S02.E05: Secrets and Cellmates

[eatsleep]

On 1/6/2019 at 11:48 AM, bichonblitz said:

A bridge involves 3 teeth. The one that is missing and the two on each side that the bridge has to be anchored/fitted to. I chose that option because I can't handle the thought of having a screw drilled in to my jaw for the implant. Plus you have to wait 3 mos for the jaw to heal, then you get the implant. So there is a waiting period. Either way, a rip off. 

It can involve however many are missing and then two or more anchors.

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I was taken aback by how similar Britany's bunkie and her ex-lover look!

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Does Jazmyne (Lizzie's daughter) have her own place and a great job? Where is she thinking her mother will live, if not w/ Scott, while she gets on her feet? And (seriously) do ppl who were incarcerated for as long as Lizzie, ever reintegrate into society and gain steady employment, not recidivate, etc.?

[Hannah94]

1 hour ago, eatsleep said:

 

Does Jazmyne (Lizzie's daughter) have her own place and a great job? Where is she thinking her mother will live, if not w/ Scott, while she gets on her feet? And (seriously) do ppl who were incarcerated for as long as Lizzie, ever reintegrate into society and gain steady employment, not recidivate, etc.?

Scott said the plan was to have both Jaz and his son live with Lizzie and him. Lizzie said they need a 4 bedroom house because she wants her own room.

[Spike]

Well with Jaz calling Scott a creeper  and saying she will do anything she can to get him out of the picture, I doubt she would want to live in his imaginary house or he would permit it.  

[eatsleep]

On 1/10/2019 at 4:06 PM, Hannah94 said:

Scott said the plan was to have both Jaz and his son live with Lizzie and him. Lizzie said they need a 4 bedroom house because she wants her own room.

No, Jazmyne is saying she wants Scott out of the picture. She does not want her mother to move in w/ him. So what alternative is Jazmyne proposing? Lizzie has to live somewhere and be financially supported by someone until she can get a job, right? What do ppl do who don;t have a Scott.

Edited January 14, 2019 by eatsleep

[cooksdelight]

11 minutes ago, eatsleep said:

What do ppl do who don;t have a Scott.

That’s why prisoners are on dating sites, looking for someone to take them in when they get out. I wonder how many there are out there?

[Spike]

Some inmates who haven’t burned all bridges have family or friends who will let them move in.  Not internet tricks.

[hookedontv]

I am so looking forward to the new episode tonight! I checked, hoping that by some miracle it was a 2 hour episode but alas, it’s just one hour. 

I will be sporting the coffee and pencil eye makeup and wearing clothes 2 sizes too small. 

Gotta look my prison best while viewing! 

[cooksdelight]

Rewatching this episode now, I am picking up on things I missed.

Lizzie in one breath says “I don’t care what Scott looks like, I care about his heart.” Then.... “Scott needs to look better.”

”I am not ready for a sexual relationship with Scott yet, I’ve not had sex with a MAN in XX years.” This is a huge trainwreck careening down the tracks.

[Marsupial]

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Apparently Canada takes reintegration into society much more seriously than we do here.   Here, you just get taken in a van and "released into the community" at some random location.

I've heard of that happening here too, though. A girl I worked with had a hubby who went to prison and after his release, he was required to live in a halfway house for six months. It also happened to someone I knew who got arrested for a DUI, it was like her third (I know, right?) and part of the condition of her release was to do time in a halfway house. Shoot, I had ONE brush with the law and that was enough to scare me into the straightest nerd that ever lived.

[AZChristian]

On 1/5/2019 at 5:24 PM, Spike said:

It reminded me of the nun in the movie Airplane who said, “I speak jive.”

I don't think that was a nun . . . It was "June Cleaver" . . . Which was even funnier. 

[Spike]

17 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

I don't think that was a nun . . . It was "June Cleaver" . . . Which was even funnier. 

Maybe the nun had a guitar.  It’s been 40 years.

[Reality police]

One of my all time  favorite movies!

[AZChristian]

11 minutes ago, Reality police said:

One of my all time  favorite movies!

Just don't call me Shirley.

[Armchair Critic]

On 1/5/2019 at 11:04 AM, JenE4 said:

Did anyone else notice the hair hanging off the forkful of $13 mac & cheese when Clint was complaining about only wanting mac & cheese and not all of the extra stuff

As if these people aren't gross enough that just turned my stomach.

[CoachWristletJen]

On 1/10/2019 at 12:13 PM, jumper sage said:

I couldn't edit  my last post:  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  A Lee Press-on Nail for a tooth?  Now I have heard everything.

If only you could have seen this woman staring into her little compact and bragging about her beauty tip... 

This was many years ago. My job was to load 'em up in the van.

[Gobi]

On 1/6/2019 at 7:30 PM, Hannah94 said:

They haven't used condoms on the show yet so I doubt they intend to. I would not be surprised one bit if she is knocked up already.

Then she can be on Love After Knockup.

[zenme]

16 hours ago, Gobi said:

Then she can be on Love After Knockup.

Yeah, or Knock-up After Lockup, because I'm sure a couple of these assholes will re-offend.

[Friday]

On ‎1‎/‎5‎/‎2019 at 4:00 PM, configdotsys said:

I don't know what to say about this episode because you all covered most of it but here goes:

Sarah's blaccent drove me nuts. Reminded me of Kayla on Teen Mom Young and Pregnant. So unbecoming and cringeworthy. I'm embarrassed typing this. 

Clint and whoever: Gross and disgusting.

Brittney needs to go live with her friend and leave that controlling asshole in the dust.

Lizze and Scott. Scott looks gross no matter what you do with him. 

The porn aspect of this program this time around is offensive to me and I am no prude. It's just unnecessarily disgusting to show so much and keep mics open while stuff is going down.

Matt was a bit scary this episode. When Caitlin was trying to tell him things would work out, he got so angry at her saying that. I thought he was dying to get out and use. He seemed upset that he has to live with mom and has no car. Well, duh, you've been in prison, asswipe. You want those things, earn them. 

If I were given a picture of Scott and Lizzie and had to guess which one was incarcerated I would pick Scott without a moment's hesitation.

I accidentally stumbled across this show Saturday morning and have binge watched every episode except for one (Season 2 - Where Are They Now?).  Some I've watched twice to go back to see things I missed while watching but read about in the forums.   I fell asleep Friday night watching something on WEtv and when I woke up LAL was on and within 10 minutes, even before getting out of bed, I was hooked.  I'm unnaturally happy this shitshow is coming back this summer.

Looking forward to posting with you when this gem of a show returns.