S08.E06: Honey, I'm Home?

[humbleopinion]

Honeymooning in Costa Rica over is over for the 4 couples who face the drama of deciding where to live and begin the next 6 weeks of their lives with cameras in their grills.

The tribulations of one couple comes to a confrontation and intervention by "an expert."

Edited January 28, 2019 by humbleopinion

[humbleopinion]

Here is the rundown for those still confused by the MAFS block programming...check your local listings

7pm: Repeat...Strangers in Paradise E.04 one hour rehash of the episode from 2 weeks ago

8pm: Love Unlocked: 'Til Mud Do Us Part E.05 one hour package of last week's episode

9pm: NEW episode...Honey, I'm Home? 94 minutes of new content

1034pm NEW episode of Unfiltered: Taming the Beast. JamieO, Sexy AF, Keith and Pastor Cal on panel

1104pm: Repeat of tonite's new episode E.06 Honey, I'm Home? 60 minute repackage of tonite's episode so if you DVR this stream lined episode you miss out on the bells, whistles and Keith's farts.....

1201am Love Unlocked: Til Mud Do Us Part one hour repeat of last week's episode

101am: Repeat:Honey, I'm Home? Full 94 minute episode. DVR this episode to get all the good, bad and ugly

235am Repeat:Unfiltered:Taming the Beast. repeat of tonight's new episode with the panel listed above

305am: Repeat Honey, I'm Home? 60 minute repackage of tonight's new episode

DVR the 9pm-1104pm block or the 101am-305am block to get all the new MAFS content...that's fit to view (shoutout to NYT)

Edited January 28, 2019 by humbleopinion

[Crazy Bird Lady]

10 hours ago, humbleopinion said:

Here is the rundown for those still confused by the MAFS block programming...check your local listings

7pm: Repeat...Strangers in Paradise E.04 one hour rehash of the episode from 2 weeks ago

8pm: Love Unlocked: 'Til Mud Do Us Part E.05 one hour package of last week's episode

9pm: NEW episode...Honey, I'm Home? 94 minutes of new content

1034pm NEW episode of Unfiltered: Taming the Beast. JamieO, Sexy AF, Keith and Pastor Cal on panel

1104pm: Repeat of tonite's new episode E.06 Honey, I'm Home? 60 minute repackage of tonite's episode so if you DVR this stream lined episode you miss out on the bells, whistles and Keith's farts.....

1201am Love Unlocked: Til Mud Do Us Part one hour repeat of last week's episode

101am: Repeat:Honey, I'm Home? Full 94 minute episode. DVR this episode to get all the good, bad and ugly

235am Repeat:Unfiltered:Taming the Beast. repeat of tonight's new episode with the panel listed above

305am: Repeat Honey, I'm Home? 60 minute repackage of tonight's new episode

DVR the 9pm-1104pm block or the 101am-305am block to get all the new MAFS content...that's fit to view (shoutout to NYT)

 

Thanks, Humbleopinion. That will be very helpful for many of us, I'm sure. (And I appreciate the effort you put into detailing it.) 

Edited January 29, 2019 by Crazy Bird Lady

[gonecrackers]

I really wish they'd drop the "Love Unlocked" BS, go right to the show & make it an earlier night.

[Ilovepie]

Is the question mark in the title to denote that one couple does not even make it to cohabitation? (Please let it be Kate and Luke!)

[humbleopinion]

 How you read the question mark reflects back on the reader...

If you are an pessimist then you will read it with foreboding, if you are a romantic then you will read it under a rainbow glow...

 Is that cryptic enough?

[Ilovepie]

Hmmmm....maybe I should take a cue from “Happily Ever After?” and hope for the best, but the track record for this show (not to mention what I’ve seen so far from these people) has taught me otherwise.......

[Gem 10]

Ugh, Adventurous Jasmine better go back to Lincoln and find an adventurer and Provider.  Will looks guarded and uncomfortable.   When they were kissing on the beach on their morning walk, did I hear her say “no tongue yet”?  I couldn’t exactly hear what she said.

Edited January 30, 2019 by Gem 10

[LennieBriscoe]

Bentley FTW!

ETA: Awaiting Lukewarm's BS "explanation" of his "RaDI" comment. 

Edited January 30, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[Kdawg82]

Pastor Cal goin in with the term "abusive"?! I am HERE for it baby! Bring it!!

[Straycat80]

Oh good, Pastor Cal sounds like he’s going to put the smack down on Luke. He called her names? I missed that part apparently. 

[Melig8r]

I'd like to keep it private - while being on national television.  HAHAHA.

[Soup333]

Lukewarm: I don’t want to talk about how I verbally abused Kate. It makes ME uncomfortable so I’m gonnna sit here and chuckle and try to charm my way out of the discussion.

 

Psychopath. *shrugs*

[Kdawg82]

Ohhh baby! Cal doesn't intimidate enough. I want to see someone scary confront Puke. Maybe blondie in the style of the Molly smackdown. This is satisfying but i want more. Puke looks like a mischievous child on the face . He really does. There is nothing redeeming about this little ferrit. I want a cardboard of his head to throw darts at . From now on , he needs to refer to himself as "Repulsed And Dead Inside Luke." 

 

ETA: Do you know why "arranged marriages" back in the dark ages before computers and "science" to match people actually fu**ing "WORKED"?!  Because divorced was un-FU**ING-acceptable! There was no "we'll see how it goes" or "stay married OR get a divorce." It was, get set up by some family or mutual village acquaintances, get married, rub privates together and squeeze out a couple kids before you even realize you're unhappy- then grow old and die. So, experts can GTFO with the "experiment." Take away the pay day, national tv exposure, and the option "...OR get a divorce" and see how many apply for this shenanigan. 

Edited January 30, 2019 by Kdawg82

[aphroditewitch]

Luke didn't think that Kate would tell the producers or the experts what he said to her. He expected her to feel ashamed over his abusive comments. 

[PityFree]

 Oh now he’s acting like Kate assaulted him.

[Soup333]

“Just a lot of pressure. From her.” 

So basically what Luke said is KATE’S fault - according to him. 

His face is beet red. If I were Kate I’d leave the house with Cal. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Phony McPhonyson from Phonyville, Phoenicia.

Awww, I hope all works out for Stephanie and AJ! 

Jasmine and Will need "Hers, His, and Ours" separate agreed-upon money divisions, with only the last for household expenses. But this relationship isn't going to reach that point. Pastor Cal has Will's number.

Edited January 30, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[CSunshine76]

I don’t know how Kate can even sit next to Luke. You’re repulsed by kissing me? Adios! I’m not even going to try and get past that.

It is interesting Luke mentioned alcohol being involved on her part, because she always sounds like she’s had a few to me. 

[Crazy Bird Lady]

Pastor Cal:  "Kate and Luke believe in Marrige. I believe in Marriage. I believe in Redemption..." 

I wonder if he believes in Santa Claus, too?!

[aphroditewitch]

3 minutes ago, Soup333 said:

“Just a lot of pressure. From her.” 

So basically what Luke said is KATE’S fault - according to him. 

His face is beet red. If I were Kate I’d leave the house with Cal. 

Typical abuser tactic. Blame the person that they abused for the abuse. 

[Crazy Bird Lady]

1 minute ago, aphroditewitch said:

Typical abuser tactic. Blame the person that they abused for the abuse. 

Absolutely. Luke is narcissistic skum.

[PityFree]

 In my opinion, what Luke said to Kate is unforgivable. I would never give somebody a second chance if they said something like that to me and the fact that she is still staying married to him makes me roll my eyes in disgust at her 

[aphroditewitch]

Pastor Calvin saying it is not Let's make a Friend at First Sight. It made me laugh since this show has created more lasting friendships than successful marriages. 

[Straycat80]

Why is Pastor Cal talking about Will and Jasmine having children? They’ve only been married 9 days. And what’s wrong with being friends first before they have sex? He’s pushing things too fast. 

[Gem 10]

16 minutes ago, Kdawg82 said:

Ohhh baby! Cal doesn't intimidate enough. I want to see someone scary confront Puke. Maybe blondie in the style of the Molly smackdown. This is satisfying but i want more. Puke looks like a mischievous child on the face . He really does. There is nothing redeeming about this little ferrit. I want a cardboard of his head to throw darts at . From now on , he needs to refer to himself as "Repulsed And Dead Inside Luke." 

Right On !!!!!   The scary one is Kate to take that abuse.  I’d punch him in his ugly smart ass face and hit the road.

[Kdawg82]

Oh man if this is drinking game time, I'd be hammered by now!!! I gotta try this on the weekend!! First 10 minutes I got "big risk" and "communicate." 

Special edition drinking game will be any time you hear "repulsed and dead inside." Or Puke is an a**hole in general. Add to that Keith (or A.J.) mentions that he eats dinner. 

Edited January 30, 2019 by Kdawg82
Because AJ & Keith both eat dinner but have separate issues thereof.

[ChiCricket]

Don't even tell me Luke isn't gay.🙄

It's either that, or he's an insensitive monster.

Edited January 30, 2019 by ChiCricket

[LennieBriscoe]

Or both! 

[ChiCricket]

 His lips are saying he wants to keep trying, but his body language tells a different story.

 He's leaning away from her.

[Kdawg82]

Yes and Kate's body language and clothing says "I'm insecure and defeated." Come ON, GIRRRLLLLL! I want to pull a Cher on her and slap her saying "snap out of it!!" 

I need Stephanie in my life...in some way. I don't know how. This chick is just such a breath of fresh air. Seems like AJ wants to fight but she's not rising to the occasion.  Good for her! Seems like if hes not hammered and giggling at his own cheesy comments , he's a monster who's mad at everything. I wanted to like him 🙁

I still believe Luke may be gay but it's insulting to gay men everywhere. One of the biggest gentleman I've ever met was a gay man who was married to my coworker and I've maintained to this day how much he loved and respected women. Puke's got bigger issues than a simple conundrum of being married to a woman he's not feelin.

[ChiCricket]

2 minutes ago, Kdawg82 said:

Yes and Kate's body language and clothing says "I'm insecure and defeated." Come ON, GIRRRLLLLL! I want to pull a Cher on her and slap her saying "snap out of it!!" 

I need Stephanie in my life...in some way. I don't know how. This chick is just such a breath of fresh air. Seems like AJ wants to fight but she's not rising to the occasion.  Good for her! Seems like if hes not hammered and giggling at his own cheesy comments , he's a monster who's mad at everything. I wanted to like him 🙁

I still believe Luke may be gay but it's insulting to gay men everywhere. One of the biggest gentleman I've ever met was a gay man who was married to my coworker and I've maintained to this day how much he loved and respected women. Puke's got bigger issues than a simple conundrum of being married to a woman he's not feelin.

OK..let me rephrase.....don't even tell me Luke's not an asshole (who just happens to be gay) 😊

[aphroditewitch]

The reality is that if Kate had walked away, she would have gotten the same treatment Heather got several season ago. She knew she could not deal with Derek verbally attacking her and she was done. But the show gave him a decent edit while she got the villain edit and he had a lot of people on his side. Possibly still does, but I still see people just discovering that he is a massive jerk who has serious issues with women. Kate does look worn down because she has both Luke and the producers after her. 

[Soup333]

Seems like AJ is off his medication. 

[PupCal]

Uh, Jasmine(?), just because Will seems to like kids doesn't mean he wants them

[Kiss my mutt]

Jasmine is all about her expectations but with no consideration to Will.  She wants a man to pay the bills, be the initiator in bed, but be egalitarian in housework.  What does he want? He doesn’t seem enamored with her in the least.

AJ acts like he has a mood disorder.  His eyes dart around and then he becomes unhinged. No wonder no one wants to eat with him.  Stephanie can do so much better.

[LennieBriscoe]

I'm starting to think that Kate is not so bright. 

[Gem 10]

42 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 In my opinion, what Luke said to Kate is unforgivable. I would never give somebody a second chance if they said something like that to me and the fact that she is still staying married to him makes me roll my eyes in disgust at her 

I don’t understand this.  Why is she going to live with him after that?  Did they tell her she has to?  Is she in it for the money?  Is he under contract to live with her?  Did someone threaten him?  Puke did a 180, and I have no respect for her.

[humbleopinion]

 Puke is found out to be...

a coward...he wouldn't own up to his vile insults to Kate...except when confronted by Pastor Cal

a total jerk off...pinning the blame on Kate pressuring him

contemptible...did he apologize and immediately tell Kate he was speaking out of his ass?

loathsome...for thinking Kate would keep what he said a secret

irredeemable...get his repulsive sorry ass off my basic cable TV show....

[PupCal]

So where was all this concern when Molly was being an asshole to John?

[humbleopinion]

Jon kept the secret of Molly's hot hissing personal attacks on him, hurling  insults about how she is disgusted by him and her leaving the apartment when the camera crew left each night to stay elsewhere until the end of the season....

Edited January 30, 2019 by humbleopinion

[Soup333]

Just now, Gem 10 said:

I don’t understand this.  Why is she going to live with him after that?  Did they tell her she has to?  Is she in it for the money?  Is he under contract to live with her?  Did someone threaten him?  Puke did a 180, and I have no respect for her.

I remember Jessic Castro said in an interview that she wanted to get out of it because Ryan was so abusive but she couldn’t because of the contract. and that was before Heather abandoned/escaped from her hopeless marriage. I imagine the contract is even more strict now.

I’m not even sure how much I can watch. Luke will inevitably do something else and her heart will be broken again. I don’t want to watch her treated like shit week after week. 

Im tripping on how he got her wine after complaining to Cal that she was drunk and pressured him into kissing her. 

[Gem 10]

4 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I'm starting to think that Kate is not so bright. 

Starting?

[aphroditewitch]

1 minute ago, PupCal said:

So where was all this concern when Molly was being an asshole to John?

Molly and Jon seemed split up basically right after she made the comments in question. So what was there to be concerned about? They were no longer together. 

[PupCal]

'kay straight-up Pastor Cal, Luke is not gonna give Kate the idk atmosphere to feel emotionally safe and secure.

[PityFree]

5 minutes ago, PupCal said:

So where was all this concern when Molly was being an asshole to John?

 That concern was expressed on the forum during Molly’s season. She was vile and what she did to John was also unforgivable. She doesn’t get a pass from me. But this is a new group of people to discuss.

[LennieBriscoe]

PupCal, I think you might want to review those Season 6 threads. J/S.

Next episode: "Luke puts a fake cast on his arm and asks random women to help him." Kidding! But I'm glad there are cameras around....

Edited January 30, 2019 by LennieBriscoe

[ChiCricket]

Keith is a spoiled rotten little grandma's boy. The only thing grandma wasn't giving him was sex on the regular. That's the only reason he wants a wife. What does Kristine get out of this?

Edited January 30, 2019 by ChiCricket

[humbleopinion]

Why, why, why was Keith chosen to be a groom?

If Pepper had seen his bedroom she would have known he was not a grown up...

 Keith reminds me of the Tom Hanks character in the movie BIG...an immature adolescent trapped in a man's body.

Edited January 30, 2019 by humbleopinion

[ChiCricket]

Will acted shocked (amazed?) that Jasmine has lived with a guy before...after he just said he lived with a girlfriend himself. Hmmm