S09.E06: Fifty Shades Of Shade

[FlyingEgret]

Dorit said "it's moved on from Lucy and a lie..." - which lie was she referring to?  That someone else adopted the dog?

[njbchlover]

1 minute ago, Steph J said:

"This is no longer about Lucy."

How conveeeeeeenient for you Dorit.

No - it's about hurting Dorit and making her a victim!!  Duchess Dorit of Deflection, as I've said previously!  

[bosawks]

Just now, FlyingEgret said:

Dorit said "it's moved on from Lucy and a lie..." - which lie was she referring to?  That someone else adopted the dog?

I think it’s apparent that Lucy is the stealth bitch in this story...

[Keywestclubkid]

Kyle bombed is actually kinda fun looking lol

[Straycat80]

I love drunk ass Kyle! 

[izabella]

Oh, hilarious, Dorit is saying the truth will set you free!  Do tell, Dorit.  No, really, tell us what you did with the dog.  The truth will set you free.

[Rosiejuliemom]

6 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I thought the same thing.  LVP was actually visibly upset for Kyle when Kyle said that American Woman did not get picked up for a second season.  I can't see any of these other fucking phony bitches feeling that way.  

Seeing them laughing after meeting with Denise and her fiance just made me sad.  😞

And then them in the car...it's sad to think about where their relationship is now.

[snarts]

Teddi lied to save her own ass. It makes sense now why she's been all over twitter 24/7 trying to sway peoples opinions. Not working.

I was seriously stunned over Dorit's "how much do I have to take?" BITCH, THIS WHOLE THING IS YOUR FAULT!

Edited March 20, 2019 by snarts

[ShawnaLanne]

Dorit playing the victim makes me want to eviscerate her.

Edited March 20, 2019 by ShawnaLanne

[esco1822]

I have to say, none of this adds up on either LVP or Teddi’s part. It’s all very confusing and I want it to die. So did Ken say “no don’t tell anyone?” or did he orchestrate how the story came out to Kyle and Teddi? And if he knew Teddi was told already, why would he need to control how it came out to her? It just doesn’t add up. 

[Callaphera]

Denise, after her obligatory "I was married to Charlie Sheen" shoutout per episode: "I'm not buying my wedding dress on Amazon."

Bitch, I bought my wedding dress on Amazon and I looked fucking fabulous, thank you very much. 

[bosawks]

The lesson to be learned from this is never trust a HoWife, any of them.

Oh wait, we already knew this, never mind.

There is no lesson to be learned from this...

[Otherkate]

Dorit did an innocent animal wrong and somehow everyone is apologizing to her.

Amaaazing work, darling.

[Chit Chat]

1 minute ago, Otherkate said:

Dorit did an innocent animal wrong and somehow everyone is apologizing to her.

If memory serves me correctly, Dorit seems to always need an apology from someone.  She sure has a way of twisting a situation to make herself the victim.  Ugh.

[CSunshine76]

It really pisses me off that the fact Dorit took a rescue dog to a (kill) shelter has been ignored by these bitches.  Who cares who told whom and how they found out?  Dorit was forgiven the $5K penalty for not taking the dog back to the rescue, and no one is discussing the issue at heart. She basically dumped the puppy.  

[njbchlover]

16 minutes ago, snarts said:

Teddi lied to save her own ass. It makes sense now why she's been all over twitter 24/7 trying to sway peoples opinions. Not working.

I was seriously stunned over Dorit's "how much do I have to take?" BITCH, THIS WHOLE THING IS YOUR FAULT!

YUP!!!  And, I'm kinda believing any texts that Teddi may have gotten that Dorit  locked Lucy away in a basement or somewhere!  Oh, and btw, Teddi - if you're going to lie, at least lie all the way through your story.  If I remember correctly, Teddi confirmed in a talking head that she was told that Lucy WAS in a kill shelter. 

If Dorit had just done the right thing from the beginning, there would be none of this bullshit.  

So, guess what - ALL the blame lies at Dorit's feet - for breaking up friendships, for being a bitch, for causing any hard feelings, for causing Vanderpump Dogs people to be so outraged that they were putting a story about her out to the public one way or another (with or without LVP's approval or knowledge).  It is all Dorit's fault!!  

Edited March 20, 2019 by njbchlover

[nexxie]

11 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Kyle bombed is actually kinda fun looking lol

11 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I love drunk ass Kyle! 

She’s a riot - and Mauricio laughing in the car makes me think those two have a lot of fun partying together.

[Chit Chat]

I felt bad for Camille when she was talking about all of the things she's gone through prior to her 50th birthday, because next it was going to be losing her house to a fire.  She's certainly had her share of problems.  I wonder if any of the ladies did anything to help her after she lost her house.  

[bosawks]

1 minute ago, ChitChat said:

I felt bad for Camille when she was talking about all of the things she's gone through prior to her 50th birthday, because next it was going to be losing her house to a fire.  She's certainly had her share of problems.  I wonder if any of the ladies did anything to help her after she lost her house.  

Maybe they got her a dog...

Edited March 20, 2019 by bosawks

[njbchlover]

11 minutes ago, esco1822 said:

I have to say, none of this adds up on either LVP or Teddi’s part. It’s all very confusing and I want it to die. So did Ken say “no don’t tell anyone?” or did he orchestrate how the story came out to Kyle and Teddi? And if he knew Teddi was told already, why would he need to control how it came out to her? It just doesn’t add up. 

I was confused about this, as well!  First, Teddi is showing texts that Ken is saying "No, don't say anything", and then, she is showing texts that say Ken is orchestrating the whole thing, but "in a nice way" because PK is his best friend?  

Something smells shitty and it isn't puppy Lucy's poop!  

[nexxie]

TA-DA!!

[movingtargetgal]

When Teddi heard that LVP had John Blizzard's texts she knew she was caught in a big old lie.  She then "confessed" to Dorit and made herself the "victim" of Lisa's manipulation.   She blamed Lisa and John Sessa for getting her in this mess.  Teddi is shady as hell.

Teddi, let me be your accountability coach.  You were caught in a lie and I can't trust that you are not still lying.  Why does your story keep changing?  No one put a gun to your head.  You CHOSE to scheme with John Blizzard and it bit you in the ass.  You are not a victim.  Take responsibility for your actions.  

[Chit Chat]

I still fail to be impressed with Kyle being able to do the splits.  She needs to learn a new trick. 

[dosodog]

I got to half watch, so I'm missing parts.  

Need to see the new texts. Pandora? I swear I saw her name.  I'm old and the screen shot didn't linger long enough.

Also, I want to know why Teddi believed Lucy was kept in a basement for months.  And what made her stop believing. 

Right now, after this, I'm inclined to believe LVP was involved. 

But I still have more disgusted side eye to the wives , except for Camille and Denise, because they just don't call Dorit out and made her a victim when she did the celebrity version of standing outside a grocery store and giving a dog to anyone who shows interest.

Priorities.

 

Edited March 20, 2019 by dosodog

[nexxie]

29 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I’m not going to lie the thought of Ken conspiring in the dark on a cellphone hatching schemes is hysterical.

[renatae]

19 minutes ago, Otherkate said:

Dorit did an innocent animal wrong and somehow everyone is apologizing to her.

Amaaazing work, darling.

Worthy of Season 1 Camille!

[Chit Chat]

Denise sure was flying high when she & Aaron met LVP and Kyle for lunch!  I wonder if she even remembers having lunch with them!

[jinjer]

12 minutes ago, nexxie said:

TA-DA!!

Clean up on aisle 4!! Next time wear undies Kyle.

[Lady of nod]

So, now the woman who's never lied admits she lied, ( after she gets caught by the texts) but it's ok because she has the queen of righteousness there to absolve her of her sins. Got it.

[dbell1]

Well, that was another shitshow. Camille looked fabulous. Dorit looked ridiculous. Teddi looked like a flip flopping fish, Denise looked high, EJ looked too covered up doing the photo shoot. Seriously, we never see her casual. 

Lisa and Kyle's friendship- those scenes in the car and the restaurant, those things are what drew me into this show. They used to be best buds and now, ugh. 

Hey Teddi, are you sure you've never lied?

[KungFuBunny]

12 minutes ago, dosodog said:

I got to half watch, so I'm missing parts.  

Need to see the new texts. Pandora? I swear I saw her name.  I'm old and the screen shot didn't linger long enough.

Also, I want to know why Teddi believed Lucy was kept in a basement for months.  And what made her stop believing. 

Right now, after this, I'm inclined to believe LVP was involved. 

But I still have more disgusted side eye to the wives , except for Camille and Denise, because they just don't call Dorit out and made her a victim when she did the celebrity version of standing outside a grocery store and giving a dog to anyone who shows interest.

Priorities.

 

Camille said whenever she is in Dorit's presence the little hairs on the back of her neck spring up

While I believe anyone could have the heebie jeebies around Dorit, I think it's also because PK is hovering nearby, breathing down Camille's neck and trying to sneak a peak up her dress

[Deputy Deputy CoS]

48 minutes ago, esco1822 said:

Tonight reminded me of how much I enjoyed LVP and Kyle’s friendship. It’s sad that this story that will never die has come between that. It’s clear they genuinely care for each other.

It reminds me of what a snake Kyle is.

With friends like this, Lisa doesn't need the Teddi's of the world .....

[dosodog]

12 minutes ago, jinjer said:

Clean up on aisle 4!! Next time wear undies Kyle.

On a positive note......

We're not going to get a repeat of pantylessgate!

PK was no where to be seen!

[bravofan27]

I have no idea what the photo shoot was about, and why Ericka was there. She wasn't the director was she? That said, Dorit looked really good.

What is chromosomal disorder? No one says that. What the heck is wrong with Eloise? Down syndrome? Turner's disorder? Those are the chromosal problems I know. I'm wondering if she is getting the correct care/ education she needs, given it appears that Denise is unwilling to properly diagnose her. It appears she could be in a much better place developmentally if she had more specialized education.

Lisa Rinna's skin is very pock marked. 

Camille's outfit was atrocious. It was very interesting she mentioned bread while looking directly at Lisa R. I had to laugh at that in my head a little bit. I think it's interesting Camille is now suddenly shading Lisa V and coming up with all these bizarre conspirscy theories. Personally, I think Camille is fake as hell.

Denise needs to stop talking about Charlie Sheen and mentioning him all the time. She's old now, looks like shit, and he no longer cares. So she is marrying a new Eddie Cibrain who is just going to live off her.

Teddi crying is annoying as hell. She's crying because she got caught, and pretty much called herself out. She's a fool.

Also loved Lisa V's blouse. It was so cute.

No one watched American Woman. Whoever picked it up vastly overestimated the celebrity of Kyle Richards. 

I think Aaron is hot. And his big penis are deal sealers. I like how Denise threw Lisa V's uncomfortable questions right back at her and made her feel uncomfortable. That was awesome. Good job Denise!

Edited March 20, 2019 by bravofan27

[RealHousewife]

Does anyone understand Lisa V saying she didn't know Teddi knew about Lucy then saying she did?

[breezy424]

52 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

The old scene they showed of Camille bringing up the Russell hitting Taylor comment....

I didn't remember that shot of Camille telling LVP, that it was LVP who told her to bring it up and then LVP threw her under the bus...

oooooooooh

I don't remember that either.

On another note, I think LVP  was involved in this whole thing filming at VPD.  And as Rinna brought up, LVP knew about the plan.  She texted Dorit that Teddi knows.  Why didn't she text Teddi if she was calling it off. 

I also think all of them were pissed off about Dorit not bringing the dog back to VPD.  However, the set up story to out Dorit became the bigger story.  They all know that LVP does stuff behind the scene and has others do her dirty work.  They're tired of it.

Loved Camille this episode.  Dorit?  LVP?  Yup.  She gets it. 

[Juneau Gal]

These are all grown adult women with their own personal agency. To claim to be manipulated by another is ridiculous. Dorit broke a contract by giving a dog away. All the rest, who told what to whom is irrelevant. Dorit did a $5000 wrong and potentially the dog could have lost its life. Dorit is a horrible person, not a victim. These women are too stupid to even to exist if they can’t see that and follow the actual thread of the incident. 

They have used this incident to pile on LVP for perceived past wrongs, at the worst possible time, and aligning with the worst possible person, Dorit. They have picked the wrong incident to try to blow LVP up on and look spectacularly cunty (TM Erika Jayne) doing it. 

[CSunshine76]

3 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:

What is chromosomal disorder? No one says that. What the heck is wrong with Eloise? Down syndrome? Turner's disorder? Those are the chromosal problems I know. I'm wondering if she is getting the correct care/ education she needs, given it appears that Denise is unwilling to properly diagnose her. It appears she could be in a much better place developmentally if she had more specialized education.

I see zero evidence that Denise is not doing anything she can to provide a happy, normal life for Eloise.  Perhaps she has a chromosomal defect that is not specifically diagnosed. It’s not unheard of.  She adopted Eloise knowing she had difficulties.  I give her nothing but the utmost respect for loving that little girl and being her Mom.

[njbchlover]

So, Teddi is going to be on WWHL - I wonder how many callers are going to be ripping her a new one?  

While I don't think LVP is entirely blameless in this whole thing (and I say this as an LVP fan), as much as it pains me to suggest this, I think that both LVP and Teddi were involved because of Sessa and Blizzard.  I still think that the Johns were both SO outraged over Dorit and PK's actions with Lucy and Madison before that, that they were going to try to slay Dorit in any way possible, with or without LVP's consent.  LVP is obviously concerned with her brand (Vanderpump Dogs) and didn't want any bad publicity, especially because LVP and Ken sidestepped certain portions of the rescue agreement between VPD and the Kemsleys because of their friendship.  My feeling is that LVP may have tried to placate Sessa and Blizzard by having the story come out on the show, in a way that wouldn't {hopefully} shed a bad light on Vanderpump Dogs.  Unfortunately, I think that may have backfired.  

Teddi is complicit in the whole thing - she was not a pawn.  LVP wasn't complicit, but her hands aren't completely clean, either.  But, LVP knows the reality TV game well, and plays it better than most.  Teddi is trying to climb that reality TV ladder, but is still stuck on the bottom rung.  Here's the main problem with Teddi's story:  she has NO proof of having any conversations between herself and LVP, whether it be emails, texts or phone calls.  Teddi could have easily put a stop to all of this before any of it happened by just calling LVP and asking her for clarification of what John Blizzard was saying to Teddi in his texts.  Teddi is pretty fucking gullible if she was willing to take "instructions" from a 23 year old employee of Vanderpump Dogs.

Basically, I guess what I'm saying is that I think Teddi and LVP were both played by Sessa and Blizzard, especially Blizzard - whom, I think, is a young guy who is trying to make himself slightly more relevant than as an event planner for a dog rescue, and saw a way to do it.  

Edited March 20, 2019 by njbchlover

[dosodog]

Eloise is reported to have a "depletion in chromosome 8".  Denise rarely talks specifics, but she did mention that in an interview. 

This is a link that gives some info.

https://rarediseases.org/rare-diseases/chromosome-8-monosomy-8p/

From what we have seen, Denise has love, patience and kindness and that matters the most.

[Jel]

13 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

Does anyone understand Lisa V saying she didn't know Teddi knew about Lucy then saying she did?

At first she didn't know, and then at some later point, she knew. 

[njbchlover]

11 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

I see zero evidence that Denise is not doing anything she can to provide a happy, normal life for Eloise.  Perhaps she has a chromosomal defect that is not specifically diagnosed. It’s not unheard of.  She adopted Eloise knowing she had difficulties.  I give her nothing but the utmost respect for loving that little girl and being her Mom.

I give Denise a lot of respect, too, but was wondering why Eloise isn't learning how to sign so she can communicate?  

[Jel]

Teddi's "Lisa gave the order" was just ridiculous.  

[bravofan27]

3 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I give Denise a lot of respect, too, but was wondering why Eloise isn't learning how to sign so she can communicate?  

Totally give Denise respect as well. I'm a special education teacher and work with kids with autism, so I know that Eloise is capable of a lot more regarding communication. Just a few hours a week could make a huge difference in her level of communication. That said, many of our parents have state vouchers for services and are contacted through referral sources. Parents are always amazed at how much their kids improve. But a proper diagnosis is essential for guiding treatment. 

[MrsPatrickBateman]

Teddi's story of the dog being locked in the basement for months seemed so out there to me. 

I mean where would that information come from? I highly doubt Dorit would be like hey here's this dog but she'll be way happier here than in my basement she's been locked in for months. 

If I had to guess, I would say the dog was too much work and not something Dorit actually wanted so the dog was banished to the garage or something until they figured out what to do. Just not sure how that would have been shared. 

Regardless though, the story seemed way out there and I felt Teddi was lying during that bit. 

[Thumper]

I had to give up 1/2-way through at Camille's party.  Done.  Hello, CNN.

Happy to read the comments here, though!

Edited March 20, 2019 by Thumper

[Reality police]

8 minutes ago, MrsPatrickBateman said:

Teddi's story of the dog being locked in the basement for months seemed so out there to me. 

I mean where would that information come from? I highly doubt Dorit would be like hey here's this dog but she'll be way happier here than in my basement she's been locked in for months. 

If I had to guess, I would say the dog was too much work and not something Dorit actually wanted so the dog was banished to the garage or something until they figured out what to do. Just not sure how that would have been shared. 

Regardless though, the story seemed way out there and I felt Teddi was lying during that bit. 

How long did Dorit actually have the dog? I didn't think it was long enough for her to be in the basement for months. 

[njbchlover]

10 minutes ago, MrsPatrickBateman said:

Teddi's story of the dog being locked in the basement for months seemed so out there to me. 

I mean where would that information come from? I highly doubt Dorit would be like hey here's this dog but she'll be way happier here than in my basement she's been locked in for months. 

If I had to guess, I would say the dog was too much work and not something Dorit actually wanted so the dog was banished to the garage or something until they figured out what to do. Just not sure how that would have been shared. 

Regardless though, the story seemed way out there and I felt Teddi was lying during that bit. 

Well, I don't think that Dorit even had the dog for months.  Wasn't it just a week or so, if that?  While I wouldn't be surprised to find out, like you say, that Dorit had the dog banished to the garage or somewhere else in the house, away from the family, I think that Teddi is exaggerating the story a bit there - for her own plausibility.

And, again, the main problem here is that these women are not seeing the bigger picture.  Teddi said on WWHL that what happened with dog didn't matter.  

[langford peel]

Did you ever hear the saying “sick as a dog.”

imagine how heartsick that puppy was when she went to a new family. A family that was supposed to love and cherish and protect her. A family where the unsupervised brats poked and pulled and tortured her until she had to nip at them to stop them from pulling her tail. Imagine how heartsick  that puppy was locked in a cold basement alone barking and whimpering. Hoping someone, anyone would come down to play with her. To be with her. Imagine how heartsick and bewildered that puppy would be when she was bundled off and dumped off to a cage where she could see the room where they gave the lethal injections. Where dogs went in and never came out.

Then tell me how Dorito is the real victim here and deserves an apology.

Then go rot in hell you vacuous slimy bitches

Edited March 20, 2019 by langford peel
Because I am so pissed off that I am seeing red and can’t read what I wrote.

[MrsPatrickBateman]

2 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Well, I don't think that Dorit even had the dog for months.  Wasn't it just a week or so, if that?  While I wouldn't be surprised to find out, like you say, that Dorit had the dog banished to the garage or somewhere else in the house, away from the family, I think that Teddi is exaggerating the story a bit there - for her own plausibility.

And, again, the main problem here is that these women are not seeing the bigger picture.  Teddi said on WWHL that what happened with dog didn't matter.  

That's infuriating. 

This entire situation is happening because of their lack of decency and compassion and honestly common sense as well. 

Their actions landed them where they are today and the viewing audience knowing the awful thing they did.