ElectricBoogaloo October 28, 2018 Share October 28, 2018 Sabrina: What's this? Zelda: Before it can be baptized, the temple of your body needs to be purified., cleansed of its toxins. Hilda: This is actually milk and eggs and rosemary and agrimony and a cupful of vanilla and a pinch of John the Conqueror root and tannis. Uh, and other herbs from my garden. Drink up, darling. Ambrose: Don't do it, cousin. Sabrina: A curse? You're cursing me? [all whoosh away] [laughter echoing] Succubitches. Sabrina: It's this town, this school. Fake Mrs. Wardwell: There's a culture of Puritanical masculinity? And Principal Hawthorne is the most intolerant, the most buffoonish, the most misogynist of all. When will the world learn? Women should be in charge of everything. Sabrina: The football players are a symptom, but the disease goes much deeper, into the bedrock of this school. So that's where we fight it, with a club for young women to meet and bolster each other, where we can discuss issues and problems we're facing and come up with proactive solutions. Roz: You mean like a club to topple the white patriarchy? Ambrose: Are you sure you don't want to kill [Principal Hawthorne]? Because we could do that. Sabrina: Nope. I just need him to take a day or two off from school. Ambrose: Right. Well, we'll only mildly traumatize him then. Sabrina: There's also the Harvey of it all. We very recently took things to the next level. Zelda: He hasn't defiled you, has he? Witch law forbids novitiates from being anything less than virginal. Ambrose: Oh, wow. Ambrose: ou need to get your hands on a malum malus. Sabrina: What's a malum malus? Ambrose: It depends on who's translating. If it's a man, it's the apple of evil. If it's a woman, it's the fruit of knowledge. 2 Link to comment
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