Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[heatherchandler]

On 9/10/2019 at 3:55 PM, FairyDusted said:

HATE these MFers! They MUST need the lil bit of coin to give that interview. 

FFS...."CONVERSATING"  WTF? Please send those kids to school. They are not fit for any type of Home Schooling. Or anything else for that matter.

OMG where did they say "conversate??" 

3 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Seriously. We have chihuahuas (and have had them long before we had human kids - they were/are our first "babies"). Basically from the moment our human children could reach for/at the dogs, we've told them "NO" for the one that doesn't like kids and taught them they could pet the friendlier one who loves kids but ONLY when we are holding them and if they pet "soft, soft" and "gentle, gentle."  We've taught them NEVER to chase the dogs (even the friendly one!), corner them, or go near the dogs while they're eating.  We've taught them never even to approach the dogs without permission from us.  If the friendlier one comes to cuddle by one of our human kids while they're sitting/laying down, we taught them just to pet them gently, not pick them up from where they've laid next to them, or to move them (but to call for us if they want the dog moved).  Even our friendliest chihuahua who loves kids (a rare chihuahua trait) would have snapped if he'd be corned like Ensley was doing to Nugget. 

If you're going to have kids around your dogs (or vis-versa), you have to train your kids how to behave around them/with them.  They're the humans and they can be trained how to treat animals because dogs are going to freak out when someone comes at them or corner them, especially physically unstable, walking-hurricane, loud-ass toddlers who come hunkering towards them.  That has to be scary for a dog. Poor Nugget. This just makes me so sad again. Sad for Nugget, but sad also for Ensley, Kaiser, and the other kids to see their dog nearly beat to death then shot for just doing what dogs do. 😞 

YES - I don't have dogs, I have cats, and my 6 year old wants to play with them, and sometimes hugs a little too hard.  He has gotten swiped more than once, and guess who I blame?  Not the CAT!  Animals are not vindictive, they don't lash out to be jerks.  They only do it to protect themselves.  How dare David try to blame little Nugget?? 

With these new stories about Jenelle and David coming out, I am getting enraged all over again, this is not good for my anxiety!

[geauxaway]

5 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

OMG where did they say "conversate??" 

YES - I don't have dogs, I have cats, and my 6 year old wants to play with them, and sometimes hugs a little too hard.  He has gotten swiped more than once, and guess who I blame?  Not the CAT!  Animals are not vindictive, they don't lash out to be jerks.  They only do it to protect themselves.  How dare David try to blame little Nugget?? 

With these new stories about Jenelle and David coming out, I am getting enraged all over again, this is not good for my anxiety!

FFS my son is 11 and still hasn’t learned not to fuck with the cat.  Just the other day he was like mom look what the cat did to me (scratch on his wrist).  My reaction?  What did you do to him to make him upset?  “We were boxing.”  He knows, I know, we allllll know.  

[FairyDusted]

On 9/10/2019 at 9:24 AM, druzy said:

Listen at your own risk @heatherchandler ! 

[harleybeanswind]

Good God. I think she’s pregnant again, according to her Instagram. Unless this is more clickbait? I refuse to give her my swipe. 

If so, that’s another girl to raise in a world of abuse. I can’t upload the screenshot I took, (I’m pretty inept at technology.) And judging by her weekend pictures, she was NOT sober. Such a disgrace to humanity.

Edited September 11, 2019 by harleybeanswind
My own forgetfulness!

[LBS]

1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

With these new stories about Jenelle and David coming out, I am getting enraged all over again, this is not good for my anxiety!

Everyone here after reading the new nugget story:

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

From 2016:  Jenelle can "almost" relate to those who lost family on 9/11.

WHAT DOES THE EVEN MEAN?! Her uncle retired a week prior to nearly 3,000 people losing their lives in a terrorist attack and this relates...HOW? 

[Mkay]

We have a lab.  A three yr old lab. We have had her since she was 7 weeks.  Her name is Luna. Luna is smart, knows tricks, sweet, and also alerts us to strangers pulling up outside.  I say all that to say this. Labs are supposed to be one of the best, sweetest family pets.  My child is 13 now.  But even she knows not to sneak up on Luna.  If her back is to you, make some noise so she knows your coming up in her. Talk before you pet her if her eyes are closed. I don’t care if you have the sweetest dog in the world, all dogs can bite.   Luna never has.  Even when playing I can put my hand in her mouth and she licks. Hahaha She’s a very active sleeper.  She runs, barks, wags her tail in her sleep.  We know better than to touch her at those points.  Yes she’s a lab and she’s nice.  But she’s also a dog and has her own personal space, just like people. 

[Mkay]

So high 

*Snap of a video and it looks worse than this. 

[Mkay]

This HAS to be fake right?! Pauline Hankins is the judge who ruled in her favor.  (Click picture)

Edited September 12, 2019 by Mkay

[geauxaway]

10 minutes ago, Mkay said:

This HAS to be fake right?! Pauline Hankins is the judge who ruled in her favor.  (Click picture)

I don’t believe for one minute Peter Gozina is a real person.  I have a friend I used to work with when I was the receptionist at our office and she would call me and ask for Dick Gozina (pronounced Gozinya).  Say it out loud......

[FairyDusted]

I’m guessing just by the composition that the Swamp is writing these up. No Fucking way is a judge pissing around with this shit. 

Nice try assholes. 

[CaliforniaLove]

What does the quality of cosmetics have to do with how long you haven't been a tweak-nut (even though you're still obvs a tweak-nut)? 

[Mkay]

[starfire]

56 minutes ago, Mkay said:

So high 

*Snap of a video and it looks worse than this. 

For someone hawking a brow kit, why do her brows always look like crap?

[Mkay]

She really thinks she looks so hot. 😆

[Mkay]

[Mkay]

[monicageller]

[blubld43]

6 hours ago, Mkay said:

Omg terrible. Happy to see she has zero taste, looks like a plump, foil wrapped turkey.

Edited September 12, 2019 by blubld43

[dariafan]

Why ?  Just why ? Her application looks terrible. I certainly am not spending that much for what is  probably bad products 

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, dariafan said:

Why ?  Just why ? Her application looks terrible. I certainly am not spending that much for what is  probably bad products 

She looks god awful, if you click on these pictures, you really see how much weight she's gained, and the lack of professional stylists/hairdressers these days. She's wearing the same black shoes she wore to court several times and they don't go with the dress at all.

[Tatum]

9 hours ago, blubld43 said:

Omg terrible. Happy to see she has zero taste, looks like a plump, foil wrapped turkey.

Being told she resembles a plump foil wrapped turkey would hurt her far worse than calling her a shit mother that is an absolute drain in society.

Edited September 12, 2019 by Tatum

[TresGatos]

17 hours ago, harleybeanswind said:

Good God. I think she’s pregnant again, according to her Instagram. Unless this is more clickbait? I refuse to give her my swipe. 

I saw the "Is Jenelle Evan Eason pregnant?" clickbait. Didn't the bitch claim to have had her tubes tied a couple of months back?

[Fosca]

It also doesn't help that her skin is as shiny as her dress.  I mean, I sweat too and my skin occasionally gets a bit greasy, but I'm not hawking a line of makeup which presumably would prevent one from looking like they're made of plastic.

And that smirk she has really makes me consider violence.

[lovesnark]

1 hour ago, TresGatos said:

I saw the "Is Jenelle Evan Eason pregnant?" clickbait. Didn't the bitch claim to have had her tubes tied a couple of months back?

All of her pregnancy stories are clickbait. From what I've read, she posts them and when someone clicks, they're taken to a story about some other 'celebrity's' pregnancy news. And, every click puts money in their nasty pockets.

[starfire]

6 hours ago, monicageller said:

Unbelievable.  I am actually embarrassed for these losers.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

On 9/11/2019 at 10:16 PM, Mkay said:

In this second video, Jenelle is "nodding out on the couch next to Kieffer (in his signature green hoodie)" level of high.  

On 9/12/2019 at 1:34 AM, Mkay said:

It looks like Jenelle's "lifestyle" has finally caught up with her (physical looks).  She looks like she's lived hard for a long time (as she has). 

And that dress is....a choice.  It looks like someone sprayed gold spray paint on a trash can and she got inside.

Edited September 16, 2019 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[harleybeanswind]

4 hours ago, lovesnark said:

All of her pregnancy stories are clickbait. From what I've read, she posts them and when someone clicks, they're taken to a story about some other 'celebrity's' pregnancy news. And, every click puts money in their nasty pockets.

Thank you! I remembered the tubes tied story and was therefore flabbergasted at this news. She is vile, and yes. That dress can be worn by a certain type. Michelle Pfieffer in Scarface, comes to mind. Michelle you are not, Jenelle. 

[Enya Face]

16 hours ago, blubld43 said:

Omg terrible. Happy to see she has zero taste, looks like a plump, foil wrapped turkey.

Lmfao! The first thing I thought was “it could be a cute outfit... but she looks like a greasy, gold foil wrapped ham”

Also, someone needs to tell her that the titty bronzer cleavage trick need not be that harsh. Her Vasaline/meth sheen is rough enough.

Great minds and all 😉😄

Edited September 13, 2019 by Enya Face
More shade. All snark. As always!

[dariafan]

These fools need to get a management team.  To tell them hey you are launching an overpriced cosmetics line, maybe don’t admit you actually did kill the dog and lied to the court about it being a publicity stunt   Oh and hey you lies about killing a dog as a publicity stunt- you deserve all the hate 

[DangerousMinds]

Jenelle’s eyebrows have always been one of her worst qualities. So she launches an eyebrow makeup line? 

[galaxychaser]

She should have launched a do it at home wax kits...

I would pay $ to see J wax her genitals 🤣🤣🤣.

[blubld43]

4 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

She should have launched a do it at home wax kits...

I would pay $ to see J wax her genitals 🤣🤣🤣.

Well I'm afraid you're elected to thereby take one for the team.....

[FairyDusted]

Yeah....I draw the line RIGHT THERE! 

Are eyebrow kits really a huge thing? Cuz I've found tweezers at the drug store for under 2 bucks have gotten me by in life just fine. A 20 dollars wax on occasion.  

[kaydub]

On 9/12/2019 at 2:34 AM, Mkay said:

did you read the twitter comments on that link? this one is the best lmao:

[Clawdel]

Well, Jenelle I see you reviews are coming in for your brow kit. 

On 9/12/2019 at 7:24 AM, blubld43 said:

Omg terrible. Happy to see she has zero taste, looks like a plump, foil wrapped turkey.

This comment made my day. 

[lovesnark]

Oh, my! I've spent way too much time on Twitter today reading all of the just plain stupid things Thundercunt did with her overpriced, made in China brow kit.

She used the Leaping Bunny cruelty free logo on her website and Leaping Bunny did NOT certify her products, nor have they ever heard of her or her *cough* cosmetics. The logo was taken off the website, but the idiot had it printed on all of the boxes. If she wants to keep selling them, she will have to pay to repackage every.single. one. of the remaining 2800 kits.😂

She called one of the products Brow Power. It cosmetics (owned by L'Oreal) trademarked the name Brow Power when they started selling it years ago. It's also printed on all of the boxes.😂😂

She has sold a whopping 19 kits since her big launch party on the balcony of their hotel room.😂😂😂

@Jennhatesyou on twitter bought one of the kits and will do a full video review soon. So far, she's tried to use just the brow pencil and it broke every time she tried it. There was only an inch of product to start with and it all broke off.😂😂😂😂

Way to go! Unauthorized use of someone's logo, misrepresenting the product as cruelty free, stealing a trademarked brand name and shitty product is a great way to kick off the biznuss Thundercunt and her huzzbin spent 2 years and I hope their last dollars on. You can't make this shit up🤣🤣

Edited September 15, 2019 by lovesnark

[geauxaway]

I stand by my belief that she was backed by a Russian or Chinese company, funded by illicit and illegal activities.  No reputable investor in their right mind would have bought into this.  No matter how much of her own money she put up.  

Maybe my year long estimate was a long shot, @FairyDusted you were probably more accurate with the 4 months you have it.   19 sold??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣.  That didn’t even pay for a meal in NYC.  Probably didn’t even pay for a round of drinks!

[FairyDusted]

Delish! Thank you for finding that info. She is dumber than we thought. She hired no one to get this out of the gate????? Wow! How many of those 19 kits will come back🤔

[geauxaway]

7 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

Delish! Thank you for finding that info. She is dumber than we thought. She hired no one to get this out of the gate????? Wow! How many of those 19 kits will come back🤔

It’s probably not worth anyone’s time, postage or hassle to return them.  It’s not like she is going to offer Amazon levels of customer service.  🤣

[lovesnark]

9 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

I stand by my belief that she was backed by a Russian or Chinese company, funded by illicit and illegal activities.  No reputable investor in their right mind would have bought into this.  No matter how much of her own money she put up.  

Maybe my year long estimate was a long shot, @FairyDusted you were probably more accurate with the 4 months you have it.   19 sold??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣.  That didn’t even pay for a meal in NYC.  Probably didn’t even pay for a round of drinks!

I can believe she had enough money to pay the Chinese manufacturer to throw the dollar store quality products in a box with her logo on it. It looks like she ordered 3000 units which was probably the minimum order, so she paid more per unit. That's why she's asking   such a ridiculously high price for low end crap.  She won't even get the cost of the manufacture and packaging back, let alone the money she spent on all the flights to DC and NY, legal fees, hotels and the hideous clothing they both wore last week😂

5 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

Delish! Thank you for finding that info. She is dumber than we thought. She hired no one to get this out of the gate????? Wow! How many of those 19 kits will come back🤔

They don't take returns. Imagine selling something that could cause a reaction in a portion of the consumers using it and refusing to refund their money? People will have to do a charge back on their credit cards if they're not satisfied. Also, let's pretend someone actually likes it and wants more product. You have to fork out another $40 for more cheap tweezers, scissors and brushes included in the kit when all you need is more of the product. 

I'm laughing my ass off because I'm sure they both thought it would sell out in a few hours. 

[Lemons]

20 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

Delish! Thank you for finding that info. She is dumber than we thought. She hired no one to get this out of the gate????? Wow! How many of those 19 kits will come back🤔

There is no way the judge would write that review and it should be reported.  One hint is the sentence apparently written by the judge that states “I’m going to buy three kits, one for myself and one for my coworkers.”   Morons. 

[FairyDusted]

WOW! I hadn’t put to much thought about what these kits included but really no refills offered either?? 

19 fools parted with 40 bucks. SHE parted with how much and it’s all shady! Damn! DumbFucks...

[lovesnark]

15 minutes ago, Lemons said:

There is no way the judge would write that review and it should be reported.  One hint is the sentence apparently written by the judge that states “I’m going to buy three kits, one for myself and one for my coworkers.”   Morons. 

I suspect they, along with their lone friend Katrina are writing the reviews. The website says they have the right to delete any negative reviews, so even if someone bought it and wrote an honest review, they would delete it unless it was 5 stars. The only place real reviews will be seen is on third party sites.

[lovesnark]

Quote

She also stated that she really put a lot of time into finding the perfect products for her kit. “I don’t like that a lot of celebrities lately they just take products and are slapping their names on it, coming out way too quick with it,” she explained. “So I wanted to really work on this product, really work on the formula and we finally tested out so many and came out with the best eyebrow pencil ever.”

I found this quote on a magazine website. This is exactly what she did. She had a company in China send her a few samples of products and picked one. She was never involved with formulating anything. The reason it took her 2 years is because she was busy getting drunk and high in between court cases.

She also said she had to make this kit out of necessity because she was tired of going out to buy tweezers, then powder, etc and decided the world  needed it all in a kit. I guess she skipped over the gazillion brow kits on the market when she was doing her running around for supplies to draw on the worst brows ever seen on TV?

Edited September 15, 2019 by lovesnark

[rhofmovalley]

2 hours ago, lovesnark said:

I can believe she had enough money to pay the Chinese manufacturer to throw the dollar store quality products in a box with her logo on it. It looks like she ordered 3000 units which was probably the minimum order, so she paid more per unit. That's why she's asking   such a ridiculously high price for low end crap.  She won't even get the cost of the manufacture and packaging back, let alone the money she spent on all the flights to DC and NY, legal fees, hotels and the hideous clothing they both wore last week😂

They don't take returns. Imagine selling something that could cause a reaction in a portion of the consumers using it and refusing to refund their money? People will have to do a charge back on their credit cards if they're not satisfied. Also, let's pretend someone actually likes it and wants more product. You have to fork out another $40 for more cheap tweezers, scissors and brushes included in the kit when all you need is more of the product. 

I'm laughing my ass off because I'm sure they both thought it would sell out in a few hours. 

But don't forget, they have the whopping $175 their Go Fund Me campaign raised. If this keeps up they'll have an entire month or two to think up their next moronic money making attempt. 

[dariafan]

1 hour ago, lovesnark said:

I found this quote on a magazine website. This is exactly what she did. She had a company in China send her a few samples of products and picked one. She was never involved with formulating anything. The reason it took her 2 years is because she was busy getting drunk and high in-between court cases.

She also said she had to make this kit out of necessity because she was tired of going out to buy tweezers, then powder, etc and decided the world  needed it all in a kit. I guess she skipped over the gazillion brow kits on the market when she was doing her running around for supplies to draw on the worst brows ever seen on TV?

Benefit brow bar at Ulta 

[geauxaway]

I’m sincerely asking, did she really think this was going to be her cash cow / legacy?  That they would be able to live off of at the same level they were living with the MTV money?  I wouldn’t think anyone could be that ignorant or delusional, but here we are.

This is also the woman who built her double tall on a swamp, and the proceeded to try to raise livestock....on a swamp.  I cannot even imagine the smell of that place.  The runoff alone has got to be toxic and seeping into their well, septic and foundation.  

How are they still alive????

[Booger666]

9 hours ago, geauxaway said:

How are they still alive????

Per their 23andMe genetic testing report they are 90% cockroach and 10% meth.

[lovesnark]

9 hours ago, geauxaway said:

I’m sincerely asking, did she really think this was going to be her cash cow / legacy?  That they would be able to live off of at the same level they were living with the MTV money?  I wouldn’t think anyone could be that ignorant or delusional, but here we are.

This is also the woman who built her double tall on a swamp, and the proceeded to try to raise livestock....on a swamp.  I cannot even imagine the smell of that place.  The runoff alone has got to be toxic and seeping into their well, septic and foundation.  

How are they still alive????

The bolded words answered your own question. The level of delusion is truly mind boggling. Even if you take their history of being horrible people out of the equation and just go with Jenelle's "style", no one wants to look like that!

Ever since she showed up on TV, she has been dragged for her clothes and makeup, most notably, her terrible, awful eyebrows!