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18 hours ago, SweetieDarling said:

Apparently, I'm officially old; I don't get the pointy witch nails or the super long extensions AT ALL. Don't even get me started on pre-ripped jeans....

Also, I'd like to know how she's changing shitty diapers with those talons.

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36 minutes ago, ilovebeaarthur said:

Also, I'd like to know how she's changing shitty diapers with those talons.

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2 hours ago, ilovebeaarthur said:

Also, I'd like to know how she's changing shitty diapers with those talons.

She's not. Tyler does it. 

 

Those extensions are not flattering for her face shape, at all. 

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3 hours ago, druzy said:

This is a little better than yesterday

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She looks 100% better with bangs covering that giant five-head of hers. 

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8 hours ago, ghoulina said:

She's not. Tyler does it. 

 

Those extensions are not flattering for her face shape, at all. 

You’re probably correct!

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On 1/29/2020 at 4:51 PM, druzy said:

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JesusGodLeah. Well, Catelynn finally "accomplished" some kind of goal (remember how she & Tyler always talked about goals & accomplishments they'd do "for Carly" and all?).

Her extensions make Britney Spears's jacked up extensions look downright natural in comparison. That is an accomplishment.  (I love my fellow Louisiana girl Britney, ya'll, but for decades her extensions have been a bad situation....but Catelynn's are even less natural looking).  

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How is she going to play with extensions, like many do running their fingers through them, with those talons ?   Can she not find a person that can tell her Girl, just no ?

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I guess Twitter isn't helping her sell any tickets. Also, she sounds like a 16 year old complaining that she's bored. 

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On 2/1/2020 at 4:03 PM, druzy said:

I guess Twitter isn't helping her sell any tickets. Also, she sounds like a 16 year old complaining that she's bored. 

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God her life sucks. She probably does just live for attention from her followers and a slow day on social media translates to a slow day in her life.

 

Or was this actually a trial to see if she could affect stock prices like when one of the Kardashians/Jenners complained about Snapchat? If so, hahahahahahaha in your dreams, Cate.

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On 1/30/2020 at 2:47 PM, druzy said:

This is a little better than yesterday

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I have been blessed with a scary fivehead, and bangs are my everything. These aren't totally doing it for Catelynn, but at least there on the right track.  (Really bad pun there, no? )

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On 2/1/2020 at 4:03 PM, druzy said:

I guess Twitter isn't helping her sell any tickets. Also, she sounds like a 16 year old complaining that she's bored. 

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GET.A.JOB.

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1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

 


 

Meanwhile...

 

 

 

 

 

I wonder how many outfit changes he went through before deciding on this. You can see the evidence on the bed (At least, I think that's a bed under all those clothes in the background).

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She’s “ clapping back “ at people commenting on novas hair.   Here’s a tip Cate: don’t put your children on your social media.    Go get a job and some clothes that fit 

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2 hours ago, dariafan said:

  Go get a job and some clothes that fit 

This is great advice for all the Teen Moms 😁

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2 hours ago, dariafan said:

She’s “ clapping back “ at people commenting on novas hair.   Here’s a tip Cate: don’t put your children on your social media.    Go get a job and some clothes that fit 

Well, she did say that Twitter was boring, maybe folks were just trying to liven it up.

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55 minutes ago, druzy said:

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Dear god.  Dies Tyler block all the mirrors ?  I mean can she not see herself ?

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People are supposed to pay hundreds of dollars to see that get makeup put on it????   WOOF.   Lipstick on a pig and all that...

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I understand Cate lives in the middle of bum f*** nowhere... I'm going to assume that the local hairstylists will do anything she wants to get their hands on the hundreds of dollars she's willing to spend.... Unfortunately they're making her look like a fool

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4 hours ago, dariafan said:

Dear god.  Dies Tyler block all the mirrors ?  I mean can she not see herself ?

These women need to stop with the fucking hair extensions.  So sad she thinks this is a good look.

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4 hours ago, druzy said:

More like Nightmares

 

Anything to avoid a real job, huh?

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2 hours ago, Thorkim said:

These women need to stop with the fucking hair extensions.  So sad she thinks this is a good look.

She’s just going to put it up in a messy bun or ponytail and let it get greasy.  She also has a small child. How can she deal with a baby while wrangling all that hair?

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For her own mental health, I wish Cate would focus more on losing some weight than on her hair and nails.  Her facial features seem washed out from all the bloat...

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That hair makes her look so much older.  Like a woman in her 50's, trying to look 25.

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She looks like she has Beetlejuice head!  That lion mane of hair and her ginormous boobs make her head look tiny.  
 

She also needs lipstick.  

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I would be so mad if I paid $300-$400 and now they are $50 to $100

 

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1 hour ago, druzy said:

I would be so mad if I paid $300-$400 and now they are $50 to $100

 

I question anyone willing to pay more than bus fare to attend this. YouTube is free and there are way more make up artists on there who are more legitimate than someone who's riding the coattails of some basic-cable nobody. 

I wonder when this session is over they're going to be offering FaceTune or Photoshop instructions, too? Because Cait's face looks nothing like these overly retouched pics. 

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On 2/9/2020 at 9:42 AM, Caracoa1 said:

For her own mental health, I wish Cate would focus more on losing some weight than on her hair and nails.  Her facial features seem washed out from all the bloat...

She needs to take a big-picture look at her entire life.  Here she is with two young children, spending a fortune on waist length hair extensions.

Every mom I know has done the opposite -the waist length hair is the first to go when you become a mom!  You don't have the time or energy to mess with it!

So this is very telling to me.....

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Who was waiting for this to come back?

 

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5 hours ago, blubld43 said:

She needs to take a big-picture look at her entire life.  Here she is with two young children, spending a fortune on waist length hair extensions.

Every mom I know has done the opposite -the waist length hair is the first to go when you become a mom!  You don't have the time or energy to mess with it!

So this is very telling to me.....

Didn’t Maci also get those extensions?

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On 2/10/2020 at 11:48 AM, druzy said:

I would be so mad if I paid $300-$400 and now they are $50 to $100

 

Sold out !

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There appear to be a total of eleven clothing items for sale on the Tierra Reign website.  Six of those eleven (so more than half) are $20 Tierra Reign Logo Shirts is slightly different colors/styles. 

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I guess at least they're kind of following through with something they started (which is a big deal for people from this franchise to do), but Tierra Reign's "re-launch" is underwhelming (yet still better than Tyler's poetry).

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4 hours ago, druzy said:

Here's Cate's MUA. People paid $400 to see this:

 

OK. First of all, is that girl cosplaying a clown afterwards? Because the amount of concealer that "make up artist" is putting on her lids is RIDICULOUS. If I saw this woman in person, I'd recoil in horror.

Second: the gum chewing! LOL. So basic. 

Third: To whom should I write my $400 check for this valuable "lesson" in clownery?

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2 hours ago, Giant Misfit said:

OK. First of all, is that girl cosplaying a clown afterwards? Because the amount of concealer that "make up artist" is putting on her lids is RIDICULOUS. If I saw this woman in person, I'd recoil in horror.

Second: the gum chewing! LOL. So basic. 

Third: To whom should I write my $400 check for this valuable "lesson" in clownery?

I thought she was spackling her eyelids. 

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On 2/11/2020 at 4:04 PM, druzy said:

Here's Cate's MUA. People paid $400 to see this:

 

As someone who knows next to NOTHING about make-up application beyond like, eyeliner and lipstick.... are you SUPPOSED to put that much... whatever that was, on your eyelids? Concealer, ok, concealer. Like, that's a lot. My eyelids feel heavy just watching that application.

Don't mind the lifelong tomboy here lmao *shrugs*
 

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