S09.E07: Eat, Drink, and Be Married

[Dance4Life]

Just now, BodhiGurl said:

Love how Denise didn't give a flying flock that her daughter didn't want to wear the heels, and wore sneakers. Ooooh I hope she maintains her likability.. Admittedly I did watch her own reality show many moons ago and liked her back then as well.

Denise doesn’t give a flying squirrel about her wedding!

She is all about the honeymoon!!! 😘🍆💖

[Mindthinkr]

Actually I think they did a good job in pulling offf this wedding in a week. They had a bar, a cake, outfits, flowers and heavy metal music to walk down the isle by. 

[TexasGal]

30 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I’m sure they rushed this wedding so it could be a storyline for the show. And the number eight was just thrown in there for something quirky.

Especially since it seems like half the guests are housewives and their spouses.

[dosodog]

Denise has officially won me over with her dog in the veil.  And didn't care.

Short and Curlies.  Rolling Stones.  Never been married but that's what I'm walking to if it ever happens.

And I'm not walking.  I'm going to saunter.

Edited March 27, 2019 by dosodog

[Steph J]

I feel like that's a weird amount of effort/expense for the paparazzi to go to in order to cover the wedding of Denise Richards and Aaron Whateverhislastnameis.  Helicopters aren't cheap.

Edited March 27, 2019 by Steph J

[JD5166]

Aaron reminds me of the Lifetime Movie “perfect” dad who has ill intentions. He seems good with the girls, he’s handsome but he gives me the squicks. 

Patrick Muldoon will never not be hot! (Also maybe a little lifetime cool bad-dad).

[nexxie]

6 minutes ago, dosodog said:

And I'm not walking.  I'm going to saunter.

HA! Perfect.

[KungFuBunny]

4 minutes ago, Steph J said:

I feel like that's a weird amount of effort/expense for the paparazzi to go to in order to cover the wedding of Denise Richards and Aaron Whateverhislastname is.  Helicopters aren't cheap.

I think it might be Humungusschlongberg

[Keywestclubkid]

thank god them leaving right after the ceremony isn't going to be a thing..lol 

[Dance4Life]

5 minutes ago, Steph J said:

I feel like that's a weird amount of effort/expense for the paparazzi to go to in order to cover the wedding of Denise Richards and Aaron Whateverhislastname is.  Helicopters aren't cheap.

The tabloids probably own the helicopters and they aren’t poor.

[Mindthinkr]

It was nice that Jerry O’Connell and his wife Rebecca came to the wedding. 

Rinna talking about how she and Denise had a fling with Patrick M at the same time? Rinna, how can you always find a way to make it relate to you? 

[SnarkAttack]

2 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

Aaron reminds me of the Lifetime Movie “perfect” dad who has ill intentions. He seems good with the girls, he’s handsome but he gives me the squicks. 

Patrick Muldoon will never not be hot! (Also maybe a little lifetime cool bad-dad).

Aaron doesn't smile.

I love that Denise is so chill.

[Steph J]

2 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

The tabloids probably own the helicopters and they aren’t poor.

I was thinking more in terms of the fuel cost.

So "nipped" is a word Dorit would never use because it's too "English"?  What about all the other Brit-speak that comes out of her mouth?

Edited March 27, 2019 by Steph J

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, SnarkAttack said:

Aaron doesn't smile.

That is weird. You’d think that of all days that he’d be smiling at his wedding. He could just be numb all the time from tequila and all that estrogen he lives with. 

[jaybird2]

6 hours ago, SailorGirl said:

I've given up on watching this season. This is not an enjoyable RHOBH season at all. Never liked Dorit and after Lucy-gate?

They need to boot her from this show. They shouldn't have had her back this year. 

i'm with you.  i come here everyone;s comments but will not watch.  the show will end lvpn leaves the show.  the other certainly can't carry it.

[bosawks]

PK does realize that English is also spoken in America and nipped means the same thing as in England?

I mean he’s a dolt so I’m not entirely sure.

[albarino]

Dorit is upset with a Radar On-Line article?!?  What?

[JennyMominFL]

Got to hand it to Dorit, Vanderpuppet is a good one. I wonder who she heard say it, Shes not smart enough to come up with this on her own.

Edited March 27, 2019 by JennyMominFL

[Keywestclubkid]

and it was going so well till the last 5min of that episode lol ugh 

[Dance4Life]

Dorit...STFU!

Give VPD their $5,000!

Go put in some volunteer hours.....Act like you care.

How can you be so cold and play victim?

You deserved that ROL article.....Puppy Dumper!!!!

[nexxie]

5 minutes ago, SnarkAttack said:

Aaron doesn't smile.

I love that Denise is so chill.

I really hope Aaron doesn’t turn out to be creep - albeit a creep with a giant penis.

[Bronzedog]

Nip is an English word, PigK?  As in, it's a word spoken in the English language?  Because, yes it is.  Or, it's an word used exclusively by people from England?  Because no it's not, Fat Ass.

[charming]

So the Radar Online article with the word "nip" which is a word that only British people know (WTF?) is the "proof" the entire cast is crowing about? Really? 

I love that Erika wore Rinna's cheap ass polyester jumpsuit in a symbol of cunty solidarity then roasted her ass off.

I love that kitchen LVP wants to build. 

[Dance4Life]

LVP also sold the same Grifting Puppy Dumpers story to the Daily Mail! 😂

[Callaphera]

Number of Charlie Sheen references: 6*.

So Denise wouldn't buy her wedding dress from Amazon but she would buy a lace romper from Forever 21, attach a gauzy overskirt and call it good. Okay. 

How proud do you think Dorit was over her "Vanderpuppets" comment? She (and PK) probably spent hours trying to come up with that. 

*I'm probably as high as Denise was during the whole "He has a BIIIIG penis" dinner so I might have miscounted and I know I rolled two references into one but six was a nice round number that is close enough to be accurate

[charming]

I think Lisa Rinna has been in her pill bag too much if she thinks LVP is obsessed with her. Projection much? And now Rinna doesn't want to talk about the dog anymore when she has been the main shit stirrer? This needs to be her last season. She brings nothing to the table. If I want to watch her I can watch QVC once a month.

[Otherkate]

A few thoughts....

Teddi's sunglasses are hideous.

Camille's dress was gorgeous and thank god, because there were a lot of ugly dresses (and one polyester jumpsuit) on display. 

PK seriously thinks only people in England say the word "nipped"? For real? And this is some sort of proof? LOL. And, btw, if she did plant the story, I still don't give a single fuck. PLANT A MILLION MORE, LISA. See if you can find someone to interview that woman who chased Dorit down in the Bahamas about the money she owes her while you're at it.

Denise is cool as hell and I loved it that she didn't care if her daughter wore sneakers. Jury is out on Aaron, but I'm sure his penis is great.

Everything Rinna said was delusional and insane tonight. It's like she was living in Bizarro World.

I love interior design and I love kitchens. If don't get to see Lisa's remodel process and result because of these stupid bitches, I am going to be FURIOUS.

Edited March 27, 2019 by Otherkate

[njbchlover]

9 minutes ago, bosawks said:

PK does realize that English is also spoken in America and nipped means the same thing as in England?

I mean he’s a dolt so I’m not entirely sure.

PK is also a wanker, but that's more British than it is American, but the definition still kind of doesn't need to be explained.

For the record - I just love calling people that deserve it a wanker - it's such a fun word!!

Hey wait - is it possible for PK to be a doltish wanker??  🤣

[LadyK]

 Are the Kemsleys ( in addition to being horrid to animals) such poor grifters that PK cannot afford a decent button down shirt? While it was clear that it was a casual wedding, most of the male guests wore a nice dress shirt. PK looked like he had donned an ancient t shirt that he wears to wash the rose gold Bentley on Saturday mornings. Do he and Dorit spend the majority of their hard grifted $$$ on  Dorit’s (mostly bad) fashion choices, leaving PK to look like a slob?

[dosodog]

6 minutes ago, charming said:

So the Radar Online article with the word "nip" which is a word that only British people know (WTF?) is the "proof" the entire cast is crowing about? Really? 

I love that Erika wore Rinna's cheap ass polyester jumpsuit in a symbol of cunty solidarity then roasted her ass off.

I love that kitchen LVP wants to build. 

Mom and I were just commenting today on how far polyester has come.

I think the black was the problem.  And Rinna uses cheap polyester.  I speak from experience. 

[njbchlover]

19 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Nip is an English word, PigK?  As in, it's a word spoken in the English language?  Because, yes it is.  Or, it's an word used exclusively by people from England?  Because no it's not, Fat Ass.

19 minutes ago, charming said:

So the Radar Online article with the word "nip" which is a word that only British people know (WTF?) is the "proof" the entire cast is crowing about? Really? 

I love that Erika wore Rinna's cheap ass polyester jumpsuit in a symbol of cunty solidarity then roasted her ass off.

I love that kitchen LVP wants to build. 

I'm as far from British as you could get, but I've still used the word "nip" about a million times referring to a small animal bite - whether from a puppy or a kitten.  

What morons that they will jump to the conclusion that Lisa gave that story to Radaronline.  And, apparently, that seems to be what the big blowup between Kyle and Lisa will be about.  How sad!

Edited March 27, 2019 by njbchlover

[Jel]

42 minutes ago, dosodog said:

Camille's dress! WANT!

Rinna Rinna Rinna.  Stop talking about "that" dog, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE DOG AGAIN.

 

It's how I feel every time she sanctimoniously bitches about people talking about Lucy.  When no one was talking about Lucy.

Also?  "That" dog.

Does she think she's hypnotizing us into forgetting that she's the one who brings up the dog story at every possible opportunity?  I'd be embarrassed for her if I didn't dislike her so much.

Erika wearing that shmata to Denise's wedding? Side eye. 

[jaybird2]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

LVP has treated the wife of a friend pretty well UNTIL the friend is about to dump the wife for the mistress. i.e. Yolanda and the first Mrs Kemsley.

Maybe she knows PK is with the replacement.

Dorit will go from calling him P K to B-Tray

ut oh!  what's going on?  is pk diddling?  who would do the dirty deed with him? gross!

[njbchlover]

18 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Number of Charlie Sheen references: 6*.

So Denise wouldn't buy her wedding dress from Amazon but she would buy a lace romper from Forever 21, attach a gauzy overskirt and call it good. Okay. 

How proud do you think Dorit was over her "Vanderpuppets" comment? She (and PK) probably spent hours trying to come up with that. 

*I'm probably as high as Denise was during the whole "He has a BIIIIG penis" dinner so I might have miscounted and I know I rolled two references into one but six was a nice round number that is close enough to be accurate

awwww....c'mon - you couldn't find 8 Charlie Sheen references?  Aaron would have approved of them, after all - 8 is a good number because it means infinity, especially when you turn the number on its side, or when you add 7 +1, or 6+2, or whatever the fuck reasons he gave as to why they had to get married in 8 days, on the 8th or whatever, blah, blah, blah!   

Edited March 27, 2019 by njbchlover

[Chit Chat]

2 minutes ago, dosodog said:

Mom and I were just commenting today on how far polyester has come.

I absolutely hate the way polyester feels on my skin.  I grew up in Florida and my grandmother sent me a thick polyester dress once.  It was pretty, but damn, it was hot!  That was over 40 years ago and I still cringe when I think about the way that dress made me feel in that hot, burning Florida sun!  I need at least a 65/35% cotton/polyester blend if I'm going to wear it.  

I like Denise, but I really don't like rompers for wedding attire.  YMMV.

[AttackTurtle]

I have not watched the past two episodes because these bitches cannot let things go.  Every season BH has the one stupid controversy that expands the whole season.  And honestly, I think Kyle and Teddi have developed a friendship, but I don’t think these women have anything to do with each other when the cameras aren’t running.

NY doesn’t tease one drama carrying throughout the whole season, but a number of ridiculous fights and goofy laughs.  Everything about NY is better than BH (and they know how to dress for casual occasions).

And FWIW, I have no interest in buying Dorit’s Swimline, Rinna’s clothes line, Mauricio’s real estate, Erika’s shitty music/shoes/makeupline, or Teddi’s overpriced Noom; however I will absolutely go buy an overpriced cocktail from Lisa’s new spot in Vegas.

[Jel]

Just now, njbchlover said:

I'm as far from British as you could get, but I've still used the word "nip" about a million times referring to a small animal bit - whether from a puppy or a kitten.  

What morons that they will jump to the conclusion that Lisa gave that story to Radaronline.  And, apparently, that seems to be what the big blowup between Kyle and Lisa will be about.  How sad!

Yes, "nip" is the word for a little puppy bite pretty much everywhere.  "Nip" as in a drink is some kind of British Isles talk I guess, but not as a word for bite. Nice try, dumbass!  That's his evidence that the story was from Lisa.  Le sigh. Amateurs!

 Loved Dorit's scenery chewing pretending to just come across that Radar story right then.  The facial expressions! The gaping maw! The OMGing!  Masterful.

[njbchlover]

8 minutes ago, Otherkate said:

A few thoughts....

Teddi's sunglasses are hideous.

Camille's dress was gorgeous and thank god, because there were a lot of ugly dresses (and one polyester jumpsuit) on display. 

PK seriously thinks only people in England say the word "nipped"? For real? And this is some sort of proof? LOL. And, btw, if she did plant the story, I still don't give a single fuck. PLANT A MILLION MORE, LISA. See if you can find someone to interview that woman who chased Dorit down in the Bahamas about the money she owes her while you're at it.

Denise is cool as hell and I loved it that she didn't care if her daughter wore sneakers. Jury is out on Aaron, but I'm sure his penis is great.

Everything Rinna said was delusional and insane tonight. It's like she was living in Bizarro World.

I love interior design and I love kitchens. If don't get to see Lisa's remodel process and result because of these stupid bitches, I am going to be FURIOUS.

Me, too!!  I watched VPR last night, and there was a scene with LVP, James and Max and I thought "That CANNOT be LVP's actual kitchen" - I thought it was maybe in a guest house or suite.  I agree with Lisa!  She needs a bright, fabulous, sparkly kitchen.  Her current one looks too industrial and restaurant-like, and it is very dark.

[howiveaddict]

52 minutes ago, dosodog said:

Camille's dress! WANT!

Rinna Rinna Rinna.  Stop talking about "that" dog, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE DOG AGAIN.

 

It's how I feel every time she sanctimoniously bitches about people talking about Lucy.  When no one was talking about Lucy.

Also?  "That" dog.

Rinna also dismissively said the dog was ok.

40 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

PK looks like a slob. Is he wearing a stretched out white t-shirt? 

PK would look like a slob in White tie and tails.

14 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Number of Charlie Sheen references: 6*.

Make it 8 for infinity!

I wouldn't put it past Doltit to plant that story on Radar online herself.  And my dog nipped me many times.

I hope Lisa finds the Bahama pool lady and brings her out at the reunion. Or better yet, have Satan Andy do it.  

[Otherkate]

1 minute ago, njbchlover said:

Me, too!!  I watched VPR last night, and there was a scene with LVP, James and Max and I thought "That CANNOT be LVP's actual kitchen" - I thought it was maybe in a guest house or suite.  I agree with Lisa!  She needs a bright, fabulous, sparkly kitchen.  Her current one looks too industrial and restaurant-like, and it is very dark.

I totally agree. She needs the kitchen remodel badly!

[rustyspigot]

How many dogs does Denise have? And they can move on their own volition so that's good, 

Anyway, good advertising Rinna's clothes Erika. It's polyester and doesn't breathe. Sold!

What was Rinna's patchwork crazy quilt dress of many colors? 

LVP created a kitchen redo story line for herself so she wouldn't have to talk to anybody. And why does she have to ask permission from Ken? She brings in plenty of money on her own. Stupid.

[njbchlover]

6 minutes ago, ChitChat said:

I absolutely hate the way polyester feels on my skin.  I grew up in Florida and my grandmother sent me a thick polyester dress once.  It was pretty, but damn, it was hot!  That was over 40 years ago and I still cringe when I think about the way that dress made me feel in that hot, burning Florida sun!  I need at least a 65/35% cotton/polyester blend if I'm going to wear it.  

I like Denise, but I really don't like rompers for wedding attire.  YMMV.

As the photos on Denises' instagram showed, a romper is much easier for straddling a motorcycle. That was the way Denise and Aaron exited their wedding.  🙂

[Chit Chat]

1 minute ago, njbchlover said:

That was the way Denise and Aaron exited their wedding.  🙂

I saw pictures of that earlier and made the comment that she's in for some serious ass burn if she falls off of that motorcycle! 

[dbell1]

We now know that whoever robbed Dorit and PukeK left all of her clothes. I might sue for $5,000 for emotional distress from that horrific zig zag robe she had on.

Denise is so flipping funny and laid back. "Sure, wear sneakers." I know some might question Aaron's motives, but he seems a good match for her and he cares about the girls. 

I want to see the kitchen remodel, forget the vacations!!!

Edited March 27, 2019 by dbell1
My kindle doesn't want me to sue. :/

[Dance4Life]

I have been trying to figure out LVP’s kitchen this entire time.

I like her current kitchen..... but, wasn’t sure if it was her main kitchen.

Her house is massive and I always thought there was another ‘normal’ kitchen in there. 

LVP remodeled that entire home.  It was a modern home before.  You can see photos online. The water pond feature in the front was not there.  The water feature in the back where the animals roam....that was the original pool.

I just thought her kitchen was simple because they are restaurateurs and I doubt they cook at home much. They can just have the chefs cook their food if they want something off the menu at their restaurants.

[Chit Chat]

1 minute ago, Dance4Life said:

I just thought her kitchen was simple because they are restaurateurs and I doubt they cook at home much. They can just have the chefs cook their food if they want something off the menu at their restaurants.

I don't remember seeing her current kitchen until this episode.  It wasn't as fabulous as I thought it would be, so a remodel is in order!  I do remember seeing her cook family meals before though.  It sounds like she's a good cook from the meals we've seen her make.   Seems like they aired some family dinners at their previous home.  

[Dance4Life]

Just now, ChitChat said:

I don't remember seeing her current kitchen until this episode.  It wasn't as fabulous as I thought it would be, so a remodel is in order!  I do remember seeing her cook family meals before though.  It sounds like she's a good cook from the meals we've seen her make.   Seems like they aired some family dinners at their previous home.  

LVP, Ken and Rosita are always in the kitchen.  That is the room they filmed in the most.

It has that sitting room with all the horrible 80’s furniture.

Maybe you didn’t notice because it kinda looks like a fancy wet bar area.

[MrsPatrickBateman]

While Kyle, Teddi and Dorit were wedding gift shopping it seemed like Dorit caught a glance at the price and all of a sudden she was saying I'll get the Tequila and you guys get the stuff to go with it. 

Like she was getting the big thing and they could just do the smaller things together. 

I highly doubt she spent $200+ on Tequila. 

[renatae]

Well, great. This is the last stand? Lisa blamed for leaking the story to the tabloids. They sure jumped to conclusions there. Of course, no one at VPD could have done that, right? Or, how about Teddi before she was informed by Rinna that she'd been "set up?"

Seems to me we've been down this path before. At the time, the person accusing her was Adrienne, and she was shown to be wrong.

No wonder she washed her hands of Kyle. Something that anyone could have planted was "certainly" done by Lisa. Kyle pretends she doesn't want to say to the others that it was Lisa, but it appears she showed up at Lisa's house determined to get her to admit she did the deed despite Lisa's protestations. Nice "friend."

Edited March 27, 2019 by renatae
"done" not "fine." Changes the meaning of the entire sentence. 🤔

[Dance4Life]

5 minutes ago, renatae said:

Well, great. This is the last stand? Lisa blamed for leaking the story to the tabloids. They sure jumped to conclusions there. Of course, no one at VPD could have done that, right? Or, how about Teddi before she was informed by Rinna that she'd been "set up?"

Seems to me we've been down this path before. At the time, the person accusing her was Adrienne, and she was shown to be wrong.

No wonder she washed her hands if Kyle. Something that anyone could have planted was "certainly" fine by Lisa. Kyle pretends she doesn't want to say to the others that it was Lisa, but it appears she showed up at Lisa's house determined to get her to admit she did the deed despite Lisa's protestations. Nice "friend."

You do not believe it is LVP telling ROL stories about the cast members in exchange for publicity articles about her restaurants?

of course, it is LVP & CO!