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S10.E06: Flagstaff Flirtation


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2 hours ago, LotusFlower said:

Anyone else catch Meri laughing at Kody when he told the realtor that the backyard trees would need to be split equally amongst his four wives?  She rolled her eyes as if to imply they’re too mature for that pettiness.

Wet bar, anyone?

That was my first thought. TREES! Meri’s must have house build item. 

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30 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

Ugh.  Aspyn says “weddink “ too

She also says "your guyzes", ugh.

This from a young woman that thinks it's soooo unique to have bagpipes and her groom wear a kilt at her wedding.  Maybe where they're from, lol.

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21 hours ago, smarty2020 said:

In the preview for this episode Gabe says to Janelle "Do as the slave driver says" in reference to the move.  It doesn't sound like he has a good relationship with Kody lol.  

Someone else has probably said it, but I doubt any of the original 3 wives'  kids have had much of a relationship with Kody since Sobbin came along.

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I need to hear from a Las Vegas resident for this.  They go on and on about being safe.  Is LV unsafe?  I didn't get that impression.  Last week or so Christine clued us in that there had been a shooting, but that was a random act.  Doesn't  mean there is a shooter on every rooftop.  Having one doesn't up the chances of having another.  I understand parts of any community have unsafe areas (even Podunk, PA, where I live) but LV itself as a whole is "unsafe?"  Please.  

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2 hours ago, Kyanight said:

Have you ever smelled a moth ball?  If the person says "yes"  you say, "But how did you pry their little legs apart to sniff?"

Love it!  Reminds me of a joke I heard in junior high.  "Do you have holes in your underwear?"  If the answer is no, then it's "how do you get your legs through?"  

I hate Robyn and Kootie for pretty much fucking over the fam'bly for their own scheme.

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1 hour ago, deirdra said:

When Kodoofus made his presentation, Christine mentioned that it was March, so yes he would have already applied by then.

No, I am positive she said it was May.

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I agree Dayton saying he got accepted to NAU before most of the family had even seen flagstaff was a little odd!  Maybe editing was weird but perhaps they should have saved that announcement for when the entire family was in agreement of the move. 

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Question:  why did all the wives except Janelle, and Kootie, all wear lavender in this episode?

Yeah, Kootie wants to be "THE GENERAL," but we all know it's Robyn that decides what goes down.  No wonder his sons don't respect him, and his daughters marry the first guy (or girl, in Mariah's case) that shows them any attention.  

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3 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sister! I gave myself red hair for my 21st birthday (over forty years ago now). It was the 70's, henna was all the rage, I went to a fancy salon on Newbury St. in Boston to see how it was done. I've been hauling out the henna (Avigal Auburn) every 8 weeks ever since. My joke is that I "corrected nature's mistake!"

Ah, another henna rincess  

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38 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

Is LV unsafe? 

Like any big city there are areas that are more unsafe than others.  With the way Meri throws around the word “safe”, I’m not exactly sure what he is alluding to.

I’ve lived in Las Vegas for almost 6 years with my mother, who is now 91.  She was approached once in a Wal-Mart shopping lot by some questionable types, but other than that, she shops, goes to Dr. appointments, the post office, the bank, socializes every Sunday at an old school casino with a polka band~all without fear for her safety.  Our house has never been broken into and no major crimes have been committed in our neighborhood since we’ve been there.

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I've been watching this since day one. It is the saddest show ever. My heart aches for those kids and, yes the wives, none of whom are happy.  I don't think I have ever called someone a jerk as often as I yell that to Kody.

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1 hour ago, Granny58 said:

I need to hear from a Las Vegas resident for this.  They go on and on about being safe.  Is LV unsafe?  I didn't get that impression.  Last week or so Christine clued us in that there had been a shooting, but that was a random act.  Doesn't  mean there is a shooter on every rooftop.  Having one doesn't up the chances of having another.  I understand parts of any community have unsafe areas (even Podunk, PA, where I live) but LV itself as a whole is "unsafe?"  Please.  

I mean it wasn't just 'a shooting' it was the mass shooting of the guy who shot down into a super crowded outdoor concert from his hotel room.  And that their kids almost went to that conference.  I think that would spook just about anyone.  But again for them, that may be a convenient excuse for tv purposes.  Maybe that it's a large touristy areas makes them uncomfortable now? Who knows. 

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In LV they lived in a "gated community of only 9 homes" - was that unsafe?  Though with at least 10 vehicles (2-seater sports car for Kody, minivans, SUVs sedans & trucks, most dripping oil), the gates were probably constantly opening and closing.

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Oh, gawd, I forgotten about the loathsome scene of the Five Doofuses telling their traumatized children that they're moving! In three days! And they'll never go to their school again! And they can't tell anybody!

What THE HELL were those chucklefucks thinking? And seeing them giggle later about how some of the kids (Paedon and Maddie, I think) had a hard time adjusting is infuriating. What did they expect, especially when they were playing up the whole, "Dad might be tossed into the clink at any second!" angle.

And now you know they're going to use that incident as a plus for this move: "You can actually say goodbye to your friends this time! Yippee!"

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2 hours ago, Yeah No said:

She also says "your guyzes", ugh.

This from a young woman that thinks it's soooo unique to have bagpipes and her groom wear a kilt at her wedding.  Maybe where they're from, lol.

I've never been to a wedding that had either, but I think it would be awesome! 

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1 hour ago, xwordfanatik said:

PS:  Mitch looks like a heavier version of the Lucky Charms guy.  I don't think Aspyn got lucky settling for him.

Everything that people don't like about Mitch's looks are exactly what I love about them, lol! Currently my house is decorated to the hilt for our annual St. Patrick's day party, with leprechaun aplenty. Can't help but have a soft spot for them.

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2 hours ago, Yeah No said:

She also says "your guyzes", ugh.

This from a young woman that thinks it's soooo unique to have bagpipes and her groom wear a kilt at her wedding.  Maybe where they're from, lol.

Didn’t the Flagstaff realtor say “your guyzes” too? 

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2 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:
4 hours ago, Kyanight said:

Have you ever smelled a moth ball?  If the person says "yes"  you say, "But how did you pry their little legs apart to sniff?"

Love it!  Reminds me of a joke I heard in junior high.  "Do you have holes in your underwear?"  If the answer is no, then it's "how do you get your legs through?

Thanks!  I need some jokes for the pack of 3 year olds we have running around the family.

48 minutes ago, deirdra said:

Though with at least 10 vehicles (2-seater sports car for Kody

The sports car pisses me right off!

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I personally think that Vegas is prettier than flagstaff. Kody was just pulling crap out of his ass with the concerns about safety, the “kinder” climate (with all that snow?), and the singing angels of beauty. 

I think he decided to bail on the mortgages, and now wants a nice retirement town. Kids don’t want a quaint (overused word by them all!) retirement town. Schools, activities, social life. Are the teens going to hang in that little downtown? 

So do polygamists divorce? If so, Merri would be long gone by now. Kody can’t stand her, and she said that they can’t even get a friendship going. Why would she move along with everyone else? Note to Kody - the ratings would be better if a separation happened. Merri bugs the crap outta me, but I have to say that sometimes she’s pretty funny. I would like to see how she acts away from that mess. The others are hopeless cases. Although I do think that Christine is the new trophy wife. Robyn looks like hell. Ain’t happiness grand? 

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3 hours ago, Granny58 said:

I need to hear from a Las Vegas resident for this.  They go on and on about being safe.  Is LV unsafe?  I didn't get that impression.  Last week or so Christine clued us in that there had been a shooting, but that was a random act.  Doesn't  mean there is a shooter on every rooftop.  Having one doesn't up the chances of having another.  I understand parts of any community have unsafe areas (even Podunk, PA, where I live) but LV itself as a whole is "unsafe?"  Please.  

I'm a lurker but I just moved to Vegas in June of last year for work. I live on the complete opposite side of town from where the Brown Clowns lived, they lived over in Summerlin, I'm down by Henderson. People are more friendly here than from where I moved from! I work in the music business so I'm always out and about at shows and I don't get "that vibe" he's talking about. I don't see how a man with a gun safe full of firearms doesn't feel safe. I have pepper spray and a stun gun and I feel completely safe walking by myself. I can't really take anything that comes out of Kodouche's mouth seriously. All of those adults have a problem with honesty. 

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This is what I could glean from Zillow:

4007 Wild Eagle Circle (5 bedrooms)

10/12/2010  sold $625,000

1/14/13   sold  $447,017

1/17/2019  listed $599,900

46 days on zillow

4023 Wild Eagle Circle (6 bedrooms)

10/12/10  sold $625,000

12/19/12 sold $443,700

1/23/19  listed $599,900 (reduced from listing of 10/9/18 of 649,000

146 days on zillow

4039 Wild Eagle Circle (5 bedrooms)

10/12/1010  sold $625,000

12/21/12 sold $443,315

7/11/18 listed 675,000

9/12/18  reduced to $649,000

11/1/18  reduced to $639,000

1/16/19  reduced to $614,900

236 days on zillow

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57 minutes ago, DaphneCat said:

Hi all, 

Long time lurker, first time posting in this thread.  Remember last time when Kody was apprehensive about Mariah marrying the first woman she had ever had a relationship with?  Then, why do they think it's charming that TWO of their daughters married men they developed crushes on at a very young age.  Maddie couldn't have been much more than 16 when she met Caleb and I'm too lazy to go back and look but didn't Aspyn say she had a crush on Mitch at age 13?  I know I certainly made VERY wise life decisions at 13 or even 16 - what better time to pick a spouse!  And particularly because you like the way they look!  

I think Kody was fine with Mitch and Caleb because they have fundie connections which mean good husband material in their eyes. He probably wasn’t as happy with Tony but even he had some kind of connection with their pawn shop friends. Mariah, being gay would not be able to date someone from their religion.

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I'm five minutes in and I'm already seething. Kody talks about involving the wives as if he's trying to attract a stray dog. "If I talk about how pretty it is my wives go-" (snaps head side to side)- "ooh, pretty!" 

And really, Christine? "I heard angels sing."  She acts as if she has been completely brainwashed.

Janelle: "just decide. I don't give a shit.  Let me know."

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They often go to concerts and events in Vegas where the city never sleeps. I don't know much about  Flagstaff. It's pretty but it might be a little sleepy for this group.

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What Kootie and Sponge Robyn schemed up behind closed doors, is the way it's gonna be.

The spiritual wives will cave, just to keep the TLC money rolling in.  Other than SR's five kids, the others can forget having any input into what happens to them.  

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10 hours ago, laurakaye said:

What was up with Aurora telling Meri that she cried when she saw trees in Flagstaff?  I mean, I get that LV isn't located in a forest but crying over trees?  I think Robyn is the one who cried over how pretty the trees were, Kody started stroking her hair and whispering sweet nothings or some such nonsense, so Aurora decided to follow her mother's lead and cry too.  Something is off with that girl...it's kind of sad to see.

She sounded pathetically stupid..."you have to give up your sports family, your girlfriend, your varsity captain spot, and your shot at a scholarship but hey - you'll get to play outside in the giant mudhole in our backyard!"  She is HORRIBLE.  I loathe her as much as I do Kody and that's saying something.

I have a feeling that the Kodester dotes on Sol so much because the writing is on the wall with his other sons - Logan, Garrison, Gabe, Hunter, and Paedon have all openly told the viewers that they don't think terribly highly of their "dad."  So Kody's sons are forging ahead with pretty impressive lives (waiting to get married, going to college , joining the military) while his grown daughters are marrying the first guy that looks their way.  Way to go, Kodoof.  You can take no credit for your sons' successes and your daughters are grabbing at the first glance of male attention in their lives.  Good luck with Sol and Arabellialola.  Jerk.

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2 hours ago, Snickerdoodle said:

Didn’t the Flagstaff realtor say “your guyzes” too? 

Yep! She's not familiar with plygs and probably wasn't sure who all would be sleeping in the master bedroom that she was showing them at the time nor what to call them.  😉

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53 minutes ago, KateHearts said:

And really, Christine? "I heard angels sing."  

No Christine, that was the sound of the wind whipping your hair and Kody's in circles.

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1 hour ago, Soaper410 said:

This 2 hour episode:

Trees, debt, trees, snow, trees, shhhh don’t say stuff, hazelnut cake, trees, one house, trees, slave driver, awkward, cake, senior year, trees, one house, trees.  Saved everyone 2 hours!

Kody is such a fool 

You forgot to add angels singing.

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7 minutes ago, NotinKansasanymore said:

Oh Robyn, you have to look at your income, like a professional athletes. You will make the majority of your money within a 10 year time span with this show, and once gone, the gravy train is going to stop, and you are going to wish you saved more for that massive plastic surgery you need on that chin.

I have to agree.

Just now, xwordfanatik said:

Singingk.  

I hope what Kootie calls hair gets so tangled from that wind, that he has no choice than to shave it all off.

Oh please.   It could be a mass of snarls and he would just keep growing it out like dreadlocks with a life of their own - going every which way.    I honestly think his love affair with his hair has always been more passionate than any love he ever had for any of the wives.

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2 minutes ago, Kyanight said:

I have to agree.

Oh please.   It could be a mass of snarls and he would just keep growing it out like dreadlocks with a life of their own - going every which way.    I honestly think his love affair with his hair has always been more passionate than any love he ever had for any of the wives.

You're probably right, but I can only hope!  He just looks more demented every year with that mess.

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9 minutes ago, NotinKansasanymore said:

You will make the majority of your money within a 10 year time span with this show, and once gone, the gravy train is going to stop, and you are going to wish you saved more.

See, the thing is, I believe these nimrods seriously think this show will never end.  They think of themselves as having endlessly fascinating lives and that all of their devoted viewers (and you know there are a bunch of ass kissers writing love notes on their twitter accounts) will want to follow them forever.  Polygamy is just that wonderful - and they prove it each and every week.

So no worries about the future.  Live for today in the style to which you have become accustomed.

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2 minutes ago, Phoebe70 said:

Aspyn is a pretty girl but dumb as rocks. Listening to her for longer than 10 seconds makes me nauseous. She and the tubby leprechaun deserve each other. Within 5 years he’ll be looking for a sister wife. 

And did they really need to invite all the moms, leprchaun’s sister, Mariah and Kootie to the cake tasting?  It was especially weird considering that they mentioned over and over again that they didn’t care about anyone’s opinion.  

Aspyn kept saying that they wanted to know everyone's opinions but it wouldn't matter when it came to choosing.  So WHY bring them along, again????   Aspyn is so obedient that she wants what anyone else wants.   She is SO going to be a plural wife.  I would be surprised if it doesn't happen.

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Robyn was more forthright than I ever remember seeing her when she was talking about how she was going to grow roots on Kody’s feet and bury them (I’d go for the other end, personally) so that they don’t move again. Kody better hopes he likes Flagstaff, because Queen Robyn hath decreed they shalt not move again. Until they run out of money, anyway. 

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I have to say that my husband I vacation quite regularly in Las Vegas (every 5-6 weeks or so).  And do you know what we see there?  Trees!!!   Especially in the residential neighborhoods!!   People actually have trees in their yards!!  

Crazy, I know.   But these idiots went on a full 2 hours too long bitching about trees.  

So much hate 

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2 hours ago, NotinKansasanymore said:

So for the first time ever, I think Robyn actually went into a family meeting being blindsided, since she almost always knows what Kody is going to discuss, since it's the two of them deciding most things, 

You mean they usually act like, oh what's the word, married?  Like a regular husband and wife?  How odd.  I think Kody is halfway wanting to just be with Robyn and her kids but the controller in him won't let the other ladies off.

2 hours ago, Phoebe70 said:

And did they really need to invite all the moms, leprchaun’s sister, Mariah and Kootie to the cake tasting?

Cake tasting!  Table for 10!

1 hour ago, Kbo said:

Robyn was more forthright than I ever remember seeing her when she was talking about how she was going to grow roots on Kody’s feet and bury them

ROFLMAO!  I am imagining Cody (Kody?) feet in cement with his hair and upper torso waving in the wind.  I LIKE IT!

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12 hours ago, kicotan said:

Aspyn:  “I wanted to marry someone with red hair because I want kids with red hair.”

5 hours ago, DaphneCat said:

...but didn't Aspyn say she had a crush on Mitch at age 13?  I know I certainly made VERY wise life decisions at 13 or even 16 - what better time to pick a spouse!  And particularly because you like the way they look!  

But it was soooo much worse than just this.  Keep in mind, she apparently had no interest in Mitch after she grew up, until she decided she wanted kids with red hair, and then she remembered about Mitch.  WTAF?  That is such a bass-ackwards way to pick a spouse!!  He really does not seem to care for her very much.

14 hours ago, Kyanight said:

TLC said they couldn't come.  The last time they came where there was food they started grabbing everything and stuffing the food into their mouths in a frenzy, tipping over the table and chairs and spilling water - china was flying everywhere!  It wasn't a pretty sight!

I believe this is the hardest I have ever laughed at a Sister Wives posting, or a posting for any show for that matter!  It created such a great visual.

On 3/3/2019 at 9:30 PM, SuzieQ said:

Even though I detest her most of the time I am really starting to feel sorry for Meri.  While she pretends she doesn't care, on that Flagstaff trip she was so desperate for any crumb of affection from him.  

13 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

I was embarrassed for Meri.  She practically begged to hold on to Kody's arm as they walked on the property.  And, Kody would have none of it.  He didn't really seem to mind keeping her at a distance. I mean, he's civil to her, but, IDK.

OK, I need someone to play amateur psychologist and explain to me why when Kootie put his arm around Meri while they were walking (which was before she wanted to hold his arm), she refused to do the same, and instead kept her hands in her pockets.  They even discussed it, and she said something about being cold.  All I could come up with is that it would have felt to intimate to her, knowing that everything would go back to the frigid normal later.  And then maybe she regretted it, and that's why she wanted to hold on to his arm?

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OK, are we to believe that Kody and Meri came back gushing about Cottonwood but didn’t even bring pictures for the others? The whole idea of expecting five adults to love the exact same place seems unrealistic. I think Robin’s attitude during the Cottonwood discussion reflects that. Like, oh, great, here we go again. (I just don’t see her as the Grwat Manipulator.)

i think Meri and Kody did have some Precious Moments on their trip. How awful it would be to go from that to immediately negotiating with the rest of his “ladies.” How do they stand it??

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I didn't finish the episode. I tried, but it was too boring. They are moving someplace more expensive so they can see trees? Am I understanding that correctly? They just want trees? Why not just plant some trees and add a water irrigation system in Las Vegas and be done with it?

And poor Gabe gets lost in the shuffle because there are so many people in the family that no one person (except Kody) really matters. This show is one huge statement on why polygamy as a family style is flawed. And I can't figure out if Christine is really happy now or just on drugs. Maybe there is happiness in accepting that your husband is a huge asshole. 

Also, huge pet peeve: Nevada and Arizona are both red states. Yes, Las Vegas is more liberal, but they don't live on the Strip. Both are conservative states. They're not moving to a more conservative state like they keep trying to claim. If they want super conservative, try Alabama or West Virginia. And they need liberals because conservative Christians are not going to welcome them in. 

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19 hours ago, Gothish520 said:

Everyone's experience is different of course, but statistically most people do not remain friends for very long after high school. 

Really?  Almost everyone from my graduating class from 43 years ago is at least still in touch on Facebook, plus some of my best face-to-face friends to this day are all from there too.  Social media has made it much easier for us to stay in touch over long distances, which I'm sure will be the case for the Brown kids too.

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