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Confession: In my head I always say Mama June from Hot to Not, then I think she wasn't hot then, she's not hot now.  Nothing will ever make someone with her personality hot. 
 

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So, all the damn commercials for the new season are disgusting.  Who in hell is encouraging that child to act like a slovenly pig?   What chance will she ever have in life learning that that behavior is cute?  Surprised they haven't pierced her nose and started her chest tattoo.  

You go girl!  "Trailer Trash" is definitely a valid career choice.

Guess we're witnessing the evolution of yet another entitled, constantly breeding, gubmint teat sucking Sainted Single Mother.

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I assume the 'big surprise' is that June will be taking her exercise/weight loss classes with Jennifer (?), Sugar Bear's wife? Lord knows she could use it.

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I’ve never actually watched this show in its entirety, but the commercials alone are enough to make me think I can’t even muster up the energy to “ hate watch”  this show.  There are no redeeming qualities to any of these people and I can’t imagine why they’ve had several seasons and Boo Boo was on DWTS.   

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You would think HBB's family would want to help her get in better shape for the dance competition, it's obvious that in her physical condition she is not going to do well. But go ahead and buy her another 2 liter of Mountain Dew, who cares if she looks like a fool as long as you are getting a check. That poor baby of Pumkin's, people yelling at each other while holding her and the mess and junk food... trash breeding more trash. Yes I called them trash, but they don't have to be, look at the nice house they are living in and the opportunities they are given. But seems like at the end of the day they would just rather be gross slobs.

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OK, I admit it- I laughed non-stop during the 15 minute preview last night. The bowling, with Pumpkin feeding pizza to the year old (or less?) baby! June, with her assymetrical eyes, and dangling fake eyelashes! The 'celebration' party with the pig head on the table, and June giving Geno the marriage ultimatum in the midst of the chaos!

Not sure I'll be able to take a whole hour, and I'll never admit it in public, but Imma watch.

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11 hours ago, sempervivum said:

Not sure I'll be able to take a whole hour, and I'll never admit it in public, but Imma watch.

HA! Even though I get disgusted with them (as seen in my post above) I will be watching too. This is the only show my daughter watches with me, she is a little bit older than HBB and she wonders if Alana acts like that at school. I hope not, I think HBB can be obnoxious in real life but they have her ramp it up to 10 for the show. Do I tell others I watch? Nope.

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Wow! Geno assumes he’s going to LA with them.  Doesn’t he have a job?  Or is it mooching off of June’s ugly, desperate ass.  I see she’s doing another lingerie shoot to show Jennifer she’s the sexiest of the two.   GAG!!!!!!!!!!  When will the gravy train stop for this family of white trash, the 30 year old teen moms, the sister wives and there scraggly haired shister of a husband, and the Lardassians?  I’m so sick of these no talent narcissists making hundreds of thousands of dollars for doing NOTHING!!!!!!!!!! 

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Oh, I forgot to mention the couples having litters of children to get a reality show and know they’re set for life. They are not special, anyone who uses fertility drugs then insists on leaving 30 eggs in the incubator to hatch ( Outdaughtered, I’m referring specifically to you ) The husband quit his job so he can capitalize on taking pictures for social media and pathetic product placement throughout the show.🙄🙄🙄

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On 3/2/2019 at 1:06 PM, sempervivum said:

Not sure I'll be able to take a whole hour, and I'll never admit it in public, but Imma watch.

Imma watch too!

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WHOA , I didn't know they got arrested. I guess nothing should surprise me about these people.

I just watched some of the new episode and who are they kidding that Alana could be starring in movies?  She seemed to have problems on DWTS Juniors and didn't do that well, but they seem to be glossing over that.

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Felony possession, and paraphernalia certainly sounds like more than just a little pot or something.     Alabama doesn't play around with people who think they can break the laws.    It's not the boyfriend's first time around either, and it resulted from a domestic violence call first.   

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Did anyone see that goiter looking lump on Gino's neck in the previews? I don't know if it's a goiter or if there needs to be a crossover intervention will Dr. Pimple Popper.

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1 hour ago, druzy said:

Did anyone see that goiter looking lump on Gino's neck in the previews? I don't know if it's a goiter or if there needs to be a crossover intervention will Dr. Pimple Popper.

That big lump has been there for the past couple of years.  I think there may be another smaller one on top of his head that shows through his hair but it’s hard to tell - might just be a weird bald spot. 

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Well, following the news yesterday of June and Geno's drug and violence-related arrests, I'm wondering if the new season will even air. At the very least, I doubt there will be a season 4. I'll miss the show.

I have a feeling the drugs were all Geno's.

On 3/3/2019 at 3:13 PM, Prisonnurse said:

Wow! Geno assumes he’s going to LA with them.  Doesn’t he have a job?  

He has a home renovations business. Which is great if his clients are able to stay home and watch him work since theft and burglary are two of the previous convictions on his criminal record.

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Are they cysts or lipomas?  I'm betting on lipomas.  I'd rather see Dr PP treat Geno's lumps than watch this shitty show.  Yet here I am...

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10 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Felony possession, and paraphernalia certainly sounds like more than just a little pot or something.   

Crack. These two low-life pieces of shit had crack. Because, of course they did. 

7 hours ago, newyawk said:

Well, following the news yesterday of June and Geno's drug and violence-related arrests, I'm wondering if the new season will even air

Considering WeTV gave this pig a show despite the fact she was dating the man who went to prison for raping her daughter, I'm pretty sure that that being arrested for crack possession is pretty much not a big deal for them. 

ETA: When I opened the TMZ link, I thought for sure the pic of June in the squad car (or truck in this case) was a joke because it looked ridiculous. It wasn't. 

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Waiting for the facts to come out. 

Whatever else, it is good TV watching. 

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Oh, my. I was going to comment (before seeing the latest news) that 'talent manager' Gina was the scariest thing about this show, but...

Poor Alana. I guess she thought she'd ride the 'body positivity' movement to an acting role of some sort. It was sad to see her stressing about her future riding on how well she did on the dancing show. 

Do Pumpkin and whatever his name is have their own house? I don't remember noticing those red walls in June's place.  Their baby seems like such a happy little thing- good luck, kid.

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Mama June Breaks Down Drug Arrest in Leaked Audio. Conversation between Mama June and the tow truck driver after she was released -- she was trying to get her car out of impound.

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I tried to listen to that, but couldn't understand anything but the swearing. No idea what she was saying, but even without that, I am absolutely positive of one thing: that she's a moron.

Even if they would have released the car, who was going to drive, since she's legally blind?

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Since she's legally blind, how is she going to get the car out of impound?       It requires a license driver to do that, and someone who is legally allowed to get the car back, because they own it or have a notarized statement from the owner.  

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58 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Since she's legally blind, how is she going to get the car out of impound?       It requires a license driver to do that, and someone who is legally allowed to get the car back, because they own it or have a notarized statement from the owner.  

She probably DOESN'T have a license, which is why she can't get the car. The impound employee told her multiple times he needed to see a license, and she gave every "GD" (her favorite word, apparently) excuse in the book. She  was trying desperately (as desperate as a crackhead can be) to get him to release the car to her. He even asked if the cops "found anything" when they searched the car and she said, "No". 

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57 minutes ago, Catgyrl said:

She probably DOESN'T have a license, which is why she can't get the car.

Exactly. Since I'm not fluent in crackmouth, I may have misheard, but it sounded like her telling the man that neither she NOR Gino have licenses to produce because they just so happened to "go missing" the day before. The guy then asks her if she's trying to tell him they were stolen and she said 'no.'  

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I listened to that clip twice, and couldn't figure out anything on it.       I love that June thought that the man at the tow yard would release the car to a woman who can't see, has no license, and therefore, can't be the legal owner.     Just when you think this show can't get lower than her past dates, you get this kerfuffle.   

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25 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Exactly. Since I'm not fluent in crackmouth, I may have misheard, but it sounded like her telling the man that neither she NOR Gino have licenses to produce because they just so happened to "go missing" the day before. The guy then asks her if she's trying to tell him they were stolen and she said 'no.'  

LOL!! Yep, that's about what I understood, too. Between her crackmouth (love that!), and his super-thick accent, I could barely discern anything that was said. I guess Sugar Bear and his gross wife may have to take in Alanna now. 

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1 hour ago, AntManBee said:

The cross over potential for Love After Lockup greatly excites me.  That fact should, probably, concern me.

I’d watch the crap out of that though

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Apparently I'm fluent in both carckmouth and Alabama because I, sadly, understood every word and goddamn, I've never heard anybody say goddamn  as much as Mama June.  And I would like to point out, goddamn is normally not a part of my vocabulary.  She didn't even use it correctly!

I was surprised and so excited that this started again last night, and boy, I wasn't disappointed.  June is the most obnoxious, disgusting, low-class woman I've ever seen.  I know they come worse, but this one just rankles me to no end.

Still, I sit glued to the TV and run to the bathroom during commercials.

I watched Alana on DWTS and thought she made a fool of herself.  Yes, I know she's a child and I'm making fun of her and I don't care.  She can't dance worth a crap and just does the same moves she's been doing since her Boo Boo days, which are really dance moves at all but is more like floundering or seizing or something uncontrollable.  For her to think she could actually dance and be cast in a movie is ridiculous.  Gina is absolutely blowing rainbows and glitter up Alana's and June's asses.  No, I don't feel sad or sorry for her at all.  She needs a major reality check.

All that said, I like Pumpkin a lot, and I actually like Josh too.  Baby Ella is precious and I wish her the best of luck because she's going to need it.  I'd like to see her parents could move the family to a different state and get far away from June, just like Anna and Lauren did.

Gino, you're scum too, but I laughed like a cow when he got down on one knee and gave her a promise ring.  HAHAHAHAHA  She's 39 years old!  A promise ring!  June keeps saying to him, "Just tell me what you want."  He's told you a dozen times that he wants to stay single!  Take a hint!

Oh, I get riled up by this show and it's low-life cast of characters.

Also, I think Jennifer is wearing baggy clothes because they don't want us to see, yet, how skinny she is.  Sugar Bear makes me want to vomit.  I keep imagining his breath.  I don't know why.

I hate these people but I guarantee, I'll be back next Friday.

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2 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

 I love that June thought that the man at the tow yard would release the car to a woman who can't see, has no license, and therefore, can't be the legal owner.

Well, I think you can own a car without having a drivers license, can't you? I assume it's actually Geno's car, so there's no reason why the impound guy would release it to her, though.

18 minutes ago, slasherboy said:

Also, I think Jennifer is wearing baggy clothes because they don't want us to see, yet, how skinny she is. 

Her face looks completely different, though. Pretty sure she's missing 2 or 3 chins.

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But even if she owned the car, she still doesn't have a license, and I wouldn't be surprised that there isn't insurance either.    To register my car, I have to have proof of insurance, and a driver's license number that's valid to have title and registration, so she still wasn't getting the car.  

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22 minutes ago, sempervivum said:

Well, I think you can own a car without having a drivers license, can't you? I assume it's actually Geno's car, so there's no reason why the impound guy would release it to her, though.

In Tennessee you can own a car without a driver's license, but you can't get insurance without one.

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Gino was so drunk when he gave June the promise ring.  June really picks the best men.  He's the best drunken crackhead she could find!  

The tape of June trying to get the car back - no words.  That is her sober.  

Never watched DWTS juniors.  Alanna looks huge.  Her partner is quite talented.  I feel sorry that he got saddled with her.

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Alanna should really go live with June's sister, who I think is the best equipped to raise her. 

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7 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Never watched DWTS juniors.  Alanna looks huge

I was embarrassed for her because she was so much bigger than the other dancers her age. I hope it's just a fake storyline because if that agent was seriously telling Alanna that she could star in movies that is cruel to do to a kid. What may have been cute when she was 6 is not cute when she is 13, there isn't much of an audience for her any more.

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How is Jessica "Chubbs" doing? I thought I heard she graduated from college? Wasn't she in a nursing program? I hope that she can have some positive influence on Alana right now. I know Jessica is trying to lead her own life, but maybe have Alana at least come for a few weekends and show her that school and hard work pay off. Mama June takes any hustle to make a buck and Alana is not going to make it as an actress or product pitch person. June is always saying Alana does great in school but on the show she told her partner she did not know basic math. Hopefully someone can make sure she is at least on track to finsh high school. Pumpkin is sweet but she and her husband (isn't he like 24?), are staying with her mom still and do not appear to be bettering themselves like going some program or school. Did Pumpkin finish high school?  I don;t think Sugar bear is much better then June, his wife's ex is some sort of bad criminal too. Alana does not have many great choices in her life as role models right now.

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June and Gene at casino after arrest

Dude gets picked up for domestic and they’re still together, given she doesn’t mind hooking up with the pedo who screwed her daughter I’m not suprised. This should be the point the show is cancelled but I doubt that’ll happen.

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The TMZ story about the arrest is chilling.     If it's true it says that June had the pipe in her jogging suit pocket, so she's going to get major charges, and she's not weaseling out of this one.     When you're a trashy reality celebrity, you don't get a pass in this state.     I'm assuming June, and her love muffin were on bail, so the restrictions should be pretty limiting to her movements.  

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9 hours ago, silverspoons said:

How is Jessica "Chubbs" doing?

I saw her in the audience watching HBB on DWTS Juniors and Jessica was huge.

2 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I'm assuming June, and her love muffin were on bail, so the restrictions should be pretty limiting to her movements.

The next TMZ story showed them at a casino at 3 AM. 

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I'd put money on Boo Boo getting knocked up within a year.    The first boy, or man, she's with, will tell her to spread 'em and she will.  Worthless people.

It WON'T be Tristan.

I hope both June and Geno go to jail because of this incident.  Alanna needs to live with her Aunt Doe Doe.  She seems to be the best of the bunch.

Whatever happened to Uncle Poodle?  I liked him.

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