S13.E10: Italian Night Fight

[KungFuBunny]

Vicki sets the record straight after Kelly continues to tell stories about Steve to Tamra and Shannon. Gina’s parents visit from Long Island to support her with the divorce. Vicki throws an Italian themed party, complete with a cooking lesson, where the ladies continue to think Gina is being too flippant about her divorce. Overwhelmed by the others doubting her, Gina sneaks off to the bathroom and calls an unexpected person for help.

Airs Monday, September 24th at 9:00 PM Eastern

[queenjen]

Who's she gonna call, David Beador? Cos that'd be unexpected. She's probably just going to call her husband, i'm betting.

[KungFuBunny]

13 hours ago, queenjen said:

Who's she gonna call, David Beador? Cos that'd be unexpected. She's probably just going to call her husband, i'm betting.

Alison DuBois

Know That!

Edited September 24, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[ivygirl]

3 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Alison DuBois

Know That!

Noted.

[walnutqueen]

18 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Vicki sets the record straight

So, she finally admits she cancer scammed?

I think not.

Begone, csc.

[dosodog]

All I know is this is my episode for Shannon to put a smack down on CSC (thank you WalnutQueen).

So here's hoping Shannon throws a plate of hot spaghetti at CSC.  Yeah!

Gosh I hope the unexpected person is Brooks' new wife!

[Mindthinkr]

On 9/23/2018 at 8:56 PM, queenjen said:

Who's she gonna call,

Ghostbusters 

[ivygirl]

I love Tamra’s “broken bone story” T-shirt. When I broke my nose I contemplated wearing something similar.

[MEH4250]

It's unfortunate Tamra's playing a double agent; real friendly with Vicki again, but at the same time allowing Kelly to talk so much crap about her. How's she going to feel when the season comes out? Some friends. Gina's rather opinionated for a newbie. She offended Vicki early on, now Shannon's in her crosshairs. 

Edited September 25, 2018 by MEH4250

[Straycat80]

Gina looks so different in her Th’s with the heavy makeup and poofy hair. 

[KungFuBunny]

8 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Gina looks so different in her Th’s with the heavy makeup and poofy hair. 

In her TH shots, I think a cosmetician from Jerseylicious gave her some home tips. Then she worked in the dark with no mirror while sitting on a running washing machine as it contains an uneven load...then voila

I'm still giving both new HW's a chance, I like them 1000% more than Lydia and Peggy

[LilaFowler]

Gina isn't being truthful about something. She and her husband are best friends, don't fight and are still attracted to each other and having sex. Isn't that the ideal marriage? What am I missing here?

[Duke2801]

I don’t think Vicki’s in any position to be referring to a younger, more fit housewife as a “fat ass”

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

Gina isn't being truthful about something. She and her husband are best friends, don't fight and are still attracted to each other and having sex. Isn't that the ideal marriage? What am I missing here?

I’m guessing her husband has a side piece. 

[whydoievencare]

Shane certainly likes to revisit the drama - really, he acts like every other housewife.  Still don't see the appeal.  None.  Nada.

[AnnA]

I must be getting senile.    I don't dislike Shane as much as I did the first few episodes.  In fact, he's growing on me. 

Edited September 25, 2018 by AnnA

[queenjen]

9 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

In her TH shots, I think a cosmetician from Jerseylicious gave her some home tips. Then she worked in the dark with no mirror while sitting on a running washing machine as it contains an uneven load...then voila

 

God I miss that show! Thanks for the Oliva love @KungFuBunny. I still do the themesong in my head! Yep, looks like Gina is representing from that area. Those kids are monsters, so this is probably how Gina would like to look if she ever went anywhere not kid related

[Bronzedog]

I would absolutely hate a cooking party.  I don’t even cook at home.

[queenjen]

2 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I would absolutely hate a cooking party.  I don’t even cook at home

All i do is cook at home and i'd hate a cooking party. So who likes cooking parties? People that don't eat? Oh. Right. I get it.

[AnnA]

Gina is really getting on my nerves.    She thinks she knows it all but she's clueless.   

[ivygirl]

I love cooking parties but I don’t think I’d want to go to a Vicki cooking party. I’m surprised she’s not doing a Pampered Chef party.

I can’t decide if Gina’s going a for “Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson” or an”Light-Makeup CC DeVille” look at this party.

[LilaFowler]

Is Delmenico or whatever his name is, married? I'm sensing something between him and Vicki. Ran into him at the mall, my ass.

I think it's odd when a wife with young kids predicts that she'll feel no pain when she's divorcing. Um, why not?! Your marriage failed. It's quite normal to experience grief, what's abnormal is to be so nonchalant about it. It didn't mean anything to you?

[Straycat80]

STFU Vicki! How ironic that she’s giving Gina advice about divorce. She’s been divorced twice, had a scam relationship, is in a relationship right now with a guy who’s smart enough not to marry her. The other divorced women are no better. Every relationship is different. If Gina is getting a friendly divorce more power to her. 

Every house ho dinner always ends with a screaming fight. 

[ivygirl]

She called... her husband! Shocker.

[Bronzedog]

I never thought someone else’s divorce was any of my business.

Vicki talking about a moral compass?  That’s rich.

[TexasGal]

Vicki telling anyone they have no moral compass - ha!!  It’s a good thing I wasn’t drinking anything.

I loved the sort of record scratch reaction when Gina said she doesn’t believe in God.  Take that fake hypocritical women!

Edited September 25, 2018 by TexasGal

[noveltylibrary]

Gina calls her husband to give her a pep talk on why they need a divorce.  WoW.

[Mr. Miner]

Vicki is a disgustingly ignorant moron...god damn!

[whydoievencare]

Where was Vicki's moral compass when she and Brooks were cancer scamming?

[MEH4250]

Gina has so much to say normally, but turned on her the tears flow. Very strange; so gregarious commenting on other people's situation, but the sharing isn't reciprocal.

[rideashire]

Misery loves company and the fact that Gina isn't miserable about her divorce is unacceptable to any of those women. If they're unhappy, everyone else must be too.

[Mr. Miner]

FO Gina!

[Straycat80]

Shane and Kelly should just stay away from each other. I wasn’t really listening to what they were saying, I was looking at that cute dog the whole time. 

[LilaFowler]

9 minutes ago, MEH4250 said:

Gina has so much to say normally, but turned on her the tears flow. Very strange; so gregarious commenting on other people's situation, but the sharing isn't reciprocal.

Exactly. The other women were just having "a lot of opinions." Gina is typical trash, she can dish it out but can't take it.

[dosodog]

Moral Compass?

Oh CSC.  What do you know about a moral compass?  

I'm living for the "You got rid of your gobble wobble" moment this season.  Please!

Shannon looks like everyone dumps on her this season.  Boo!

[lamujerdecente]

The waterbugs in the palmetto palm trees in my backyard after a drought and a famine, have more of a moral compass than Vicky. 

[Reality police]

36 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I would absolutely hate a cooking party.  I don’t even cook at home.

I used to teach them. Don't want to go to one.

[ghoulina]

This episode should be called - "She Doth Protest Too Much." Lots of defensiveness. 

Vicki claims Steve doesn't need his mommy because he has more money than her. Is that because he's a corrupt cop? Or because Coto Insurance sucks? Because nothing else makes sense. 

 

Is it possible to be on no one's side in divorce-gate? I seriously think they're all wrong!

The other girls seem to care too much about Gina's divorce. But I'm really tiring of how superior she's acting about the whole thing. "Well, YOUR divorce may have been awful, but Matt and I will be having a rose-adorned divorce ceremony where we exchange rings pledging to be best friends for life, who screw when in the mood, and give each other all the money." I mean, come on...who's she fooling with that shit?

I'm with Tamra. I,don't think she wants the divorce. He's got another gal. She's too humiliated to admit it. Maybe she even thinks that acting so cool about it will win him back. I'd kill to hear HIS end of the bathroom-cry conversation. 

Oh. And Gina, you don't get to say that the other women have to deal with YOUR opinions, but take umbrage when they have opinions about your shit. If you don't like opinions, stay off of reality tv. 

But ya, the others are a little TOO opinionated. And why do they care so much if she believes in God or not. I'm a Christian, But others people's religions don't concern me. And I'd certainly never assume someone can't have a moral compass without God. Vicki helped that toothless fuck fake cancer. But I guess it's cool because she has God.

 

What was with all the women wearing hats at the table???

 

Shane and Kelly made nice. I still think he's an ass. He didn't seem willing to take ownership of anything on his side; and he was still acting arrogant and being insulting. "I think that's just common sense." Not digging him at all. 

 

Channel and Jolie. We truly are in OC, aren't we?

[charming]

Who the fuck does Vicki "The Cancer Scammer" think she is judging Gina over not believing in God? You can still have morals and be an ethical person unlike people who lie about cancer to make money.

I also need Vicki to take a stadium full of seats about not getting divorced. She treated Donn like a leper throughout their marriage. She berated him for years, banned him from the family vacations, never wanted to spend time with him and they were both cheating the entire time. She needs to stop with the hypocrisy of staying together forever. 

Vicki, Kelly, Shannon & Tamra stayed married too long to men they didn't love that turned into intense hatred.  Gina doesn't want to be like them and I don't blame her.

Edited September 25, 2018 by charming

[Jel]

Gina talks about her expected to be amicable divorce.

Shannon: Just wait til it comes to the money

Gina explains that it wont be about money

45 seconds later Shannon is incredulous and exasperated, wanting to know why anyone thinks she cares about divorce and money.

Le sigh.

Shan was sporting her "I don't like the newb" face all episode. She never likes the new woman.

[mbaywife123]

Vicki is one disgusting person "pink parts" and all. cannot stand her! Her moral compass points down below every time. She wonders why her mood ring is always black.

Shannon is being kind of shut out this season, she's just kinda there like the sugar a creamer at the coffe shop.

Maybe Gina really doesn't like her soon to be ex- husband but is putting on an act for a good arranged settlement. But who really cares.

I am still befuddled by Emily & Shane. Weird dynamic.

I am tired of paying any attention to Kelly.

Good grief it looks like in the upcoming previews that Vicki has fucked with her face yet again!

[queenjen]

13 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

But ya, the others are a little TOO opinionated. And why do they care so much if she believes in God or not. I'm a Christian, But others people's religions don't concern me. And I'd certainly never assume someone can't have a moral compass without God. Vicki helped that toothless fuck fake cancer. But I guess it's cool because she has God

Vicki (and Tamra and quite a few of the others) are incredibly ignorant and culturally insensitive. This is connected to why they continue to make complete asses of themselves on overseas trips too: they exist inside the OC bubble. Such a condescending, self involved assumption to make about someone who doesn't do exactly as you do. Not even going to start on the list of Vickster's (CSC! Perfect) transgressions against not just her god, but all the gods and humanity. This fun bus is headed nowhere more interesting than Disney World.

[Jel]

22 minutes ago, Reality police said:

I used to teach them. Don't want to go to one.

Signing you up to run the gourmet evening on the PTV cruise (that is taking place in my head), Reality Police!

[ezzy4]

So the twice divorced, cheating, cancer scammer wants to preach morality and the importance of honoring the institution of marriage??...uhm....yeah, I'm gonna pass on listening to any of that CRAP.  

DEAR.LORD, Vicki, you have done gone lost your complete mind!

[Bronzedog]

I felt sorry for Jolie when she was dragged to Emily’s house.  Especially when Emily told her daughter to show her the upstairs like she was a realtor or something.

[mbaywife123]

10 minutes ago, Jel said:

Signing you up to run the gourmet evening on the PTV cruise (that is taking place in my head), Reality Police!

Where do I sign up for said cruise? Would like to request one of those big ass seafood towers as well as some of the yummy looking Persian food from Shahs!

[Reality police]

11 minutes ago, Jel said:

Signing you up to run the gourmet evening on the PTV cruise (that is taking place in my head), Reality Police!

 

Glad to. Pick the menu. I specialize in breads and pastries.

[rustyspigot]

I think Vicki is going to start selling moral compass insurance.

Emily's mouth/lips would not stop moving during that dinner.

Kelly should have went to Pump and tore down an olive branch to give to Shane.

And don't invite me to a dinner party and then have me make the meal, Vicki.

Edited September 25, 2018 by rustyspigot

[IntrovertRed]

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Channel and Jolie. We truly are in OC, aren't we?

That’a what I took from this episode, not all the stupid arguments.  But that someone actually named their kid 'Chanel'.

[walnutqueen]

Y'all are KILLING me (softly) and I haven't even watched the episode yet!