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Why would these girls trust this guy? I’m just not getting it. I’d like to blame it on the alcohol, but they seem to be moony eyed over him even when sober. He said every girlfriend he’s ever had has cheated on him and I don’t wonder why. Get your radar up girls!

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He’s just disgusting. His back story makes his actions worse. Laughing about messing with the heads of the girls that like him, being abusive to Hannah because she sees through his crap, undermining his boss because of an age difference all make him a POS. 

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Maybe we should all chip in and send our favorite misogynistic psychopath one of these, so he can remember what a pile of rotting excrement he really is...Apparently he gets his best insults from the Urban Dictionary. He probably rehearsed using that phrase for weeks before the show began shooting.

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On 9/19/2018 at 3:32 PM, gingerella said:

Maybe we should all chip in and send our favorite misogynistic psychopath one of these, so he can remember what a pile of rotting excrement he really is...Apparently he gets his best insults from the Urban Dictionary. He probably rehearsed using that phrase for weeks before the show began shooting.

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It's actually from a Blade movie, I think.

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2 hours ago, yourmomiseasy said:

It's actually from a Blade movie, I think.

It is. It's from Blade Trinity. It also comes across as a little weird in the movie. But yeah, it's great that someone got something out of the worst of the Blade films. Worst by a country mile. You can get away with quoting a movie this bad if it's done ironically. But sincerely? No. And that's exactly what Joao was doing.

 

For a master class on how to do this and actually pull it off, please see Gamble from Real Housewives of Melbourne. Gamble had been feuding with another housewife, Janet, for two seasons. The cast trip was to the Philippines for Janet's new tea business with her son. Gamble gives a semi apology/toast to Janet. Gamble says "Love and hatred are sisters on the same coin.” All of the women think it's so sweet. They cut to Gamble's talking head interview where she reveals that the quote is from Ron Burgundy.

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I love quoting lines from good and bad movies; even long rants like Frank Langella as Skeletor in "Masters Of The Universe." Nothing's better after 30+ years of watching really bad movies. - 

 

Out of the blue it's great to go insane and say something like "you are no longer my equal I am more than man, more than life, I AM A GOD!" Frank Langella will live on forever thru that rant alone; totally eclipsing his role as Dracula. ;-)

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