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18 minutes ago, steelcitysister said:

 

I don't know if this is why R does it but I've read that some women think standing with their arms akimbo creates the illusion of a slimmer mid-section (from the front) or a more "scooped" visual from the side.

I know why Teretzy does this...way back when she was not big on top..the arms akimbo stance - perks em up and she arched her back so that they appeared bigger. Sadly since she got her boob job she still does this - it's a habit

4 minutes ago, BBHN said:

Just the idea of Ramona at UVa and C'ville in general cracks me up. They needed to make a special on Avery's graduation, just to see Ramona in that environment. Ramona on the Lawn & Rotunda! Ramona at Monticello! Ramona at the Downtown Mall! Ramona bar-hopping with Avery on the Corner! So much missed potential hilarity.

At a Kegger playing Beer Pong. Dancing at the local bar - or ANYwhere.

LOL

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2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

I know why Teretzy does this...way back when she was not big on top..the arms akimbo stance - perks em up and she arched her back so that they appeared bigger. Sadly since she got her boob job she still does this - it's a habit

At a Kegger playing Beer Pong. Dancing at the local bar - or ANYwhere.

LOL

I wonder how many times Ramona showed up unannounced for a frat party as a surprise a la Vicki gunvalson?

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4 hours ago, steelcitysister said:

 

I don't know if this is why R does it but I've read that some women think standing with their arms akimbo creates the illusion of a slimmer mid-section (from the front) or a more "scooped" visual from the side.

I'm also usually that weird lady with her hand on her hip or her arm/s held up/rested on something in most every pic.

Why do I do it? Because my arm/body always appears slimmer that way; otherwise, if I hold my bare arm down it just appears squishy and flabby. Mind you, I work out and have muscular arms; the toned up look I strive for doesn't show without proper arm-placement; I'm sure Ramona deals with the same issue. Although she doesn't ever appear very relaxed in her pics and usually appears very stiff and posed, so she really should learn to be more subtle about her casual photo posing tricks.

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Ramona has claimed that she blacked out and doesn't remember some of the stuff that happened and some of the stuff that she said. 

Ramona also claimed that she did not remember when she tried to hit Kristin with a canoe paddle after the splashing incident. She clearly swatted the wooden paddle at Kristin, but fortunately did not make contact. It was disturbing.

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2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Throwback Wednesday

Ramona and Coco take a ride

https://youtu.be/jLbDi0BKxvM

The bubble above CoCo's head  "And they think I'm the bitch" 

 Poor Coco looked like she wanted to escape the crazy. LOL

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4 hours ago, Happy Camper said:

Definitely could use some updating.

Yep---much like her wardrobe, Ramona's taste in home decor has always been lackluster and outdated. I'm surprised her recent Manhattan apartment update looks nearly as good as it does, because it was equally as overdue for some updating for the past few years. She needs to focus on fixing up that old Hamptons house already; maybe she can get some Berkshires-chic design tips from Dorinda. Or just request to use Lu's decorator, because her Sag Harbor house is absolutely gorgeous both inside and out!

Speaking of necessary house updates, Sonja really needs to somehow save up her check from this series and start updating her townhouse already. She's the only current HW who hasn't done anything to revamp her current living situation, and boy does it ever show!!

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Ramona looked soooo much better with her cute little flippy, shorter hair! It suited her face well and looked so healthy and shiny. Ramona and her Pinot Grigio: the romance never dies! ((glug, gurgle, glug...perfect sound effect up there, Bravo))

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On 6/6/2017 at 1:40 PM, Sun-Bun said:

Ramona looked soooo much better with her cute little flippy, shorter hair! It suited her face well and looked so healthy and shiny. 

With her hair like that. Ramona reminds me of oughties Marlo Thomas.

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Jeepers. I see the resemblance to Marlo Thomas and Kathie Lee Gifford!

I think Ramona (like Scheana/Vanderpump Rules) would look much better without false eyelashes and/or much less mascara. 

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Curiously, the first thing my eyes went to was not Moaner's jacked-up face (that was the second thing) but her veiny liver-spotted hand. We know Moaner considers herself "youthful and beautiful and hot and sought after and (enter another descriptive term)" --  frequent-flyer Sharon Geise needs to have a chat about getting those mitts rejuventated if Moan wants to remain in her self-exalted postition.

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3 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

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Sitting on a satin-pillowed bed, wearing a wannabe edgy t-shirt,  while throwing doe eyed "fuck me" peepers at the camera?

That ship has sailed, Ramona.

 (And sailed like the Titanic, the Lusitania, the Mary Celeste -- and The Wreck of the Edmond Fitgerald! -- "The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down/Of the Moaner they called 'Kadooz do me”/ The Moaner it’s said, never gives up her bed /As her hashtags of sex-me turn gloomy")

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6 minutes ago, film noire said:

Sitting on a satin-pillowed bed, wearing a wannabe edgy t-shirt,  while throwing doe eyed "fuck me" peepers at the camera?

That ship has sailed, Ramona.

 (And sailed like the Titanic, the Lusitania, the Mary Celeste -- and The Wreck of the Edmond Fitgerald! -- "The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down/Of the Moaner they called 'Kadooz do me”/ The Moaner it’s said, never gives up her bed /As her hashtags of sex-me turn gloomy")

She's such a huge prude that I don't know why she attempts this sexy carefree drag because it is not her. She lost it in season 1 over Alex's photos. It's the same thing with Bethenny's movie. She's focusing in on these weird details. She says "you had sex on a water bed." Bethenny pretended to have sex on a water bed because she was acting. I'm sure if Ramona finds herself upset with Carole, the gallery show will be reframed by Ramona as "Carole flashed her boobs to half of New York."

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20 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

I'm sure if Ramona finds herself upset with Carole, the gallery show will be reframed by Ramona as "Carole flashed her boobs to half of New York."

You called it first, Hunter ;)

She breaks my heart, fashion-wise. With shorter hair and her pre-implant figure (WHY RAMONA?) Singer could've sailed into her sixties with elegance and low key glam.  Instead, she looks like an aging porn star, hoping for one last money shot in the sun. Norma 'BJ' Desmond is ready for her close-up.

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1 hour ago, film noire said:

You called it first, Hunter ;)

She breaks my heart, fashion-wise. With shorter hair and her pre-implant figure (WHY RAMONA?) Singer could've sailed into her sixties with elegance and low key glam.  Instead, she looks like an aging porn star, hoping for one last money shot in the sun. Norma 'BJ' Desmond is ready for her close-up.

Love this! Ha! Thanks! 

Although her surgical procedures do serve to take the focus off her crazy eyes. 

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1 hour ago, HunterHunted said:

She's such a huge prude that I don't know why she attempts this sexy carefree drag because it is not her. She lost it in season 1 over Alex's photos. It's the same thing with Bethenny's movie. She's focusing in on these weird details. She says "you had sex on a water bed." Bethenny pretended to have sex on a water bed because she was acting. I'm sure if Ramona finds herself upset with Carole, the gallery show will be reframed by Ramona as "Carole flashed her boobs to half of New York."

She's jealous.  I think part of her would have loved to have been that free in body and mind and she suppresses it even now with condemnation of others.

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 I agree, Giselle. There's something fundamentally wrong with Ramona. It's possibly from her childhood (probably is from that) but she's continued it in her adult life. Perhaps if she'd sought therapy with a qualifed(!) therapist, she'd have been able to overcome her problems but I can't see Ramona doing that. She thinks she's always right, she never makes mistakes, she never insults anyone, no one should take offense at anything she says or how she behaves, etc, etc. She lives in her own little world and won't hear another word about how her behavior affects other people. I don't believe that she'll ever change. No wonder no man wants a second date with her. Who'd want to deal with that crazy? I really applaud Avery for becoming a "normal" human being, graduating from college and I hope she manages to find a career and a happy life away from her mother. As much as I thought Mario was a lech around women,he seems to have helped raise a fine daughter, despite her mother. 

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6 hours ago, steelcitysister said:

Curiously, the first thing my eyes went to was not Moaner's jacked-up face (that was the second thing) but her veiny liver-spotted hand. We know Moaner considers herself "youthful and beautiful and hot and sought after and (enter another descriptive term)" --  frequent-flyer Sharon Geise needs to have a chat about getting those mitts rejuventated if Moan wants to remain in her self-exalted postition.

Still LOL @ "getting those mitts rejuvenated" .

Cracks me up!

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54 minutes ago, Gam2 said:

 I agree, Giselle. There's something fundamentally wrong with Ramona. It's possibly from her childhood (probably is from that) but she's continued it in her adult life. Perhaps if she'd sought therapy with a qualifed(!) therapist, she'd have been able to overcome her problems but I can't see Ramona doing that. She thinks she's always right, she never makes mistakes, she never insults anyone, no one should take offense at anything she says or how she behaves, etc, etc. She lives in her own little world and won't hear another word about how her behavior affects other people. I don't believe that she'll ever change. No wonder no man wants a second date with her. Who'd want to deal with that crazy? I really applaud Avery for becoming a "normal" human being, graduating from college and I hope she manages to find a career and a happy life away from her mother. As much as I thought Mario was a lech around women,he seems to have helped raise a fine daughter, despite her mother. 

She's weirdly provincial and afraid of change. She is really judgmental, a snob, and can't admit that she's wrong. If she weren't so scared, she'd notice that there are other women on the other franchises that she might have more in common with. I honestly think that a friendship with Lea Black or Shannon Beador might do the Ramonster some good. Shannon is a hypochondriac and really whiny, but Shannon has a vulnerability about her. She's willing to show when, how, and why she's messed up. Lea is just better at filtering the shit she wants to say.

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21 hours ago, steelcitysister said:

Curiously, the first thing my eyes went to was not Moaner's jacked-up face (that was the second thing) but her veiny liver-spotted hand. We know Moaner considers herself "youthful and beautiful and hot and sought after and (enter another descriptive term)" --  frequent-flyer Sharon Geise needs to have a chat about getting those mitts rejuventated if Moan wants to remain in her self-exalted postition.

Now we gotta watch next season to see if she loses the leopard spots on her paws .  I then we'll know if she or one of her friends is reading the boards. 

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2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

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Wow...Avery really does take after her dad.

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On ‎6‎/‎13‎/‎2017 at 2:58 PM, film noire said:

Sitting on a satin-pillowed bed, wearing a wannabe edgy t-shirt,  while throwing doe eyed "fuck me" peepers at the camera?

That ship has sailed, Ramona.

 (And sailed like the Titanic, the Lusitania, the Mary Celeste -- and The Wreck of the Edmond Fitgerald! -- "The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down/Of the Moaner they called 'Kadooz do me”/ The Moaner it’s said, never gives up her bed /As her hashtags of sex-me turn gloomy")

100 Points for the Gordon Lightfoot parody, You have control of the board.

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There's that unnatural way of sitting we've all come to expect from Moaner. How can that be comfortable???

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2 hours ago, ghoulina said:

 

There's that unnatural way of sitting we've all come to expect from Moaner. How can that be comfortable???

 

The way she used to sit on WWHL with her back to Andy was beyond.  I do wonder if she thinks she has a good side.

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13 hours ago, QuinnM said:

The way she used to sit on WWHL with her back to Andy was beyond.  I do wonder if she thinks she has a good side.

I've gone back and started watching RHONY from the very beginning again (there is nothing else on tv) and OMG. The very first reunion (the one where she walked off because Alex had the topless photos), she was sitting with her back to Andy and when she stood up to walk off, she had her legs splayed out while wearing a short skirt. 

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9 hours ago, diadochokinesis said:

I've gone back and started watching RHONY from the very beginning again (there is nothing else on tv) and OMG. The very first reunion (the one where she walked off because Alex had the topless photos), she was sitting with her back to Andy and when she stood up to walk off, she had her legs splayed out while wearing a short skirt. 

Ramona is bow legged!

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15 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

Ramona is bow legged!

The episode where they went somewhere tropical (really specific, I know).  I want to say it was Bethenny's first year back--the one where she left early. There is a scene with Ramona in her bikini and heels trying to close the sliding door. She is in a really awkward position with her legs splayed out and knees bent. Her dancing is often the same way.

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1 minute ago, diadochokinesis said:

The episode where they went somewhere tropical (really specific, I know).  I want to say it was Bethenny's first year back--the one where she left early. There is a scene with Ramona in her bikini and heels trying to close the sliding door. She is in a really awkward position with her legs splayed out and knees bent. Her dancing is often the same way.

Classic Ramona - Love love love

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This was the episode where she stole Carole's clear shoes

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1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

Classic Ramona - Love love love

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This was the episode where she stole Carole's clear shoes

Yes, the stripper heels!

Also, it looks like Ramona is trying to take a poo. 

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5 minutes ago, diadochokinesis said:

Yes, the stripper heels!

Also, it looks like Ramona is trying to take a poo. 

She also was showing the ladies her exercise with the barbell moves. I thought she was going to hurt herself.

You can't do anything but laugh at her awkwardness

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On 6/20/2017 at 10:08 AM, KungFuBunny said:

Classic Ramona - Love love love

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This was the episode where she stole Carole's clear shoes

It's the last-second two-inch swing of her left knee that makes me laugh. And I always imagine a thought bubble above her head reading, "Can you believe I am this fabulous and desirable?!?"

Has anyone read her book? Is it true, not many people bought it? Does she describe in detail any of the times her father was physically abusive with her mother or her?

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1 hour ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

It's the last-second two-inch swing of her left knee that makes me laugh. And I always imagine a thought bubble above her head reading, "Can you believe I am this fabulous and desirable?!?"

Has anyone read her book? Is it true, not many people bought it? Does she describe in detail any of the times her father was physically abusive with her mother or her?

As much as I like all of the HW's I have never bought a single item that any of them hock.

I do know that Ramona's book did fairly well. The book that totally tanked was Luann's Class With The Countess. She would have done better but the Count dumped her and refused to refrain from galavanting around with the Ethiopian Princess. Last ranking Ramona at #314838 and Luann at #874338.

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3 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

As much as I like all of the HW's I have never bought a single item that any of them hock.

I do know that Ramona's book did fairly well. The book that totally tanked was Luann's Class With The Countess. She would have done better but the Count dumped her and refused to refrain from galavanting around with the Ethiopian Princess. Last ranking Ramona at #314838 and Luann at #874338.

 

Neither have I but confess to thumbing though a few at B&N.

I have this memory (from where I know not) that, of HWs books, the 2 that sold best were Teresa/NJ's first cookbook (was that Skinny Italian) and Bethenny's first book.  Anyone with more recent info do share.

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12 minutes ago, steelcitysister said:

 

Neither have I but confess to thumbing though a few at B&N.

I have this memory (from where I know not) that, of HWs books, the 2 that sold best were Teresa/NJ's first cookbook (was that Skinny Italian) and Bethenny's first book.  Anyone with more recent info do share.

Caroline Manzo's book stunk too, it is ranked at 716,473. Luann really got screwed over by the Count, if she hadn't had the public humiliation before the book tour/press tour - she would have had a chance.

Music releases - and I use the term loosely, I think Don't Be Tardy For The Party was the money maker. Luann probably did better than Melissa Gorga, Danielle Staub, Jo from OC, Gretchen OC...but you'd only have to sell 4 discs to surpass them.

I do think that liquor wise - SKG had the most success, followed by Ramona. Vicki OC, Heather OC, Sonja NY - their liquor lines tanked. Sonja's is still invisible.

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