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[Pepper Mostly]

Julianna looks like a teenager. 

[charmed1]

A stretch hummer, dude? Really? I would expect a car load of kids going to prom or obnoxious bridesmaids to climb out of that thing. Way to not look even creepier, Douche.

[usernameG]

His lawyer looks like she also knows he's a douche.

[Floatingbison]

The limo is sooo cringe.  Also stupid because it sets the bar way high for extravagance in the future.  Amateur mistake.

[7isBlue]

Ugh. Super-tacky-tack white hummer limo. 🤮

[hookedontv]

I’m so lucky rich.

FTFY Juliana

[Gobi]

"Limo porn." Keep it classy, Mikehole.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's NOT a prostitute! "hey honey, want to shoot a porno in the limousine?" Eek. 

[JennyMominFL]

He  was dead serious about Limo Porn

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

My husband just said Porsche Douche looks like a 1970.'s Bond Villian.

The big smile reminded me of the Joker.

[greekmom]

Limo porn!?!?! Right.

[Gigglepuff]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

A stretch hummer, dude? Really? I would expect a car load of kids going to prom or obnoxious bridesmaids to climb out of that thing. Way to not look even creepier, Douche.

Those stretch limos are super dangerous too. 

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

4 minutes ago, Christina said:

I think this Anna/Murcel storyline is fake as hell and annoying.

i agree.  i think the kids storyline thing is fake

I’m a believer. My parents best friends have a daughter who married a man older than their daughter. Not only did mom and daughter keep the specific age gap a secret from the family, including her father.  At the wedding the bride’s father and all guests found out he had two children.   
Big update...couple recently divorced. My mom figured it out through Facebook postings. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewww limo porn what a fucking creep

[charmed1]

Anny is watching this footage and seething.

[HappyDancex2]

"It's New York.   You made it baby."

God help me

[shockermolar]

Why in hell did he bring up limo porn? No, totally not a prostitute. 

[Pepper Mostly]

That's right Juliana. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!

[Bryce Lynch]

Michael will NOT be taking Juliana to the thrift store.

[Frozendiva]

Too many presents, too much. Take him for what he has got, Julie.

[Auntie Anxiety]

🎶🎶Woke up this morning, got myself a gun🎶

Looks like the opening scene from The Sopranos.

[usernameG]

That necklace looks like hot garbage.

[Gigglepuff]

Sorry, that thing is ugly. Real ugly. 

[rideashire]

Julianna is beautiful but she looks and sounds like a teenager. There's something wrong with this dude that he didn't find someone that couldn't pass for an actual child.

[shockermolar]

Omg that necklace is so gaudy ugly.

[VioletNevermind]

That necklace is really quite . . . gaudy.  I would give that to my great-aunt Sheila, not this 23-year-old girl. 

Edited November 18, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

The big smile reminded me of the Joker.

Please say you mean the pop locking Joaquin Phoenix Joker and not the awesome, intense Heath Ledger Joker.  

[kacesq]

Oh God not footage of the actual birth...

[Floatingbison]

"I hope it works," she says, as her pasted on smile slowly fades with the realization of what she's getting into.

[magemaud]

That champagne looks flat 

[hisbunkie]

Brazilian woman looks really, really young. Is she missing her 13 year old molars?  I’m uncomfortable looking at them. 

[sainte-chapelle]

The necklace is gaudy as hell and I thought she was a jet setting model not a seamstress....poor girl just wants out of poverty

[Gobi]

Wow, Honey Bunches of Oats and Anna Kendrick! This is getting wierd.

[greekmom]

Just now, shockermolar said:

Omg that necklace is so gaudy ugly.

yep. reminds me something my ex bought me from people jewelers. i returned for a simple heart necklace.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Sorry, that thing is ugly. Real ugly. 

1 minute ago, usernameG said:

That necklace looks like hot garbage.

1 minute ago, shockermolar said:

Omg that necklace is so gaudy ugly.

Soon to be found by Anny under the display case at Goodwill.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

That necklace is really quite . . . gaudy.  I would give that to my great-aunt, not this 23-year-old girl. 

He's an old fart so what does he know about jewelry a young girl would like.

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh God not footage of the actual birth...

I’m gonna FF thru that. 

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Wow, Honey Bunches of Oats and Anna Kendrick! This is getting wierd.

What's weird is that I'm seeing totally different commercials!

[SunnyBeBe]

She's very young, but still has rather large bags under her eyes. I suppose Mrs. Money bags can pay to fix that though.

[Mierin]

3 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Sorry, that thing is ugly. Real ugly. 

It is!  It was a nice idea, but the execution?  Ugh.

[Frozendiva]

I wouldn't mind a holiday Lexus on my driveway.

[shockermolar]

My 21yo son is agog that she’s 23. He said he’d peg around 17 or 18. And that’s good cause she can really appreciate the hummer limo that’s CLEARLY only ever read red out for proms and homecoming groups.

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh God not footage of the actual birth...

Oh, no!! I haven't recovered from Karine, and I think this may be a more difficult labor and delivery.  I did not stop listening to my podcast about the Black Dahlia to watch someone give birth in a hospital in Russia.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Wow, Honey Bunches of Oats

Where’s our sweet little lady who works at the factory? 

Where’s my Princess Toast? 

Edited November 18, 2019 by magemaud

[greekmom]

Is that really a shed that they are moving in or a bunkie??

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Soon to be found by Anny under the display case at Goodwill.

Post of the night. That's it, I'm throwing in the towel. Because I'm dead. 

[Dance4Life]

The necklace looks a Walmart costume jewelry brooch. 
 

It does not even look like a necklace pendant.   

Juliana is here escaping poverty. Not gonna knock her.

I forgot!   
 

Did she buy herself a car with his credit card??

She is not that dumb when it comes to gold digging. 
 

Where is the car??

[DragonFlyzz]

The hospital is totally grim.

[HappyDancex2]

OH HELL FUCK TO THE NO

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

He's an old fart so what does he know about jewelry a young girl would like.

Well, I guess I am 20 years older than he is, and I think it is ugly.