Season 9 Live Posting Thread

[tennisgurl]

Its like an episode of Full House that was somehow also set in the Zombie Apocalypse! 

[Macbeth]

Is this an afternoon special on the dangers of alcohol??

[raven]

Blacksmith guy wants you to stop whining, Henry.  And so do we.

[catrox14]

Why doesn't Henry just tell them what he found out there? This is so fucking stupid.

[nodorothyparker]

"Threw up on a pig."

Welcome to Hilltop.

[AngelaHunter]

Henry says people back home are counting on him. Kids - they're such narcissists. Yeah, get your scrawny ass off our screens.

[Cherokee Rose]

Just now, AngelaHunter said:

I don't think they do. I believe they really think this pile of horse manure is stellar writing and spend their time high-fiving each other

Agreed. Esp. Gimple, destroyer of all that was in TWD.

[tennisgurl]

...WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE WE WATCHING?!?!

[mustbekarma]

2 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

Why do the shows writers hate us so much?

It's like the love for the audience is inversely proportional to their love of Negan.  Damn, do they really love Negan.

[Cherokee Rose]

1 minute ago, catrox14 said:

Why doesn't Henry just tell them what he found out there?

Cause the kids will just make his life harder.

[chick binewski]

Folks we have 8 minutes left, a herd of talking walkers, mysterious X's and Negan's out. Why are we getting an episode of Diff'rent Strokes?

[raven]

1 minute ago, tennisgurl said:

...WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE WE WATCHING?!?!

The Talking Teens??

[Ohwell]

WTF is Darryl doing?

[Ricci]

Good lord can you do something with getting that dog out of walker grabbing hands level.

[tennisgurl]

The writers love of Negan, beyond all reason and to the almost total ruination of the show, is practially at Regina from Once Upon a Time levels. If Maggie has to come back to apologize to Negan I freaking quit.

[Cherokee Rose]

I do like the fog... best part.

[nodorothyparker]

Well that didn't work at all.

[catrox14]

1 minute ago, tennisgurl said:

...WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE WE WATCHING?!?!

The Show Formerly Known as The Walking Dead

[DixonVixen2359]

This fog is giving me Sleepy Hollow vibes

[JackONeill]

Some rescue mission!

[raven]

Ok, we have fog AND a fence with spikes??  What's next, werewolves?

[Primstone]

those are some fast moving walkers, able to go past Daryl and catch up to Jesus and company

[Cherokee Rose]

Suspect all the "walker" rules are about to change.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Dead end, they have to fight.

[2FarGone]

I don't blame Lincoln for bouncing.

[tennisgurl]

Did we just wander into a Dracula adaptation? Between the peer pressure teenage sitcom episode and this weird Victorian mansion in the middle of fog, its like the show is bored of itself and is just randomly switching genres. 

[Ricci]

Sooooo I guess the cover yourself in walker bits to blend in won't work anymore?

[Ohwell]

Ninja Kicks won't get it Jesus

[CletusMusashi]

1 minute ago, raven said:

Ok, we have fog AND a fence with spikes??  What's next, werewolves?

Please, please, please let that happen.

[Ohwell]

Holy shit

[raven]

Where's Daryl???

Oh, Michonne to the rescue!  And what's her name.

[Cherokee Rose]

Love Eugene taking time to explain the gate's exact problem in the midst of all!

[gatopretoNYC]

2 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

...WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE WE WATCHING?!?!

My husband just completely seriously said to me "What the hell is this? This isnt the show. " thinking I had put something else on!

[Ricci]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[raven]

So of course Jesus doesn't get out because he wants to fight the zombies, or something.

[catrox14]

Does Jesus have a death wish?

[2FarGone]

Hell yeah. 

[tennisgurl]

Wait, what the fuck? Do the Walkers send their regards? Is Jesus really dead?!?!

[Cherokee Rose]

And so everything changes now!!

[chick binewski]

Oh fuck you, show!

[Ricci]

Also what did he whisper to Jesus when he stabbed him?

[Straycat80]

Oh no Jesus! 

[raven]

Just give Jesus a few days, he'll be back.

Aw, sad Aaron.  I don't like sad Aaron.

[gatopretoNYC]

3 minutes ago, Cherokee Rose said:

I do like the fog... best part.

I want one of those kickass flashlights.

[Cherokee Rose]

Did they hear the "walker" tell Jesus that?

[tennisgurl]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I want so many characters on this show dead, and yet you kill one of the ones I dont?!?

[EllipticalAddicted]

So much for that useless silly armor.

[2FarGone]

Finally made Jesus interesting and he bites it. lol Pretty bad ass dodge and stab by walker though.

[Ohwell]

Jesus holy shit.  Poor Aaron

[wait.what]

Better send off than Maggie.