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6 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

What makes you think she is mentally fitty-two?  

I think Tarik and Ricky think that the strippers at the club like them and keep dancing near them not just because they are giving them money.

Why can't we get the Ricky's, Tarik's, even the Angie's and the like all in one room and let them compare notes, would there be any revelations or more delusions?

That's a good insight. Tarik and Ricky absolutely walk into the strip club feeling like studs, feeling like the women there want them. Hahaha!

I imagine that when we get them together for the Tell-All, each one will see the other two as fools. 

A popular delusion is for people to think that they're Jesus. I heard about an experiment where they got a bunch of these delusional people together to see what would happen. Each "Jesus" thought all of the others were frauds and that it was a test set up especially for him.

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26 minutes ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Now the daughter in Darcey-drama training pipes in to side with her mom "No you're not!" which inspires Darcey to display her best smug face.

And that’s the thing. The daughter only mouthed the words and hid her mouth with her hand when she said it. Darcey loudly and smugly responded, “THANKS ADOBO! I KNOW I’M NOT!” Why would Jesse even want to stay after that. I don’t care how badly the producers tried to make him stay. He should’ve packed up his leotard and little headband and left right then and there. 

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16 minutes ago, Cementhead said:

Another good laugh for me was when Dean asked Hazel if she was going to be enough woman for Tarik when they finally hit the sheets .... as she is so very obviously completely and utterly repulsed by him.  Yeah, sure, Dean.  She is going to rock his world!!  No way is she going to just close her eyes as tight as she can, go to her happy place in her head ($$$) and pray that it be over with as fast as possible. 

Hazel, look at the ceiling and think of America.

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4 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Hazel, look at the ceiling and think of America.

Lol!!  Same thing our poor guy Mike is doing over in Nigeria.  Because you know Angela is on top!

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I just don't get Jesse and Darcey. Is the sex that great? Does she interrupt his moans? Does he tell her to work on herself mid coitus? Why am I even thinking these thoughts???

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3 minutes ago, Lady Iris said:

I just don't get Jesse and Darcey. Is the sex that great? Does she interrupt his moans? Does he tell her to work on herself mid coitus? Why am I even thinking these thoughts???

Lol!!  Is her sex face as ugly as her crying face?  Because if it is, Michael and Hazel aren't the only ones staring at the ceiling and thinking of America. 

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2 hours ago, islandgal140 said:

 Ricky was sending $1500 to 2 women!?! Tricky Ricky must have signed be with that new charity Save the Thots!

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For just $1500 a month you too can sponsor a thot in a developing country. That is just $50 a day. Some of these thots can't even afford fit tea or a corset let along nose jobs, horrific bolt ons, lip and ass shots to build that perfect IG body! Search you conscious (or in this case, your penis) and reach deep into into your wallet (which is penis adjacent) and give generously today! 

 

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3 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

 Ricky was sending $1500 to 2 women!?! Tricky Ricky must have signed be with that new charity Save the Thots!

Help please? Whats a Thot? Must've missed it somewhere along the way. Tanks.

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Ok, I can't be the only one who noticed this....when Karine was in bed with the blue blanket over her face, Paul had what appeared to be a haircut.  The back of his head was shaved.  But when he's marrying Karine at the ceremony, he has his regular scruffy head of hair.  What's going on?!

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What exactly does Ricky do for a living that he can afford to send two women money? 

Angela, honey. Never mind Instagram. You are never going to get pregnant. What are you thinking? She needs to start listening to her daughter. 

Hazel is completely devoid of any personality. I guess Tarik disgusts her so much she can't muster up any enthusiasm for anything at all. It could be worse, she could have wound up with someone that looks like Pole or Ricky. I'm dying to know what the ex-boyfriend looks like. 

All I can say about Rachel and Jon is that the English countryside is so freakin beautiful! And Rachel is so freakin boring!!

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3 minutes ago, Phoebe70 said:

Ok, I can't be the only one who noticed this....when Karine was in bed with the blue blanket over her face, Paul had what appeared to be a haircut.  The back of his head was shaved.  But when he's marrying Karine at the ceremony, he has his regular scruffy head of hair.  What's going on?!

Yes, and I thought that haircut looked really good! 

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17 minutes ago, Lady Iris said:

Help please? Whats a Thot? Must've missed it somewhere along the way. Tanks.

It's an acronym for "That Ho Over There" and refers to women who pose nude or in a sexy manner and send the pictures on social media. AKA Melissa.

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Crash course on reproductive technology by Wipe My Butt Angie:

If you're a decade past childbearing age, you can still get pregnant with artificial insemination.

If the semen comes from a dick, it won't work. But if it comes from a turkey baster at the doctor's office, it will work. This will overcome the fact that your ovaries are dead.

The turkey baster procedure costs $20,000 - $30,000. I can only hope it comes from a prize bull at the fair!

 

Crash course on social media:

Men cannot follow women on Instagram. It's nearly impossible to find porno on the internet, so men resort to IG selfies for wanking. They cannot see these pictures unless they follow the women.

 

Crash course on masturbation:

If you date Angie, you must pledge that only she be present in your masturbatory fantasies, or it's infidelity. Mahkull has to be all in on the wrinkly granny ass fetish, or else... Granny Angie will SNAP!!!

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Why are Darcy and Jesse staying in an Air-bnb and not at her home I wonder?  Their bickering is exhausting. They are both ridiculous.

Angela is intimidating and a really odd shape - round like an apple.  I agree a loose fitting Nigerian dress would be a bit more flattering and comfortable. The green card  is costing Michael more than anyone else in the history of the show.  Even Azan.  I think he'll stick around for the TLC salary but will look elsewhere for a ticket to Trumpland once this season ends.  Thing is - he seems like a decent guy.  

Extra long hair pulled in a pony tail is causing Hazel to lose her hairline and I think she's aware of it.   If she stays she won't look like Angelina for long.  Poverty is not kind to a woman's looks. At least she is honest to the camera about just wanting a ticket out.

Kareeeny's makeup entered the room before she did. Wow!!  That was some thick makeup job! So, can they return to the States now?  She won't be much bothered about getting that green card - her laziness seems real and not just a TLC drama tactic. 

Little Lucy is the sweetest baby ever.  The cliff top proposal was obviously set up by TLC.  But it was the only pleasant scene in the episode.  Some folk here have suggested Jon is the dad- and I'm beginning to wonder about that too.  Rachel seemed ok with traveling to Paddington Station after a night on the plane - as if she'd done it before.

Why are there so many damn commercials???? This has to be the cheapest show to produce.  Airfare, hotels, etc., for camera crew and I don't know how much the participants get paid - not much I would think.  But every 5 minutes there's commercials!!

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13 hours ago, puppytoes said:

The word “love” is being thrown around too much.  Also is that a real diamond that John gave Rachael’s?

I was so hoping for a close up.

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The stone in Rachel's ring is not only big, it's also set very high. I caught a glimpse from the side. She'd better be careful wearing that thing while handling Lucy. It's practically a weapon. 

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8 hours ago, Kangatush said:
8 hours ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I can't for the life of me figure out why Pole (a name we might need to give to the new woman,  amirite?) "loves" Kreeeny. 

Because she knows the ways of a woman.

Karine knows the ways of a whiny petulant preteen, but Darcey's and Ricky's daughters all are more mature. 

4 hours ago, lucy711 said:

I've seen more smiles at funerals than at Paul and Karine's wedding.

I wonder where they found those ten wedding guests, according to Paul her "entire extended family." Maybe they are who Karine's family is staying with in Manaus (where the interrogation was filmed)? 

Did anyone else notice Paul's WHITE socks with his wedding suit? 

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3 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

He is just trying to find his tipping point of obeying snapping jabba and she is contemplating if sex for a limited amount of time is worth it when she knows he will dump her eventually.

Hopefully long before the ass wiping duties (pun intended) kick in! 

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1 hour ago, Pondlass1 said:

Angela is intimidating and a really odd shape - round like an apple.  I agree a loose fitting Nigerian dress would be a bit more flattering and comfortable. The green card  is costing Michael more than anyone else in the history of the show.  Even Azan.  I think he'll stick around for the TLC salary but will look elsewhere for a ticket to Trumpland once this season ends.  Thing is - he seems like a decent guy.  

Angela stood out like a sore thumb walking around in that Nigerian village. (Yes, Angela, it's a VILLAGE! What did you think it was?) 

She's built like a linebacker in comparison and her posture isn't doing her any favors either. Her insistence on treating Michael like a servant makes her very off-putting, at least to me. She's boorish and rude! Again, she's realized on some level that Michael will do anything to get to America so she keeps raising the bar. (Oh, wow, I just realized that I said 'raising the bar' in a discussion about Angela.) She has power over him, and she obviously doesn't do well with power because she keeps berating him and giving him more hoops to jump through. "Delete your instagram." "Wipe my a$$."

On her village walk, she's wearing the skimpy clothing of an 18-year-old. Not a good look for her. How about a white linen shirt over a tank top, and some knee-length khaki shorts? Covered and cool and distracting from the fact that she has the anatomy of Big Bird.

Also, she needs a haircut. Lose those split ends. And do something about that hot root! (I imagine she dumps blond hair dye on herself at home and the ends keep getting blonder and blonder until they look white and fried and her long  locks are a study in segmented color.)

Also, yes, the Nigerian clothing was beautiful! I would love to have a Nigerian dress. She would have been very comfortable, and it would have been a flattering look for her. Angela is perpetuating the 'ugly American' stereotype by basically saying she refuses to adapt or change one thing about herself, not even while she's visiting in Nigeria. Her way is THE way, 'Murica, baybee! It would have been really nice if she could have put on a Nigerian dress out of deference to Michael's culture. If she loved him, she would want to know and respect how he lived.

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What does it take to be "woman enough" for crass, homely lout Tariq? Is it...

  • being high-spirited and confident?
  • having a deep, wide, cavernous vagina for his massive manhood?
  • hardcore porn level of skill?
  • being "thicc" & curvy?

Or some other attribute where she's also coming painfully short?

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I'm confused as to why Jesse got so mad for Darci putting her bare foot on top of his shoe?  Is he a "sneaker head" who collects them and freaks out if he gets a speck of dirt on them?  Something seems off.  I'm wondering if Darci did it on purpose as a passive-aggressive move to tick him off.

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2 hours ago, Kellyee said:

if Ricky has a large amount of extra money to send to strange women he's never met in foreign countries, maybe he should redirect that money to his kids or other family members.

He seemed to be okay with Ximena using some of his $ 1500 to buy things for her nephews, but what about HIS kids? 

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No way did Noxema get a nose job due to an accident.  Judging by her huge honker in the "before" photo, she obviously did it for cosmetic reasons only.

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1 hour ago, bichonblitz said:

What exactly does Ricky do for a living that he can afford to send two women money? 

That and provide child support to his ex's ?? (and maybe spousal support??)

1 hour ago, Pondlass1 said:

Why are Darcy and Jesse staying in an Air-bnb and not at her home I wonder? 

Because Darcy says she lives with her sister Stacey. Which for someone who has catier bracelets and hermi handbags, expensive shoes, etc. I find it hard to believe.  Most likely explanation, she didn't want her actual house on TLC.

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55 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

The stone in Rachel's ring is not only big, it's also set very high. I caught a glimpse from the side. She'd better be careful wearing that thing while handling Lucy. It's practically a weapon. 

Yes.  My ring is very similar to Rachel's (except mine is real LOL).  While it's a beautiful ring, it is not very practical since the diamond is set up so high.   I'm not much for jewelry, so I rarely wear mine.

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I think Darcey and Stacey have the family plan on plastic surgery. Having seen photos of Darcey before she started botoxing and lip plumping, she is a totally different person. They must be going together so the doctor keeps them twins. She is an alcoholic. I can see it a mile away. Run, Jessee, run! They are a very toxic couple.

Karinne being the lazy one with Paul picking up after her ... dude, you’re going to be doing that the rest of your life. If you stay married to her after finding out she’s pregnant with someone else’s kid.

Why would Tarik subjecting Hazel to his brother again? They will never be friends. And the way Hazel keeps pushing Tarik aside tells me she is just looking for a ticket to America. At any cost.

Jon and Rachel might just make it. But as someone else suggested, she should go out with him to a pub and see what happens before taking that cubic zirconia ring to the altar.

Ricky.... Ricky... Ricky.... you’re not so fine. 

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Because I had too much time on my hands this morning, I contemplated who from 90 Day Fiance would be most likely to commit homicide.  I think Jesse wins, followed by Paul, with Jon rounding out the top 3.  That is all.

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Don't forget Darcey "ROONS everything."

No way is the steak on Jesse’s plate the gray one we saw Darcey hacking away on. She offered him gravy and he said he didn’t want to talk to her and was just there for the girls. He also refused her offer to serve him some Roni, but he already had it on his plate. 

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2 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

"What's next, glass?" whines Jesse

Of course, not just glass, it would have to be Baccarat crystal! 

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7 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

Many years ago, Mr. AZC and I dealt with the "two people in the kitchen at the same time" issue.  I'd start cooking dinner.  He'd come into the kitchen and start stirring stuff, etc., etc., etc.  I told him that I didn't want him to do that.  Calmly.  He continued.  At that point, I started walking out of the kitchen as soon as he would come in and start to do it again.  No screaming, no arguing.  He would continue cooking until the meal was ready to serve. 

Now that we're retired, he does all the cooking and I clean up the kitchen and load the dishwasher.  Without drama.  It's what adults do.

I have the same but in reverse, I cook and he cleans up...sometimes I have to rewash something and I never mention it, I appreciate the help in the kitchen no matter what, my first husband never lifted a finger.  Darcy does not see that her glass could be half full, Jesse was actually doing something to help but she made it impossible for him to help.

4 minutes ago, Major Bigtime said:

Angela in those shorts and ill-fitting top, walking through town. The looks on the people’s faces told me they thought the circus had come to town.

It was not a good look.  Angela thought they were starring when she in just riding in a car, now they got the whole picture!

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2 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Next up, this prize:

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OMG will he just stop it with the double standards. No wonder he's been divorced twice, he will be divorced again. And again and again and again.

"I want to be sure she's with me for the right seasons" says the guy who was courting and financing two women at once and preferred the one with the rock-hard bolt-ons, and whose appearance he gushed on non-stop, while being significantly cooler about Ximena's.

"I wasn't completely honest" he demures, when he was not honest one bit. "I wasn't completely honest" is probably something he has a lot of practice saying.

"I called you 'Melissa' because that's the name of a producer" like Ximena isn't going to find out.

"My moral code is to be honest" he lies. Perhaps he means other people being honest with him while he lies to them.

"I'm still talking to my ex-wife" he blurts out, because it's impossible for this loser to tell a truth, this time about Miss Marriage Material being only a Plan B.

"I trust him completely" says the woman he lies to about everything.

I'm loving this!  Esp. the shrek additions.

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This was somewhat of a boring episode, c'mon TLC, I live for the shit storm on Sunday nights.  Darcy & Jesse - ugh they both are so annoying, she never shuts up and talks over him, and he is gaslighting her.  Tarik & Hazel, yup. she is still banging her ex.  Ricky is a moron, who is so hard up for someone to love him. Oh, and its "truth", not truffe.  Big Ang just needs to go back to Georgia, find some dude who doesn't mind you smelling like an ashtray and will wipe your ass down the road. Rachel & Jon, I get the vibe that Rachel will wind up moving to England just to be with Jon and have the ex raise Ella, she just seems that she is the type of person who will chose a man over her kids, I pray I am wrong however.  Karine is coming across as a little bitch, lazy as anything and a whiner.  I see she was channeling her inner Darcey with those painted on eyebrows at her wedding  

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38 minutes ago, greekmom said:

That and provide child support to his ex's ?? (and maybe spousal support??)

I know Ricky has his elder daughter full time so he might be getting child support for her. The divorce is still on going so I am not sure about the money towards his wife & 2nd daughter. I’m single and childFree- I am responsible with my money but I enjoy nice vacations and pedicures, I don’t have $3000 extra dollars to send to a stranger. How much does he take home each month?!!

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2 hours ago, Lady Iris said:

I just don't get Jesse and Darcey. Is the sex that great? Does she interrupt his moans? Does he tell her to work on herself mid coitus? Why am I even thinking these thoughts???

I find it hard to believe they even have a decent sex life. They can’t agree on anything! I feel like 90% of their sex life involves bickering and the other 10% actual sex.

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I know I'm in the minority, but I want Jesse and Darcy on my screen all fucking day long!  I could watch a reality show of just them and their stupid arguments.

Karinny...yikes, even all made up she didn't look cute.  Paul in his shiny suit looked more attractive.  

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36 minutes ago, Phoebe70 said:

No way did Noxema get a nose job due to an accident. 

hahahahahahaha Noxema,  this is why I come here! That and to find out you can buy red bottom sole Loooobitton shoe dye on Amazon!

I find Jesse's slow burn stare TERRIFYING. He is a controlling psychopath, she's a  drama queen for sure but not as dangerous as he is. GET OUT Darcey go work at Mohegan Sun or Foxwoods and hook a high roller who wants you on his arm and will buy you the shiny things you like in exchange. 

I CANNOT with Grangela with the cell phone tucked into her BOOB! I mean she is sweating all day long on that poor fucker (I mean the phone not Michael) then she holds it to her face?

I found the proposal site beautiful for  Rachel and "Chun" (her voice drives me crazy) it's either just her lips moving or vocal fry or both she sounds asleep. That baby is so cute. 

Maybe this is an unpopular opinion but I think Hazel is very pretty. She looks like the before picture when they take a supermodel and take the makeup off and call her a "before". I find myself rooting for her American dream to escape poverty and get her child back. I seriously think if she can salvage that hairline she could have a future in modeling here. She is tiny and pretty, modest and graceful, very vulnerable. I am sorry she has Tariq in that damn mesh t shirt to hook her start towards, but it could be worse.  I think she has "something" and grit, for sure.  TLC might make money banking on just her! 

Wonder if Karine's MO is to get married long enough to claim she got prego then divorce and pretend it's Paul's. Interesting. 

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Frozendiva was nervous as Jon and rachel and little Lucy stood on the cliff. My 6 yr old grandson said; If that guy whips around that baby will projectile out into the water. I was surprised...I didnt think he knew a big word like projectile...

Sleeping all the time, if not from drugs; thick waist gaining, weeping...Kareens a mommy. Now the question, is Pole the daddy? If he is to dumb to count to nine, his mommy isnt.

If Tarik can rescue that sad little girl from the cult and deadly poverty, bless him, and I hope she'll be happy. and lets give Angela his bro's phone #. two birds with one rock.

Jesse, there are many american girls who think youre cute who are not going thru the change of life or whatever is darcys problem, and who have manners. My sister had 5 kids and married a 22 yrs younger cute guy, but she looked like liz Taylor, sang in the choir, cooked from scratch and was easy-going and funny. Its been 32 years, still happy. You dont just settle for the first answer to your ad. You're in love with the USA, not her. Enroll in a college out East and get a student visa. By the time your first semester is over, you'll have a new fiance and a real chance at a normal happy life. I wouldve thrown the shoes away...yuchh.

The rest; dont care.

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2 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Can you get the bottoms re painted, cause when ever I have seen the bottoms of anyones Louboutins they are no longer red.  

There are companies that will resole them or apply rubber/clear something which will keep them red. 

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