Aerobicidal July 12, 2019 Share July 12, 2019 Two people are going home! That’s (season) ten divided by five, or (season) ten minus eight, or (season) ten plus a stunning negative eight. Amazing. When Septic Grandma Burger was like, “Bring it,” I think he meant that he wanted someone to bring a mashup of “Boot Scootin’ Boogie” and “Shooter” by The Rednex on maxi cassette single so he could bust out his best overall funk moves. Apparently Nick’s major at (season ten of) Harvard is How to Gesture Like the Sign Language Interpreter at Nelson Mandela’s Funeral. Gordon is trying to outdo him. It’s like a gestural pissing match and it’s stunning. I don’t recognize Michael but his thumb condom makes me feel (season) ten things I don’t know if I’m comfortable with. “I did grab buns.” You’re saying that on national television in THIS climate?!?!?!?!? Why are they not just saying (season ten) “lumpia” instead of “Filipino egg rolls”? Is Aaron that self-conscious that he’s become quite a bit lumpia in the last decade? (LOL I’ll be here all season (ten), assuming I can live until (Harvard) February 2024.) If Noah thrust a (season ten) bowl at me and ordered me to smell it, I would respond with more (Harvard) negativity than Dorian is throwing at Subha. Wasn’t the second rule of Septic Technician Club (season ten) “You do not smell a bowl given to you by a Septic Technician Club member”? “We have the marinade done but it is not quite marinated enough yet. We have the balls done but they are not quite balled enough yet. We have the Harvard stunned but it is not quite Harvarded enough yet.” “Pinch everything so it doesn’t open.” You’re saying that on national television in THIS climate?!?!?!?!? I rate Subha’s trolling of this show a (season) ten out of (season) ten. The histrionic reaction from the balcony when he dropped the tortilla was giving me (Harvard) flashbacks to the first time I saw Mommie Dearest. The quality of contestant on this season (ten) rivals the quality of the acting in Battlefield Earth. And every episode seems (season) ten times longer than that movie. Stunning. "Who didn't crimp these?" I feel like if Stacey Q had had a second hit after "Two of Hearts," that's what it would have been called. I am totally rooting for Subha now. Take this stunning debacle of a show where it deserves! (Not Harvard.) I'm not sure how I made it through the last 22 hours (ten times two plus two!) of this episode but I feel stunned. Literally. 18 Link to comment
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