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I guess I can't be too surprised at her fans using the wrong "to"- but acknowledging a product hasn't been well received and still wanting to know where one can go to buy it is a new level of illogical, even for this crew.

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If this is season B then she is still under contract, maybe, so that could be why she is saying she isn’t fired.  They just aren’t filming her.  Just a thought.  I’m not even sure what season we are on.  Hahaha

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4 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Bulk orders?  Coming to a Dollar Store near you!

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I guess selling a whopping 27 kits is doing great in swampland. There is a review on YouTube by Forevermakeup by Samantha. She ordered one and it came with hair or something nasty embedded in the brow wax product. She actually got a refund! And, her review is great to watch. It's a bunch of crap and she tosses it over her shoulder at the end😂😂

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4 hours ago, lovesnark said:

I guess selling a whopping 27 kits is doing great in swampland. There is a review on YouTube by Forevermakeup by Samantha. She ordered one and it came with hair or something nasty embedded in the brow wax product. She actually got a refund! And, her review is great to watch. It's a bunch of crap and she tosses it over her shoulder at the end😂😂

Two "fans" got all pissy because of her negative review.  But neither of them said they bought it.  They probably had nothing left over after they paid the bill at their weekly hotel.

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On 9/16/2019 at 6:53 PM, HeySandyStrange said:

Really. If Barbara is short on cash, that is her own damn fault. If she hasn't used her former substantial paychecks to save for her retirement years, that is her own fault. She was the one lecturing Jenelle years ago about saving her money for a rainy day. If she doesn't have enough savings and her retirement isn't enough, she needs to just get another job.

I think that Barb is complaining because she wants Amber to get fired or face some negative consequences (from MTV) for her recent behavior. 

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On 9/20/2019 at 3:20 PM, geauxaway said:

And of course JE doesn’t respond with the requested info (where to buy it).  

And who is “us?” “Our “ kit?

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10 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

And who is “us?” “Our “ kit?

This entire franchise is turning into some Wizard of Oz levels of bullshit.  Don’t look behind the curtain....

The delusion is grand.

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So I see Jenelle is spinning some bullshit that she may be rehired by MTV? If this is true, I have zero respect for MTV. David recently admitted he shot Nugget but MTV is going to rehire her? I hope this is just more of Jenelle’s wishful thinking. 

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I'm pretty sure Jenelle "still being under contract" just means that she's contracted NOT to do/appear on any other reality TV show for a certain amount of time even after being dropped from the show (like a non-compete clause).  Her contract probably said she can't appear on another reality TV show without MTV/Viacom's permission for X number of months/years after leaving MTV - so she's "contracted" only to work for MTV/Viacom for a period (even if they aren't actually filming her anymore).  (I hope that makes sense.) I'm pretty sure she's considering herself "under contract" until her non-compete clause runs out, even though she isn't being filmed/paid.  It's using the same "logic" that she uses to say she went to "medical school" because "medical assisting school" has both "medical" and "school" in it. 

 #teenmomlogic is like #teenmommath

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20 hours ago, kicksave said:

So I see Jenelle is spinning some bullshit that she may be rehired by MTV? If this is true, I have zero respect for MTV. David recently admitted he shot Nugget but MTV is going to rehire her? I hope this is just more of Jenelle’s wishful thinking. 

I think it might be true.  Or at least a version of it.  I was always struck by the wording MTV used: we’re not filming with her right now....or for the upcoming season...or something like that.  They never said she was fired or even put out a statement explaining their reasons.  The moms are hired on a per-season basis, so they simply elected to not film her for the next season because of all the drama and bad press.  I think it’s entirely possible that they’ll film with her again if/when everything dies down, or if/when the new mom (Jade?) doesn’t work out.

It’s similar to when they revived Teen Mom OG and didn’t rehire Farrah because of her career in porn, only to reverse that decision in short order.  I know it’s different because the decision wasn’t attached to bad press, but to me, it reveals their preference to continue the stories of the original moms, the so-called stars of the show.  At the conclusion of the latest reunion, I noticed Dr. Drew said something along the lines of “thanks for watching these past ten years; here’s looking to the next ten...”  (God help us).

Lastly, I read a report that said the producers recently contacted Farrah to see if she had “changed” in order to maybe bring her back.  (Spoiler alert - same ole Farrah, so no new contract).  Who knows if it’s true, but again, I believe it.  The original moms have fans and large social media followings that the show covets, not to mention the storytelling appeal of following their “journey” from 16 and pregnant and beyond.  Any bump in the road (porn, abuse, bad husbands, drugs, gel, domestic violence) is spun as part of their journeys.  

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1 hour ago, galaxychaser said:

6 more years it can be Jace 16 and becoming a daddy. Time to recast the show.

Teen Dad - the series.  It’s going to happen - I’ll bet on it!  

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11 hours ago, rhofmovalley said:

My cousin was a grandma at 33. And a great grandma at 56.

I had my first baby at 31 and second at 33.  I was terrified that the universe was entrusting me with the lives of one and then two small humans.  Although I was super excited and over the moon both times, a small voice in my head was also questioning if I was mature enough to raise other people.  I can't even imagine being a grandparent at 33. 

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19 hours ago, SweetieDarling said:

..or Grandma at 32

I swear I watched a show last summer or something called "thirtysomething grandma" .  anyone remember that???

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4 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

I had my first baby at 31 and second at 33.  I was terrified that the universe was entrusting me with the lives of one and then two small humans.  Although I was super excited and over the moon both times, a small voice in my head was also questioning if I was mature enough to raise other people.  I can't even imagine being a grandparent at 33. 

Delta Dawn was pretty close, right? Think she was mid- late 30s when the twinses were born. I am also fairly certain it was established that Grandma Sandy was in her late 40s when she became a great grandma in 2009.

ETA: according to Spokeo, Dawn is 44 now. And the twins will be 10 in December.

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Well if you have your own kid at 16 and you don’t teach your kid any different you could legitimately be a grandparent 33. 

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6 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

I had my first baby at 31 and second at 33.  I was terrified that the universe was entrusting me with the lives of one and then two small humans.  Although I was super excited and over the moon both times, a small voice in my head was also questioning if I was mature enough to raise other people.  I can't even imagine being a grandparent at 33. 

Right?!? I was 33 when I had my daughter and a high school friend became a grandpa about 4 months later. It's just crazy how we're in such different places at the same age. I also have high school friends with kids who are juniors and seniors in high school or have graduated. Meanwhile, I'm arguing with my 3-year-old about potty training and eating vegetables. 

2 hours ago, teapot said:

I swear I watched a show last summer or something called "thirtysomething grandma" .  anyone remember that???

I Googled it. Apparently is was on Lifetime and is available on Amazon and other streaming services, but apparently not for free. Thankfully, because I don't need another time suck on my hands. 

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34 minutes ago, Chaos Theory said:

Well if you have your own kid at 16 and you don’t teach your kid any different you could legitimately be a grandparent 33. 

Loretta Lynn became a grandmother at the age of 26.

We should start a betting pool on which Teen Mom will become a grandmother first.

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Loretta Lynn became a grandmother at age 34.

“Children and grandchildren

Loretta and Doolittle “Mooney” Lynn had six children together:

Betty Sue Lynn (November 26, 1948 – July 29, 2013)[47][48]

Jack Benny Lynn, (December 7, 1949 – July 22, 1984)[48][49]

Clara Marie "Cissie" Lynn (born April 7, 1952)

Ernest Ray "Ernie" Lynn (born May 27, 1954)

Peggy Jean and Patsy Eileen Lynn (born August 6, 1964; twin daughters named for Lynn's sister, Peggy Sue Wright, and her friend, Patsy Cline.)

Lynn's son, Jack Benny, died at age 34 on July 22, 1984, while trying to ford the Duck River at the family's ranch in Hurricane Mills, Tennessee. In 2013, Loretta's daughter, Betty Sue, died at age 64 of emphysema near Loretta's ranch in Hurricane Mills.[48] Two years after her twins Peggy and Patsy were born, Lynn became a grandmother at age 34.”

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8 minutes ago, druzy said:

Trouble on The Land?

She's just gearing up for another flurry of "linked in bio" clickbait.  Money running low!

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1 hour ago, TresGatos said:

Loretta Lynn became a grandmother at the age of 26.

We should start a betting pool on which Teen Mom will become a grandmother first.

Doesn't Chelsea have three sisters all of which were teen moms? I found this when I did a search to see if Chelsea's sisters were teen moms. I'm betting on Chelsea being a grandmother first, Leah second and Farrah third. There is no logic to my conclusion, I'm just guessing 🤷‍♂️

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1 hour ago, TresGatos said:

Loretta Lynn became a grandmother at the age of 26.

We should start a betting pool on which Teen Mom will become a grandmother first.

My money is on Leah.

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58 minutes ago, druzy said:

Trouble on The Land?

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She’s probably referring to the show.  So she can spin it like she left on her own terms because she is better than MTV or some such nonsense.  I’d bet my last dollar it is not about the dog murderer.

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41 minutes ago, druzy said:

Doesn't Chelsea have three sisters all of which were teen moms? I found this when I did a search to see if Chelsea's sisters were teen moms. I'm betting on Chelsea being a grandmother first, Leah second and Farrah third. There is no logic to my conclusion, I'm just guessing 🤷‍♂️

I agree on Chelsea.  I think things are gonna get hairy for teenage Aubree.  Absentee dad, perfect step dad forced on her, much younger sib set.  Chelsea and Cole are gonna be focused on the young ones (especially if they have more).   I mean, the same could be said for any of these families, I suppose.  

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47 minutes ago, LBS said:

She's just gearing up for another flurry of "linked in bio" clickbait.  Money running low!

She certainly seems desperate (and delusional) enough to get back on the show. Whatever happened to her “offers” from Netflix and Amazon? 😂

I still think she’s reality TV poison. But then again MTV is keeping Amber. Ridiculous.

I guess they didn’t get the advertisers pulling out like they did with Jenelle. I also guess the production crew doesn’t find Amber as dangerous personally as they did David. She’s still as much a POS with her “beautiful soul” BS.

See Jenelle - but seriously Dude? He apologized for threatening you. 

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16 hours ago, geauxaway said:

I agree on Chelsea.  I think things are gonna get hairy for teenage Aubree.  Absentee dad, perfect step dad forced on her, much younger sib set.  Chelsea and Cole are gonna be focused on the young ones (especially if they have more).   I mean, the same could be said for any of these families, I suppose.  

I can see that. But my money is on Jenelle becoming the first grandma. Aubree seems like she's on the right path and even though she has a crappy father, she has a good mother and step-dad who genuinely care about her and she seems like a sweet 10 year old. Jace is most likely going to knock someone up.. terrible mom, non existent dad, horrific step-dad, and crazy grandma raising him. I can also see him turning into a drug addict. He is young so he still has a semi sweetness to him, but I can just see how it's  gonna go and hasn't his teachers said as much?

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I watched the review of Jenelle's eyebrow kit, as someone upthread posted and loved it.  It's typical Wish.com shit from China.  But looking on the reviewers Instagram, I found in her comments Jenelle is trying to get her to remove it.  Tough shit, Jenelle, it's freedom of speech and part of the cosmetics game.  Some highlights:

  • Hairs were found in the wax
  • The tweezers are tiny and cheap
  • The pencil broke on the girl 3 times while trying to do her brows
  • The "universal" shades were 3 shades of light brown so screw it if you're blonde, dark brown, red head, POC or dark complexion.  Basically anybody but Jenelle's shading can't use it. 
  • She had to contact Jenelle directly for tracking.  She placed the order and nothing happened for the longest time.
  • Jenelle didn't think to send out kits to all the big influencers.  
  • The reviewer got her money back for the hairs, but saw a second reviewer on YouTube that also had hairs. 
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I do not see Aubree becoming a teen mom. I know it can happen to anyone, but she has a very stable homelife and seems to be a bright and confident young lady. 

I definitely think it will be one of Leah's girlses and or Jenelle's, who make someone a grandma. 

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1 hour ago, dariafan said:

Girl, no one wants to see your cash and prizes 

I wonder who told her that if she arches her back and sticks her ass out, her belly wouldn't look as big? Epic fail. Also, fat shaming has always been her go to when she was ragging on someone. So, I don't feel bad at all for saying she looks like shit and NO ONE wants to see her cellulite dimpled thighs! Put some pants on, you sleazy bitch!

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10 hours ago, Jaclyn88 said:

I can see that. But my money is on Jenelle becoming the first grandma. Aubree seems like she's on the right path and even though she has a crappy father, she has a good mother and step-dad who genuinely care about her and she seems like a sweet 10 year old. Jace is most likely going to knock someone up.. terrible mom, non existent dad, horrific step-dad, and crazy grandma raising him. I can also see him turning into a drug addict. He is young so he still has a semi sweetness to him, but I can just see how it's  gonna go and hasn't his teachers said as much?

I do think it’s likely to be Jace. He’s also got the genetic lottery stacked against him as far as mental health and impulse control goes. 

I don’t see Gracie being a teen mom, I think she carried a lot of weight in Leah’s household as “the normal one” and that would make her less likely to want a child crazy young. I also think IF she became pregnant and wanted to terminate the pregnancy both sets of parents would be supportive. Ali is a toss up, we have no idea how all the damn ABLEISM going on around her will effect her self esteem- will it make her be insecure and think to herself as a non sexual being? Will it cause her to “seize the day” because she can die at any time and make riskier sexual choices? Will she be alive and healthy enough for sexual activity by late adolescence? (I know many adults with MD have healthy sex lives, but given how little we know about Ali’s prognosis I don’t know what the next decade looks like). Addie is more likely to be a teen mom than Gracie IMO.

But it’s also possible that Jace will feel his family tree is a curse and NOT want kids at all, or be afraid to have bio kids. But that’s assuming he thinks about it and isn’t just heterosexual fucking without protection.

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9 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

I do think it’s likely to be Jace. He’s also got the genetic lottery stacked against him as far as mental health and impulse control goes. 

I don’t see Gracie being a teen mom, I think she carried a lot of weight in Leah’s household as “the normal one” and that would make her less likely to want a child crazy young. I also think IF she became pregnant and wanted to terminate the pregnancy both sets of parents would be supportive. Ali is a toss up, we have no idea how all the damn ABLEISM going on around her will effect her self esteem- will it make her be insecure and think to herself as a non sexual being? Will it cause her to “seize the day” because she can die at any time and make riskier sexual choices? Will she be alive and healthy enough for sexual activity by late adolescence? (I know many adults with MD have healthy sex lives, but given how little we know about Ali’s prognosis I don’t know what the next decade looks like). Addie is more likely to be a teen mom than Gracie IMO.

But it’s also possible that Jace will feel his family tree is a curse and NOT want kids at all, or be afraid to have bio kids. But that’s assuming he thinks about it and isn’t just heterosexual fucking without protection.

My bet for first one to get pregnant is Sophia...I mean she's being raised by highly sexualized mother who parades around the house nude and has an explicit porn video out there that Sophia could see at anytime on the internet. Because she comes from such a highly dysfunctional mess of a family and has never had a father figure in her life (her Grandpa Abraham is a wimpy weak man) she will be attracted to the first guy who calls her pretty and sweet talks her into bed. I'm betting she's pregnant by 15.

5 hours ago, Mkay said:

Click the arrow on the right to see both pics. 

Is she doing plus size modeling now? Nice tattoos...🤮 she looks like every barmaid at a biker bar.

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@kicksave I think Farrah will have Sophia on long term contraception as soon as possible. Also if she did become pregnant Farrah wouldn’t make her have it like Deb did. She may be the first to be sexually active but I don’t think she will be the first to be a parent. Farrah hasn’t had any more kids so she obviously believes in contraception. 

What is Jenelle wearing?!!! She looks like she’s wearing a fat suit. Not that she gained weight but that they padded her clothes. 

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I am still waiting for the court date between Nathan and Jenelle over custody of Kaiser.  It is going on 3 months that the kids have been returned to her.  I don't know what the hold up is on the court date but I hope Nathan didn't change his mind.

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I don’t follow Janelle on IG and don’t want to give her any clicks.  Has she ballooned up all of a sudden?  It looks like she’s gained 20lbs in a month.  As a fellow curvy girl, curves will look better if you don’t try to squash them into a dress the color of police tape that wrinkles up on ya because it’s three sizes too small.  The irony of this dumb bitch wearing wrinkly police tape.  🤦🏼‍♀️ 

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10 minutes ago, Booger666 said:

I don’t follow Janelle on IG and don’t want to give her any clicks.  Has she ballooned up all of a sudden?  It looks like she’s gained 20lbs in a month.  As a fellow curvy girl, curves will look better if you don’t try to squash them into a dress the color of police tape that wrinkles up on ya because it’s three sizes too small.  The irony of this dumb bitch wearing wrinkly police tape.  🤦🏼‍♀️ 

It's been happening gradually. It was really evident in the pics and video of them going to and from the courthouse during the CPS debacle. Her diet of biscuits and gravy, fettuccine alfredo and a ton of Corona to wash it down has finally caught up with her and she is too vain and stupid to wear clothes that fit her new, larger body. 

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I am actually worried about Jace getting the first girl he has sex with pregnant.  I mean what kind of adult roll models does he actually have?   Yes he isn’t being physically raised by Janelle but Barbara is  barely better.  The kid is sooooo going to be the daddy of at least two trap babies before he is old enough to drink legally.   

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2 hours ago, druzy said:

XJ Beauty, Jenelle's makeup manufacturer, ended their business relationship with JE cosmetics because Jenelle is not representative of their values. 

Wait, are they still filling all the bulk orders??? There are DOZENS OF THEM! DOZENS!!!!!!! (tm TObias Funke)

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1 hour ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Wait, are they still filling all the bulk orders??? There are DOZENS OF THEM! DOZENS!!!!!!! (tm TObias Funke)

Ok. Who called it ?  I think some one here gave it 2 weeks 

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4 minutes ago, dariafan said:

Ok. Who called it ?  I think some one here gave it 2 weeks 

Jenelle will probably go on Alibaba and find a manufacturer that will produce her brow kits for $1.50 each. 

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Everyone knows Ensley does not have Down syndrome. Posts suggesting that she does will be removed and warnings issued. Posts such as these leave the impression that an arguably unflattering picture could somehow be construed as a child being disabled is considered ableist and is against the rules of the board.

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