PrincessPurrsALot March 24, 2019 Share March 24, 2019 Quote The Alldredges are shocked by Jennifer's mysterious behavior while the Winders finally video chat with a potential sister wife. Paige questions if this lifestyle is what she really wants, and the Snowdens prepare for Dmitri and Vanessa to be intimate. Original air date 2019.03.24 Link to comment
xwordfanatik March 24, 2019 Share March 24, 2019 Let the train wreck begin. Is this the final episode of the season? 2 Link to comment
Armchair Critic March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Did Dimitri just say his sexual tension is like The Incredible Hulk? Oh my! I bet Ashley will love hearing that, maybe she can say Vanessa's PH balance is still not okay for "intimacy". 6 2 Link to comment
suev3333 March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 We don't want to share yeast infections. 🙄 Dam, Dimitri was like a drill sergeant in the park. Kind of a red flag.....hmmm And Bernie makes my skin crawl.....eesh 10 Link to comment
Melig8r March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Steam their vaginas together - WTF Now we know where the yeast infections will come from. 1 6 11 Link to comment
LucyEth March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Did Ashley just say they are steaming their Vagina's? Jeez, Vanessa just does whatever they tell her. Snap out of it Vanessa! 11 Link to comment
tabloidlover March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Great.... another hurdle upcoming. Vanessa has to get her vagina steamed with Ashley.... I have a feeling this episode will end with Vanessa walking into the bedroom for the big d and we’ll have to wait for next week to see the after. 2 4 Link to comment
VioletNevermind March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Okay, this is just gross now. Ashley is waaaaay too involved in preparing this poor woman to finally receive “The D.” 2 18 Link to comment
suev3333 March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Awwww...now Jeff can't bed Jennifer.....no wonder he's upset🙄 1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said: Okay, this is just gross now. Ashley is waaaaay too involved in preparing this poor woman to finally receive “The D.” Ikr....freaking weird 2 2 Link to comment
Armchair Critic March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 (edited) Ashley just hopes Vanessa gets burned from the steaming so she can't be "intimate", she is trying to sabotage her. Edited March 25, 2019 by Armchair Critic 14 8 Link to comment
SuzieQ March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Really Jeff?? 3 episodes to figure out Jennifer is full of crap?? 10 2 Link to comment
HorrrGoodnight March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 (edited) I'm all for being healthy but this just seems to be a control thing with Dmitri. Notice how Vanessa made sure to say she was the one who mentioned she wanted to get in shape 🙄 Highly unlikely! Also, if I never hear the word intimate again it will be too soon. Edited March 25, 2019 by SlutAssBitchAssHor Said Ashley when I meant Vanessa 13 Link to comment
VioletNevermind March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 I feel like Ashley lives her life according to whatever is highlighted on Gwenyth Paltrow’s Goop website (i.e. every fly-by-night, overpriced, bullshit “beauty” treatment under the sun). 3 10 Link to comment
suev3333 March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 So that's what I've been missing all my life! Vaginal steaming ,😲 1 10 2 Link to comment
SuzieQ March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Just now, SlutAssBitchAssHor said: Also, if I never hear the word intimate again it will be too soon. How bout it!! WTH???? 2 3 Link to comment
tabloidlover March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Pregnant women are NOT supposed to do vaginal steaming. Is Ashley pregnant? I swear she appears so... 3 Link to comment
LucyEth March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 If the sex is no good, pack your bags and go get a steak dinner and drink! 12 6 Link to comment
Armchair Critic March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Just now, tabloidlover said: Pregnant women are NOT supposed to do vaginal steaming. Is Ashley pregnant? I swear she appears so... I read somewhere she has a condition that makes her stomach pooch out (wish I had that excuse), she's not pregnant. 1 2 Link to comment
steff13 March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 I refuse to accept that Vaginal Steam Facilitator is a job. I think it's another way to dissuade Vanessa from having sex with Dimitri; the steam is "accidentally" too hot and burns Vanessa's hooha, putting her out of commission for a couple of weeks. 😂 7 3 Link to comment
Armchair Critic March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Is it wrong that I am laughing at Paige because she got burned? That was stupid of her bringing up taking on another wife, now Bernie is hot to trot for it and she is trying to backpedal. 1 3 10 Link to comment
HorrrGoodnight March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 (Definitely pregnant) Ashley looks like she rummages through her daughter's play chest and just throws random shit on her head. Poor Vanessa is really being raked over the coals here guys. There's not enough dick in America to make me tap dance like she's doing. 5 10 Link to comment
Armchair Critic March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 What kind of Bizarro World are we living in that this doofus Colton is desirable to all these women? 19 5 Link to comment
HorrrGoodnight March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: I read somewhere she has a condition that makes her stomach pooch out (wish I had that excuse), she's not pregnant. Really????? Wow I would have sworn... 2 Link to comment
suev3333 March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Yea... your religious belief just so happens to include bonking multiple women. Funny how that works out.... 4 3 Link to comment
Armchair Critic March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said: Really????? Wow I would have sworn... edited to say I read it on Reddit: Ashley has diastasis recti, which is a separation of the abdominal muscles. She says on Instagram people ask her how far along she is all the time. Edited March 25, 2019 by Armchair Critic 2 Link to comment
suev3333 March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Omg Ashley....just jump in bed with them and get it over with....cripes already 7 4 Link to comment
LucyEth March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 I read here that a former wife who didn't work out said Ashely was looking for a lover. This woman was not interested. 6 Link to comment
Armchair Critic March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Is Ashley going to put a glass up to the wall during their "intimate" time? Bernie's "feelings have been growing (more like his d*ck) for Brandi" 9 3 Link to comment
HorrrGoodnight March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 I love how Dmitri and Vanessa are both trying to downplay how much they want to bone each other. Meanwhile Ashley is trying way too hard at pretending to be ok with it. The bell on tbe doorknob was priceless though. In other news: Why does Sophie think she's such hot shit? 5 10 Link to comment
steff13 March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Just now, SlutAssBitchAssHor said: In other news: Why does Sophie think she's such hot shit? I don't know. She's so funny looking. She and the husband look like they could be related. The first wife is so cute, she could do much better. 16 Link to comment
Melig8r March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 The episode in which Paige discovers the definition of a friend and sister wife are different. 19 3 Link to comment
Armchair Critic March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Bernie wants to get laid on the weekend! He thinks Brandi is the kindest, how much actual time has he spent with her? Anyone can be nice for that short period of time. The man is just horny that's all. 1 1 10 Link to comment
suev3333 March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Bernie and Paige's relationship is ruined forever. She'll always think there's an ulterior motive. Ok Bernie, if you only like Brandi because she makes you laugh, then you won't have to sleep with her. He's such a bullshiter pig... 4 9 Link to comment
LucyEth March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Shouldn't the Winders be interviewing women who were raised in their faith. This looks like another "Jennifer" situation. A non practicing Catholic who thought they looked very nice or whatever the reason was she replied to their ad. 1 5 Link to comment
HorrrGoodnight March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Bernie says to Paige, "if you don't mind" like it matters 😂 3 6 Link to comment
Armchair Critic March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 You know Paige is just seething but she is trying so hard to look cool. Another man who has the calling of the pants (just wants some strange) 6 Link to comment
suev3333 March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Yea Bernie, it's your "calling"...🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆 7 1 Link to comment
Armchair Critic March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 WTF? Did it cut off suddenly at the end of the show and go into Dr. Pimple Popper? Paige was still talking... 1 10 Link to comment
steff13 March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, LucyEth said: I read here that a former wife who didn't work out said Ashely was looking for a lover. This woman was not interested. That and a bulldozer would knock me over. I've always suspected it was intended to be a three-way kind of thing. 2 5 Link to comment
VioletNevermind March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 Just now, Armchair Critic said: WTF? Did it cut off suddenly at the end of the show and go into Dr. Pimple Popper? Paige was still talking... They fell asleep at the switch at TLC. They’re as bored by this shit as we are. 8 7 Link to comment
tabloidlover March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 I’m pissed! I wanted to see Paige tell him she’s changed her mind! Didn’t we see a preview of that in one of the previews of this season? 7 Link to comment
RubySoho March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said: WTF? Did it cut off suddenly at the end of the show and go into Dr. Pimple Popper? Paige was still talking... Yeah..what the hell is up with that?! 5 Link to comment
crazycatlady58 March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 I was thinking that same think and I would like to hear his answer to what I think the question was... Normal women do not share their husbands. 3 Link to comment
Honey March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, tabloidlover said: I’m pissed! I wanted to see Paige tell him she’s changed her mind! Didn’t we see a preview of that in one of the previews of this season? We've been it seeing every day this week!!! 3 Link to comment
Alapaki March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 My guess is that after he got caught cheating one too many times Fibber McGee blamed it on the Bible and how it was just his way of working out his calling. Paige rolled her eyes, realized the only thing more degrading than being married to this lard ass is getting left by him, and went along. So that somehow made it her idea. 1 7 Link to comment
Twopper March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 (edited) 11 hours ago, Armchair Critic said: Ashley has diastasis recti, which is a separation of the abdominal muscles. She says on Instagram people ask her how far along she is all the time. I know someone who has a much worse case of this, but she is 50. I have no idea if there is a surgical cure, but I would think Dimitri would demand it of Ashley it she could get it fixed. There is not enough brain bleach in the universe for me to recover from this episode. I am glad I haven't chosen "intimate" for a drinking game or I would be deader than Marley's ghost. So tonight steamed vaginas are on the menu? Just another hoop for Vanessa to leap through. And boot camp with Dimitri. And that black thing with white flowers on Ashley's head looks like an old fashioned swim cap my grandmother had. Her leggings were hideous. At this point I think Ashley is beginning to creep me out nearly as much as Dimitri. The fact that I think a lot of this is just their method of becoming z-list celebs doesn't make them not creep me out. I wonder if they will keep adding more and more rules for Vanessa to follow. Run, Vanessa, run. The Allredge story is boring. We know Jennifer bailed, and I really don't care why. I think Tamy Winder (or however she spells it) is right to be concerned about bringing in another wife. Too bad that Jay's faith has lapsed; I would like to see her convert Tamy and Sophia. Maybe they should message Brandi and Bri, as I hope Brandi will soon be looking again. The only real drama in this mess is the McGees. I detest Bernie. I don't like Paige, but I really, really cannot stand Bernie. First of all, they need to run a background check on miss overeager Brandi. Also for the first visit she and Bri should have stayed in a hotel, and only Paige and Bernie should have met her on this visit. It was much too early to introduce the kids; it looks like the younger boy has already bonded somewhat, and I think Bernie has almost steam-rolled John into accepting her. I wasn't sure what Paige meant about having to encourage Brandi to go out that night with Bernie; I can't imagine Brandi having cold feet. Oh, nevermind, I guess that was after Paige's breakdown that she told Bernie and Brandi that it was still okay for them to go out. I am annoyed about the intrusion from Dr Pimple Popper. Edited March 25, 2019 by Twopper 12 Link to comment
Popular Post Alapaki March 25, 2019 Popular Post Share March 25, 2019 I bet the woman from last year who got the Dimitri “D” after just a single, non-vegan, non-ph-balanced dinner, and without an over-humidified vagina, is laughing her ass off watching this nonsense. 26 14 Link to comment
SuzieQ March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 49 minutes ago, LucyEth said: I read here that a former wife who didn't work out said Ashely was looking for a lover. This woman was not interested. I read that too. Her name was Kelly Anne and she also said that Dimitri treated Ashley like shit off camera. 1 Link to comment
OldButHappy March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said: Poor Vanessa is really being raked over the coals here guys ...or, at least, over a pot of boiling herbs... 15 2 Link to comment
SuzieQ March 25, 2019 Share March 25, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Twopper said: I am annoyed about the intrusion from Dr Pimple Popper. What happened? I thought it was my DVR acting up. Edited March 25, 2019 by SuzieQ 2 Link to comment
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