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Just now, AgentRXS said:

If I loathe Friends, can I still participate?

Only if you follow the rules. 

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F: Rachael. I’m sure the thought crossed my mind back in the 90s, to be honest. 

M: Phoebe. Cool, independent, and the kind of crazy I would enjoy. 

K: Sorry Monica. I know how to cook, and clean and organized is just not that important to me. 

Note: Totally different order if we are sorting out the actors instead of the characters. 

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F: Joey. It was apparently the thing he was good at.

M: Chandler. I like the sarcastic sense of humor. It goes well with mine.

K: Ross. The whining. And whining. And whining. Gah!

I'm not into women, so I don't want to marry any of them, but could I hire Monica as a housekeeper?

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F: Joey. By all accounts he's quite talented in bed.

M: Chandler. I find him funny, he's responsible with his finances in general, and his personal growth during the series points to him being a great partner.

K: Ross. Without question.

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F: Phoebe.  She was a massage therapist, for crying out loud.  And I quote:

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M: Monica.  I love some good food and a clean house, but I would never say that to my wife.  Monica would just do it and enjoy it.  She could have all the hoarder closets she wants...

K: Rachel.  The best thing about the show ending was that Rachel would finally shut the fuck up. 

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F: Joey. As long as a no speaking rule could be enforced. An exception for the question “how you doin’?”

M: Chandler. We could snark together, and he seems not to mind if someone else takes charge. As a control freak not quite at Monica’s level I can work with that.

Ross: No question. Not even close. Shut up, you whiny man child. 

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16 minutes ago, MargeGunderson said:

F: Joey. As long as a no speaking rule could be enforced. An exception for the question “how you doin’?”

Seems reasonable...

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12 hours ago, scarynikki12 said:

F: Joey. By all accounts he's quite talented in bed.

M: Chandler. I find him funny, he's responsible with his finances in general, and his personal growth during the series points to him being a great partner.

K: Ross. Without question.

5 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

F: Joey. As long as a no speaking rule could be enforced. An exception for the question “how you doin’?”

M: Chandler. We could snark together, and he seems not to mind if someone else takes charge. As a control freak not quite at Monica’s level I can work with that.

Ross: No question. Not even close. Shut up, you whiny man child. 

Great minds think alike.

F: Joey - he seems like a fun fuck

M: Chandler - he's witty and malleable

K: Ross - he needs killing

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17 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

Great minds think alike.

F: Joey - he seems like a fun fuck

M: Chandler - he's witty and malleable

K: Ross - he needs killing

Its funny that all the male choices ate the same, so I'll just say ditto.

But I just need to add that I just caught the show's finale and circle back to the early episodes in syndication.  And it can't be said enough that Ross is too annoying to live.  If he was terrible in the beginning and terrible in the end and from what I recall terrible in the middle, why were Ross and Rachel popular.

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22 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

M: Chandler - he's witty and malleable

Just how I like ‘em!

and because it can’t be said enough, Ross is the WORST

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I never watched the show but Matt LeBlanc has always been appealing, has been getting handsomer and hunkier as he ages and also seems like a nice guy so I would just grab ahold of him and call it a day. 

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Ha, this one sounds fun!

According to mine, I apparently kidnapped the entire Kardashian clan :D. 

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I flipped off a cop and I was kind of hoping for something I hadn't actually done before. 

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Sang bad karaoke with your grandma.

Not sure why I'd be on Jerry Springer for that?  

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Felt Up a Cop.

This would actually be perfectly normal for one of my friends who just this past weekend got engaged to a state trooper. Unfortunately for her, her initials on this list would have her on Springer for Tea Bagging Steven Hawking. (I'm going to be giggling about that one for at least an hour.)

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Had oral sex with a cop.  To get out of a speeding ticket, no doubt.

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I gave a wedgie to Justin Bieber. What's wrong with that?

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Flicked boogers at your Grandpa. My grandfathers have both been dead since before I was born so......

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Me and my entire family does a lot of weird shit to Lady Gaga.

But my internet persona humped a goat with your brother.

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I sang bad karaoke with the three stooges

Okay I cheated because I used my middle and maiden initials because there is no way in hell I am typing what my first and last initials did.

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I sang bad karaoke with Lady Gaga.  The first part of that is totally plausible.  The last part - not so much. 

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Real me sang bad karaoke with a zombie. I like this, because for once I would be the better singer. Only my dear departed cat liked my singing, and she was deaf.

Internet me had oral sex with the Joker. That’s the stuff of nightmares.

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I had oral sex with my brother. Kill me.

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8 hours ago, GaT said:

I had oral sex with my brother. Kill me.

Same here, which is why I was hesitant to write my answer in the first place. 

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3 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:

Same here, which is why I was hesitant to write my answer in the first place. 

Hey! Maybe we're related & have the same happy brother! 🤮

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16 hours ago, GaT said:

I had oral sex with my brother. Kill me.

It doesn't say my brother.  It says your brother.

RE: the brother, I'm assuming an unrelated to me second person on Jerry Springer because even my internet identity wouldn't hump a goat with my brother.

Seriously, it never even occurred to me to interpret "your" as "my" although I guess it could be.

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1 hour ago, ParadoxLost said:

Seriously, it never even occurred to me to interpret "your" as "my" although I guess it could be.

The title of the thing is "Why are you on Jerry Springer" so I interpret it to mean someone is asking me why I'm on, as in "did you have sex with your brother?"

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On 6/17/2019 at 4:57 PM, JTMacc99 said:

Felt Up a Cop.

Me too!

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What is the one movie you think everyone should watch before they die?

*Not the day they die, specifically, just any time before they die. 

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This is so hard for me to narrow it down to one film, but here goes:

Forrest Gump

(I debated because I also love Dr Zhivago, Rear Window, Now Voyager and The Godfather) 

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John Travolta and Olivia Newton John in Grease. I went to see it when I was on a beach vacation when I was 12 years old and then went to see it numerous times when we returned home at a matinee. When the new recorder gadgets (that looked like big records but were movies) came out it was the first movie I had my mama purchase. I bought the album with babysitting money and listened to it all the time. To this day the songs just burst into my head and I sing along and do a little left right shoulder shrug (maybe even a dramatic half spin). I bought Sandy at the end of school carnival shoes from K-Mart!! I watch it when it is on tv now. It is my happy movie.

eta I couldn't get through the sequel. The only time I seriously debated leaving my husband was when I realized that he thinks Grease 2 is superior to original Grease. 

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1 hour ago, Giant Misfit said:

Magnolia

I’m going to have to go onto Amazon and watch that. Never seen it. 

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Galaxy Quest.

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Princess Bride.  It has all the things:  fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, and miracles.

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5 hours ago, Giant Misfit said:

Magnolia.

I just watched it. Wow. Unbelievable weather! 

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Casablanca.

My other choices were already mentioned.

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If the soon-to-be-departed is old enough to remember the 1960s and has already seen Galaxy Quest, Casablanca, and the Princess Bride, I would suggest Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery.

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