S23.E12: After the Final Rose

[kugrrl]

this is so stupid.

[TiredMe]

I hope these two idiots make it so the gene pool of stupid is somewhat contained. Good lord 

[JenE4]

Harrison, The Goose et al are your friends?!? Oh, this is just sad. Like some adult hanging around the high school. Hey, guys, are we going to have a rager tonight or what?

Edited March 13, 2019 by JenE4

[tennisgurl]

3 minutes ago, Marmiarmo said:

I feel like the Royal Family made less of a big deal about Princess Diana’s virginity than Chris Harrison is making about Colton’s.

Does Chris Harrison suspect that Colton will be needed for some kind of human sacrifice, and is trying to save his life? Is he a supervillain and knows that only a virgin can stop his evil plan? Is there a unicorn involved? What the fuck is the big deal about being a virgin!?!

[EllenB]

2 minutes ago, misokinesia said:

Cassie has such a fractured way of speaking. She sounds like one of those overly jump cut youtube videos.

I knew a young woman decades ago who spoke like Cassie, but with a southern accent.  People tended to think she was dumb, but she actually had a very high IQ.  I think my friend had several things going on in her mind at the same time and didn't always give the conversation her full attention.

[SHD]

This round table is super gross and has a tween slumber party level discussion full of horrible sex jokes.

[LakeGal]

I expect Chris Harrison to check the sheets in the morning.

[fireice13]

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Colton tell his family he was no longer a virgin? Did they air it out of order?

[tennisgurl]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Harrison, The Goose et al are your friends?!? Oh, this is just sad. Like some adult hanging around the high school. Hey, guys, are we going to have a rager tonight or what?

"How do you do, fellow kids?"

[dirtypop90]

Twitter is AH-mazing right now!  I'm not watching but reading the twitter comments and cracking the hell up.  Hope you all are too!

Cassie might have been the best choice for bachelorette the way Colton is acting over her... too bad he trapped her!

[kugrrl]

they grew as a couple

[hoosiermom]

Just now, fireice13 said:

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Colton tell his family he was no longer a virgin? Did they air it out of order?

That’s what I thought I heard too!

[Armchair Critic]

Cassie's hair looks like a fright wig. 

1 minute ago, LakeGal said:

I expect Chris Harrison to check the sheets in the morning.

He's probably going to bring a black light in there to see any stains. I know ewwwwwwww

[CraftyHazel]

1 minute ago, fireice13 said:

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Colton tell his family he was no longer a virgin? Did they air it out of order?

He told them that and then said “just kidding”.  His brother told him he was disappointed.

[tennisgurl]

Her calf hurt? What, did they do wind sprints?

[bosawks]

A pantsuit!

Good call, way better to make a break for it in....

[Ohwell]

8 minutes ago, kugrrl said:

they grew as a couple

Naw.  The only one who "grew" was Little Colton. 

[bosawks]

She might as well lean into this since she didn’t get the bachelorette gig.

[tennisgurl]

Cassie: "we`re in love."

Everyone else: "Sure Jan."

[GracieK]

5 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Her calf hurt? What, did they do wind sprints?

TMI moment.. I once got a sudden and excruciatingly painful Charlie horse when I was .. ahem.. on top... I screamed out in pain and shot straight up in the air like a cat dropped in a pool... so that’s what I thought of when she said that. The ultimate in sexy. 

[Ripley68]

Her smile looks genuine.  I hope they really do take it slow, just date and not pretend engage(which is what the couples who make it really do even though they are "engaged).  Saw an interview with Becca and Garrett, and they were honest in saying they were just taking things as they come and learning about each other, so doing what they should.  I think they look more genuine than Arie and whats her name did.

[tinkerbell]

Seasons like this remind me of how Jimmy Kimmel once described the show -  Eliminate women one at a time until you give the final rose to the person you choose to be legally obligated to pretend to be engaged to for exactly 6 months.  

[Ohwell]

I kind of like that they're just dating.       

[JenE4]

Cassie looks genuinely happy, comfortable, and in love—for the first time on this show. I’m putting my vote down for them lasting longer than the average Bachelor  couple.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Air Supply!  My mother's favourite band.  Damn.  I can't wait to show her.

[bosawks]

Air Supply!

Jesus, you can’t make this stuff up.

WTF

[TiredMe]

There is no way these kids know who Air Supply is. They can’t even form coherent sentences. Lol

[Mu Shu]

air supply ?  Well, drag out the oxygen and walkers.  They play for free for fuck sake. 

[alexa]

Do you think either of them know who air supply is?  Lol

[hoosiermom]

I love Air Supply! But, I’m old.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Cassie's face looks really different, right?  

[CraftyHazel]

Chris Harrison, “...the legendary Air Supply!!”

Colton, Cassie, and 96.5% of the studio audience, “Who??”

[scenicbyway]

So Air Supply was brought in so we wouldn’t have to listen to Cassie pretend to love Colton anymore?

She has to make a video to say I love you?  Dude, you are stupid.

[tennisgurl]

Yes Chris, by all means, tell people that if the person they like isnt into them, and tells them no several times, you should just keep bugging them until they decides to give into you! 

You know, like how your sexual history of lack thereof is something people should mock and judge you for! So many fun messages this season!

[JenE4]

Just now, Ms Blue Jay said:

Cassie's face looks really different, right?  

We’ve never seen her happy before.

[Ms Blue Jay]

I need an air supply after this horrible episode

[ECM1231]

1 minute ago, Marmiarmo said:

Chris Harrison, “...the legendary Air Supply!!”

Colton, Cassie, and 96.5% of the studio audience, “Who??”

Hey, it's about time they threw some of their, ahem, mature viewers a bone!!!  I have never heard of most of the musicians who perform each season.

[kazza]

Air Supply is the second best part of this season (next to the fencejump)

Plus, this song is at least 15 years older than Cassie.

And all the jokes aside, I find their journey somewhat believable. How any of the 'contestants' would ever not have doubt (if they're honest with themselves) is beyond me. It's easier for the lead to zone in on someone and think they're in love. 

[BuckeyeLou]

Oh Good Grief!  That was So Corny!  And her body language indicated she was still NOT into him….she just kept up the nervous laughing.  

[kazza]

4 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

Cassie's face looks really different, right?  

Yeah, though she's more made up than she was all season too. Colton also looks different. 

[Mu Shu]

I love Hannah’s dress.

[Ohwell]

I can't look at those teeth for the whole Bachelorette season.  Nope Nope Nope

[dizzyd]

Hannah B 😏She has been shown to have even more limited vocabulary than the speech pathologist. No way that season is happening without a fully drafted script. Hope it's better scripted than this one. Probably pageant themed, guys parading in bathing suits and evening wear and a talent show and how they're going to bring world peace instead of Paradise levels of debauchery. They better be a really hot batch of guys to make it worth my while.

[ECM1231]

Hannah B's nemesis Caelynn must be spitting sparks!

[TheFinalRose]

Hmmm .... I give them 2 months before she gets another case of the "I don't knows."

[CraftyHazel]

1 minute ago, ECM1231 said:

Hey, it's about time they threw some of their, ahem, mature viewers a bone!!!  I have never heard of most of the musicians who perform each season.

Hey, I’m a 70’s girl and I love Air Supply!  And Bread, too!

[bosawks]

Hannah B. feels “all the emotions”.

So, we should be good....

[Ohwell]

And that voice.

[rebel2u]

I feel like I should support a fellow girl from the South, but please God, why her?????

[Ohwell]

1 minute ago, Marmiarmo said:

Hey, I’m a 70’s girl and I love Air Supply!  And Bread, too!

OMG Bread!