S23.E12: After the Final Rose

[EllenB]

Dude's got crazy stalker eyes when he looks at her.  Run, Cassie.

[ECM1231]

Give it up, Chris!  Will Cassie be Colton's first, after all? Geez Louise!

[tennisgurl]

Colton has literally no idea what literally means. 

[Ohwell]

1 minute ago, kugrrl said:

She is a speech assistant.  She is currently working towards her Masters for speech pathology.

The only "pathology" is her speech.

[SallyAlbright]

2 minutes ago, EllenB said:

Dude's got crazy stalker eyes when he looks at her.  Run, Cassie.

It really feels like the second season of You, except he's not as good looking or as entertaining as Joe. Cassie is the perfect Beck, though - absolute cipher. 

Edited March 13, 2019 by SallyAlbright

[TheFinalRose]

He is not nervous enough in his conversation with Cassie for this not to be faked.

[laschifosavita]

1 minute ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

Hasn't she tried like 6 times already.  How much more not into him can she be

Maybe she could try slipping under a fence? I doubt they've come up with a better plan to find lost cast members than calling her name and whistling.

[Ms Blue Jay]

2 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

The only "pathology" is her speech.

Hahahahaahahahhahahahaha

[ECM1231]

Ooh Mallorca! Spent a few days there many moons ago! Lucky bitch!

[EllenB]

I want a scene with her running towards the fence, with one of those little trampolines for her to vault off into nowhere.

He striking me as more and more creepy about this whole thing.

[Ohwell]

Chris is downright creepy constantly mentioning Colton losing his virginity.  You just know Chris would love to watch that go down using a hidden camera.

[EllenB]

Is Tayisha his date planner?

[Meowwww]

Colton wearing dress shoes while rappelling 🙄

[CraftyHazel]

If you tell me my lunch is at the bottom of those cliffs and I need to climb down to get it, I’ll be in the car waiting for you to take me back to my hotel.

[Armchair Critic]

Maybe Colton feels he needs to lock somebody in before he goes bald ala Seinfeld

[Ms Blue Jay]

Cassie:  I don't know if I can get there.

Cassie:  I don't have the same feelings for you.

Cassie:  You're way ahead of me.

Cassie:  I'm scared of commitment.

Colton:  Time to meet my family.

Nothing I'm saying here is exaggerated, what is wrong with this picture.  This makes no sense.

Cassie just said "Colton loves me and I think I'm starting to accept it."  Hahahahhaahhahahaha.  WTF?

I think Cassie also said, if I don't want this relationship, will I ever want any relationship ever?  These are not the right questions to ask.  LOL.  They're not interchangeable cogs!

Edited March 13, 2019 by Ms Blue Jay

[JenE4]

Colton is rappelling wearing dress shoes! This doesn’t seem like safety protocol. I guess the producers expected Tay to make it here—bungee jumping, sky diving...

[tennisgurl]

This whole thing is getting kinda icky at this point. All this talk of virginity and Colton and his stalker eyes towards Cassie, its just weird and rather skeevy at this point. 

[alexa]

They do know they have dragged out the most boring finale to a Bachelor series ever?  Seriously words cannot describe how little I care now. 

[Ohwell]

These two twits are insufferable.  Come to think of it, they look related.

[bosawks]

I do believe that Cassie should be legitimately concerned that Colton is a controlling asshole who won’t listen to her.

[EllenB]

I woul like to know the brand and shade of her lip color.  It's a lovely muted red-coral.

[dizzyd]

This is so painful to watch, we're dealing with a couple of teenagers!

[EllenB]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Maybe Colton feels he needs to lock somebody in before he goes bald ala Seinfeld

He's not someone I want to see in the same sentence as the word "lock." Don't give him any ideas.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Oh I freaking love Leighton Meester.

[Ohwell]

1 minute ago, EllenB said:

I woul like to know the brand and shade of her lip color.  It's a lovely muted red-coral.

The brand is "Like" and the lip color is "Like Red."

[Meowwww]

Just now, bosawks said:

I do believe that Cassie should be legitimately concerned that Colton is a controlling asshole who won’t listen to her.

Hey, he’s going to allow her to have her family.  And interests.  

Stalker level, like I said.  

His proud little smile when she says something about their future, ugh. I am really starting to think Colton has mental issues.  

[nutty1]

Just got home. Haven’t started yet. Is he still a virgin??!!

[kugrrl]

Just now, nutty1 said:

Just got home. Haven’t started yet. Is he still a virgin??!!

so far.

[SallyAlbright]

2 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

Oh I freaking love Leighton Meester.

Me too. Can we just watch her for the rest of the show? Even better if she brings her cutie husband.

[ECM1231]

3 minutes ago, EllenB said:

I woul like to know the brand and shade of her lip color.  It's a lovely muted red-coral.

Yes, it really is!

[JenE4]

Just now, nutty1 said:

Just got home. Haven’t started yet. Is he still a virgin??!!

Yes. Chris Harrison checks in every live segment to remind us that Colton is still a virgin.

[CraftyHazel]

Honestly, Colton is so ridiculous at this point.  He keeps throwing things out there: “Hey, you can still have hobbies.  You can still talk to your mom and dad (even though I think your dad kinda hates me).  You can have friends and a job and I won’t even check your phone every night!  Just.  Say. Yes!!!”

I can’t stand Cassie, but I think she needs to run from this guy as fast as her ugly black booties will let her.

[TheFinalRose]

Cassie's freak out before meeting his parents is the real Cassie .... proves to me the first scene was so staged. 

[ECM1231]

3 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

The brand is "Like" and the lip color is "Like Red."

ROTFL...too funny! I love this place and all the witty people!

[nlkm9]

If she is so afraid of relationships why the f did she go on this show... 3rd reality show and she is what? Only 23. Ugh. This is so embarrassing . 

[Mu Shu]

19 minutes ago, kugrrl said:

She is a speech assistant.  She is currently working towards her Masters for speech pathology.

She really needs to finish her GED first.  She’s an idiot. 

[kugrrl]

Like snooze.

[tennisgurl]

These two are ridiculous. Colton is showing a really creepy controlling side, and Cassie is immature and fake as Demi`s blond hair. 

[Meowwww]

I sprained my eyeballs just now from rolling them so hard. 

[Ohwell]

Two seconds and it'll be over.  Cassie will be like whaaaaaat the fuck???

[bosawks]

Just now, Ohwell said:

Two seconds and it'll be over.  Cassie will be like whaaaaaat the fuck???

Taking the mic packs off probably took longer.

[JenE4]

“No Molestar”—that’s a fortuitous translation.

I really expected some type of National Emergency Broadcast System alert to go out.

[nutty1]

I just started. No way was Cassie surprised when she answered the door. And then when he told her he let the other girls go, I swear she was smiling behind her hand. 

[dizzyd]

I felt the same watching Arie and Lauren and we know how that's going, do maybe this lack of substance is the new norm of right reasons in the Bachelorverse. 

[CraftyHazel]

This is interminable!  I just looked at the clock and we’re only halfway through???

I feel like the Royal Family made less of a big deal about Princess Diana’s virginity than Chris Harrison is making about Colton’s.

[EllenB]

OMG a play-by-play with the douchebags and hos.

[misokinesia]

Cassie has such a fractured way of speaking. She sounds like one of those overly jump cut youtube videos.

[nutty1]

 The only sane thing she said was that he may end up resenting her someday. 

[laschifosavita]

Before this episode, I was thinking Colton wasn't all that bad. He gives off a lot of "little brother" energy, but he's not a horrible person and Bachelor standards are low.

As I was typing this they showed Goose and Ben is glad that Colton has made it into the fantasy suite, and I guess I'm back to not minding Colton. Comparatively, at least.