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On 12/24/2019 at 1:52 PM, druzy said:

Someone went to Claire's 

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Who cares what Mae West would say.  Also, why would she be happy with a piece of crap, fake bracelet? 

The bracelet looks like the stretchy kind, like what my little 5 year old niece wears.

Amber is high as a kite in this pic, her pupils are really small.

 

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On 12/19/2019 at 9:48 AM, Giant Misfit said:

Dmitri's eyes appear to be floating towards the sides of his head. 

I guess they're cool with inbreeding in Belgium, too.

I thought for a moment she was dating Marty Feldman.  Damn, girl.

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Amber and her mom have on pretty much the same outfit except Amber forgot her pants. 🤨

Who (except Amber and random strippers/hookers) would wear that to celebrate Christmas with their mom and little girl?

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On 12/28/2019 at 6:20 PM, galaxychaser said:

I don’t think Amber is wearing pants or pantyhose.

When her mom said "come over for a Christmas photo of all of us in our sweaters," Amber thought that was all she was supposed to wear.

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11 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Sending love from the depths of depravity...let's chat!

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Amber - depravity doesn't mean what you think it means.

Sending love!

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On 12/28/2019 at 9:01 PM, starfire said:

Who (except Amber and random strippers/hookers) would wear that to celebrate Christmas with their mom and little girl?

someone who calls her mom "grandma tata".

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2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

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Alcohol and/or substance of his choice is what took control of his account. 

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On 12/31/2019 at 10:54 AM, Snarky McSnarky said:

That was my comment, not hers.

Ha, oops! Sounded just like something she'd say or do, though!

Thanks for the clarity!

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Amber, keep the good names of Mae West and Marilyn Monroe out of your mouth!

Both of those women actually had jobs that required leaving their couches and practiced, & worked hard to hone their craft (Marilyn may never have been a lauded actress, but she nonetheless took acting lessons for years).  Marilyn was raised in foster homes and basically forced into marriage as a teen so someone would support her, yet she made something of herself by using what she had going for her & hard work.   She never had children, but had several miscarriages.  Her mother was very mentally ill & couldn't raise her, which had huge effect on Marilyn's life as well as her own inability to be a mother herself. I'm sure Marilyn would be disgusted by how little Amber has to do with her own children given Marilyn's upbringing. Neither Marilyn nor Mae West were ever charged with domestic abuse against their partner with a small child watching.  Mae West went to jail for violating decency codes for a play she was in. She went to jail for a few days because she was willing to take that risk to make a point about the antiquated social mores of the era & draw attention to taboo topics via acting.  Amber went to gel due to abusing her children's fathers while the children were around. She wishes she was 1/10th of the woman Mae West was and I bet she can't even name three songs Marilyn recorded or any of her movies besides "Some Like It Hot" & "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes." I'd be shocked if she could list one Mae West film. 

 

 

16 hours ago, druzy said:

Alcohol and/or substance of his choice is what took control of his account. 

EXACTLY.

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3 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Mae West went to jail for violating decency codes for a play she was in.

It was also a play she wrote under the pen name Jane Mast. The name of the play is "Sex." She was sentenced to 10 days in jail and fined $500.00 but she received a million dollars worth of publicity from it. Mae West was a genius. Amber...not so much. 

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Amber rushes (her attorney rushes- I can't see Amber rushing anywhere) to court

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Amber Portwood got screwed out of spending time with her son over the holidays, and the kid suffered a vicious dog bite her baby daddy tried to cover up ... or so she claims in legal docs.

Amber says she and Andrew Glennon had a custody agreement in place which allotted her parenting time with their 1-year-old son, James, during Christmas ... but she claims he bolted out of state with the boy without proper notice.

According to docs, obtained by TMZ, Amber says the next shock came when Andrew hit her up on Xmas Day to say James was "nipped" by a family dog and had to go to the ER.

She claims Andrew waited 3 days after that to send her a photo of the injury, and never shared info about James' initial ER visit. In the docs, she says the photo showed James had a black eye and a bandaged nose, "indicating that the injury was more than a 'nip.'"

According to the docs, Portwood is also steamed over Glennon posting a photo of their son on Instagram on New Year's Eve, which she says they agreed was not allowed.

She wants her ex held in contempt of court for allegedly violating the custody agreement. Amber's also demanding more parenting time -- to make up for what she lost over Christmas -- and wants Andrew to cover all her legal expenses.

Andrew is a victim of domestic violence but he's also a spiteful bastard. He did violate the custody agreement by posting the picture of James to Instagram and taking James out of state without telling Amber. I don't know if he didn't tell Amber about taking James out of state but he did post a picture of James on Instagram.

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3 hours ago, druzy said:

Amber rushes (her attorney rushes- I can't see Amber rushing anywhere) to court

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Andrew is a victim of domestic violence but he's also a spiteful bastard. He did violate the custody agreement by posting the picture of James to Instagram and taking James out of state without telling Amber. I don't know if he didn't tell Amber about taking James out of state but he did post a picture of James on Instagram.

I am laughing at the blurb under "Motion for Rule to Show Cause Filed" - "Information and Verified Motion for Rule to SHOE cause"

I was wondering if they have to "shoe" cause because she battered him with a flip flop.

 

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What does Amber’s dog have to do with the dog bite? If James was just "nipped" why do “the top specialists” need to be called? Is he saying in his Farrah word salad language that if Amber allowed him to bring James to see his family more often that the dog would not have “nipped” at James?

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11 minutes ago, druzy said:

 

I don't like Amber and I don't like Andrew. That being said, What does Amber’s dog have to do with the dog bite? If James was just "nipped" why do “the top specialists” need to be called? Is he saying in his Farrah word salad language that if Amber allowed him to bring James to see his family more often that the dog would not have “nipped” at James?

It looks like someone asked him if it was Amber's dog who bit James, based on the redacted intro to his response.  But agree, the rest is inconsistent blabber.

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On 1/1/2020 at 12:14 AM, druzy said:
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If this was taken NYE, where is the evidence of this allegedly awful dog bite?  I guess it could have been posted NYE but taken before the Christmas Eve bite?

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31 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

If this was taken NYE, where is the evidence of this allegedly awful dog bite?  I guess it could have been posted NYE but taken before the Christmas Eve bite?

It could have been taken before NYE because Andrew was drunk posting pictures of James on NYE which violates their agreement. The next day he deleted everything including the posts threatening MTV and blamed the posts on someone who took "liberties" with his account. Who knows what the truth is- they are both liars.

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2 hours ago, druzy said:

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What does Amber’s dog have to do with the dog bite? If James was just "nipped" why do “the top specialists” need to be called? Is he saying in his Farrah word salad language that if Amber allowed him to bring James to see his family more often that the dog would not have “nipped” at James?

I can't get past the rehoming of the dog to a "loving single rancher on a large estate." This is basically the same as parents telling a child that their 14-year old dog, who is mysteriously absent, has been given to a nice family with a farm upstate. We all know what that means.

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Another 90 Day cross-over
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“You best be payin’ my MAN!”

Amber Portwood is battling with her ex-boyfriend Andrew Glennon over their son, and, at the same time, battling with MTV over her new boyfriend Dimitri Garcia!

The Ashley can exclusively confirm that the Teen Mom OG star is trying her best to get her new Belgian boo a paycheck, but is getting resistance from MTV! The Ashley can confirm that Dimitri has filmed for the upcoming season of ‘Teen Mom OG’ since being brought to the United States by Amber a few months back.

“Amber flew him to the United States and he doesn’t have a return ticket,” The Ashley’s source tells her. “Dimitri doesn’t speak much English, so it’s very hard for [the crew] to communicate with him.”

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“Siri, how do you say ‘I’m a damn good mom’ in Belgium-neese?”

“Since Dimitri has been filmed for the show, Amber demanded that he be paid, but the producers told her that, because he is not living in the United States legally and he’s still a visitor, he can’t be paid,” the source added. 

Last month, The Sun broke the news that Amber had a new man. The site claims that they met after Dimitri– a fan of ‘Teen Mom’– reached out to her on social media. 

A second source tells The Ashley that those closest to Amber are very skeptical of Dimitri.

“He has young kids in Europe that he left to be with Amber in the United States, which made a lot of people think of [Matt] Baier,” the source said. “She had only been talking to him a short time before she flew him out here, so it’s a strange situation, and the language barrier makes it even weirder.

“Plus he’s almost 40 so he is definitely giving people Matt Baier vibes,” the source added.

The Ashley will continue to update this story! Stay tuned….

Gary and Kristina are following him on Instagram. Hopefully it's to keep an eye on him. 

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“Dimitri doesn’t speak much English, so it’s very hard for [the crew] to communicate with him.”

Whaaat???  I"m sure Ambie will just take up French/Flemish or whatever language it is.  No problem guys!!

 

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Yesterday, a Memorandum/Brief was filed by the State in Amber's criminal case. Maybe it's just an update on her progress?

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On 1/9/2020 at 9:32 AM, tigerlilly said:

“Dimitri doesn’t speak much English, so it’s very hard for [the crew] to communicate with him.”

 

 

exactly what she needs.  Matt was a raging narcissist, Andrew drove her crazy w/his intellectual babbling.  Dimitri will sit there & nod when she screams about what a good mom she is.  a match made in heaven.

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9 hours ago, galaxychaser said:

Seriously doubt Amber will wake up that early for a hearing. Probably will need to sleep in her car overnight.

Only if it has a pull out couch.

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On 1/8/2020 at 10:14 AM, druzy said:

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What does Amber’s dog have to do with the dog bite? If James was just "nipped" why do “the top specialists” need to be called? Is he saying in his Farrah word salad language that if Amber allowed him to bring James to see his family more often that the dog would not have “nipped” at James?

A plastic surgeon would have been called.

My bulldog nipped me in the face and the first thingthe ER did was try to bribg in a plastic surgeon. First thing my dr. said was the same. I did have a few stitches but bulkdogs have the same bite power as pits.

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On 1/9/2020 at 1:54 PM, druzy said:

I think the hearing is about her urine analysis 

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Thank you @druzy for bringing home the hot tea. I'm putting money on a missed test. Automatic mark. HA ha at the 8:30 A.M. case too!

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On 1/13/2020 at 12:02 AM, FairyDusted said:

Thank you @druzy for bringing home the hot tea. I'm putting money on a missed test. Automatic mark. HA ha at the 8:30 A.M. case too!

Can Amber go to jail for missing a test?  Is it part of her probation?  I would love to see her back in the clink.

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1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

Can Amber go to jail for missing a test?  Is it part of her probation?  I would love to see her back in the clink.

I believe she CAN, though I’m not sure of the probability 🤞

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