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God what a nasal, whining witch. I hope she knows how to turn tricks, because Even modest living in Chicago is pricey.

I would have sent her home to Mexico in a boat. I would have found a river in NC that connected to other rivers which drained into the Mississippi. Once her whining ass hit New Orleans, I would have arranged passage on a freighter that would have dropped her bitch ass in Mexico. I don’t care if it’s one thousand miles from wherever she’s from. 

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Fernanda has been rumored to be a yacht girl and escort. She also was seen in Miami with Roos and Pao recently, when she was down there for some type of festival. I just searched for those photos and posts but don't see them. 

Jonathan and Fernanda's divorce appears to be final and he was able to pull his financial support regarding her Adjustment of Status, which was reportedly because of her "accidentally" posting that video of his penis to her Instagram. That was reported by either his girlfriend or sister. That same person said Jonathan had a lot of evidence of Fern demanding he move to Chicago or he could stay in NC but demanding he pay for her to stay in Chicago and some were threats to do things if he didn't acquiesce to her demands and implied that is why the penis video was released. 

An Immigration attorney that has given opinions on all the cast that have issues has said that the ten year financial affidavit is never enforced and likely will not be unless the government funds it. The current political plans are to deport people who find themselves on government assistance but still not go after the American who signed the AOS, so it doesn't mean anything that Jonathan was able to pull the Financial affidavit.

When Fernanda found out the divorce was going to be granted, she was not going to be entitled to anything and he was not going to be ordered to continue to support her, she made claims of abuse and wanted to file under the Violence Against Women Act. Larissa tried the same thing but she had an attorney who told her to sit her ass down. I don't think Fern's application was ever processed under the VAWA because the claim blew up in her face during their divorce. Later, she was supposed to be a speaker at some type of woman's conference where she was going to discuss moving to the US and breaking away from her abusive husband all while twenty-whatever-years old and Jonathan reported it to his attorney. He then didn't say anything else so I don't know what happened with it. Like all of these castmembers, I don't follow them and only see when it's linked and sent to me, so he may have said something I've missed.

Fern is now trying to get a work visa by working as a model, but was only given a 60-day contract and it ended up dragging the agent into a meeting with immigration and allegedly caused all her paperwork to be reviewed more in-depth. Jonathan said he hopes she is deported and it looks like she may have screwed herself by working without a permit and lying about having a contract. There were also photos floating around of her working as a waitress in Chicago but that was months ago and I don't even know where to look for them. If this is true, she was working without a permit.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Km1g4HpO6hpmeZUqBtD0b8C9vc8KifG5swcg0/

I don't know why that won't embed.

There is someone in that thread saying she works for a modeling agency and there are no 60 day contracts, only 2 or 3 years, but other discussions say that a 60 day limited contract does exist, especially when dealing with yacht girls and escorts; they have to see if the clientele likes them. In my opinion, Fernanda's modeling has not been very good. This is her Instagram account. and here is a video example.

 

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On 12/19/2019 at 4:06 AM, Christina said:

Fernanda has been rumored to be a yacht girl and escort. She also was seen in Miami with Roos and Pao recently, when she was down there for some type of festival. I just searched for those photos and posts but don't see them. 

Jonathan and Fernanda's divorce appears to be final and he was able to pull his financial support regarding her Adjustment of Status, which was reportedly because of her "accidentally" posting that video of his penis to her Instagram. That was reported by either his girlfriend or sister. That same person said Jonathan had a lot of evidence of Fern demanding he move to Chicago or he could stay in NC but demanding he pay for her to stay in Chicago and some were threats to do things if he didn't acquiesce to her demands and implied that is why the penis video was released. 

An Immigration attorney that has given opinions on all the cast that have issues has said that the ten year financial affidavit is never enforced and likely will not be unless the government funds it. The current political plans are to deport people who find themselves on government assistance but still not go after the American who signed the AOS, so it doesn't mean anything that Jonathan was able to pull the Financial affidavit.

When Fernanda found out the divorce was going to be granted, she was not going to be entitled to anything and he was not going to be ordered to continue to support her, she made claims of abuse and wanted to file under the Violence Against Women Act. Larissa tried the same thing but she had an attorney who told her to sit her ass down. I don't think Fern's application was ever processed under the VAWA because the claim blew up in her face during their divorce. Later, she was supposed to be a speaker at some type of woman's conference where she was going to discuss moving to the US and breaking away from her abusive husband all while twenty-whatever-years old and Jonathan reported it to his attorney. He then didn't say anything else so I don't know what happened with it. Like all of these castmembers, I don't follow them and only see when it's linked and sent to me, so he may have said something I've missed.

Fern is now trying to get a work visa by working as a model, but was only given a 60-day contract and it ended up dragging the agent into a meeting with immigration and allegedly caused all her paperwork to be reviewed more in-depth. Jonathan said he hopes she is deported and it looks like she may have screwed herself by working without a permit and lying about having a contract. There were also photos floating around of her working as a waitress in Chicago but that was months ago and I don't even know where to look for them. If this is true, she was working without a permit.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Km1g4HpO6hpmeZUqBtD0b8C9vc8KifG5swcg0/

I don't know why that won't embed.

There is someone in that thread saying she works for a modeling agency and there are no 60 day contracts, only 2 or 3 years, but other discussions say that a 60 day limited contract does exist, especially when dealing with yacht girls and escorts; they have to see if the clientele likes them. In my opinion, Fernanda's modeling has not been very good. This is her Instagram account. and here is a video example.

 

It looks like she’s wiping herself. But more importantly, what is that black thing hanging out of the bottom of the shorts that male passerby is wearing?

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6 hours ago, iwasish said:

It looks like she’s wiping herself. But more importantly, what is that black thing hanging out of the bottom of the shorts that male passerby is wearing?

LOL, it's just a gap between his leg and the khanki shorts I think.  He is really into candy crush or whatever he is playing.  He should be more vigilant or he is going to stub a toe in those tevas 

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On 12/19/2019 at 3:06 AM, Christina said:

In my opinion, Fernanda's modeling has not been very good. This is her Instagram account. and here is a video example.

 

Yeah, okay Fern, got it. It's all about confidence when you assume your hefty legs in the spread eagle on-the-toilet pose. Hunch your back and suck on a pencil. Soooo mach sexy...

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Here she is, making the big announcement - because everyone needs to know! lol Seriously, though, this girl loves to talk about herself, but is SO boring. What I really wanted was to see the comments, which she encourages, but then she turned commenting off. Must not have been enough "love and support." I hope Jonathan is doing well.

 

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Ugh..I’ve never liked her at all. Seeing her tonight was not a treat. Why does she consider herself a model?  Omg, I know so many people who look so much better than her. It’s unfortunate. 

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Ugh...Hopefully it's just an update for What Now? and not another season.

I know Jonathan moved to Chicago, too, and think he got engaged, but don't care enough to want to actually see them on the show again. He also got caught sexting with an old flame around the time his engagement was announced.

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10 hours ago, Christina said:

Ugh...Hopefully it's just an update for What Now? and not another season.

I know Jonathan moved to Chicago, too, and think he got engaged, but don't care enough to want to actually see them on the show again. He also got caught sexting with an old flame around the time his engagement was announced.

As I recall, her dress was pretty. Too bad she didn't donate it instead of ruining it for show.

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On 6/21/2019 at 10:01 AM, RealReality said:

Okay, it sounds weird to me, but I've never lived in a rural area.  I've never even lived outside California.  It doesn't look like they live in the boonies....but I defer to more knowledge people, like you!

I would say that if she could get to the gym (where in assuming she went without Jonathan since he was "always gone") then she could get to other places. 

Do these places not have any form of public transportation either?

 

On 6/21/2019 at 1:55 PM, Elizzikra said:

They often don't.

It does seem that if Fern could get to the gym, she could go elsewhere and she also could take courses online. But if she was totally dependent on Jon for transportation, maybe he'd take her to the gym (he seemed to enjoy watching and listening to her work out) but not many other places?

What's wrong with biking places, especially if you want to get in shape

Maybe it's a long ride round trip or there aren't safe bike lanes/paths?

I live in a very rural part of west Tennessee. The closest town has a population of under 6,000. No Uber/Lyft or public transportation services whatsoever. Biking into town would mean riding on the shoulder of a 70mph highway full of rednecks in big pickups (decorated in Confederate flags) just chomping at the bit to swerve at you...

 

...I also chose to move here.🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m on 50 acres of peace & quiet. So. There is that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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4 hours ago, RubySoho said:

 

I live in a very rural part of west Tennessee. The closest town has a population of under 6,000. No Uber/Lyft or public transportation services whatsoever. Biking into town would mean riding on the shoulder of a 70mph highway full of rednecks in big pickups (decorated in Confederate flags) just chomping at the bit to swerve at you...

 

...I also chose to move here.🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m on 50 acres of peace & quiet. So. There is that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

With full gun racks and quite possibly a dead deer hanging out of the back of the bed...

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