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Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None


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Everyone knows Ensley does not have Down syndrome. Posts suggesting that she does will be removed and warnings issued. Posts such as these leave the impression that an arguably unflattering picture could somehow be construed as a child being disabled is considered ableist and is against the rules of the board.

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3 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Dang, I was hoping Maryssa did Kaiser's makeup like she did Ensley's. 

Oh, hell! Can you imagine what awful shit UBT would have spewed at Kaiser if he wore eye makeup and lipstick? He already called him a whiny, little bitch, just like his dad because he was afraid to get into a boat. He would have let loose with all sorts of homophobic crap.

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4 hours ago, lovesnark said:

But, instead of her birther's crescent moon of a chin, she seems to have inherited the pronounced jaw of her sperm donor. When did it become routine for a 3 year old to 'have her makeup done'? Face painting, I get. Eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara and lipstick, not so much. Wonder if her brows were covered in the crap with mystery gunk in it that's been sitting in the heat of the swamp? I can not imagine what those dollar store eyebrow kits look like after sitting in the heat and humidity of NC. Yuck!

David insisted his daughters would not wear makeup and jumped all over Leah about Cheer Makeup. Suddenly, makeup is ok again. 

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1 hour ago, Mkay said:

David insisted his daughters would not wear makeup and jumped all over Leah about Cheer Makeup. Suddenly, makeup is ok again. 

Hey, got to sell Janelle’s “makeup line” however they can. 

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2 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

Hey, got to sell Janelle’s “makeup line” however they can. 

I really hope they didn't use those shitty, hair-infested brow kits on a toddler.   So gross.

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David Eason was back in a North Carolina courtroom on Monday, answering to two charges he obtained last month after some on-The-Land hi-jinks caused him to get arrested (for the second time in one week).

Mr. Jenelle Evans went before the judge in Whiteville, North Carolina, at 9 a.m. EST, The Ashley can confirm. (The Ashley’s court source tells her that Jenelle was not allowed to “stand by her man” in the courtroom.) David is facing one misdemeanor count of Communicating Threats and one misdemeanor count of Assault With a Deadly Weapon.

The Ashley can confirm that David did have an attorney present to represent him, whom he hired. This is important, due to the fact that it was recently revealed that Jenelle and David are struggling financially, with a $46,000 tax lien placed on them last month. (It is not the same attorney who represented Jenelle or David in their 2019 CPS custody case, though.)  

Both of David’s charges stemmed from an incident on The Land last month in which Jenelle’s friend James Spivey claimed he had his life threatened by and was pistol-whipped by David when he went with Jenelle and his partner to fetch some of Jenelle’s stuff during one of her temporary breakups with David.

As The Ashley previously reported, David later filed charges on James, claiming that James hit him with a railroad spike coat rack (as you do). James was charged with Assault with a Deadly Weapon and had his court date on Monday as well. He was appointed an attorney to represent him, a court clerk confirmed to The Ashley.

Both James and David had to appear, and the court ordered that David be fingerprinted. (The Ashley is not sure if that was done on Monday, or will be done at a later date.) 

David’s was the first case heard for the day, with James’ case being heard just two cases later. 

“It was very cut and dry today,” a court source tells The Ashley. “They were both in and out.”

Both cases were continued until Wednesday, July 29, and both James and David are scheduled to go before the judge again on that date. (From there, it will be decided if the cases will go to trial or be dropped, the Court Clerk told The Ashley.) 

That won’t be David’s only upcoming trip to court this month, though. He is also due in court in nearby New Hanover County, North Carolina, on July 28, to answer to a misdemeanor charge of Injury to Personal Property and one charge of Tampering with a Vehicle. Those charges stem from an incident that occurred in 2018 in which David “self-towed” a stranger’s truck that he felt had parked too close to his boat. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, druzy said:

That won’t be David’s only upcoming trip to court this month, though. He is also due in court in nearby New Hanover County, North Carolina, on July 28, to answer to a misdemeanor charge of Injury to Personal Property and one charge of Tampering with a Vehicle. Those charges stem from an incident that occurred in 2018 in which David “self-towed” a stranger’s truck that he felt had parked too close to his boat. 

When is this gross motherfucker not going to court??

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I love The Ashley. You know his head exploded when he read Mr Jenelle Evans. I'm sure they both have alerts on their phones, so every time anything is posted about them online, they're reading it faster than we are. It's got to be exhausting, no wonder they're fucked up on Corona and weed 24/7😂😂

It sounds like the repo story is true. It warms my heart to know Thundercunt is scrambling around and begging Barb to get her $60k SUV out of hock so she can post a pic to show all the hatters it was a lie to make her look bad. Utterly unbelievable that she's had millions of dollars flow through her hands and she had to finance her ride. At a high interest rate because her credit is in the toilet. I love it. All she has to show for it is a moldy prefab sinking into a swamp and 2000 dollar store eyebrow kits.

Someone on twitter also pointed out that neither one of them has worn their wedding rings in quite a while. Wonder how much the pawn shop gave them?

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How long before she starts bitching that she can’t get any financial assistance since she makes too much money? I’m sure she’ll blame all her money woes on taxes and the builder for her mobile home. She’ll point fingers at everyone but herself.

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7 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

How long before she starts bitching that she can’t get any financial assistance since she makes too much money? I’m sure she’ll blame all her money woes on taxes and the builder for her mobile home. She’ll point fingers at everyone but herself.

I don't think she could say that now, what income do they have?  They haven't had any reliable income in over a year.

Although it's my belief that able bodied adults really aren't eligible for benefits except maybe food stamps, they might get some limited cash benefits because of the kids.  Either way it won't be much.

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2 hours ago, Billina said:

Is Jenelle still shilling that Boom Bod shit?  Is she shilling for anything, at all?  That could help bring in money.

Nah, ever since she upped her beer and biscuits and gravy, she's too big to shill any weight loss crap. Every time she tries to shill anything, the hatters from twitter send a barrage of emails with documentation to the company and they dump her. From what I can gather, clickbait and selling the occasional tabloid story seems to be their only income. I guess clickbait can be pretty lucrative, but most people are smart and don't click on her links.  I can totally see them applying for food stamps, but until very recently, I think they had too much income. When her friend Josh did that live, he mentioned that they don't have health insurance, so I can also see them applying for medicaid, at least for the kids.  Shit, they never take the kids to the doctor, anyway. That's just for Jenelle when she's seeing molecules, dude. Or, having her 'esophagus spasms'. Notice since she's too broke to fly anywhere, she stopped complaining about them😂 UBT went to the ER a couple of weeks ago for a cyst behind his knee, the hospital will get stiffed for that bill!

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7 hours ago, Billina said:

Is Jenelle still shilling that Boom Bod shit?  Is she shilling for anything, at all?  That could help bring in money.

Not boom bod. Today she is shilling period panties.  😆😆

 

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12 hours ago, lovesnark said:

From what I can gather, clickbait and selling the occasional tabloid story seems to be their only income. I guess clickbait can be pretty lucrative, but most people are smart and don't click on her links. 

She still has a ton of fans, though.  It's possible they are able to pay for everything because of clickbait, but I doubt they are living the life they were living with MTV money.

 

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13 hours ago, Mkay said:

Not boom bod. Today she is shilling period panties.  😆😆

 

I'm actually impressed with the amount of work she put into this ad.  

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17 hours ago, Mkay said:

Not work or kid friendly. 

 

Here's an idea, you whiny bitch. Put your fucking phone down, get off of TikTok, FB, Twitter & Instagram and slink off into obscurity where you belong. Problem solved! The "media" isn't the problem. Your asinine choices are.

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20 hours ago, lovesnark said:

Here's an idea, you whiny bitch. Put your fucking phone down, get off of TikTok, FB, Twitter & Instagram and slink off into obscurity where you belong. Problem solved! The "media" isn't the problem. Your asinine choices are.

I don't think this pays very well.  She needs that clickbait money to sit on her ass and not work.

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1 hour ago, galaxychaser said:

Jenny and Lurch can sell plasma.

Jenny can sell her eggs. 
 

 

I assume you mean the eggs from her chickens, ‘cause someone would have to be crazy to want to reproduce with her (see: all the fathers of her children).

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20 hours ago, druzy said:

 

She didn't really answer any questions except why she went back to the spotted dog killer and that was a lie. She said she went back because she loves him and thinks they can work things out. Translation: I can't handle watching the kids (and I don't want to) and he watches them while I film my horrid dance moves to post on TikTok like a teenager. The answer she gave about how she's supporting them with no job was a non answer. There are a lot of ways to make money from home is not an answer. We know she's not getting rich selling moldy dollar store eyebrow crap!

A makeup reviewer bought one of the kits and it was moldy and dirty. She did a review on Instagram but I haven't seen it because I don't have an account. She contacted Thundercunt through every channel available and she ignored her for more than a week. When she finally did respond, she refused to give her a refund and blamed FedEx for 'tampering' with the kit along the way. The only remedy she offered was to send another kit. I think the girl was going to dispute the charge with her CC company. I hope she does!

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I don't think Lurch watches the kids; I think his daughter does.  She's still with them, right?

 It was suggested on Ashley that her being "financially comfortable" comes from COVID unemployment benefits.  I don't blame her, as I'm on them too, but that might be why she doesn't want to say how she's making a living.  Or else it's porn, in which case ewwww.

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3 hours ago, lovesnark said:
On 7/13/2020 at 6:54 PM, druzy said:

 

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She didn't really answer any questions except why she went back to the spotted dog killer and that was a lie. She said she went back because she loves him and thinks they can work things out. Translation: I can't handle watching the kids (and I don't want to) and he watches them while I film my horrid dance moves to post on TikTok like a teenager.

I think she keeps going back to him because she's afraid he will kill her.

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19 minutes ago, druzy said:

 

Sounds like it was nothing. A judge told them both to leave each other alone, over and done. That Celebernation crap mag sounds like Jenelle and UBT write whatever they want and they post it.Some have even speculated that Celebernation is just the gruesome twosome and no one else.

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The Ashley can confirm that a protective order was also issued to both parties, preventing the female and Nathan from contacting the other. 

No further court date has been scheduled, as of press time, and the case has been closed with no further action needed.

 

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“I mean Jenelle and kids are literally on social media daily having fun and enjoying there lives. Kids are always happy and smiling, look well-tooken care of to me!”

Doesn't this sound like Jenelle and/or UBT wrote it? Jenelle doesn't know the difference between there, their and they're and uses 'tooken' all the time. Everything that gossip rag has posted about them has obviously been written by one of them. 

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19 hours ago, Billina said:

I think she keeps going back to him because she's afraid he will kill her.

18 months ago, I would have agreed with you. Now, not so much. I think he'd be thrilled if she would just slink off somewhere and leave him with moldy manor on the swamp and Enchilada. When she was worth money, he tolerated her for the cash and toys. Now, they're broke and he's stuck with her.

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On 7/14/2020 at 11:17 PM, lovesnark said:

Sounds like it was nothing. A judge told them both to leave each other alone, over and done. That Celebernation crap mag sounds like Jenelle and UBT write whatever they want and they post it.Some have even speculated that Celebernation is just the gruesome twosome and no one else.

Doesn't this sound like Jenelle and/or UBT wrote it? Jenelle doesn't know the difference between there, their and they're and uses 'tooken' all the time. Everything that gossip rag has posted about them has obviously been written by one of them. 

The Sun got a hold of the Florida court docs... apparently Nathan told this woman he would leave her “unrecognizable when he was done with her” if she kept denying him sex, and he showed up at her house repeatedly drunk and refused to leave. She had texts to prove the threats (“Watch your back,” “sleep with your eyes open”) apparently. She was granted the restraining order (although yes I know that’s not the same as an arrest.)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.the-sun.com/entertainment/1136561/teen-mom-jenelle-evans-ex-nathan-griffith-accused-stalking-threats-verbal-abuse-restraining-order/amp/

I’m inclined to believe it, as that’s what he supposedly did to Jessica twice when she tried to break it off. He’d show up drunk and refuse to leave, then a couple of times he broke in and attacked her. I think it’s pretty clear he’s an alcoholic at the very least. Nobody has all these people accuse them of the same drunken stalking and violence without actually doing some of it at least. 

so sad that Kaiser has two parents like this... he can’t catch a break. Most kids have at least one semi-involved parent who actually wants to protect them and isn’t an addict, violent, etc. Nobody to help him or guide him. 

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@Lm2162, poor Kaiser— I really worry for that child. Actually, I worry for all of Jenelle’s children, but Kaiser especially because he seems to have no one who is truly equipped to advocate for him.

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57 minutes ago, Adiba said:

@Lm2162, poor Kaiser— I really worry for that child. Actually, I worry for all of Jenelle’s children, but Kaiser especially because he seems to have no one who is truly equipped to advocate for him.

Yeah. I know we all *want* to believe that at least somebody in the situation isn’t quite as bad, but unfortunately I think Nathan isn’t just “not a perfect dad” or something. He’s dangerous as well. I don’t know if he would personally be as violent with Kaiser, but given the fact that he doesn’t have custody and isn’t even allowed unsupervised visits with his daughter either, and given his substance abuse problem, I don’t know that we can truly say anyway. He’s never really been a parent except for occasional visits with both of his children, so we don’t know what he’s like when he’s, say, drunk around a child. 

If he truly cared all that much about UBT being violent with Kaiser (which I’m in no way denying that disgusting POS is!) he would stop worrying about stalking and threatening some woman— who isn’t even his girlfriend, by the way! This went even beyond an argument between girlfriend and boyfriend—and drinking and driving every chance he gets. Kaiser doesn’t have anyone on his side. Anyone. 

If my child was in danger there is absolutely nothing I wouldn’t do to help them, and I certainly wouldn’t take the risk of never seeing them again in order to stalk somebody I hooked up with. 

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It pains me to say this but Kaiser is a statistic waiting to happen. That boy will wind up in juvy or worse. No one cares about him! At least Jace has Barb. Egghead looked great while at Barbs too. I don’t know why Jenn won’t give Kaiser to Barb. 

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51 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

 I don’t know why Jenn won’t give Kaiser to Barb. 

Spite.  And not wanting to look non-maternal in front of her leghumpers.  Which is why she keeps harping on getting Jace back as well.

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The girl who bought the moldy brow kit did a live with Leslie Bass. She also has posted some more messages from Thundercunt where she's still trying to blame FedEx and tells her she needs to file a claim with them (FedEx) if she wants a refund. The bitch claims the garage where they're stored is 'climate controlled'😂😂 

 

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2 hours ago, lovesnark said:

The girl who bought the moldy brow kit did a live with Leslie Bass. She also has posted some more messages from Thundercunt where she's still trying to blame FedEx and tells her she needs to file a claim with them (FedEx) if she wants a refund. The bitch claims the garage where they're stored is 'climate controlled'😂😂 

 

That’s hysterical. I actually watched the whole thing. What fucking idiot gives out their personal cell phone number along with their “product”.

Of course it’s mold. I’m sure those boxes sat out on the front yard of the Swamp for days before their lazy asses moved them to her shed. Which may have been even worse, since I’m sure it gets well over 100 degrees in there in the Summer. Air conditioned my ass. The glue holding the shades obviously either dried out or more likely the humidity loosened it up, rendering it completely useless.

The real question is why would that girl buy her shit knowing from other reviews it was trash? She’s an idiot too.

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On 7/6/2020 at 9:29 PM, galaxychaser said:

It’s his home away from home! I bet he knows all the court employees by name!

Just like Jenelle! Remember her saying “they all watched her grow up”. Like it was something to be proud of...

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25 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

I bet that eye kit smelled funky, too.

Yes. Apparently it did. The girl was pretty funny about being able to show the kit in all it’s fucked up glory - but being unable to transmit the smell over video chat.

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