S11.E06: Sleeping With the Fishes

[Keywestclubkid]

I hate the room you put me in and now I want to sit at the head of your table at your house lol good good god 

[Straycat80]

Luann falling in the bushes will never not be funny. 

[geauxaway]

Why is Sonja lugging her purse around the pool and patio?  

[Thumper]

Barbara's clothes are so tight, they make my body hurt just looking at her.  lol

[Mindthinkr]

How is Dorinda managing this full day. She didn’t get her nap. I smell trouble cooking for dinner. 

Just now, geauxaway said:

Why is Sonja lugging her purse around the pool and patio?  

It’s full of stolen goods from Morgan Manor. 

[walnutqueen]

15 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Somebody better make popcorn. Bethenny isn’t even there yet. I’ll have a Grey Goose vodka martini with 2 olives to go with it....oh....my cat doesn’t take orders at Mindthinkr Manor..

You need a copy of How To Train Your Cat To Be A Martini Butler.

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

Why is Sonja lugging her purse around the pool and patio?  

Because there are things that are needed at the new apartment and she might just find some of them at Bluestone Manor

[chewycandy]

Poor Coco 

[KungFuBunny]

I'm not liking this naked chef

Are there pubes in the food?

[bosawks]

Coco’s little doggy face just look resigned.

[Straycat80]

Why cook naked? I don’t get it. Does the food taste better? 

Here we go...shitfaced Sonja. OMG that poor dog! I think she put those Morgan letters in her purse. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Did she wear that ring on her weekend with her bf? 

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, bosawks said:

Coco’s little doggy face just look resigned.

With a dog’s hearing being so keen it was probably over this party hours ago. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Did we just see Sonja hold Coco hostage?

[njbchlover]

11 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

Why is Sonja lugging her purse around the pool and patio?  

To keep track of whatever she lifted from the Morgan house?  

[JAYJAY1979]

Why is tinsley a housewife?

Barbara...Jill Zarin with brown hair

Dorinda..rude and mea 

[chewycandy]

2 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Coco’s little doggy face just look resigned.

At first I thought she was extremely well-behaved but maybe this is how one becomes after living with Ramona that long. 

[FlyingEgret]

Wow - I was actually surprised when the episode ended.  That hour flew by (unlike some other recent RH shows.  )

[bosawks]

1 minute ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

Did we just see Sonja hold Coco hostage?

Just think of all the jewelry she’s probably made that poor dog eat...

[Emmeline]

Once again Blue Stone Manor did not disappoint.  The episodes there have always been some of my favorites.  All of you have been so funny tonight, thank you, it made it nice.

Edited April 11, 2019 by Emmeline

[65mickey]

44 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Who else thinks Sonja just put something in her bag?

OMG that's what I thought. When she turned around her bag was open. But then I saw she had her glasses in her hand so maybe she was taking her glasses out. But it really looked suspicious.  

[FlyingEgret]

6 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Did she wear that ring on her weekend with her bf? 

And when she went to Boston to watch a movie by herself?  Maybe she wiped away the tears with the ring - after all Dennis would have wanted it that way...

[Straycat80]

3 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Wow - I was actually surprised when the episode ended.  That hour flew by (unlike some other recent RH shows.  )

IKR? That’s why this franchise is my favorite, unlike Bev. Hills which is becoming unwatchable. 

[tranquilidade]

36 minutes ago, bosawks said:

They are aware that the shark isn’t real, right?

Oh no it's real alright but it's dead.

[ghoulina]

Wow. Lu had a full on hissy fit and almost got a room at a hotel. I just cannot believe the lack of grace and manners these women are exhibiting. I would never insult a friend's home or decor. 

Oh, and it's triggering? Because she was drunk there? Looks like she better just leave New England entirely, if that's the way it works. 

So then Tinsley, who was FULLY unpacked, has to relocate all of her stuff! She's a better woman than I am. And Dorinda is really keeping it together better than I would as well. 

Not that I think My deserves it; but I was glad Dorinda finally apologized. I think she just had to allow herself to get to a vulnerable place. But now it's just one less thing Lu can hold over her head. 

Taking Sonja to Ventfort Hall was a horrible idea. I knew it before they even walked in. That's why she ended up so drunk. She can't cope with the reminders of the life she lost. Dorinda isn't jealous that you were married to a Morgan. You're jealous that you no longer are. It's really quite sad. 

NY always has the best comic relief. Every time that Dracula popped up to spy on them talking by the pool I just burst out laughing. 

Poor Tinsley. I do think she really does get the short end of the stick a lot. But her analogywas awfully graphic. 

I'm so over Barbara. She walked in oozing attitude. From her comments about the room to wanting to sit at the head of the table. Just go home already. 

[pieinmyeye]

19 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

How is Dorinda managing this full day. She didn’t get her nap. I smell trouble cooking for dinner. 

It’s full of stolen goods from Morgan Manor. 

Exactly what I was thinking about Sonja and the purse.

[65mickey]

21 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

How is Dorinda managing this full day. She didn’t get her nap. I smell trouble cooking for dinner. 

It’s full of stolen goods from Morgan Manor. 

All of those little boxes she was admiring after everyone left the room.

[njbchlover]

10 minutes ago, JAYJAY1979 said:

Why is tinsley a housewife?

Barbara...Jill Zarin with brown hair

Dorinda..rude and mea 

I would take Jill Zarin over Barbara any day!  

[tranquilidade]

New theme song for show: Still Crazy After All These Years

[rhys]

Why did T bother moving rooms? She wasn't moving to the fish room. I'm so confused.

[Gem 10]

What the hell was that?  The worst episode ever.  Sonja was a pig.  That naked chef was not funny, in fact disgusting.  Drunken women falling all over the place.  Everyone talking about each other.  I’m just surprised.  Dorinda goes to the trouble to make Halloween and everyone acts unappreciative.

[Reality police]

25 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

Why is Sonja lugging her purse around the pool and patio?  

When I first saw her I thought she grabbed Bethany's when she came outside. B had it on her shoulder and then it was gone!

[dosodog]

Everybody hates the fish room.

There's got to be something we don't know.

 

[65mickey]

11 minutes ago, tranquilidade said:

Oh no it's real alright but it's dead.

I think I heard her tell Barbara not to hang anything on it because it cost $12,000. Just proves some people have more money than sense.

[Mr. Miner]

Barb left that top in the dryer way too long. 🤭

[njbchlover]

So, wait - let me get this straight, because I am confused. 

When they all got back to Dorinda's house, Tinsley packs up her stuff and moves into her new room, in order to give Luann her original room.  But, Tinsley doesn't move into the shark room - she moves into a completely different room! 

Then, Dorinda says that she has five guest rooms.  So, I'm guessing that the house has at least seven bedrooms - Dorinda's room, Dorinda's daughter's room, and five guest rooms (and, perhaps, maids' rooms somewhere else).  Dorinda is sleeping in her room, Bethenny is in Dorinda's daughter's room, and there is five extra bedrooms for the five other women.

So, all this fighting about who was going to stay in the shark room was all bullshit?  Who was supposed to stay in that extra non-shark bedroom - Barbara?  Well, if that's the case, I kind of get why Luann was pissed.  Lu's behavior was extremely rude and discourteous, but if she was staying for two nights and Bethenny and Barbara are only staying one night, why would they get the "better" rooms?  Why didn't Dorinda just give Luann the choice of picking one or the other, and then, Barbara would have to stay wherever Luann isn't?  

This seemed like producer manipulation to me, unless, of course, Dorinda thinks that the shark room is better than the other rooms in the house.

[Jel]

NOBODY TOUCH THE MORGAN LETTERS!

It looked like she was about to crack up laughing, and then the hysterical crying...It's Sonja!

[Kiki777]

Barb's been hanging out with Countess Poopysheets too long, expecting to sit at the head of the table.

Poor Tins getting the hind tit all the time. She takes it well though.  

Naked Chef made me nervous.  Like Giada DeLaurentis on Food Network always cooking with her tits out.  Get oil splattered on your private bits is just... Ouch.

[tranquilidade]

6 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

I think I heard her tell Barbara not to hang anything on it because it cost $12,000. Just proves some people have more money than sense.

What gets to me more is that green semigloss paint over such a large surface of wall area. It's horrendous.  And I've never seen or thought possible that taxidermy would go in a bedroom.   Move that shit to a den or a library....

4 minutes ago, Jel said:

NOBODY TOUCH THE MORGAN LETTERS!

It looked like she was about to crack up laughing, and then the hysterical crying...It's Sonja!

Serious meds adjustment needed: STAT.  Or, do we have another patient for rehab?

[esco1822]

1. I love Art Smith

2. Yeah Bethenny, you’ve evolved so much since Dennis’s death and are soooo chill about everything. Remember 5 minutes ago when you told Dorinda you’d only stay at her house if you got Hannah’s room? You can take several seats. 

3. I hate Lu’s behavior but I don’t think holding an intervention for her and getting her into rehab is something that Beth and Barb get to hold over her for life. 

[Gem 10]

45 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

I hate Barbara, tbh.

Whoever she was talking to by the pool so close, I thought she was going to kiss her.

Sonja looked like she wanted to make out with everybody if she could.  

[CSunshine76]

I just don’t understand the lack of manners and graciousness these ladies have for their hostess.  I don’t care if it’s my friend, acquaintance, coworker, etc. I am not going to tell you I don’t like a room in your house nor will I refuse to stay there.  So rude!!

Dorinda is an amazing host, I don’t know why she continues to try with these bitches, I sure wouldn’t.  Art Smith...YES! But why the naked chef? I’d just want dinner from Art...whom none of them seemed to know. 

Edited April 11, 2019 by CSunshine76

[Chit Chat]

25 minutes ago, tranquilidade said:

New theme song for show: Still Crazy After All These Years

After that LuAnn can sing this to the tune of 'High Hopes':  I'm on my high horse, I'm on my high horse.  I'm such a snob here on my high horse.

[Gem 10]

1 hour ago, Straycat80 said:

How many times is Dorinda going to apologize to Lu? Didn’t she do that at the last reunion? This is getting so boring. 

Isn’t it Halloween? Why is everyone now wearing summer clothes? 

Overkill on the “I’m sorry” and the I love you, and the hugs and kisses.  We get it already.  You’re sorry.

[bichonblitz]

I prefer Christmas in the Berkshires. 

[rehoboth]

Art Smith was totally ignored by everyone.  He is no shrinking violet so this must be the only Bravo show that he could not insert the fact that he has cooked for the Obamas (twice!) 

Way to go NY Housewives! 😄

[bichonblitz]

Ain't nobody want to look at a naked hairy ass while cooking and serving them their dinner. 

Edited April 11, 2019 by bichonblitz

[Thumper]

I would not want any naked person preparing my food.  I'm surprised Art Smith is "sponsoring" him -- unless that was a producer ploy.

[Bronzedog]

Seriously, they talk about the naked chef's ass hair and then they're going to eat what he cooks.  Oh, hell no!

[Gem 10]

38 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

Barb left that top in the dryer way too long. 🤭

OMG .. the funniest post tonite.