiseasy said:

Unfortunately,  years of conditioning has probably made her feel that's all she brings to the table.   

Or she uses shocking/entertaining stories to distance herself and avoid sharing more important/sensitive issues.

[KungFuBunny]

This camping trip is going to devolve into every man for himself

I want to see some Texas Chainsaw Massacre moves

[Straycat80]

Oh no! No glam squads allowed on the camping trip? How will Dorito and Erika survive? 

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Oh no! No glam squads allowed on the camping trip? How will Dorito and Erika survive? 

I think Erika will be fine....if what she said about hanging with her granddad is true

[bosawks]

I went camping for one night with my dog and I packed double what Rinna did for the dog alone.

Priorities...

Edited May 8, 2019 by bosawks

[KungFuBunny]

Denise you'll all have a good time if you don't keep talking about Mr Humungousschlong's hot dog.

[Steph J]

They bought $700 worth of food to camp for one day?

Most of them don't even eat anyway!

[KungFuBunny]

I'm hoping there is a large refrigerator in that RV to hold all those perishables.

They better know how to store their garbage - cause like wild animals - and I don't mean each other

[walnutqueen]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

Denise you'll all have a good time if you don't keep talking about Mr Humungousschlong's hot dog.

She has, sadly, mistaken his peen for another rescue animal.

[Straycat80]

I’m a camper (sort of), that is not camping, it’s glamping. 

[Steph J]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

I’m a camper (sort of), that is not camping, it’s glamping. 

At first glance I thought those were cabins until it was explicitly said that they were tents.

[bosawks]

$700 and it looks like not one thing needed for s’mores.

WTF people!

[TexasGal]

I find it hard to believe that anxiety ridden, hypochondriac Kyle drank those beer pong cups after those balls had been on the ground.  Were they all disinfected before each throw?!

Dorit: She’s given me a fait accompli.  

TexasGal:  WHAT?  An ultimatum?  A...something else?!  <drink>

[nexxie]

This crew is a lot more fun without the wicked witch!

Funny stuff - LVP in the suitcase, and Erika’s apple comment.

[Keywestclubkid]

4 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

I find it hard to believe that anxiety ridden, hypochondriac Kyle drank those beer pong cups after those balls had been on the ground.  Were they all disinfected before each throw?!

Dorit: She’s given me a fait accompli.  

TexasGal:  WHAT?  An ultimatum?  A...something else?!  <drink>

she was drinking out of her own solo cup she wasnt drinking from the cups being played with lol

[KungFuBunny]

9 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

I find it hard to believe that anxiety ridden, hypochondriac Kyle drank those beer pong cups after those balls had been on the ground.  Were they all disinfected before each throw?!

I love Kyle for this show, but the evil bunny is hoping they leave some perishables out and then a bear comes along...and then Kyle determines she has a severe allergy to bears

Edited May 8, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[nexxie]

Sorry, I ain’t wearing a strap-on for anyone - but Camille was funny!

[walnutqueen]

4 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I love Kyle for this this show, but the evil bunny is hoping they leave some perishables out and then a bear comes along...and then Kyle determines she has a severe allergy to bears

And then the bear sues Mauricio for stealing his den.

[Stats Queen]

So I’m a half an hour behind.

OMG, the only ones who could survive by themselves for one hour in the woods are Teddy and Erica.

I went on weeklong backing trips in my teens and carried a tenth of what LisaR packed.

Kyle bought boots to protect her from ticks - Lyme-Disease by Proxy. At Girl Scout camp we had to check each other’s SCALPS at night to check for ticks - not legs and feet.

Edited May 8, 2019 by Stats Queen
Correct names matter

[KungFuBunny]

4 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

And then the bear sues Mauricio for stealing his den.

His God Damn Den

[Keywestclubkid]

Trust and believe Dorit PK has had plenty of happy endings ugh 

[MrsWitter]

Lord, PK’s grammar in his text to Kyle... 🤦‍♀️

[nexxie]

LOL - these campfire stories!

[Steph J]

I guess once you've been married to Charlie Sheen your boundaries get a little more... relaxed.

[KungFuBunny]

Note to Dorit...per PK's reputation I don't think he gave up his hookers just because you got a ring

[Straycat80]

I would rather listen to more massage and prostate stories than PK and his text. 

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, MrsWitter said:

Lord, PK’s grammar in his text to Kyle... 🤦‍♀️

He blames his British accent

[parrotlover]

This show is so boring without LVP who I have read is not going to be seen much in the remaining episodes. What a shitty season. Only thing to look forward to is Kim Richards getting into it with Rinna and the hope that they all start turning on each other soon.

[Stats Queen]

Well Dorit has an actual real life skill - she knows how to cook some things - beside books, that is

[nexxie]

Camille must be threatened by Teddi - quite condescending.

[bosawks]

Yes to pumpkin pie for breakfast!

It’s why thanksgiving was created.

[Pickles]

Now I am hungry for pumpkin pie. Trader Joe's even had pumpkin pies for sale this week.

[Callaphera]

Holy hell, that was boring. The only thing that could have saved that was if a bear ate Teddi. And had Kyle for dessert. 

I swear, the only reason Dorit got up that climbing... column thing was because they hung the CHA earring up there and she can't get a full refund at the end of the season if she breaks up the set. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Mmmmm pumpkin pie 

[chewycandy]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

 if a bear ate Teddi. 

Hee.

Dang, Erika continues to remind me why I like her. I wouldn’t follow it with cheese in a can, but pumpkin pie is an A-OK breakfast. 

[KungFuBunny]

Is Kyle trying out for a role in another re-make of Parent Trap?

First the clacking of 2 sticks on their walk on a PATH

Then the playing tricks on each other at the camp site

[Straycat80]

It was actually kind of nice seeing everyone having fun and getting along for a change, aside from some snark (Teddi and Camille). I was laughing at the pranks with the fake (I assume) vermin.