S09.E12: The Ultimate Ultimatum

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

Lisa gives Dorit an ultimatum that could end their friendship forever; unresolved tension between Kyle and Dorit comes to a head at Teddi ‘s dinner party; Denise gets her first taste of Camille’s insincere ways.

Airs 4/30/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[nexxie 58,803]

“Denise gets her first taste of Camille’s insincere ways.”

Hmmm, how interesting!

[TenaciousWarrior 3,183]

23 minutes ago, nexxie said:

“Denise gets her first taste of Camille’s insincere ways.”

Hmmm, how interesting!

Camille is a huge phony.

[dosodog 26,991]

I've missed the last 3 episodes. However.  Belly dance class is over and these previews intrigue me.

READY. 

 

Edited April 28, 2019 by dosodog

[nexxie 58,803]

40 minutes ago, TenaciousWarrior said:

Camille is a huge phony.

Yep, and thirsty.

[Door County Cherry 6,308]

We already went OT in here so this thread will be locked until Tuesday.  When it reopens, please keep discussion focused on the episode. 

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

Is Denise going to curse Camille out?

Gurl....I am here for that...pulling up a chair now

[JD5166 12,627]

More Lisa R! (Said no one....EVER). 

[TexasGal 38,271]

Rinna has a workout video?  That’s like the new lowest level of hell.

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

Oh darn I thought that was John Ryan showing up with a subpoena

Edited May 1, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

5 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

More Lisa R! (Said no one....EVER). 

I have! I like Lisa Rinna

[Straycat80 68,843]

Now they are going to bitch about the dumb PK joke for the rest of this season. I think I  prefer puppygate over that. 

[JD5166 12,627]

Is Teddy able to put her arms down? I am going to call her t-rex from now on. Kyle walk like a freakin duck. 

I bet Erica strips down all of her glam to “camp”. (Not) 

[nexxie 58,803]

HA! Just keep eating, Denise. “Piehole” is right!

[Steph J 16,191]

Man, which editor did Camille piss off?

[dosodog 26,991]

Oh Camille is being catty!

Or?  Is being truthful, catty?

Because Camille is kind of saying what we all say......

[Straycat80 68,843]

I want to live at Denise’s house. Beautiful view! 

[ivygirl 26,597]

6 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

I bet Erica strips down all of her glam to “camp”. (Not) 

If Mikey doesn’t deliver Gucci Glamping Realness and at least 13 looks for each occasion (Champagne around the Campfire, Brunch Time Bitchiness, Sunset Simpering About LVP... Oh! Of course, Camping Campiness), I want my money back.

Edited May 1, 2019 by ivygirl

[RealHousewife 54,650]

Kyle looks so good with minimal/no makeup. 

[TexasGal 38,271]

Dorit and PK are meeting LVP and Ken for lunch at Pump but Pump isn’t open for lunch?  I mean...ok, one more shot of your restaurant I guess LVP.

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

8 minutes ago, dosodog said:

Oh Camille is being catty!

Or?  Is being truthful, catty?

Because Camille is kind of saying what we all say......

Did you catch her TH shot...she is back to the Camille Shrug...she's really smelling herself

[walnutqueen 58,072]

16 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

Is Teddy able to put her arms down? I am going to call her t-rex from now on. 

Please don't.  ;~)

Edited May 1, 2019 by walnutqueen

[Bronzedog 68,238]

Wait.  Kyle carries her 10 year old out of bed?  And, the 10 year old sleeps in the same bed?  And, Kyle puts socks on the 10 year old?  Oh, hell no!

Edited May 1, 2019 by Bronzedog

[nexxie 58,803]

Sorry, both Lisa and Ken are full of shit. They want blind loyalty at all costs.

Edited May 1, 2019 by nexxie

[ivygirl 26,597]

Just now, walnutqueen said:

Please don't.  😄

 

[BodhiGurl 8,136]

LVP... most honest person ever... mmmkay Ken. I get it - she's your wife, but... yeah. Is he going to yell at PK and Dorito to leave... how many more episodes of this weak season?

[Steph J 16,191]

Just now, nexxie said:

Sorry, both Lisa and Ken are full of shit. Blind loyalty at all costs.

I dunno.  I wouldn't want to be friends with someone who was telling everyone that I was a liar and a backstabber.

Of course, I wouldn't want to be friends with Dorit under any circumstances...

[whydoievencare 11,812]

Dorit, just like Kyle, tells Lisa V - I still love you even though you gave that story to ROL.  I hope Lisa V tells her to go fuck herself.  I really like that Ken gets up and walks away.  I hope they (Tod and Lisa) stick to their guns.  Dorit is a master of trying to turn the tables in every situation.  

Edited May 1, 2019 by whydoievencare

[BodhiGurl 8,136]

Oh - telling Dorito she loves her is the first time Lisa has ever lied in her entire life? Or just in this moment? Good grief. The drama. 

[RealHousewife 54,650]

8 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Did you catch her TH shot...she is back to the Camille Shrug...she's really smelling herself

lmao I caught that too. Camille always gives good TV, intentional or not...

[nexxie 58,803]

1 minute ago, BodhiGurl said:

Oh - telling Dorito she loves her is the first time Lisa has ever lied in her entire life? Or just in this moment? Good grief. The drama. 

That was so funny - Ken says Lisa never lies and then she lies about loving Dorit. lol

[Straycat80 68,843]

I don’t think Lisa and ‘Kenny’ care about being friends anymore with any of these B.H. Couples. And if Lisa is going to distance herself from the other women I don’t know how she can continue to be on this show. 

[dosodog 26,991]

7 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Wait.  Kyle carries her 10 year old out of bed?  And, the 10 year old sleeps in the same bed?  And, Kyle puts socks on the 10 year old?  Oh, he’ll no!

I was succeeding in keeping my judgemental opinions under control through out all of it.

And then she put the socks on her.

There's mothering and there's smothering.

[eleanorofaquitaine 27,631]

I don't particularly like Dorit but she is so right that it is ridiculous that LVP and Ken are insisting that she not believe something she believes. "Friends" who try to control you aren't your "friends."  

Again, that doesn't mean that Dorit's actions in the first place were right. It just means that more than one person can behave badly in these situations, including LVP. 

[BodhiGurl 8,136]

Kyle talks her college aged daughter 3 times a day? Da hell? OMG - that is just such a foreign concept to me - but I was raised to be independent and to find my way in the world...and went to college before, gasp, cell phones... imagine that.

[Straycat80 68,843]

That was funny, Kyle yelling At the girls to help her catch the dogs and the girls just standing there taping with their cell phones and laughing. 

[njbchlover 56,179]

Wait a minute - LVP is still upset with Dorit over the comments Dorit made LAST YEAR about LVP's childhood and upbringing?

No, you fucking idiot, Dorit - LVP is mad because you lied to her about getting rid of a rescue dog (to avoid paying $5,000.00) - she's mad because at you because you convinced the other ladies that she leaked a story to ROL without any real evidence - she's mad because you caused the ruination of friendships - and she's mad because you're a cheap ass, lying, snake in the grass con artist bitch who used LVP to further your own agenda.  

And, could everyone see the desperation dripping off of PK along with his sweat?  He is a wanker, but he knows that to lose a friendship with the Vanderpump-Todds is not a good thing in the world of Real Housewives (and subsequent paychecks).

I'm really, really, really not enjoying this season - it's not fun at all!   😞  

Edited May 1, 2019 by njbchlover

[nexxie 58,803]

I can so relate to the chaotic Christmas card shoot - LOVE those dogs!

[JD5166 12,627]

Cameltoe Christmas card. She soooo wants to be those gross Kardashians. 

[BloggerAloud 8,951]

1 minute ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

I don't particularly like Dorit but she is so right that it is ridiculous that LVP and Ken are insisting that she not believe something she believes. "Friends" who try to control you aren't your "friends."  

I think the greater point is that if Dorit chooses to believe that, why should LVP be friends with her? And to LVP's point, why would Dorit want to be friends with LVP if she thinks that LVP is a liar and planted the story? Like saying, "I think you're lying and had something to do with BUT let's move on from this" seems like an insane statement to make, if only because why would you ever want to be friends with that person if you truly believe that.

[Steph J 16,191]

10 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Wait.  Kyle carries her 10 year old out of bed?  And, the 10 year old sleeps in the same bed?  And, Kyle puts socks on the 10 year old?  Oh, he’ll no!

She also apparently cuts her husband's toenails for him. Nope.  Nope, nope, nope.

To each their own, but I don't want to have to "mother" my significant other.  I want a grown up who can do things like... I don't know... see that the garbage is full and take it out without having to be specifically asked to do so, as if it's a favor to me rather than a shared responsibility.

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

What the hell is Dorit wearing?

[BodhiGurl 8,136]

Cripes. LVP is really pushing John Sessa isnt she? Yawn.

I just realized we haven't even seen the big group trip yet - not this upcoming camping thang, but the fancy one... oy. This season is dragging.

[nexxie 58,803]

I like that Kyle is standing up for herself more and more - she’s come a long way.

[njbchlover 56,179]

3 minutes ago, BloggerAloud said:

I think the greater point is that if Dorit chooses to believe that, why should LVP be friends with her? And to LVP's point, why would Dorit want to be friends with LVP if she thinks that LVP is a liar and planted the story? Like saying, "I think you're lying and had something to do with BUT let's move on from this" seems like an insane statement to make, if only because why would you ever want to be friends with that person if you truly believe that.

EXACTLY!!  Why would you continue to want a friendship with someone who you think did something so reprehensible to you??  

[KungFuBunny 58,432]

36 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

Is Teddy able to put her arms down? I am going to call her t-rex from now on. Kyle walk like a freakin duck. 

I bet Erica strips down all of her glam to “camp”. (Not) 

19 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

Please don't.  ;~)

Is Alligator arms better?

[tranquilidade 7,285]

2 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

EXACTLY!!  Why would you continue to want a friendship with someone who you think did something so reprehensible to you??  

So you can ride in her wake?

Edited May 1, 2019 by tranquilidade · Reason: Grammar

[BodhiGurl 8,136]

I just realized how much I miss Kyle's white parties... if anything, just to see that fat burger truck parked outside and some of the ladies acting as if they would eat a fat burger and fries.... back when RHOBH was entertaining more often than not... What I wouldn't give to hear Paul shuffling down the hall in his squeaky shoes right about now...

[whydoievencare 11,812]

If someone accused me of something I didn't do and also required that I apologize for that action (that I didn't do) and that they would still love me and we could then move on, blah, blah blah.....I would cut them entirely from my life.  And now Denise can go fuck herself too - Lisa V doesn't need to apologize for something she didn't do.  These women are crazy.

Edited May 1, 2019 by whydoievencare

[walnutqueen 58,072]

Just now, KungFuBunny said:

Is Alligator arms better?

Much better.  Thank you!