Reality police July 27, 2018 Author Share July 27, 2018 Page Six tv has a story doubting that Carole quit, but was let go. They cited a source deeply embedded in RHNY. Could it be that our Evelyn has been busy? Hmmmm......... 11 Link to comment
sasha206 July 27, 2018 Share July 27, 2018 (edited) This thread is hilarious! On Carole's sexuality, I don't think she'd be the type that would hide it. I think she would embrace it. It wouldn't surprise me if she found a woman and fell for her, but if so, I think she'd come out with it and not hide it. I'm more inclined to believe Sheree is the closeted lesbian. I think rumors have surrounded her for a while now. Edited July 27, 2018 by sasha206 12 Link to comment
Taralightner July 27, 2018 Share July 27, 2018 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Reality police said: Page Six tv has a story doubting that Carole quit, but was let go. They cited a source deeply embedded in RHNY. Could it be that our Evelyn has been busy? Hmmmm......... Uh oh... I didn’t plant that. Looks like we’re right back where we started. https://goo.gl/images/fxEmMD Edited July 27, 2018 by Taralightner 4 Link to comment
Reality police July 27, 2018 Author Share July 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, Taralightner said: Uh oh... I didn’t plant that. Looks like we’re right back where we started. https://goo.gl/images/fxEmMD Just what we expected you to say. ? 8 minutes ago, sasha206 said: This thread is hilarious! On Carole's sexuality, I don't think she'd be the type that would hide it. I think she would embrace it. It wouldn't surprise me if she found a woman and fell for her, but if so, I think she'd come out with it and not hide it. I'm more inclined to believe Sheree is the closeted lesbian. I think rumors have surrounded her for a while now. Maybe that's why Phaedra kept telling her who was dipping in the lady pond. 5 Link to comment
Reality police July 27, 2018 Author Share July 27, 2018 @Alonzo Mosely FBI, we need your intelligence connections. Help us out and run Evelyn thru your database and ferret her out! 5 Link to comment
walnutqueen July 27, 2018 Share July 27, 2018 @Martinigirl, you got some 'splainin' to do! Word on the street is that a PTV posse is heading your way, prepared to use some rather extreme interrogation techniques to get answers. ;-) 13 Link to comment
film noire July 27, 2018 Share July 27, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, walnutqueen said: Word on the street is that a PTV posse is heading your way, prepared to use some rather extreme interrogation techniques to get answers. ;-) Edited July 27, 2018 by film noire 16 Link to comment
rhys July 27, 2018 Share July 27, 2018 This stinks. I don't have a linkedin Acct (& I won't get one) & I don't know spanish. 4 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated July 27, 2018 Share July 27, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, rhys said: This stinks. I don't have a linkedin Acct (& I won't get one) & I don't know spanish. All you need to do is type "translate" into your search engine, and it will bring up a site where you can translate words/phrases. In this case, I'll do it for you. "Smells like danger Evelyn" side note - take any of this seriously at your own peril Edited July 27, 2018 by SuprSuprElevated 8 Link to comment
Taralightner July 27, 2018 Share July 27, 2018 4 hours ago, Reality police said: Evelyn is a social butterfly. She transcends all of Bravo. We now have crossover. I don’t watch Southern Charm. WTF is going on? 3 Link to comment
Alonzo Mosely FBI July 27, 2018 Share July 27, 2018 6 hours ago, Sun-Bun said: You down with OPP? (yeah you know me) 4 hours ago, Reality police said: @Alonzo Mosely FBI, we need your intelligence connections. Help us out and run Evelyn thru your database and ferret her out! I will see what I can do but Jack Walsh has my identification ! 8 Link to comment
Taralightner July 27, 2018 Share July 27, 2018 3 hours ago, rhys said: This stinks. I don't have a linkedin Acct (& I won't get one) & I don't know spanish. The LinkedIn profile is an Evelyn that works at Pepsi. No other info than her current position and company. You’re not missing anything there. (Or should I say, no obvious clues found there). 1 hour ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said: You down with OPP? (yeah you know me) I will see what I can do but Jack Walsh has my identification ! Are you sure it’s Jack? Were they stolen, not borrowed by..... SAIC Bevelyn? 3 Link to comment
bref July 28, 2018 Share July 28, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Taralightner said: I don’t watch Southern Charm. WTF is going on? Oh, one of our crossover watchers (I assume) referenced Evelyn in the thread for Southern Charm's episode from last night. Let me see if I can find the link. It cracked me up! Here we go: I may have misread it, but there is no Evelyn on Southern Charm either so I assumed it was the Evelyn virus spreading! (The other comments were unrelated.) Edited July 28, 2018 by bref 3 Link to comment
dosodog July 28, 2018 Share July 28, 2018 20 hours ago, Taralightner said: I don’t watch Southern Charm. WTF is going on? I have a fever. And the only prescription is more Evelyn. Begone! 18 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said: You down with OPP? (yeah you know me) I will see what I can do but Jack Walsh has my identification ! Is Evelyn in Boise? No. Is she in Anchorage, Alaska? No. Wait. Evelyn is Casper, Wyoming. In the Howard Johnson lobby, wearing a pink carnation. 8 Link to comment
rhys July 28, 2018 Share July 28, 2018 2 hours ago, dosodog said: Wait. Evelyn is Casper, Wyoming. In the Howard Johnson lobby, wearing a pink carnation. That's where former VP Dick Cheney retired to... 5 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated July 28, 2018 Share July 28, 2018 3 hours ago, rhys said: That's where former VP Dick Cheney retired to... Good for him. Sounds beautiful. 2 Link to comment
WhoaWhoKnew July 28, 2018 Share July 28, 2018 EVELYN SIGHTING Season 7, episode 13 Sonja mentions someone named Evelyn talking shit about her! 9 Link to comment
Reality police July 29, 2018 Author Share July 29, 2018 51 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said: EVELYN SIGHTING Season 7, episode 13 Sonja mentions someone named Evelyn talking shit about her! Great catch! 4 Link to comment
Alonzo Mosely FBI July 29, 2018 Share July 29, 2018 9 hours ago, dosodog said: Is Evelyn in Boise? No. Is she in Anchorage, Alaska? No. Wait. Evelyn is Casper, Wyoming. In the Howard Johnson lobby, wearing a pink carnation. HAHAHAHAHA Doso you have my heart! Why is Evelyn so unpopular with the Chicago Police Department? 4 Link to comment
Portae July 29, 2018 Share July 29, 2018 Could Evelyn be that former assistant of Sonja’s that later went to work for Dorinda and spilled all of Sonja’s dirt? 2 Link to comment
dosodog July 29, 2018 Share July 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said: HAHAHAHAHA Doso you have my heart! Why is Evelyn so unpopular with the Chicago Police Department? Because Evelyn believes in doing the right thing. Even if it means going up against cops on the take. Evelyn is on the side of good. Just like Agent Foster Grant. Midnight Run is a terribly underappreciated movie. And I've never understood why. 6 Link to comment
Reality police July 29, 2018 Author Share July 29, 2018 2 hours ago, WhoaWhoKnew said: LONG LIVE THE LEGEND OF EVELYN! You are my hero! 3 Link to comment
Alonzo Mosely FBI July 29, 2018 Share July 29, 2018 4 hours ago, dosodog said: Because Evelyn believes in doing the right thing. Even if it means going up against cops on the take. Evelyn is on the side of good. Just like Agent Foster Grant. Midnight Run is a terribly underappreciated movie. And I've never understood why. Are you in the 8th grade ? (Evelyn) (MR is the BEST!!!!) 3 Link to comment
OldButHappy July 29, 2018 Share July 29, 2018 (edited) She is...the most interesting woman in the world... Edited July 29, 2018 by OldButHappy 9 Link to comment
Taralightner July 29, 2018 Share July 29, 2018 Based on what she’s read here, Sonja is pitching a movie to “hollywood” starring Sia as Evelyn. (We all know in real life, Evelyn doesn’t show her face). Sonja is promising Sia as the star because Sia often is a guest on her yacht. Btw: I love Sonja. Life is a cabaret, my friends... ? 3 Link to comment
dosodog July 29, 2018 Share July 29, 2018 8 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said: Are you in the 8th grade ? (Evelyn) (MR is the BEST!!!!) That was such an awesomely heartbreaking moment. I'm watching Midnight Run this week. Yup. Gonna do it. 1 Link to comment
rhys July 29, 2018 Share July 29, 2018 Since I really don't know what I'm doing, I may or may not have started an Evelyn wiki page. But it's empty as I'm not a writer girl. 6 Link to comment
film noire July 29, 2018 Share July 29, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, Portae said: Could Evelyn be that former assistant of Sonja’s that later went to work for Dorinda and spilled all of Sonja’s dirt? I wondered the same thing -- that intern/assistant was codenamed "Charlie" by Tamara Tattles -- but maybe their real name is Eve/lyn? Also: Charlie spelled backwards is "Eilrahc" -- which is clearly an Elven name -- so we need to tred very carefully because we're not dealing with just financiers, Russian espionage, filbert-lovers, Dick Cheney, ghosts, and Sonja-mentions anymore, but also the most pernicious of forces: EVE/L magic. I want you all to wear this ring -- not because it casts a protective spell, but because you can put a (third) eye out with that stone, the fucker is so big: One evelyn to rule them all, One evelyn to find them, One evelyn to bring them all and in the reunion bind them. Edited July 29, 2018 by film noire 12 Link to comment
Reality police July 29, 2018 Author Share July 29, 2018 31 minutes ago, film noire said: I wondered the same thing -- that intern/assistant was codenamed "Charlie" by Tamara Tattles -- but maybe their real name is Eve/lyn? Also: Charlie spelled backwards is "Eilrahc" -- which is clearly an Elven name -- so we need to tred very carefully because we're not dealing with just financiers, Russian espionage, filbert-lovers, Dick Cheney, ghosts, and Sonja-mentions anymore, but also the most pernicious of forces: EVE/L magic. I want you all to wear this ring -- not because it casts a protective spell, but because you can put a (third) eye out with that stone, the fucker is so big: One evelyn to rule them all, One evelyn to find them, One evelyn to bring them all and in the reunion bind them. My ring fits, thank you. 3 Link to comment
Taralightner July 29, 2018 Share July 29, 2018 @film noire! You are elegant and “so gemerous!” I will wear my ring with humility and gratitude. Plus, now I can cut a b*$ch 7 Link to comment
dosodog July 29, 2018 Share July 29, 2018 Oooo! So pretty, shiny and sharp! Can it decode Slurinda speak too? 6 Link to comment
HunterHunted July 29, 2018 Share July 29, 2018 51 minutes ago, film noire said: I wondered the same thing -- that intern/assistant was codenamed "Charlie" by Tamara Tattles -- but maybe their real name is Eve/lyn? Also: Charlie spelled backwards is "Eilrahc" -- which is clearly an Elven name -- so we need to tred very carefully because we're not dealing with just financiers, Russian espionage, filbert-lovers, Dick Cheney, ghosts, and Sonja-mentions anymore, but also the most pernicious of forces: EVE/L magic. I want you all to wear this ring -- not because it casts a protective spell, but because you can put a (third) eye out with that stone, the fucker is so big: One evelyn to rule them all, One evelyn to find them, One evelyn to bring them all and in the reunion bind them. Her name is Rachel McMahon. Her Reddit username is Mackers. 4 Link to comment
Reality police July 30, 2018 Author Share July 30, 2018 1 minute ago, stewedsquash said: Another clue: TCM is right above Bravo on my tv guide. I was scrolling, looking for Southern Charm Charleston episodes (none dammit! I missed on episode) and went Whoa Nellie! when I saw Evelyn Prentice is airing on Thursday. I have it set to record, just in case it is important to the mystery. Thank you. We await your report. 5 Link to comment
Portae July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 The letters that spell Evelyn correspond to the following numbers: 5, 22, 5, 12, 25, 14. 5+22+5+12+25+14=83 8+3 =11 1+1=2 The 2nd letter of the alphabet? B, for Bethenny. EVELYN IS BETHENNY, Y'ALL. 17 Link to comment
jaync July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 I'm not sure I want Evelyn to be revealed, because it would mean the end to this glorious thread. 7 Link to comment
AnnA July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 14 hours ago, jaync said: I'm not sure I want Evelyn to be revealed, because it would mean the end to this glorious thread. Evelyn can't be revealed. She's in WitSec. 2 Link to comment
teapot July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, stewedsquash said: Spill @teapot Jeff Lewis??? I adore Jeffrey Lewis! There is nothing he can do wrong in my book so Evelyn better be worth his time. No, LOL, Jeff who was a friend of this sleazebag ex boyfriend on Teen Mom. Said sleazebag DMd a bunch of the Teen Moms, starting w/the hottest and going progressively down..until one of them bit. When the other girls told her that he'd hit them up first, he said it was his friend Jeff using his phone. Then he cheated on her, but of course he said he was never with the other woman; it was his friend Jeff! To this day, anytime something happens in Teen Mom land, we blame it on Jeff #pleasegodsomeoneknowwhatthefuckimtalkingaboutbecauseisoundlikeafuckingcrazyperson 8 Link to comment
Reality police July 30, 2018 Author Share July 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, teapot said: No, LOL, Jeff who was a friend of this sleazebag ex boyfriend on Teen Mom. Said sleazebag DMd a bunch of the Teen Moms, starting w/the hottest and going progressively down..until one of them bit. When the other girls told her that he'd hit them up first, he said it was his friend Jeff using his phone. Then he cheated on her, but of course he said he was never with the other woman; it was his friend Jeff! To this day, anytime something happens in Teen Mom land, we blame it on Jeff #pleasegodsomeoneknowwhatthefuckimtalkingaboutbecauseisoundlikeafuckingcrazyperson Sounds perfectly normal to me. 5 Link to comment
Mindthinkr July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 Do y’all think that Andy Cohen knows who Evelyn is? 2 Link to comment
film noire July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said: Do y’all think that Andy Cohen knows who Evelyn is? OMG Is Andy Cohen...EVELYN??? 6 Link to comment
HunterHunted July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 13 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said: Do y’all think that Andy Cohen knows who Evelyn is? 9 minutes ago, film noire said: OMG Is Andy Cohen...EVELYN??? His mother's name is...Evelyn! 7 Link to comment
AnnA July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 32 minutes ago, film noire said: OMG Is Andy Cohen...EVELYN??? Maybe but he'll never admit it. Do we have enough petty cash to hire a PI? 2 Link to comment
Reality police July 30, 2018 Author Share July 30, 2018 42 minutes ago, film noire said: OMG Is Andy Cohen...EVELYN??? He is his mother's son. Hmmmm? 3 Link to comment
b2H July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 50 minutes ago, film noire said: OMG Is Andy Cohen...EVELYN??? That was my first thought - his alter ego. 3 Link to comment
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