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Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None


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14 hours ago, Talky Tina said:

I bet Dave treats Kaiser so badly.  He is such an asshole that I can see him taking everything out on Kaiser because he's Nathan's son, and I'm sure Jenelle allows it.  If he's calling him a little bitch on camera, it scares me to think of what he does off camera. 

I wouldn't be surprised if Kaiser goes for an long-term stay with his paternal grandmother once this new baby arrives. You know how overwhelmed Jenelle gets when it comes to providing basic care for her kids.  I can see Uncle ID Channel using that as a opportunity to finally get rid of the "whinny little bitch".

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18 hours ago, Miss Chevious said:

Does anyone else find it a little strange their children are conspicuously missing from the idyllic photo shoot? It's like there's just the two of them awaiting their new little arrival like it's their first one ever. Usually when people already have kids, wouldn't they normally include them in a birth announcement? In the vein of "adding to the family". Seems kind of cruel to completely disregard Jace, Kaiser and Maryssa from sharing in this.

Right now Jenelle has one kid. In the womb. The other two don't exist. Poor Jace, Kaiser and Babs. 

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I see girls like Jenelle everyday. Sad. I'm a foster parent and some women have kid after kid. Just like Jenelle. I hope this is her last kid ever. 

17 hours ago, Talky Tina said:

 It was a joke, I was kidding.  I know all of this.  I don't really want people to be forcibly sterilized.  It was sarcasm. 

Having twins is the only way Jenelle will ever have two kids by the same dad. 

Having twins means she'll probably keep one outside because she can't handle two babies crying at once. She can't even handle one. 

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5 minutes ago, Darknight said:

Right now Jenelle has one kid. In the womb. The other two don't exist. Poor Jace, Kaiser and Babs. 

That's what I was thinking. Jace and Kaiser are superfluous at this point. Ensley will be as well once her father is out of Jenelle's life.

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Janelle gives me icky Diane Downs or Casey Anthony vibes.  I fear there will come a time when she runs out of grandmothers to dump these kids. She'll have to come up with a new way to get rid of them when UBT is gone and the new man doesn't like/want kids at all.

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1 hour ago, Darknight said:

 

Having twins means she'll probably keep one outside because she can't handle two babies crying at once. She can't even handle one. 

Well, at least if she makes one kid an outside twin, there'll be someone to keep the neglected pit bull company. 

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Dave gives me scary bad vibes. Not that Jenelle has picked winners, but there's something about him that really frightens me. I am afraid for Kaiser and this baby. 

I know Barb feels guilty regarding how Jenelle grew up, witnessing DV and the instability that went along with that, but she's got to lay down the line to protect Jace. If Jenelle wants to see Jace it will have to be at Barb's house or a public place without Dave. 

The cycle is starting again and as awful as it is Jace has the BEST chance being with Barb (even with all her faults) than anywhere near this mess. 

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43 minutes ago, poopchute said:

I was wondering about that.  I thought Jenelle was on one of the longer term birth controls. So I guess she went and had it removed??

If she ever had it inserted in the first place. Since it was a paid promo, she may have just wrapped tape around her arm and took the picture.

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22 hours ago, peskipiksi said:

 

My initial reaction was that since UBT isn't allowed to have one of his kids, maybe they thought it better to not have the kids in the shot at all, rather than to have to leave one out.  All or none, lest the missing child be hurt by his exclusion.

But then I remembered who I was talking about, and realized I was crazy to think they'd consider anyone but themselves.

 

Or maybe all the various custody arrangements made it impossible to get all 3 kids (sans the one UBT cannot see) together at once. 

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On 8/25/2016 at 4:07 AM, Darknight said:

Wow. How is he not in prison. He could've killed her.

Nathan's been bitching about MTV on Twitter. Fucking hypocrite. They paid your sorry unemployed woman beating ass. 

He also posted the scary as hell lyrics to this song, promoting violence against women (stabbing a woman "fifty times"), and said that's how he feels right now:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/avengedsevenfold/alittlepieceofheaven.html

While awaiting trial for nearly killing one. I have no doubt he's capable of murder. 

Scary. As. Hell. 

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I always watch shows about criminal minds and the age-old question is, how do we discover who is a killer before they actually kill someone?

 

Maybe they could start with a list of the men Jenelle has dated...

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The song is also about raping a dead woman. I understand it's likely symbolic, but it's not like Nathan's tiny brain can grasp that.  

What in the WORLD. 

He posted it the day he got out of jail.

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3 hours ago, Mkay said:

Fake Babs is on a roll today y'all. Hahaha 

 

Checkups every SIX months?! I think it's crazy that I have to go once a year, and my insurance pays for the visit! If Jenelle was on Medicaid like she so desperately wishes, I doubt she would be going more than once a year. 

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....and now we know why The Ashley was saying she was pregnant a while back but it took so long to confirm (and then the dates were all weird if you did the math and why she looked pregnant, then not pregnant, then pregnant.....apparently Jenelle had a miscarriage a month before this current pregnancy. I believe she was pregnant then not pregnant then pregnant again.....but I still think lots of her story doesn't make sense. 

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/jenelle-evans-had-miscarriage-a-month-before-latest-pregnancy-w436476

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43 minutes ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

....and now we know why The Ashley was saying she was pregnant a while back but it took so long to confirm (and then the dates were all weird if you did the math and why she looked pregnant, then not pregnant, then pregnant.....apparently Jenelle had a miscarriage a month before this current pregnancy. I believe she was pregnant then not pregnant then pregnant again.....but I still think lots of her story doesn't make sense. 

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/jenelle-evans-had-miscarriage-a-month-before-latest-pregnancy-w436476

Ugh, having read that I'm even more sick now. So, Jenelle seriously wants us to believe she and her newest Neanderthal had no intention to get pregnant now? Please, the bitch was probably planning on locking him down with baby on the second date, and vice versa. And what is that crap about her endocrinologist telling her to stay off birth control? I'm no doctor, but how does it make sense that you are being treated by a specialist for some mysterious "illness" yet your doctor thinks nothing of you risking getting pregnant when you could potentially be sick? Other then cheap condoms (like I really think they used those) there are non-hormonal IUDs, so I don't know what she is trying to sell. Guess she finally got some rag to bite and pay her for the pregnancy exclusive. And yes, just as speculated, she is OVERJOYED about having her little girl (finally)!!! Because now she has a little doll to coo over and dress up, not like those stinky little boys, oh noes! Because her precious little girl will never cry or be fussy or upset Daddy Bad Touch, she will be the perfect little angel! Man, I'm not a violent person but what I wouldn't give to smack the shit out of this stupid bitch.

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Hmm, let's see. A pregnancy, an abortion, another pregnancy, a miscarriage and now yet another pregnancy. And she's on a show that promotes safe sex for teenagers. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Too bad she didn't practice what she preaches.

And oh yeah, the condom was a cheap one, so it broke. What a limp excuse. (Pun intended)

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8 hours ago, Darknight said:

I see girls like Jenelle everyday. Sad. I'm a foster parent and some women have kid after kid. Just like Jenelle. I hope this is her last kid ever. 

Having twins means she'll probably keep one outside because she can't handle two babies crying at once. She can't even handle one. 

(Bolding mine). 

@Darknight, you're a hero.  I so admire and respect you for being a foster parent.  It's a hard road and I thank you for taking it.   I only foster animals and I have so much respect for you for being a foster parent.   One of my best friends when I was young was a foster child, I've never forgotten him and because of him I donate to my local foster children charity twice a year. 

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50 minutes ago, HeySandyStrange said:

 And yes, just as speculated, she is OVERJOYED about having her little girl (finally)!!! Because now she has a little doll to coo over and dress up, not like those stinky little boys, oh noes! Because her precious little girl will never cry or be fussy or upset Daddy Bad Touch, she will be the perfect little angel! Man, I'm not a violent person but what I wouldn't give to smack the shit out of this stupid bitch.

It's rather ironic because Jenelle has no use for boys and Dave seems like the type who has no use for girls. Yessiree, this will end well....

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so while she was complaining about all her ailments, she was actually pregnant and I wonder if that's why she was locked in her room that one time Barb came over. And the Target picture wouldn't that be the pregnancy she miscarried, so she had to be a couple months to be showing like that. 

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I still stand by what I said here months ago, she was waiting to find out the gender before announcing. It was likely another boy so she had an abortion and tried again right away. 

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22 hours ago, Mkay said:

A blind for today is not a surprise.

 

 This Teen Mom went 0 for 6 in her attempts to get anyone to pay for her pregnancy announcement. She even wanted a cover. I can still hear the laughing. Jenelle Evans

Or could have been Maci. It seems like Mtv is is taking notes from Bravo and using one storyline in every franchise.  This one is a little more complicated so I'm not quite sure how but it's awfully convenient to have one girl, from each show, with a surprise third child on the way. I can see both of them holding out for a cover, even it's only being  attributed to Janelle at the moment. Now let's bet on if Jennelle won't show her baby's face either. Janelle and Uncle ID Channel could say it's because they are "being selfish" too! Isn't that what Maci's excuse is?

37 minutes ago, Katt said:

I still stand by what I said here months ago, she was waiting to find out the gender before announcing. It was likely another boy so she had an abortion and tried again right away. 

Well, she says she had a miscarriage the month before so... 

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1 hour ago, Katt said:

I still stand by what I said here months ago, she was waiting to find out the gender before announcing. It was likely another boy so she had an abortion and tried again right away. 

I think you're right. 

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1 hour ago, Katt said:

I still stand by what I said here months ago, she was waiting to find out the gender before announcing. It was likely another boy so she had an abortion and tried again right away. 

I agreed with you then and I agree with you now.  I would even go so far as to speculate she likely had an abortion because she was pregnant with not-David's-kid. Jenelle and Nathan were hooking up. She even spent time with Keefuh.  I am not sure about the timeline, just throwing that out there since it is hard to remember what Jenelle is doing at any given time. These girls love to lie, twist the truth, and hide details.

Speculation is the game and just like Kail, she puts her whole life out there and leaves a lot to speculate.   I am not in the mood for right to privacy. 

I wish Jenelle would just get her uterus removed rather than bring another child into the world since she would not ever give a child away unless it was to Barb. Barb certainly doesn't need another child to take care of at this stage of her life.

Exactly how many times has Jenelle been pregnant now? Does this make 7 pregnancies?

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Apparently, Jenelle was already showing at the reunion on April 23rd and The Ashley reported the pregnancy on May 13th, citing producers freaking out at Jenelle being pregnant again and with an obvious baby bump. HOWEVER, if we are to believe the EDD Jenelle is claiming, she would have conceived around May 7th, so not even have missed a period by the time The Ashley's article was published. 
A miscarriage, she says? She must have had the abortion the same weekend as the reunion and conceived again within days. :s 
You know what? Just fuck off, Jenelle. 

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12 hours ago, poopchute said:

I was wondering about that.  I thought Jenelle was on one of the longer term birth controls. So I guess she went and had it removed??

According to the the lying bitch, she claims her doctor ordered the implant removed when she was complaining about her mystery illness *cough* (trying to score Xanax) *cough*. After she had it removed, miraculously, all of her symptoms disappeared. No way, no how was this pregnancy an oopsie. I really and truly think she felt like she had to have another kid to keep the MTV $$$ rolling in. Babs or Nathan could refuse to let Jace and/or Kaiser be filmed anytime they want to and without them, MTV has no use for her.

 

To reiterate what Katt said, Just fuck off, Jenelle. I wish karma would rear it's head and make something happen when she delivers the next little cash cow that requires a hysterectomy. Unless nature stops her, she's going to keep breeding with every loser she dates for more than a week and every child will suffer for it.

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I can never decide which of Jenelle's children I feel the worst for. 

This poor new baby  faces a future of being fed whole hot dogs in her high chair and being thrown into her crib covered in grease. Not to mention the psychological damage that will be done to a little girl being raised by a lunatic like Jenelle who is always on the lookout for the next felon she wants to procreate with. Excellent modeling behavior there for this baby girl's future.

Poor already neglected Kaiser will be pushed completely to the side since he has no biological tie  to Dave, the most important person in Jenelle's life at the moment other than herself. He barely got any nurturing (or "nourishment " to use Jenelle's words) from Jenelle as it is, he'll now be relegated to fifth banana in Jenelle's life behind herself (always #1), Dave, new baby girl and Dave's older daughter. Kaiser will be the one cooking the hot dogs that Baby Ensley eats for all three meals. 

And then poor Jace who has to watch his mother continue  to create new families with each new man she meets while he stays behind with Barb. I know Catelynn and Tyler get a lot of well deserved grief around here for their inappropriate feelings about their role in Carly's life but Carly will at least never have to question whether her birth parents cared for and loved her. We've seen their torment over the decision to give her up play out over every season of the show. Whatever you think their motives are in constantly bringing it up, there is genuine emotion there especially in Cate's case. Carly ended up in the best possible place she could as Brandon and Teresa's daughter and she gets the benefit of knowing her bio parents did want what was best for her. The scenes in their 16 and pregnsnt where they hand Carly over are still some of the most heart wrenching scenes ever aired on MTV. Jace will have endless footage of his mom running around partying with no thought at all for his well being or care other than yelling at Barb a couple of times per season about how he is her son and she wants him back. She didn't leave him with Barb because she knew she couldn't properly care for him, she abandoned him because a kid put a real wrench in her drinking, drugging and man hunting lifestyle. She never once showed even an ounce of remorse or regret over it and has done nothing to get him back since allegedly getting her life back together. I can't imagine the kind of damage that level of abject abandonment will cause for Jace.

 

Ugh, she is disgusting. 

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1 hour ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Given how Jenelle lets these guys whom she barely knows plow into her vagina sans condoms, how the hell has she avoided contracting a STD? 

Supposedly she hasn't. It was reported (gossip only, not confirmed) that the real reason Jenelle did not release a sex tape was not that she declined for moral reasons (her party line), but that she failed a "talent" (aka std screening) test, and the offer was withdrawn. 

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On 8/23/2016 at 10:56 AM, Lm2162 said:

I'd say she should have filmed it, but how the fuck could she have when she was sleeping and got CHOKED?!?! I can't even imagine the terror.

And yes, Nathan admitted to breaking into Jenelle's house and choking her at the reunion, actually. What a piece of trash. 

It's actually incorrect that Nathan has the same charges as David. Nathan has been charged with two felonies, including potentially deadly criminal domestic violence. David, to my knowledge, was only ever charged with misdemeanors? Maybe not, though. Anyway, as horrific as this is, it'll be darkly poetic if Nathan ended up a felon after all of his self-righteous "you live with a felon/you are a felon" blather. Not that Jenelle deserves the benefit of the doubt, but I'm sick of Nathan's insinuations that he's somehow any more fit as a human or parent. If he wanted to prove that, that ship has SAILED. And sailed hard. He's unemployed and charged with violent felonies. 

Never. Nathan never admitted to choking Jenelle. He sat there and said, "No" to each of the questions Jenelle threw at him while on that couch about what she claimed he did to her.

As for the comparison to Dave, no one is posting that he and Nathan have the exact same charges on their records. Dave was arrested and charged with choking his pregnant ex-girlfriend. He also threatened her. What Nathan did to his ex-girlfriend was similar. That's all. All in all, these two assholes have been arrested, charged, and accused of DV. 

Jenelle is lucky to still be alive considering the kind of guys she chooses as partners. If she doesn't die  of AIDs by the time she is 40 due to having unprotected sex, some guy will kill her.

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3 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Given how Jenelle lets these guys whom she barely knows plow into her vagina sans condoms, how the hell has she avoided contracting a STD? 

I bet she has! Do some of them effect the brain? 

I've been out sick for a week and a half and come back to this shitstorm?! Fuck, I'm gonna need some more Gatorade. I feel a set back coming on.

Fuck this bitch.  

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I think if Jenelle had really suffered a miscarriage she would've posted it on social media and went to the tabloids to garner sympathy. She probably would've blamed Nathan and his current girlfriend for stressing her out and causing the miscarriage. Like others on this forum, I believe she had an abortion because the sex of the baby wasn't what she wanted. Because everything is always, ALWAYS about Jenelle. My heart aches for Jace, Kaiser, and Ensley. They deserve so much better than her. She's a vile piece of shit.

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True. Plus she would've had to get pregnant immediately after. You'd think she'd give it a rest for at least a month or two to let the body heal a bit. Jenelle is such a habitual liar, it's hard to know what to think. The whole thing seems fishy to me. 

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@SPLAIN, didn't he switch the topic to Kieffer as semi-justification for breaking into the house, which he directly admitted to? Dr. Drew then discussed Kieffer and didn't press the issue of the multiple accusations of abuse.

As for the charges, that was Babs' faux Twitter that said they were the same charges.

I hope Jessica is OK. :( She's now been assaulted at least twice because of involvement with Nathan. Once by his ex, once by him. Poor girl. Who posts a song about stabbing women the day he gets out of jail for choking one?! 

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25 minutes ago, Lm2162 said:

@SPLAIN, didn't he switch the topic to Kieffer as semi-justification for breaking into the house, which he directly admitted to? Dr. Drew then discussed Kieffer and didn't press the issue of the multiple accusations of abuse.

 

 

Nathan took offense to the accusation of having cheated on Jenelle. That is why he mentioned Kieffer.

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On 8/25/2016 at 9:22 AM, poopchute said:

While trying to answer my own question, I came across this timeline of Jenelle's relationships. Not sure how accurate it is but here it is

She sure doesn't wait too long between boyfriends, does she?  That child (meaning Jenelle, can't call her a woman because she isn't) needs help.  She is probably the only person on Earth that I would say is a lost cause.  I don't like saying that about anyone (people have said that to me in the past and I improved my life since) but I say that about Jenelle.  I agree with those of you who feel that she probably had an abortion, then got pregnant soon after.  Not that she needs another child.  Jenelle sometimes comes to Fayetteville, NC (I live in Fayetteville).  I've never seen her (she mostly goes to clubs, and I have never been a clubber) in person, however.

Unrelated: Changed my avatar from Witch Leah to Showgirl Jenelle "Thats why I got all these feathers in my hair, for the concert"

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9 hours ago, Peachyqueen said:

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

 

Sorry, just had to log on to say that. Been trying for a baby for 4 years with my husband. Life is not fair, indeed. 

That's what I think of whenever I see these people with multiple kids. And the webs spin out-- Dave has multiple kids, one he can't see, and Nathan has another child of whom neither he nor his ex have custody. Courtland has a child. Jenelle's sister has kids, yes? With a guy in an on/off relationship? Don't know if her brother (also arrested for or convicted of DV) has kids. And think of, between all of them and the siblings and parents of the people I mentioned, and THEIR baby daddies, baby mamas, and exes, how many kids there are scattered around the world. Not to mention how many miscarriages and abortions. 

It's enough to make one an atheist. 

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Dave has multiple kids, one he can't see, and Nathan has another child of whom neither he nor his ex have custody.

yeah, I was really hoping at one point that Nathan would step up and get his toddler son OUT of Jenelle's house of horrors.  We all know how that turned out, Nathan is every bit as sorry as Jenelle is.

I honestly hope Kaiser gets left at his grandmother's house one day, and Jenelle and UBT decide to just leave him there.  That poor baby will have to fend for himself, once Jenelle and UBT get their little girl.  So disgusting!

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10 hours ago, Peachyqueen said:

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

 

Sorry, just had to log on to say that. Been trying for a baby for 4 years with my husband. Life is not fair, indeed. 

At this point, I will probably never have kids.  I fucking hate her.  Just send me Kaiser...

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12 hours ago, Peachyqueen said:

Sorry, just had to log on to say that. Been trying for a baby for 4 years with my husband. Life is not fair, indeed. 

I'm so sorry, hun. I know how you feel. It us 1.5 years of active trying to get our oldest son. We had all the tests done and were diagnosed with "unexplained infertility". I can't even imagine FOUR years. The hardest part is just never knowing if you can even GET pregnant. And then this psychopath seems to be able to get pregnant just by looking at someone. It really is unfair. I really hope and pray you guys have success soon!

 

 

As for the BC implant...I remember her stating she had to have it out too, because of all her weird, unexplained symptoms. I wondered back then if she wasn't saying that as a cover for them, because they were already trying to get pregnant. Now I'm even more convinced. 

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Now I'm even more convinced. 

I agree, and I don't put it past her to have aborted a male fetus, then gotten pregnant immediately again with the female.  She's a disgusting person and a terrible "mother", completely undeserving of the many breaks she's gotten in life.

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 Just send me Kaiser.

I know!  This kid just breaks my heart.

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So Jenelle is now confirming that she was indeed pregnant before this pregnancy, found out right before the taping of the reunion show last April, but miscarried (or "miscarried") just a month before she got pregnant again. Okeydoke.

So that's five known pregnancies -- Jace, Courtland's baby that she aborted, Kaiser, this alleged miscarriage, and Ensley-to-be -- and she doesn't want, nor does she deserve, a single one of them.

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@Chicken Wing you are late to the party, girlfriend. lol Or should I say, the shit storm that is Jenelle's life. Someone posted that information on the previous page.

My heart goes out to you all who have not been able to conceive while pricks, like Jenelle, go out and have kid after kid with no care in the world. I can't even imagine the heartache you all have been through and continue to go through. I hope the day comes soon where you all will one day have the children you so desire. I know in my heart of hearts you all will be wonderful parents.

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As for the BC implant...I remember her stating she had to have it out too, because of all her weird, unexplained symptoms. I wondered back then if she wasn't saying that as a cover for them, because they were already trying to get pregnant. Now I'm even more convinced. 

No doubt in my mind this fucking bitch made up all of those symptoms and claimed she was ill. Only Jenelle would claim to be so ill and then go out and get paid for some spring break gig. Most people who claim to be that ill, continue to be ill no matter what. It never magically stops. Jenelle's illness always seemed to stop and go away just in time when it suited her.

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