Who's the Worst?

[Drogo]

They're all pretty bad, but...

Who's the Worst?

[psychoticstate]

The first one was easy -- Lizzie is disgusting.

The second was a toss up between Marcelino and Scott, with Scott edging out Sergeant Save a Ho.  I reserve the right to change my vote if Scott dumps Lizzie.  

@Drogo, you had me laughing with the options for #3.  Between Brittany's dinner plate and the forest creatures, it was tough.  I went for Adam because he actually appears to be possessed with common sense and judgment.  Which he clearly did not inherit from his dad. 

[SlutAssBitchAssHor]

The forest creatures are in the lead for most innocent bystander 😂

[Drogo]

I still feel really bad for that dinner plate. 

Never realized its full potential. 

[Reality police]

Really shows how much we hate Lizzie in that michael only received 8% of the vote. Wow!

[hookedontv]

Option #5 for “Innocent Bystander” confused me at first, then it hit me:

Pretty Girl. 

Edited January 13, 2019 by hookedontv

[Marsupial]

Thank you for doing this, Drogo, it was a lot of fun.

[cooksdelight]

LOL, this could be the artwork for this poll.

[PamelaMaeSnap]

I was feeling slightly gaslit reading this at first before I realized that my current guilty pleasure is so recent that I'm still one episode shy of finishing Season 1 (with Season 2 episodes stacked up and ready to go) ... I couldn't believe I only recognized ONE COUPLE and that Johnna wasn't a choice for Worst Civilian (or Priscilla for innocent bystander). 

Was there a poll for S1 or do I just get to stew in my constant state of red-button hatred of Johnna, intense curiosity at who put Mary in the washer and dryer for long enough to melt her face, and amazement that I prefer the parolee (or in some cases apparently ex-parolee) over the civilian in EVERY! SINGLE! COUPLE! on S1.

Well, I should be caught up by this weekend and then I can come back and talk updated smack.

Oh, ETA: We were in southern Cal last week looking at a few different options for relocation (not witness relocation but retirement relocation) and one of the places we looked was Oxnard (it didn't make the cut but it has a lot going for it, including a great sushi joint in a strip mall and great prices on luxury-ish rental apartments near the beach)). Didn't see a neighborhood that looked like Scott's so am wondering where he lives ... ALSO wondering where Lamar was staying (some comments indicate that wherever he was living coming into S2 was a horrible neighborhood, so guessing his brother Dulow lives in a different neighborhood because this looked far from horrible.)

[Reality police]

6 minutes ago, PamelaMaeSnap said:

I was feeling slightly gaslit reading this at first before I realized that my current guilty pleasure is so recent that I'm still one episode shy of finishing Season 1 (with Season 2 episodes stacked up and ready to go) ... I couldn't believe I only recognized ONE COUPLE and that Johnna wasn't a choice for Worst Civilian (or Priscilla for innocent bystander). 

Was there a poll for S1 or do I just get to stew in my constant state of red-button hatred of Johnna, intense curiosity at who put Mary in the washer and dryer for long enough to melt her face, and amazement that I prefer the parolee (or in some cases apparently ex-parolee) over the civilian in EVERY! SINGLE! COUPLE! on S1.

Well, I should be caught up by this weekend and then I can come back and talk updated smack.

Oh, ETA: We were in southern Cal last week looking at a few different options for relocation (not witness relocation but retirement relocation) and one of the places we looked was Oxnard (it didn't make the cut but it has a lot going for it, including a great sushi joint in a strip mall and great prices on luxury-ish rental apartments near the beach)). Didn't see a neighborhood that looked like Scott's so am wondering where he lives ... ALSO wondering where Lamar was staying (some comments indicate that wherever he was living coming into S2 was a horrible neighborhood, so guessing his brother Dulow lives in a different neighborhood because this looked far from horrible.)

We didn't have enough sense to do a poll for the first season. 

The only reference I have for Oxnard is from Big Bang Theory where a professor is going to move in with his daughter in Oxnard. He tells the boys not the beach side but the onion field side. Maybe that's where Scott's house is. 

I think Lamar and whatever her name is were in Compton. His brother's house does look like a nice neighborhood. 

That's all I got. 

[PamelaMaeSnap]

19 minutes ago, Reality police said:

I think Lamar and whatever her name is were in Compton. His brother's house does look like a nice neighborhood. 

That would make sense ... thank you! It appears from the little bit of digging I just did that they are from (whether now or earlier) the Long Beach area. The studio where Lamar recorded is in Redondo Beach. 

Oxnard is pretty interesting ... driving around, you can see the neighborhoods differ TREMENDOUSLY within a pretty small area. But we decided if we do decide to move west/north rather than south of LA, we'll go to Camarillo (one town away) which is nice and affordable and pretty laidback but not THAT far a drive from LA (plus Little Snappy will be living in the North Hollywood area) and also an easy drive to Santa Barbara and wine country so win-win.