S11.E09: Tears of a Clown

[OnceSane]

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Fresh off of her breakup, Tinsley prepares for her appearance as the guest ringmaster for the Big Apple Circus; Bethenny has a court appearance; Ramona takes Barbara shopping; at the circus, Tinsley descends from the rafters on a spinning hoop.

Airs May 1, 2019.

[KungFuBunny]

wooooo hoooo

It's 9:00 PM!!!

[KungFuBunny]

Why does the new driver walk like he's got a load of shit in his pants?

[Mindthinkr]

Why did Jill bring her dog to a tennis date? 

Edited to add:

It just came to me. That’s her emotional support dog! Like the kind they allow people to take on airplanes etc. 

Edited May 3, 2019 by Mindthinkr

[bosawks]

Did Bobby take Jill’s face with him?

[pieinmyeye]

Oh God, it's Jill Zarin. Insert vomit emoji here. 

[nexxie]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

Why does the new driver walk like he's got a load of shit in his pants?

Part of his job is schlepping Bethenny’s shit around?

[Thumper]

Oh no, not Jill!!!!   Buttering up to Lu.

[KungFuBunny]

Wait what happened to Jill's dog?

Ludini can't pronounce alcohol - or this is how she pronounces it NOT sober

[SuprSuprElevated]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Why did Jill bring her dog to a tennis date? 

I'm actually surprised that she let the poor thing down long enough to swing the racquet.  Her sm is paved with Jill holding that poor thing.

[bosawks]

Threatening and kicking a cop, meh, but not looking pretty, now that’s a problem...

[Steph J]

I feel like if I took a drink every time Luann said the word "cabaret" I'd be Sonja level drunk before the episode was even over.

[bosawks]

Huh, I wonder if Beth thinks it’s all too much?

It’s all so vague....

Edited May 2, 2019 by bosawks

[pieinmyeye]

Delusional much, Lu? The venue you're "playing" in Atlanta is not even the biggest in Atlanta much less America. Pompous asshole.

[SuprSuprElevated]

I have played a little tennis in my life.  One would think that Zarin was a semi-pro, judging by the time and attention she gives to the game, both on television and social media.  Bawby even sent her a man involved in the game.

I don't see mad skillz when they film her playing.  Ramona either.  Tinsley is the only one in that group that actually looked like she had been on a tennis court once or twice.

[sashayshante]

Bethenny in tears mumbling all the tuings she has on her plate but makes sure to say - very clearly - "MY RELIEF EFFORT!!"

Girl, if you were any more transparent, you'd be clear.

[SuprSuprElevated]

5 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Wait what happened to Jill's dog?

Ludini can't pronounce alcohol - or this is how she pronounces it NOT sober

Awl-ka-hawl.

[KungFuBunny]

6 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Did Bobby take Jill’s face with him?

I think while Bobby would have left Jill with enough money to live a comfortable lifestyle, the bulk of his money went to his son.

So Jill doesn't get to do as many of those procedures - like that liquid something she was able to do before.

[tranquilidade]

Tinsley was an accomplished tennis player.  She could also ice skate.  In addition, she has the most education.  Just some background.

[SuprSuprElevated]

5 minutes ago, Steph J said:

I feel like if I took a drink every time Luann said the word "cabaret" I'd be Sonja level drunk before the episode was even over.

scene

[nexxie]

Bethenny drives herself nuts, and then acts like her life just mysteriously gets complicated.

[tranquilidade]

Just now, nexxie said:

Bethenny drives herself nuts, and then acts like her life just mysteriously gets complicated.

She's a self indulgent drama queen.

[ShawnaLanne]

I want the names of this "largest venues" that all the "greats" played in, Lu.

She has a lot to be proud of for that, but let's not straight up lie.

2 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Bethenny drives herself nuts, and then acts like her life just mysteriously gets complicated.

I couldn't handle that shit with grace.

[SuprSuprElevated]

Is this Big Apple Circus even remotely as big a deal as the show & Tinsley are making it out to be?  I like her, but Geebus, how many episodes are we going to drone on about it?

[pieinmyeye]

And to top things off, here's Dale. Ugh.

[bosawks]

I can’t believe I’m saying this but Tins, listen to your mother.

[Straycat80]

Did The Hustle give Sonja and Dorinda money to say nice things about this movie? 

[Steph J]

Wow.  How much of The Hustle's advertising budget went into buying this scene?

[ShawnaLanne]

Dorinda, sing it sister. Yes Tins, GET OUT! Sonja, shut up.

[pieinmyeye]

3 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I can’t believe I’m saying this but Tins, listen to your mother.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but she did offer some good advice.

[nexxie]

HA! Barbara wanted Ramona to take her shopping. Nice spin.

Edited May 2, 2019 by nexxie

[bosawks]

To be fair, for Ramona, that was kinda of nice...

[tranquilidade]

omg the sale's clerk is freaked.

[Mindthinkr]

Barb: “I love rock and roll”

Put another dime in the jukebox baby or another grand into your new wardrobe. 

[ShawnaLanne]

I am rarely so in tune with Ramona, but her response to Barbara's Led Zeppelin reference was mine too.

[KungFuBunny]

My favorite look for Barbara by far is

[tranquilidade]

Ramona did pick out nice things.  That was a nice scene.

[bosawks]

Did Babs wear that necklace so she had something to plunge in Ramona’s heart if things went pear shaped?

[Steph J]

Oh God. Luann is becoming Erika Jayne.  We don't even need the one we already have!

[ShawnaLanne]

Just now, tranquilidade said:

Ramona did pick out nice things.  That was a nice scene.

Now she just needs a trip to the hairdresser and someone to show her how to do makeup and she'll look good.

[tranquilidade]

They looked like creepy nurses to me.

[StevieRocks]

Am I watching a crazy-eyed, lumbering hog/hag, who regularly wears shiny dresses that look like they come from Fashion Bug, advise someone on how to dress? And did I just see a dumb ape who is trying to sell stuff say that something was "before her time"? Big mistake--huge. Except with these nitwits who are too stupid to be insulted. 

[AnnA]

It's bad enough that Dale is back but why is she given THs?    

I don't remember Bravo doing that with other "guests" on any of the RH shows.

Edited May 2, 2019 by AnnA

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Now she just needs a trip to the hairdresser and someone to show her how to do makeup and she'll look good.

Might I also suggest some skin care. A facial perhaps? Please tho...no botox etc.  

[QQQQ]

Dale better hope her other daughter is willing to provide care in her old age, 'cuz Baby Tins is losing it.

[Mindthinkr]

I thought Bethenny already sold the Skinnygirl brand to the Seagrams company. 

[pieinmyeye]

Just now, StevieRocks said:

Am I watching a crazy-eyed, lumbering hog/hag, who regularly wears shiny dresses that look like they come from Fashion Bug, advise someone on how to dress? And did I just see a dumb ape who is trying to sell stuff say that something was "before her time"? Big mistake--huge. Except with these nitwits who are too stupid to be insulted. 

Yes, yes, you are, but it's all good. You're in good company.

[SuprSuprElevated]

Ramona has come a looooong way, style wise, in the last year or two (I'd bet real money that she has hired a good stylist), but she has a very spotty history where clothing is concerned.  Keep it light Moaner, keep it light.  

Edited May 2, 2019 by SuprSuprElevated

[KungFuBunny]

OMG 2 different parties want SkinnyGirl....they must be in love...engagement non announcement pending

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

I thought Bethenny already sold the Skinnygirl brand to the Seagrams company. 

I thought the same thing. 

Love her or hate her she’s come a long way from schlepping cookies in a grocery store.