S10.E14: Dating Wishes and Cabaret Dreams

[OnceSane]

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Luann prepares for her upcoming cabaret show; Bethenny creates a dating profile for Sonja; Tinsley moves into her new penthouse, without Scott's help; the women attend a speed-dating event; the ladies decide to go on a trip to Cartegena, Colombia.

[KungFuBunny]

OMG It's 9:00 PM...is everybody ready????

 

[Straycat80]

Lu dragging this old song out. Hasn’t she done anything new? How about Jailhouse Rock? *snerk* 

Edited July 12, 2018 by Straycat80

[WhoaWhoKnew]

OMG they are giving Sonja a responsibility in LuAnn's show.

I wouldn't trust her to pick up my newspaper.

Edited July 12, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[RedDelicious]

So wait does Sonja have new veneers?

[KungFuBunny]

Those are some sad limp tulips

[WhoaWhoKnew]

RIP Lee's original couch pattern.

[mwell345]

still waiting to hear what Carole is so busy with...other than her Bravo blog and Twitter.

[Bronzedog]

Carole DID NOT thank Tinsley for the gloves!  Carole being so thrilled to be Adam's booty call is pathetic.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Just now, mwell345 said:

still waiting to hear what Carole is so busy with...other than her Bravo blog and Twitter.

"WORK," HONEY!

[Pickles]

Tinsley's eyebrows are interesting. 

[AnnA]

4 minutes ago, mwell345 said:

still waiting to hear what Carole is so busy with...other than her Bravo blog and Twitter.

Didn't she say she was "busy being busy?"

[Straycat80]

Maybe Bethenny should give Sonja underwear instead of jeans. 

[Gem 10]

Carole is acting like a giddy school girl because Adam sent her flowers.  She’s alive again.  Get that Keurig going.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Now I see why Christian Mingle said Sonja was unmatchable a few seasons ago.

Edited July 12, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Maybe Bethenny should give Sonja underwear instead of jeans. 

SkinnyGirl Snatch Covers?

[WhoaWhoKnew]

The blue dress looks like LuAnn's prepping for the Miss Twice Divorced New York Pageant.

Edited July 12, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[JD5166]

14 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

Carole is acting like a giddy school girl because Adam sent her flowers.  She’s alive again.  Get that Keurig going.

More like Cher Horowitz sent herself some shit. Carole is worse than a 16 year old....oh look! A dating invitation!!! She looked about 1000 years younger when she had longer hair, this is just not a good look for her, she looks kind of awful unless it’s up. 

Edited July 12, 2018 by JD5166

[KungFuBunny]

7 minutes ago, AnnA said:

Didn't she say she was "busy being busy?"

She's busy trying to convince the viewers that Adam has the hots for her

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Wasn’t Bethenny developing a dating app at the time this was filmed? Hmmm...

[mwell345]

2 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

More like Cher Horowitz sent herself some shit. Carole is worse than a 16 year old....oh look! A dating invitation!!! She looked abou 1000 years younger when she had linger hair, this is just not a good look for her, she looks kind of awful unless it’s up. 

That’s why her and Tinsley are perfect for each other - both act like high school girls.  Tinsley clothing in the oven, and Carole mooning over Adam.

[TexasGal]

Just now, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Wasn’t Bethenny developing a dating app at the time this was filmed? Hmmm...

Was she?  I thought it looked like an app that I’ve been on since October, I have had a total of 3 matches - 1 in a different city, 1 who immediately unmatched me (nice) and 1 who never responded when I initiated a conversation.  I guess I need a quirkier description of myself.

[KungFuBunny]

Uh Luann? People, places and things...stay away from people that drink, places that serve drinks

And you're going to do an evening Cabaret Show where they will be serving alcoholic drinks to the customers - which is where the majority of the revenue comes from?

[WhoaWhoKnew]

1 minute ago, TexasGal said:

I guess I need a quirkier description of myself.

Say you're Nigerian royalty with a billion dollars to give them.

[mwell345]

So Carole has decided she will honor LuAnn with her friendship.  I hope the Countess is suitably grateful for that gift.  

[soccermom17]

So Tinsley flops down on her daybed in her massive closet and says “she has finally made it”.  Exactly what has she done to finally make it??  I am trying to keep liking her, but she is making it so hard!

[Wicked]

The downside of working retail, I forgot today was Wednesday!!!  (today is my Saturday) Just started watching.

[SuprSuprElevated]

9 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Wasn’t Bethenny developing a dating app at the time this was filmed? Hmmm...

What is this, an infomercial? (-;

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, soccermom17 said:

So Tinsley flops down on her daybed in her massive closet and says “she has finally made it”.  Exactly what has she done to finally make it??  I am trying to keep liking her, but she is making it so hard!

And she’s living in a 30K a month penthouse! Which just boggles my mind. I don’t think doing couponcabin commercials pays that much. Is Mommy paying her rent? I’d have more respect for her if she actually had a job. 

[QuinnM]

2 minutes ago, soccermom17 said:

So Tinsley flops down on her daybed in her massive closet and says “she has finally made it”.  Exactly what has she done to finally make it??  I am trying to keep liking her, but she is making it so hard!

Maybe it’s just me but if I can afford a $30,000 a month apartment I can afford someone to pack and move my crap up the elevator.

[SuprSuprElevated]

3 minutes ago, soccermom17 said:

So Tinsley flops down on her daybed in her massive closet and says “she has finally made it”.  Exactly what has she done to finally make it??  I am trying to keep liking her, but she is making it so hard!

She was just mocking herself I think.

[Bronzedog]

40 minutes in and I'm bored.  Really bored.

[SuprSuprElevated]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

And she’s living in a 30K a month penthouse! Which just boggles my mind. I don’t think doing couponcabin commercials pays that much. Is Mommy paying her rent? I’d have more respect for her if she actually had a job. 

Again, Tinsley inherited an ass load of money.  It's not a crime.

eta - Sorry, I know ^this is bitchy.  Forgive.

Edited July 12, 2018 by SuprSuprElevated

[mwell345]

Did Dorinda just tell LuAnn that Carole made the Tom, Dick and Harry remark?  Uncool.  the Countess was not pleased.  That was good ole pot stirring Dorinda at work there.

[SuprSuprElevated]

3 minutes ago, QuinnM said:

Maybe it’s just me but if I can afford a $30,000 a month apartment I can afford someone to pack and move my crap up the elevator.

Hence, plaid shirt guy.

[bosawks]

I’m trying to wrap my head around what Carol speed dating would look like.

30 seconds of coversation followed by a toke, some chips, a nap and then on to the next?

The mind reels....

[mwell345]

If anything could be duller than that murder mystery party, it’s probably going to be this speed dating thing.

[SuprSuprElevated]

Ramona:  "Let's get a head jump...a jump head...whatever you call it."

Norma Crosby 

[Gem 10]

O.k. Dorinda know it all .. why don’t you go on speed dating yourself?  Besides, Luann has a new boyfriend .. her Agent.

[QuinnM]

Oh so glad I’ve got this on tivo because I need to watch Ramona flirt on rewind.  It will be like smoking weed.

[SuprSuprElevated]

Carole's talking heads here, reinforce my opinion that she needs to darken her hair.  I don't think the cut is that flattering on her anyway, but when your hair is the same color as your face/skin, it's a no.

[Fiero425]

Just now, QuinnM said:

Oh so glad I’ve got this on tivo because I need to watch Ramona flirt on rewind.  It will be like smoking weed.

That's when "Super Phony" Ramona comes out to play; MEN! ;-)

[mwell345]

Thank you Bravo for including that clip of Tinsley being “wined and dined”.   I love it when the editors do that.

[SuprSuprElevated]

Of course, Ramona gloms onto the most handsome guy in the room, and then monopolizes him.

#RedScarf

[Straycat80]

Got to give it to Ramona, she’s killing this speed dating thing. Plus, she looks younger than Carole. 

[Fiero425]

Bethenny's offering BJ's! ;-)

[QuinnM]

Dorinda and Tinsley = Statler and Waldorf

Edited July 12, 2018 by QuinnM

[SuprSuprElevated]

This is painful to watch.  I'm feeling the awkwardness to my core.

Just now, Fiero425 said:

Bethenny's offering BJ's! ;-)

She has zero social chill.  Zero.

[Lynnlynnlynn586]

2 minutes ago, Fiero425 said:

Bethenny's offering BJ's! ;-)

 

1 minute ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

This is painful to watch.  I'm feeling the awkwardness to my core.

She has zero social chill.  Zero.

Lol ????

[StevieRocks]

If Moaner says she's smart one more time, I'm going to puke. She is literally one of the dumbest, grossest, screechiest hags I've ever seen. I find it hard to believe that she even knows how to read. I just cannot stand that crazy-eyed freak. She makes me so uncomfortable by being so desperate and lame.

Edited July 12, 2018 by StevieRocks