Cobalt Stargazer February 26, 2015 Share February 26, 2015 (edited) And of course, Jane Fonda proudly exclaiming: "I smoke pot!" And she's into M&M's. I actually watched 9 to 5 due to being snowed in, and I love the hospital worker who finds the body the ladies took back to the hospital after they realized it wasn't Mr. Hart. "Hey, Vera, we got another stiff in the john....." She only has that one line, but the "Oh shit, not again..." way she delivers it makes me die laughing. Edited February 27, 2015 by Cobalt Stargazer 2 Link to comment
cpcathy February 26, 2015 Share February 26, 2015 Lily Tomlin is just so great in that movie, everything she does cracks me up. Link to comment
BatmanBeatles February 26, 2015 Share February 26, 2015 I loved when she tells the candystriper to piss off. Link to comment
PrincessEnnui February 28, 2015 Share February 28, 2015 Sadly, I have more in common with Billy Madison than I would like to admit. Can't stop laughing though. *looks away ashamed* 4 Link to comment
Spartan Girl March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 How about the train scene in Trading Places when Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd, Denholm Ellliott, and Jamie Lee Curtis all wear those kooky disguises to trick Clarence Beeks? That whole sequence was just so hilarious, even though the blackface part was wrong on many levels. 2 Link to comment
Jediknight March 21, 2015 Share March 21, 2015 A couple from Legally Blonde Emmett: Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date? Enrique: Yes. Emmett: Where? Enrique: A restaurant in Concord, where no one could recognize us. Emmett: How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham? Enrique: Three months. Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is... Enrique: Chuck. Emmett: Right. Enrique Pardon me, pardon me. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend. Chuck (who's in the courtroom): YOU BITCH! Callahan: Do you think she just woke up one morning and said "I think I'll go to law school today"? 3 Link to comment
PrincessEnnui March 22, 2015 Share March 22, 2015 My favorite line from LB is, "Don't tap your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey." Followed by Elle's quiet and indignant, "These shoes aren't last season." And, "Oh, Elle... My snap was all over the place." And, "Oh my God, the bend and snap! Works every time." Ah, the little things. 2 Link to comment
Bort March 22, 2015 Share March 22, 2015 I loved every word out of Ali Larter's mouth in Legally Blonde. I thought she stole the movie. Callahan: He was 34 years older than you. That doesn't look so good to a jury. Brooke: Then show them a picture of his dick. That might clear a few things up. Brooke: I was getting... [whispers] liposuction. Elle: What? Brooke: [whispers a little louder] Liposuction. Elle: What? Brooke: LIPOSUCTION! Elle: [gasps] NO! Brooke: Yes! I know I'm a fraud, but its not like normal women could have this ass! Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong. Elle: Never! Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter. 5 Link to comment
Princess Sparkle March 23, 2015 Share March 23, 2015 There are SO many good lines in Legally Blonde. I've always been partial to: "Because isn't the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate?" "Oh, I like your costume too! But when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated." "Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.""Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls." "My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.""You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final." " Yeah... Luckily!" 2 Link to comment
Vixenstud March 27, 2015 Share March 27, 2015 Saw Sex Tape last night for the first time...Jesus, this movie had me kee-keeing. As part of a couple (winks coyly at Mr. Stud), I related to Annie and Jay in terms of sex....from fucking like rabbits to actually making a date to when you will make love next, Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel had me howling. 2 Link to comment
spaceytraci1208 March 28, 2015 Share March 28, 2015 Some of my favorite funny moments result from an actor's delivery of a line that on paper, isn't particularly funny. From My Big Fat Greek Wedding "What do you mean he don't eat no meat?!" From Waiting to Exhale "You raggedy bitch!" From Half Baked "Yes, Cuban B!" 1 Link to comment
Bort March 29, 2015 Share March 29, 2015 This is an oldie from the 1978 movie Foul Play. It's two old ladies playing Scrabble but they're using cuss words, it cracks me up every time. 4 Link to comment
Bastet March 29, 2015 Share March 29, 2015 I've been in love with Foul Play since it came out, and since I was a kid then, the naughty old ladies were one of my favorite parts. As a side note, because I watched Foul Play so much more often than Saturday Night Fever, I tend to associate Stayin' Alive more with the former; to this day, when I hear it, I am liable to get my Gloria on and exclaim, "Stanley!" 3 Link to comment
Bort March 29, 2015 Share March 29, 2015 I've been in love with Foul Play since it came out, and since I was a kid then, the naughty old ladies were one of my favorite parts. As a side note, because I watched Foul Play so much more often than Saturday Night Fever, I tend to associate Stayin' Alive more with the former; to this day, when I hear it, I am liable to get my Gloria on and exclaim, "Stanley!" Same here. I also associate Stayin' Alive with Airplane. On that same vein, Barry Manilow's Ready to Take a Chance Again makes me want to drive up the Pacific Coast Highway to San Francisco a la Foul Play's opening title sequence. 2 Link to comment
Spartan Girl April 1, 2015 Share April 1, 2015 As a side note, because I watched Foul Play so much more often than Saturday Night Fever, I tend to associate Stayin' Alive more with the former; to this day, when I hear it, I am liable to get my Gloria on and exclaim, "Stanley!" Oh Dudley Moore, you are sorely missed. 3 Link to comment
pinklemonade April 2, 2015 Share April 2, 2015 From My Big Fat Greek Wedding "What do you mean he don't eat no meat?!" That's okay. I make lamb. I love that movie so much. 3 Link to comment
cpcathy April 3, 2015 Share April 3, 2015 My Big Fat Greek Wedding is full of sweet, funny moments. Andrea Martin really kills it, though. I love the Bundt cake with the flower in the middle. 2 Link to comment
Spartan Girl April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 How about Tommy Boy? So many hilarious moments to pick from, but I'll narrow them down to three: Richard and Tommy blubbering and singing along to the Carpenters. When Richard goes to Tommy's room to tell them they made their sale quota and Tommy drops his blanket so that he's standing in his little bitty underwear "Oh Richard I'm so happy hold me...DON"T WALK AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS!" (Even more hilarious was the outtake on the DVD where Chris Farley wasn't wearing underwear. LMAO!) And of course when Richard's hidden toupee gets blown off his head. 3 Link to comment
dusang April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 My Big Fat Greek Wedding is full of sweet, funny moments. Andrea Martin really kills it, though. I love the Bundt cake with the flower in the middle. I was the token WASP in an otherwise predominantly "multicultural" school -- I was the odd one out for NOT going to Greek or Italian classes. My family laughed our heads off at the bundt cake scene. Although, we would never have been so clueless going to a Greek family event!! 1 Link to comment
spaceytraci1208 April 8, 2015 Share April 8, 2015 How about Tommy Boy? So many hilarious moments to pick from, but I'll narrow them down to three: Richard and Tommy blubbering and singing along to the Carpenters. When Richard goes to Tommy's room to tell them they made their sale quota and Tommy drops his blanket so that he's standing in his little bitty underwear "Oh Richard I'm so happy hold me...DON"T WALK AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS!" (Even more hilarious was the outtake on the DVD where Chris Farley wasn't wearing underwear. LMAO!) And of course when Richard's hidden toupee gets blown off his head. I'm always a sucker for "Fat guy in a little coat"..it's fun to just sing at random sometimes lol 6 Link to comment
Bort April 8, 2015 Share April 8, 2015 Rob Lowe's shirt suddenly getting ripped off by the vacuum tube contraption kills me every time. Link to comment
redlaces April 8, 2015 Share April 8, 2015 In regards to Tommy Boy my favorite moment is the diner scene with the dinner roll. I love the waitress in that scene. 5 Link to comment
Princess Sparkle April 8, 2015 Share April 8, 2015 It's almost embarrassing how often I will quote the entire "butcher's ass" sequence: Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?Customer: What? I'm failing to make the connection here.Tommy: No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull. I also love the part where Tommy is doing the entire bit about the car crash with the customer's model car. 1 Link to comment
Spartan Girl April 8, 2015 Share April 8, 2015 I'm always a sucker for "Fat guy in a little coat"..it's fun to just sing at random sometimes lol I read that the "Fat guy in a little coat" was something Chris Farley used to do with David Spade while they were working in their joint office in SNL. And yes, it's still funny, as well as his "Jojo the idiot circus boy and his pretty little pet" rant. I also get a big laugh out of the two of them getting out of a speeding ticket by pretending that they were being attacked by killer bees. Link to comment
Ms Blue Jay April 10, 2015 Share April 10, 2015 Everyone who has posted in this topic - I love your taste! Great choices, all. Link to comment
Spartan Girl April 23, 2015 Share April 23, 2015 The moment in Ace Ventura when he realizes Einhorn is a man never fails to make me laugh til I hurt. 1 Link to comment
Craphole Island April 29, 2015 Share April 29, 2015 Everything in Tommy Boy is amazing. I took a TV/film class in college and on the first day our professor asked everybody to name their favorite movie. Everybody was naming like Oscar-caliber movies like The Godfather, etc. And it comes to me, and I'm just like "Tommy Boy" and suddenly everyone is kind of like "Oh well, yeah same but I wasn't sure that was appropriate". Tommy Boy is always appropriate IMO. So many great moments, but one that hasn't been mentioned that I loved isn't even Chris Farley or David Spade, but Tommy's girlfriend: "Hey lady, there's a beached whale on your boat! FREE WILLYYYYY!" "I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep and I swear to GOD your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!" heh. Also, this exchange from Clueless has to be mentioned: "My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose" "Well there goes your social life" 3 Link to comment
Spartan Girl May 11, 2015 Share May 11, 2015 (edited) 22 Jump Street: Jenko's reaction to Schmit sleeping with the Captain's daughter. Channing Tatum running, laughing, screaming hysterically, high-fiving the others, and taunting "Schmidt fucked the Captain's daughter!" made the whole movie. Edited May 11, 2015 by Spartan Girl 4 Link to comment
cpcathy May 11, 2015 Share May 11, 2015 That whole movie is a howl-fest, but I laughed SO hard at the end credits sequence featuring the would-be sequels. 3 Link to comment
Princess Sparkle May 19, 2015 Share May 19, 2015 I haven't seen the sequel yet, but there were parts of 21 Jump Street that made me laugh so hard that I cried. The entire part where they first go back to high school is hysterical to me, especially when Jenko punches that one kid. "I didn't punch him because he was gay, I punched him and then he turned out to be gay." "I was gay when you punched me!" "So really, it would've been a hate crime NOT to punch you" And then the entire scene after they take HFS and are trying to throw it up. Good lord, that movie was a pleasant surprise. 3 Link to comment
Spartan Girl May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 Two moments from The Lion King that I still find hilarious to this day: Timon's "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?!" and the dance that follows And: "They CALL me MISTER PIG!!" 2 Link to comment
Princess Sparkle May 22, 2015 Share May 22, 2015 Two moments from The Lion King that I still find hilarious to this day: Timon's "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?!" and the dance that follows And: "They CALL me MISTER PIG!!" Apparently, that was an improvised line by Nathan Lane. I love that they then incorporated the dance into the movie. 2 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer May 23, 2015 Share May 23, 2015 I've been in love with Foul Play since it came out, and since I was a kid then, the naughty old ladies were one of my favorite parts. I just finished watching Foul Play after seeing it discussed in this thread, and I was crying with laughter while watching Burgess Meredith kung-fu fighting with Rachel Roberts, especially when he ended up throwing her into the piano and slamming the lid shut. "She was one tough mama!" 2 Link to comment
Spartan Girl May 26, 2015 Share May 26, 2015 (edited) Toy Story 3. Two words: Spanish Buzz. I could see that movie a million times and still laugh at him dancing around Jessie til it hurts. Edited May 26, 2015 by Spartan Girl 4 Link to comment
Rick Kitchen June 9, 2015 Share June 9, 2015 The scene in Spy where Melissa McCarthy hops onto the motor scooter and it just ... falls over. I laughed the most, I think, in that scene, and I laughed basically through the whole movie. Also when the bats invade the basement and the analyst puts a blanket over McCarthy's head while she's trying to deal with Jude Law in the field. 4 Link to comment
Crs97 June 16, 2015 Share June 16, 2015 This isn't a completely hysterical ROTFL scene, but in Return to Me I always laugh at the gentleman who keeps telling everyone he made the large, anonymous donation to the zoo. He is played by John Cusack's father and is adorable. When he stops one employee and tells him he made a large donation and the employee responds in all sweetness, "Oh, you mean the anonymous one?" I always chuckle. 1 Link to comment
turbogirlnyc July 2, 2015 Share July 2, 2015 (edited) In Gladiator, when Joaquin Phoenix is watching the first match in the Colosseum, his gestures and faces are priceless. He does this little crazy woo-ooh with hand gestures while the good guys are beating the crap out of the champions, sticks his tongue out, etc. I know he's the villain but I laugh my ass off during that battle because of his reactions. Gladiator is on Netflix and although I can't figure out the point of the movie, it's one of my favorites. Edited July 2, 2015 by turbogirlnyc 1 Link to comment
Princess Sparkle July 2, 2015 Share July 2, 2015 It's such a dry part, but I also love when Joaquin Phoenix says "My history is a little hazy Cassius...but don't the Barbarians lose the battle of Carthage?" 1 Link to comment
BatmanBeatles August 3, 2015 Share August 3, 2015 The "Puttin' On The Ritz" scene in Young Frankenstein. 10 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer August 11, 2015 Share August 11, 2015 So, Collateral is very clearly not a comedy, and yet there's one moment that just made me burst out laughing. Near the end, when Jamie Foxx and Jada Pinkett get on the subway, half-crawling into the car because Tom Cruise is right on their heels, they're obviously dodging for their lives. And yet when they move to sit down, the camera shot includes this other passenger holding a book, and the other passenger never looks up. Gotta love New York. Link to comment
cpcathy August 11, 2015 Share August 11, 2015 Speaking of Young Frankenstein, the scene with Gene Hackman as the blind man. 2 Link to comment
Schweedie August 28, 2015 Share August 28, 2015 Some of my favourite hilarious moments are unexpected, sort of low-key ones. Like in Inside Out, when they're in Imagination Land and Trophy Town where "everyone's a winner!" - Bing Bong scores a goal, wins 'first prize' and gets a bunch of trophies, and so does Joy without even doing anything, and then you see Sadness with just a little ribbon and she sighs, "Aw, participation award." I don't know what that was so funny to me, but it just made me literally cackle. 2 Link to comment
Spartan Girl August 31, 2015 Share August 31, 2015 Everything Max the horse does in Tangled. That horse always cracks me up. 3 Link to comment
meep.meep September 11, 2015 Share September 11, 2015 In The Producers, the shot of the audience once the opening number (Springtime for Hitler) finishes. There's dead silence and every one of them has their jaw dropped. 3 Link to comment
Bruinsfan September 20, 2015 Share September 20, 2015 The chase scene at the end of Foul Play is my absolute favorite chase scene in a movie. 2 Link to comment
Bastet September 21, 2015 Share September 21, 2015 (edited) I don't much care for the rest of the film, but the first and last parts of the scene in Bruce Almighty where Bruce uses his powers to cause Steve Carell's obnoxious anchor character to make a total ass of himself on the air make me laugh until my stomach aches. Edited September 22, 2015 by Bastet 4 Link to comment
ribboninthesky1 September 22, 2015 Share September 22, 2015 Bwah! Thank you for the reminder. I've not seen the movie in years, but Carrey and Carell were brilliant in those scenes. 1 Link to comment
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