S02.E06: Your Card Has Been Declined

[preciousperfect]

Brittany has a secret rendezvous with her ex girlfriend;Michael romances both Megan and Sarah; Clint waits at the altar alone; Matt meet Caitlyn’s mother but Caitlyn loses it and storms out

[Reality police]

Wow, Lizzie, just Wow. Blaming Scott for your drug habit? Scott I have no sympathy left for you if you don't get it now. 

[Azanscrazyhair]

10 minutes ago, Reality police said:

Wow, Lizzie, just Wow. Blaming Scott for your drug habit? Scott I have no sympathy left for you if you don't get it now. 

I agree. Lizzie is horrible!  Scott is on his own. 

[PityFree]

Wow.  Great plan to have Michael greet his daughter by creeping out from behind some bushes. Not “stranger danger” at all. *eye roll*

Edited January 12, 2019 by PityFree

[Marsupial]

I feel like so little happened this episode! But it was nice to meet Amanda. I like her much better than I like Marcelino.

[IvySpice]

What a mystery...how WILL Marcellino feel about this ex-friendship-hookup idea? I simply cannot predict.

[eatsleep]

I'm very worried for Brittany's safety (& confused by her recklessness).

[PityFree]

 Lizzy is setting it up so that she can dump Scott and make him believe it’s 100% his fault.  But she’s not going to do it until she makes certain she has emptied his pockets.

[Cammi]

And right out of the gate… Tracie gave us an eyeful of plum colored plump perfection in her lingerie. So. Fucking. Tacky. I love it. I'm hooked. This show can have ALL my money. Take it. Do these people have ZERO sense of shame? Was Clint waiting outside a strip club for his future bride? Anyone? Are they getting married at a warehouse? I have a feeling Tracie found a new trick. One with “connections” to the good shit. 

It's ok folks, you don't have to look away, Sarah and Michael are of age. Enjoy the ameuter PornHub. Michael was pretty convincing, having to force himself to have sex with someone “he really doesn't want to have sex with”. Sarah’s "accent” magically disappears when she returns home. It's apparent she only uses the accent when she is angry. Which is very problematic for a mother of a biracial child. Re: Michael, Sarah and Megan. Never seen two women fighting over a man that was actually worth something and this case is no exception. Whichever one of these twats actually “wins” Michael, I hope they enjoy all 5’4” of his dumb ass self. Megan is totally punking us. She knows full well all about Sarah. It's written all over her smug “virgin” face whenever Michael calls her. She's a virgin like my dog knows how to wipe his own ass. And apparently no one never taught Megan to properly peel an apple. JFC hon, let me help you with that! 

Caitlyn hates drugs so bad, that she falls in love with a prison pen pal doing time for methamphetamine. Bitch has romanced Breaking Bad to a problematic degree. Honey, Matt ain't no Heisenberg! Matt declares “I'm a 12 time felon”. Fucking. Wow. Don't think I have ever heard anyone admit to that amount of jail time. Ever. Caitlyn and her mom look…. rode HARD. And that is putting it nicely. Matt, this is Caitlyn's future. There's no escaping those genetics. Caitlyn's Mom being late for a meal provokes a guttural reaction of dramatics. Caitlyn and Marcelino should exchange numbers purely on their love of punctuality. Caitlyn looks like she smells of stale cigarettes and a reocurring yeast infection. Bless her heart. 

Brittany done read ALL the self help books while in prison. Good on her! Oh and Brittany, lying by omission is still lying. Girlfriend’s eyes were GLOWING when she spoke of and saw Amanda. It's clear she and Captain Save A Ho have a “understanding” in their relationship. No judgement. But Brittany wants her cake and a side of pie too. Good luck hon, those relationships always work out. *sarcasm. 

Lizzie’s teeth look better than the other felons. Heroin must be easier on the chompers than meth. Go figure. Lizzie sounds like a mix of a 1980s Valley Girl, a Kardashian on helium and a chipmunk. Ol’ Lizzie totally threw Scott under the bus with the “you helped plant a monster inside me”. Dayum hon, you should know better. You were in prison. Snitches get stitches! Duh. Not defending Scott, but fuck that. It's supposed to ride or die for your man Lizzie, like he was you! But that manipulative c*** is making sure to call him out on national television, so she won't lose her victim status. It's funny though how she had no problem taking all that money at the time, and now all of a sudden she's gaining a “conscience” on cable television. Scott “enabled” her lawyer fees too, but I don't see her complaining about that. This is a master class in gaslighting of a level which I have never witnessed before. I took notes. Fuck both these assholes. Every one of these fuckers on the outside has a savior complex. It's fascinating to witness. WHY is this only an hour long? Such a shame. 

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[HorrrGoodnight]

Maybe bc Im drinking Tequila and half paying attention but I was waiting for Megan to make a damn apple pie. Who skins and chops apples just to eat? 

I tried to muster up some sympathy for Caitlyn but there were just too many tears to wade through.

Lizzie is super sickening with her blame game. The double fisting mixed drinks and ordering the whole seafood menu was priceless. 

37 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Wow.  Great plan to have Michael greet his daughter by creeping out from behind some bushes. Not “stranger danger” at all. *eye roll*

Exactly! She should have prepared that little girl with several talks before hand.

[Caseysgirl]

Even though the cliff hanger is that Clint may be left at the altar with neither his debit card nor his credit card,I don’t believe for a second that Tracie would give up her television career for that.

[Reality police]

1 minute ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

Maybe bc Im drinking Tequila and half paying attention but I was waiting for Megan to make a damn apple pie. Who skins and chops apples just to eat? 

I tried to muster up some sympathy for Caitlyn but there were just too many tears to wade through.

Lizzie is super sickening with her blame game. The double fisting mixed drinks and ordering the whole seafood menu was priceless. 

She said she hadn't seafood in ten years, then talked about getting shrimp from the kitchen and making shrimp fried rice. I realize it's not the same quality, but still. She states she is so honest.

[Kangatush]

Were I trying to not go back to prison, I wouldn't let my parole breaking (alcohol, hanging with other felons) be filmed for national tv.

Edited January 12, 2019 by Kangatush

[HorrrGoodnight]

Michael has a Pacific plan on how to tell the ladies about each other. Which is way better than an Atlantic plan. 

[Marsupial]

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Maybe bc Im drinking Tequila and half paying attention but I was waiting for Megan to make a damn apple pie. Who skins and chops apples just to eat? 

It makes as much as sense as anything else Weirdo Megan does...the girl is just all wrong. And I agree with whoever said that she's no virgin. Maybe she's a born-again "selective virgin" like Tracie.

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I'm hooked. This show can have ALL my money

God yes, you AND me! I want to take it out and marry it sight unseen!!! BUT I still demand longer episodes, and an update on Tony and Angela. 

[Cammi]

I missed the upcoming previews. My friend said she saw Angela and Tony! Can anyone else confirm? 

[Reality police]

3 minutes ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

Michael has a Pacific plan on how to tell the ladies about each other. Which is way better than an Atlantic plan. 

I thought I just miss heard him. Thank you.

[HorrrGoodnight]

This episode was borrrrrr ringgggg!!!!! 

[Marsupial]

The previews for the next episode were the best part.

[Kangatush]

Who do we contact to make the show two hours with the second hour just Michael explaining himself?  He's comedy gold!  I HAD to have sex with her or else reasons...  My wife doesn't understand (my desire to have my penis in other women)...  

[Marsupial]

Correction, I meant a "selective virgin" like Lizzie, not Tracie. I am having a hard time keeping my lady cons straight.

[Kangatush]

57 minutes ago, Cammi said:

And right out of the gate… Tracie gave us an eyeful of plum colored plump perfection in her lingerie. So. Fucking. Tacky. I love it. I'm hooked. This show can have ALL my money. Take it. Do these people have ZERO sense of shame? Was Clint waiting outside a strip club for his future bride? Anyone? Are they getting married at a warehouse? I have a feeling Tracie found a new trick. One with “connections” to the good shit. 

 

I was bored enough to look it up.  The venue is a dance hall and saloon.  http://www.westwindclub.com/index.htm

[Reality police]

1 minute ago, Kangatush said:

I was bored enough to look it up.  The venue is a dance hall and saloon.  http://www.westwindclub.com/index.htm

Didn't realize they were known for their weddings! 

We must have crashed their site, error window comes up.

[Kangatush]

30 minutes ago, Cammi said:

I missed the upcoming previews. My friend said she saw Angela and Tony! Can anyone else confirm? 

They were there, BUT it was a preview of the rest of the season, not specifically next week.

[Marsupial]

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I was bored enough to look it up.  The venue is a dance hall and saloon.  http://

Thank you, Kangatush! It looks like a cute neighborhood joint. Question, were they going to hold the ceremony there or just pop in for a prenuptial drink?

Caitlyn hates drugs and needs somebody she can depend on, so she picks a multiple felon and not-recovered drug addict.

Call me crazy, but I persist in liking Tracie. I think those two crazy kids can make it.

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[sempervivum]

Yeah, Michael's 'explanation' of why he had to be with Sarah right after leaving prison in order to keep access to his kid made zero sense. The poor little kid is so cute, but it bugged me that Michael used 'pretty girl' instead of her actual, you know, name.

And of course Sarah giggles that she didn't bother with contraception: what will be will be. 

1 hour ago, eatsleep said:

I'm very worried for Brittany's safety (& confused by her recklessness).

Turns out Brittany is a bit of a freak. (I still like her, though).

Matt actually behaved decently with Caitlyn, but she still thinks he's a 'flight risk'. She ain't wrong.

So this is Tracie's first marriage (how many kids did she have taken away?) and Clint's THIRD?

Edited January 12, 2019 by sempervivum

[cooksdelight]

Brittney, if you’re on a nationally televised show, and you say “Part of my parole is that I’m not to communicate with other ex-felons” and then you call an ex-felon .... you’re going back to jail. Do not pass go. And you sure as hell ain’t getting anywhere close to $200.

[Hannah94]

1 hour ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

Michael has a Pacific plan on how to tell the ladies about each other. Which is way better than an Atlantic plan. 

Lmao!!!

[Kangatush]

I'm thinking Angela and Tony only spent one day together, so there's not much footage to use.  The preview looked like the same scene of him eating steak that we've seen before.

[Reality police]

I think Clint's mom better cancel that credit card asap!

[Hannah94]

So is Brittany cheating on Marcellino now?

I wonder what Virgin Poser Meagan feels like watching her man screw his wife on national tv.

Caitlin looks horrible. In the talking head, she looks all polished and cute and then when she is with Matt, she looks like a strung out skank muffin.

I see Clint is still an idiot.

[Maharincess]

1 hour ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

Michael has a Pacific plan on how to tell the ladies about each other. Which is way better than an Atlantic plan. 

The way that whole group speaks makes me want to jam ice picks in my ears.  If I hear "I don't got" one more time I'll scream. 

[Hannah94]

Sweet baby Jesus, even closed captioning caught it!

[cooksdelight]

What was the other word Michael introduced us to .... “specificickality” or something like that.

[Marsupial]

I especially like the fact that he can't seem to remember his own daughter's name. OH, Michael.

Marcelino talking about how his apartment complex doesn't allow felons, that raises an issue some of these people have not given a lot of thought to, probably. It isn't that easy for former felons to find jobs and housing. It's unfair, yes, but it's also reality. I am thinking that the non-con person would have to have everything in their name. This show really highlights how brutally difficult we make it for people to reintegrate. I mean, you can almost understand these women and men wanting to find someone to latch onto who will provide housing, financial support and the rest. 

I am thinking about the two people I know personally who went to prison and were able to make successes of their lives. In both cases, they had family members who supported them initially with housing and financial help, and also gave them great emotional support. One of them was actually turned into the police by her own mother, who was my friend. She said it was the hardest thing she ever did in her life but that she had to do it even if her daughter never forgave her. Her daughter swore she would never speak to her again, but prison turned out to be a lifesaver. It turned her life around, and she forgave her mother, lived with her after she got out of prison and is now happily married with children. The other one somehow got through my former company's background check and had an enormously successful career there. He used his time in prison to go to school, learn skills, become involved in religion and other things that he credits with turning it around. So I know it can be done, but I don't think it can be done alone.

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[Hannah94]

1 hour ago, cooksdelight said:

What was the other word Michael introduced us to .... “specificickality” or something like that.

I think I heard him say "hurtfulest" (instead of "most hurtful").

[cooksdelight]

Yes, hurtfulest, thank you!

I wish they could have put a live photo box in the corner during Scott and Lizzie’s dinner with his ladyfriend from CA reacting to all the crap Lizzie was spewing. Yeah, it’s all Scott’s fault she’s an addict. It’s all Scott’s fault for sending her money and keeping her addicted. I wanted to bitchslap that piece of crap.

If Scott doesn’t get a decent haircut soon, so that it doesn’t look like a wayward badger has taken up residence on his head, I may bitchslap him also.

[Hannah94]

53 minutes ago, cooksdelight said:

Yes, hurtfulest, thank you!

I wish they could have put a live photo box in the corner during Scott and Lizzie’s dinner with his ladyfriend from CA reacting to all the crap Lizzie was spewing. Yeah, it’s all Scott’s fault she’s an addict. It’s all Scott’s fault for sending her money and keeping her addicted. I wanted to bitchslap that piece of crap.

If Scott doesn’t get a decent haircut soon, so that it doesn’t look like a wayward badger has taken up residence on his head, I may bitchslap him also.

Every episode of this dumpster fire, I hate Lizzie more and more. She is a vile human being.

[Kangatush]

4 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

Every episode of this dumpster fire, I hate Lizzie more and more. She is a vile human being.

True, BUT she at least was honest when he asked if he hadn't sent the money, would she have been gone and she said yes.  Girl doesn't seem to understand that shrimp is seafood and that Wisconsin isn't know for it's oysters, but she is telling the hard truths.

6 hours ago, Marsupial said:

I especially like the fact that he can't seem to remember his own daughter's name. OH, Michael.

He just has the player trick of using nicknames for all your women so you don't accidentally call someone by the wrong name down cold.  

[Hannah94]

11 minutes ago, Kangatush said:

True, BUT she at least was honest when he asked if he hadn't sent the money, would she have been gone and she said yes.  Girl doesn't seem to understand that shrimp is seafood and that Wisconsin isn't know for it's oysters, but she is telling the hard truths.

 

To quote her "I am/was (?) a drug addict, alcoholic, stripper, hooker BUT I am not a thief".  Um, you are conning people out of money by pretending to have feelings for them....I'd say that's a form of theft. Lol at the shrimp comment; I caught that too. "I haven't had seafood in 10 years" then moments later "I gave meth to the prison staff in exchange for shrimp". What the actual what. 

[cooksdelight]

Lizzie isn’t a good con artist, she can’t keep her stories straight and she’s way too honest about stuff. She’s lucky she found a dumb cluck like Scott Bugs Bunny.

[Drogo]

"I don't want to sleep with this woman but unfortunately it's part of The Mission... hey I hope she's ovulating! Oo-ee!"  Michael, stop. Just stop everything.  You are a walking accident. 

Lizzie advises Scott to stop giving her everything she asks for, 3 minutes after she orders enough entrees for 7 people.  K.

I think I hate Scott the most, but it's a close race. 

[Hannah94]

5 minutes ago, Drogo said:

"I don't want to sleep with this woman but unfortunately it's part of The Mission... hey I hope she's ovulating! Oo-ee!"  Michael, stop. Just stop everything.  You are a walking accident. 

Lizzie advises Scott to stop giving her everything she asks for, 3 minutes after she orders enough entrees for 7 people.  K.

I think I hate Scott the most, but it's a close race. 

I feel an equal amount of hate and loathing for Lizzie and Scott. But I am leaning toward hating her more because she will never get a job or do anything for herself. At least dumb ass Scott HAD a job. I did read articles from other sites that he hasn't worked in two years. Who the fuck orders everything on the menu, regardless of the fact that they were in prison or not? She makes me puke. And he is just sad af. I feel bad for him because he is so lonely and so pathetic, THIS is what he chose to be his shining star. 

[Drogo]

My issue with Scott is his disregard for his son.  He had a good amount of money set aside for his retirement and/or his son's future.. and pissed it away on drugs when he's not even taking drugs.  Now not only is Adam on his own for doing and buying a house/etc., he's going to end up talking care of Scott financially when he's too decrepit to work.  Selfish as fuck to leave your kids on their own when you had the potential not to. 

Look at this beautiful child with two idiot parents. 

[SevenCostanza]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

My issue with Scott is his disregard for his son.  He had a good amount of money set aside for his retirement and/or his son's future.. and pissed it away on drugs when he's not even taking drugs.  Now not only is Adam on his own for doing and buying a house/etc., he's going to end up talking care of Scott financially when he's too decrepit to work.  Selfish as fuck to leave your kids on their own when you had the potential not to. 

Look at this beautiful child with two idiot parents. 

She's so cute.  I felt nervous when he was ignoring her while he was on the phone with Meghan.   I always feel bad for the kids, they didn't sign up for this, they're just along for the unpleasant ride.

[Hannah94]

8 minutes ago, Drogo said:

My issue with Scott is his disregard for his son.  He had a good amount of money set aside for his retirement and/or his son's future.. and pissed it away on drugs when he's not even taking drugs.  Now not only is Adam on his own for doing and buying a house/etc., he's going to end up talking care of Scott financially when he's too decrepit to work.  Selfish as fuck to leave your kids on their own when you had the potential not to. 

Look at this beautiful child with two idiot parents. 

Exactly. Poor guy (Scott's son, that is). He seemed so reluctant to be on camera, I felt like he was coerced into it. He always held a look of total embarrassment. 

And that precious baby that is stuck with two pieces of shit for parents....and then virgin Meagan (who is she fooling? Ain't no virgin gonna hit up a convict in prison for a kosher relationship) entering the picture (possibly dumber than both of the bio parents). I am hoping that little girl has grandparents/aunts/uncles that swoop in and remove her from that fucked up situation. 

Edited January 12, 2019 by Hannah94

[Cammi]

9 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

Sweet baby Jesus, even closed captioning caught it!

This production team is shady as hell! Slinging shade left and right all season on these poor fools. 

[Azanscrazyhair]

19 minutes ago, SevenCostanza said:

She's so cute.  I felt nervous when he was ignoring her while he was on the phone with Meghan.   I always feel bad for the kids, they didn't sign up for this, they're just along for the unpleasant ride.

Me too.  I was screaming don't take your eyes off your daughter!  

And I agree with everyone about "pretty girl". That was making me stabby.

[Kangatush]

34 minutes ago, SevenCostanza said:

She's so cute.  I felt nervous when he was ignoring her while he was on the phone with Meghan.   I always feel bad for the kids, they didn't sign up for this, they're just along for the unpleasant ride.

I've been reading way too much true crime lately.  When they showed her in the weeds, in my head I was all, "and they never saw her alive again."

And just to differentiate this garbage fire from my other garbage fire love, 90 Day Fiance, at least here there is only one minor child, and it's her bio dad who's the creep, not some international rando her mom fell in love with.

[jumper sage]

12 hours ago, Cammi said:

Lizzie’s teeth look better than the other felons. Heroin must be easier on the chompers than meth.

Her teeth look better than some of the people dating the felons.  Good to know that if one wanted to get into drugs:  heroin over meth.  Got it!

49 minutes ago, Drogo said:

My issue with Scott is his disregard for his son.  He had a good amount of money set aside for his retirement and/or his son's future.. and pissed it away on drugs when he's not even taking drugs.

How true is that?  Most people who don't do drugs won't have anything to do with someone who does.