Dear Diary: Question Of The Day(s)

[walnutqueen]

12 hours ago, scarynikki12 said:

F: Joey. By all accounts he's quite talented in bed.

M: Chandler. I find him funny, he's responsible with his finances in general, and his personal growth during the series points to him being a great partner.

K: Ross. Without question.

5 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

F: Joey. As long as a no speaking rule could be enforced. An exception for the question “how you doin’?”

M: Chandler. We could snark together, and he seems not to mind if someone else takes charge. As a control freak not quite at Monica’s level I can work with that.

Ross: No question. Not even close. Shut up, you whiny man child. 

Great minds think alike.

F: Joey - he seems like a fun fuck

M: Chandler - he's witty and malleable

K: Ross - he needs killing

[ParadoxLost]

17 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

Great minds think alike.

F: Joey - he seems like a fun fuck

M: Chandler - he's witty and malleable

K: Ross - he needs killing

Its funny that all the male choices ate the same, so I'll just say ditto.

But I just need to add that I just caught the show's finale and circle back to the early episodes in syndication.  And it can't be said enough that Ross is too annoying to live.  If he was terrible in the beginning and terrible in the end and from what I recall terrible in the middle, why were Ross and Rachel popular.

[MargeGunderson]

22 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

M: Chandler - he's witty and malleable

Just how I like ‘em!

and because it can’t be said enough, Ross is the WORST

[Drogo]

[Annber03]

Ha, this one sounds fun!

According to mine, I apparently kidnapped the entire Kardashian clan :D. 

[Drogo]

I flipped off a cop and I was kind of hoping for something I hadn't actually done before. 

[partofme]

Sang bad karaoke with your grandma.

Not sure why I'd be on Jerry Springer for that?  

[JTMacc99]

Felt Up a Cop.

This would actually be perfectly normal for one of my friends who just this past weekend got engaged to a state trooper. Unfortunately for her, her initials on this list would have her on Springer for Tea Bagging Steven Hawking. (I'm going to be giggling about that one for at least an hour.)

[Browncoat]

Had oral sex with a cop.  To get out of a speeding ticket, no doubt.

[auntlada]

I gave a wedgie to Justin Bieber. What's wrong with that?

[ABay]

I spanked a zombie.

[raven]

Flipped off a cop.

 

[AgentRXS]

Flicked boogers at your Grandpa. My grandfathers have both been dead since before I was born so......

 

[ParadoxLost]

Me and my entire family does a lot of weird shit to Lady Gaga.

But my internet persona humped a goat with your brother.

[formerlyfreedom]

I spanked a mailman...and I liked it.

[ebk57]

I sang bad karaoke with Lady Gaga.  The first part of that is totally plausible.  The last part - not so much. 

[Nordly Beaumont]

Same here ebk57! It sounds like fun!

[harrie]

Humped a goat with a cop.

[MargeGunderson]

Real me sang bad karaoke with a zombie. I like this, because for once I would be the better singer. Only my dear departed cat liked my singing, and she was deaf.

Internet me had oral sex with the Joker. That’s the stuff of nightmares.

Edited June 18, 2019 by MargeGunderson

[GaT]

I had oral sex with my brother. Kill me.

[Mindthinkr]

8 hours ago, GaT said:

I had oral sex with my brother. Kill me.

Same here, which is why I was hesitant to write my answer in the first place. 

[GaT]

3 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:

Same here, which is why I was hesitant to write my answer in the first place. 

Hey! Maybe we're related & have the same happy brother! 🤮

[JTMacc99]

Ew

[ParadoxLost]

16 hours ago, GaT said:

I had oral sex with my brother. Kill me.

It doesn't say my brother.  It says your brother.

RE: the brother, I'm assuming an unrelated to me second person on Jerry Springer because even my internet identity wouldn't hump a goat with my brother.

Seriously, it never even occurred to me to interpret "your" as "my" although I guess it could be.

[GaT]

1 hour ago, ParadoxLost said:

Seriously, it never even occurred to me to interpret "your" as "my" although I guess it could be.

The title of the thing is "Why are you on Jerry Springer" so I interpret it to mean someone is asking me why I'm on, as in "did you have sex with your brother?"

[Drogo]

It's definitely "your."  

[Moose135]

On 6/17/2019 at 4:57 PM, JTMacc99 said:

Felt Up a Cop.

Me too!

[Drogo]

What is the one movie you think everyone should watch before they die?

*Not the day they die, specifically, just any time before they die. 

[Mindthinkr]

This is so hard for me to narrow it down to one film, but here goes:

Forrest Gump

(I debated because I also love Dr Zhivago, Rear Window, Now Voyager and The Godfather) 

[Guest]

Magnolia.

[Mindthinkr]

1 hour ago, Giant Misfit said:

Magnolia

I’m going to have to go onto Amazon and watch that. Never seen it. 

[GaT]

Galaxy Quest.

[MargeGunderson]

Fargo

[Drogo]

Slumdog Millionaire.

[FormerMod-a1]

Remember the Titans

[Browncoat]

Princess Bride.  It has all the things:  fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, and miracles.

[Mindthinkr]

5 hours ago, Giant Misfit said:

Magnolia.

I just watched it. Wow. Unbelievable weather! 

[ABay]

Casablanca.

My other choices were already mentioned.

[ABay]

If the soon-to-be-departed is old enough to remember the 1960s and has already seen Galaxy Quest, Casablanca, and the Princess Bride, I would suggest Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery.

[auntlada]

Star Wars. (The one that is subtitled "A New Hope," but that I'm old enough to just call "Star Wars.")

[Nordly Beaumont]

6 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

Fargo

Oh, really Marge? You son-of-a-Gunderson! (And I agree with your choice!)

For me, Ordinary People is nearly flawless. 

[theatremouse]

A League of Their Own

[scarynikki12]

Jaws

[ebk57]

Any Astaire/Rogers movie.  My favorite is "Swing Time". 

[harrie]

Love Me Tonight.

[ABay]

This is Spinal Tap.

[walnutqueen]

Dances With Wolves

[JTMacc99]

After much thought, I've decided that everybody should see Airplane! before they die.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

[KittyMom4]

The Breakfast Club.

[Moose135]

On 6/21/2019 at 5:23 PM, ABay said:

Casablanca.

My other choices were already mentioned.

I've seen a number of great movies, but Casablanca is my favorite, and the one movie everyone should see.