S07.E05: Trouble in Paradise

[PityFree]

 The couples who just married as strangers find themselves testing the marital waters with their new spouse.

[Crazy Bird Lady]

Gotta wonder what's happening with Tristan and Mia!

[humbleopinion]

Dump her..Dump Her...Dump Her...Dump Her...come on Tristan...do the smart thing....Tell Ameea to mosey along out of your life....

[Gem 10]

You know what’s tough to watch, besides Mia and Tristen?  Jamie Otis, that’s who.  Her and her five million facial expressions.  I just can’t.

I don’t know who or what to believe at this point.  The three experts, the three couples?  I don’t know what’s real or what’s fake.  Everything seems screwed up.

Edited August 1, 2018 by Gem 10

[JAndy]

How fake is this phone call. 

And Dr. pepper a “traditional” honeymoon does not include double date dinners with other couples.

[Neurochick]

Mia and Tristan HAD to stay in Dallas because Mia wasn't able to travel overseas.  Don't bullshit me, show.

[Gem 10]

Tristen.  Don’t consummate the marriage.  Pretty please.

[PityFree]

 I really hope Mia and Tristan didn’t end up sleeping together.

[humbleopinion]

Noooooo.....

[Straycat80]

David should have told Tristan to get an annulment attorney, he said if Amber would have gotten arrested at the airport that’s what he would have done. 

[Gem 10]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

David should have told Tristan to get an annulment attorney, he said if Amber would have gotten arrested at the airport that’s what he would have done. 

Yes, providing they didn’t sleep together.  If the did, no annulment .. right?

[PityFree]

Mia is in Bible study *every* day, you guys!  She must be innocent!!! ROFL!

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

Yes, providing they didn’t sleep together.  If the did, no annulment .. right?

Oh, I hope they didn’t consummate the marriage! 

Mia has everyone snowed; bible study. How come Danielle freaked out about heights last week at the lagoon but was able to climb the ruins? Drama queen? 

[Neurochick]

Dude, you're just fucking dancing.  It's not rocket science.  It's dancing, like working out.  I don't like Dave At All.

Edited August 1, 2018 by Neurochick

[JAndy]

What a baby. It’s salsa dancing. Not cliff diving 

[PityFree]

 How did Dave manage to go up all the stairs at the ruins and not perspire as much as he is while doing a little bit of salsa dancing??

[humbleopinion]

Dave sucked hard at salsa so his total body sweat out was FLOP SWEAT.....

Edited August 1, 2018 by humbleopinion

[aphroditewitch]

7 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

Yes, providing they didn’t sleep together.  If the did, no annulment .. right?

It has no bearing on the potential for an annulment as it is not one of the grounds for annulment in Texas. Impotency is grounds however it has to be a permanent condition and I'm guessing a doctor would need to testify that it had been confirmed to be permanent. However I cannot imagine that any doctor would commit perjury for an annulment case. I think fraud would be the only grounds for annulment that has any chance in this case.

[LilaFowler]

Ew, Dave was so sweaty. Disgusting.

[ECM1231]

5 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Dude, you're just fucking dancing.  It's not rocket science.  It's dancing, like working out.  I don't like Dave At All.

I know! What a big baby! 

[PityFree]

 I really hope Dave went to their hotel room and took a shower before they went to dinner.

[Gem 10]

Why is Mia still on this show?

[humbleopinion]

If Dave had just laughed at his failed salsa and his drenching sweat as a big goof instead of acting pissy then he wouldn't be such a bag of dicks....

Edited August 1, 2018 by humbleopinion

[ECM1231]

Do many young women wear false eyelashes these days or just on these shows? It is not attractive, imo.

[Neurochick]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

Do many young women wear false eyelashes these days or just on these shows? It is not attractive, imo.

I have seen A LOT of young women wearing false eyelashes these days.

Yes Dave, you did underscore how important religion is to you. 

[LilaFowler]

4 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 I really hope Dave went to their hotel room and took a shower before they went to dinner.

It appears to be a different shirt, so hopefully.

I wonder what religion Dave is. Maybe he sees this as his opening to end the marriage. I feel like he's just not that into her.

[PityFree]

Idiot experts. Attitude toward religion is IMPORTANT! Way to set up Amber and Dave for failure.

Edited August 1, 2018 by PityFree

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, ECM1231 said:

Do many young women wear false eyelashes these days or just on these shows? It is not attractive, imo.

I work at my state university, directly with students.  Trust me, it’s definitely a thing.  It looks cartoonishly ridiculous in person.  Not sure if we have any 90 Day Fiance viewers here, but ever since someone in that forum referred to Chantel’s lashes as baby giraffe lashes, it’s all I can see now!

[Straycat80]

Different views on religion. HUGE RED FLAG! I think these experts set up all these couples to crash and burn. 

[ECM1231]

4 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

It appears to be a different shirt, so hopefully.

I wonder what religion Dave is. Maybe he sees this as his opening to end the marriage. I feel like he's just not that into her.

His surname is Flaherty, which is Irish. Historically, many Irish-Americans have been Roman Catholic, but it is anybody's guess.

[PityFree]

 Dave is too irritable.  Being married is going to drive him crazy and he’s going to be horrible and mean to Amber the whole time.

He just doesn’t strike me as someone who is happy and I think you have to be at least a little bit happy - at least with yourself - to be a good marriage partner.

Edited August 1, 2018 by PityFree

[Gem 10]

Dave and Amber didn’t discuss the most important thing.  Children.

[humbleopinion]

Thinking Dave needs to go buy his own rubbers...the ones without the pin holes...just sayin'.....

[PityFree]

 So what was Mia stocking and stealing credit cards the morning of the wedding?

[Gem 10]

1 minute ago, humbleopinion said:

Thinking Dave needs to go buy his own rubbers...the ones without the pin holes...just sayin'.....

It may be too late.

[JAndy]

Mia cry me a river. She’s so fake and phony

[PityFree]

 They need to stop handling this lying bitch with kid gloves!

[LilaFowler]

Dr. Jess doing her damnedest to protect the show ("WE DID THE BACKGROUND CHECKS!").

Mia's never had a run-in with the cops before (except for that time when she showed up at her ex's home while the cops were actually there because the ex was filing a report of stalking against her).

Tristan, this is a stranger. She's lied for a week. She's a weirdo.

I'm going to throw something at my tv from all of these commercial breaks.

[Neurochick]

I think they'll stay married...for now, but will divorce early.

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

I think they'll stay married...for now, but will divorce early.

I think you’re right. He’ll stay in it for the money and then get the hell out of Dodge. 

[AussieBabe]

Oh, she's nuts. Denial and self-preservation mode? Girl, that's called disassociation. 

She's already talking about she loves him or vice versa? 

Edited August 1, 2018 by AussieBabe

[Gem 10]

These three experts are pushing for Tristen and Mia to stay together to save face.  What nerve .. I hate them.  Mia is a phony with brushing those no tears away every time.  What a crock of shit this whole tabacle is.  Mia, you look like a crook.  Get off my t.v.  Tristen .. you are an asshole.  Smarten up.  You are not in love after one day.  I thought you had more smarts.  Why didn’t you discuss all this with your family?

[PityFree]

Love??? What? You fool!  She’s trying to manipulate you, Tristan!

[JAndy]

I can’t roll my eyes enough with these therapy sessions. 

 

Love?!?!? Seriously? Oh my. What a joke. 

[MJS]

Please stop licking your mouth all the time. Keep your tongue in your mouth. Ick. 

[PityFree]

No! Stop thinking with your penis, Tristan!

[LilaFowler]

She's a psycho and he's an idiot. This will end in tears.

[VioletNevermind]

Oh, Tristan.  Tristan, Tristan, Tristan.  *sigh*  

[Neurochick]

I think both of them don't want to be "Heather."  The show made Heather look awful for leaving what's his name.  Tristan's no fool, if he wanted a divorce, the show would make him look like a heel. 

Edited August 1, 2018 by Neurochick

[PityFree]

Just wait until she steals YOUR credit card, Tris.