S23.E11: Week 10 - The Final Rose

[OnceSane]

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What happened to Colton after he fled upon learning that Cassie dropped out of the competition. Also: What happened to Hannah G. and Tayshia.

Airs March 11, 2019.

[kugrrl]

So dramatic there needs to be two episodes!

[EllenB]

I accidentally said, "Oh, they're doing a recrap first." Whoopsie. 😀

[kugrrl]

No need for the recap.  Probably going to milk the fence jump.

[nutty1]

Gotta love Chris Harrison. I want his job. 

[bosawks]

The size of my glass of wine roughly approximates the fence.

So, I am ready for this!

[JenE4]

Are they filming this live over two nights, or are they making this poor audience tape for 4 hours and tomorrow is pre-recorded?

[saber5055]

So this is OFFICIALLY The Most Dramatic Episode Ever. I mean the Fence Jump episode. History has been made, peoples! CH has been promoting The Most Dramatic Episode Ever for years, and now it's here!

[dizzyd]

I'm glad the recaps juxtaposed Cassie vehemently claiming the naysayers were in the wrong for saying she wasn't ready and then next episode, she breaks up with him because she's not feeling it. I am still going to believe this was all scripted and all the players were lousy actors. Shame they still get paid for the crap act. 

Bring out the infrared cams. TG for alcohol to get me through this, lol

Edited March 12, 2019 by dizzyd

[Mu Shu]

Wouldn’t it be great if Bobo was out looking for squatches and found Colton?

[Armchair Critic]

Hunting him down like a dog! 

[nutty1]

How far could he really have gotten?

[kugrrl]

RUN COLTON RUN!

[talktoomuch]

Most. Boring. FinaleStart. Ever. (Did CH call him "Boltin" a couple of times?

[EllenB]

This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever watched.  It makes O.J.'s slo-mo SUV crap look like a PBS special.

[Mu Shu]

Screw you guys I’m going home!

[Armchair Critic]

Mu Shu how do you like Harrison's tight jeans? (I think it's you who has the hots for him?) LOL

[saber5055]

I know there's legal stuff involved, but if it were just me, I'd got back to my room and let Colton figure out WTH he's doing and where's he's going in a foreign country at midnight. And good luck with that. See ya. Bye.

Only now he's quitting the whole show. "Get the contract someone! Check out the lawsuit clause."

[Ripley68]

They're going to lo-jack the lead from here on out.

I have to say, this is actuallyl pretty dramatic for Bachelor nation.

Gotta add, i kinda like Nicks Halo commercial

Edited March 12, 2019 by Ripley68

[bosawks]

At least we learned they are not so great in a “crisis”.

There is one road outside the gate people.  One car goes right and one car goes left.  At most people’s place of work they call a problem this insurmountable Tuesday...

[Armchair Critic]

C'mon now, the audience is hushed in awe? Give me a break! I've done crazier things on a Friday night...

[saber5055]

CH: "Will Colton find love? And what about his virginity?"

Me: "I don't give a care about either one. Right now, I hope he dies alone." (Like the kid in the commercial just said! LOL!)

[KLovestoShop]

This hunt for Colton is just bullshit.  Only someone with serious mental issues acts the way he did.  Either that, or this is all totally scripted to get maximum exposure.  And what was his “Don’t touch me crap”, and “I’m done”?   And IF Cassie is done with him, she’s a bitch for doing all the stuff she did, like saying she loved him.  The way that Chris is playing it all up, it’s just sounding more and more like all this drama is fake.  

[hoosiermom]

That whole chasing down Colton thing was pure Live PD without the tracking dog.

[JenE4]

I was analyzing that search and rescue footage as intently as if I were a juror viewing police cam/surveillance footage and a man’s guilt or innocence hung in the balance.

[bosawks]

I hate myself, I laughed at the Nick ice cream commercial.

I need a Silkwood shower and to gargle with bleach.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, KLovestoShop said:

The way that Chris is playing it all up, it’s just sounding more and more like all this drama is fake.  

I don't know if it's fake but after Fleiss got a lot of bad feedback for choosing Colton I think they are determined to prove this is an exciting season even if they have to manufacture the drama.

[hyacinth]

This is effing hilarious.   Chris H was such a GUY.   Colton confesses he feels he's never enough when he loves someone and Chris helpfully suggests,  "There's always Hannah and Tayshia,"  like they're interchangeable.    

[bosawks]

You know, I think I will believe what happens next.

[FlyingEgret]

Thank goodness it was Colton walking down the street and not a native Portugese man coming home from the local pub - that would have had International Incident written all over it...

Edited March 12, 2019 by FlyingEgret

[rebel2u]

No, Colton!  You can't be done yet!  I'm not ready to be done with this forum yet!

10 minutes ago, talktoomuch said:

 (Did CH call him "Boltin" a couple of times?

Boltin' Colton!   Genius!

[TheFinalRose]

Next Bachelor seasons all producer cars will come equipped with an extra large sized net  for capturing runaway leads. 

[Armchair Critic]

"She's just not that into you" is correct, Colton I think your gut instinct that she loves you is wrong.

[JenE4]

“As soon as she told me she was leaving, I knew she was leaving.”

[Mu Shu]

Damn man. This is getting g obsessive.  

Try being a claim adjuster if you think life is rough, you daffodil. 

[rebel2u]

Colton fighting for Cassie's love sounds real close to stalking.

[talktoomuch]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

"She's just not that into you" is correct, Colton I think your gut instinct that she loves you is wrong.

WTH is Colton talking about???? Did he have a whole nother conversation with Cassie off camera where she said "I'm scared because you're dating 2 other girls" rather than the "I don't know if I'll EVER GET WHERE YOU ARE!" that we all heard?

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Colton I think your gut instinct that she loves you is wrong.

But Colton just told CH he's very good at reading people! You know, like he's "read" all the b-ettes all this season, without having to ask them to dish gossip on anyone! He's like ... magic!

I still say Cassie comes back and declares her love for Colton. The big question is, will Hannah get her date (and overnight in the FS. Ha ha ha!)

[Adeejay]

I hope this big, dumb fvck gets his heart smashed to smithereens.  Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with you?

[dizzyd]

So badly scripted! Is anyone buying this!

[Armchair Critic]

Is Colton just immature or does he ride the short bus? That boy ain't right.

.... I'll show myself out

[hyacinth]

I like Chris's attitude the next morning:   She's just not that into you.   Chris should have brought the book along and given it to Colton for a reading assignment.       

And now Dolton thinks he has good instincts and Cassie loves him.   Is it testosterone?   I've never assumed anyone loved me after they broke up with me.      

[felicity porter]

Tayisha just so happens to be in a cute outfit and have hair and makeup done? Totally not staged. 

[saber5055]

Is Colton taking that van ride to see Neil Lane? Oh, no, it's Taysha! She opens the door without even looking out the curtain. Heh.

This oughta be good.

[bosawks]

OMG, the one-armed bro hug.

Damn, that’s harsh.

[Armchair Critic]

My prediction is Cassie will get back with him to prove to the naysayers that she was there for the right reasons. Then they will do the typical Bachelor thing of being a couple on the talk shows and then break up.

[kugrrl]

Does anyone care about Hannah G!?!

[TheFinalRose]

This strikes me as one big temper tantrum. 

[alexa]

This is so boring. 

[KLovestoShop]

I’m not buying any of this.  Colton is king of the snowflake millennials.  He’s not going to propose to anyone, and he and Cassie are going to get together and take their time seeing if things will work out long term.  

I don’t get all his sobbing.  This guy really has some mental health issues. 

Edited March 12, 2019 by KLovestoShop