S10.E12: Every Mayflower Has Its Thorn

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, Martinigirl said:

Ramona and Tom are both dicks

I can only say I have mad love for Ramona the dick

[bosawks]

Every time Lu said “FoMo” I was wondering if she was back drinking.....

Edited June 21, 2018 by bosawks

[Gem 10]

weird coupling .. Bethenny and Sonja and Carole and Tinsley.  Is Dorinda the event planner, telling everyone where to go, what to do, etc etc.  Shut up and stop controlling everything.  Ramona is just not very bright.  She just talks to talk. Love that Spa in Connecticut.

[ShawnaLanne]

Sonja taking the gold tissue paper from the trash was like a crow. So funny. 

[Thumper]

Yeah, that place looks great!

Loved the Sonja and Beth "in room spa" night.  Funny.  Cannot believe they are a pair now!

Edited June 21, 2018 by Thumper

[Mindthinkr]

Bethenny looks like the invisible man (all wrapped up) in her mask and hat. 

[Straycat80]

No matter what, these bitches are hysterically funny. Those face masks! This is why this is my favorite HW franchise. 

Edited June 21, 2018 by Straycat80

[Keywestclubkid]

Or Until your daughter finishes school? Was that a little shade thrown by Bethany 

[Mindthinkr]

8 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Have you been drinking Dorintinis?

Yesterday was national martini day. I corrected it lol. Dang KFB...you have a fast hop!

[njbchlover]

11 minutes ago, bosawks said:

You know Tom invited Sonja because she’s up for anything.

And, if Tom offered to pay her airfare, I bet Sonja's red wrap dress would have been wardrobe malfunctioning all over that party!  ;-)

Edited June 21, 2018 by njbchlover

[ryebread]

Lulu's legs.  Day-um.

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Yesterday was national martini day. I corrected it lol. Dang KFB...you have a fast hop!

I was only teasing and meant no offense.

I'm sorry. That's a real sorry not a Ramona sorry

[ShawnaLanne]

36 minutes ago, noveltylibrary said:

Lu feels strong in her commitment to not drink RIGHT NOW.

It's classic AA language. Just for today I will not drink. It helps, particularly at the beginning, when you can't imagine how you will be social,  or anti social,  without alcohol,  so it doesn't seem so overwhelming. Each day you recommit. Or each minute,  depending. 

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

I was only teasing and meant no offense.

I'm sorry. That's a real sorry not a Ramona sorry

I’m laughing. No issues. I’m not a Housewife lol! 

[LilaFowler]

What is Dorinda's problem? Why is she so nasty to Sonja?

[TexasGal]

10 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Notice how Ramona refused to say that she was sorry. She's a real snake.

Even if she did everyone would know that she didn’t mean it.  Why waste the breath.

Lu looks so pretty in the TH where she has that halter dress/shirt on.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

What the hell could Sonja's responsibility to the Morgan family be?

[ShawnaLanne]

Okay,  now Dorinda is being an asshole. I'm behind her about comparing death and divorce,  but this was insane. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

What is Dorinda's problem? Why is she so nasty to Sonja?

She's a mean bitch.

[Martinigirl]

It's like trying on coffins LMAO!!!!!

[ShawnaLanne]

Oh come on Ramona,  stop playing the victim. Posting that picture was criminally stupid.

[BloggerAloud]

Bethenny calling out Dorinda for her needling Sonja all the time while simultaneously completely forgetting her own actions in regards to Sonja is classic Bethenny.

Edited June 21, 2018 by BloggerAloud

[Mindthinkr]

Maybe it’s time to kick Ramona off of social media. She knows exactly what she’s doing. She thought she could squish Carole’s reaction by telling her how good she looked. Ramona needs work and not the plastic surgery kind...well maybe she is plastic, could be melted and remolded. Hmmm 

[KungFuBunny]

4 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

What the hell could Sonja's responsibility to the Morgan family be?

Showing the world her snatch?

[Mindthinkr]

5 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

What the hell could Sonja's responsibility to the Morgan family be?

To remind them what never to marry. 

[Straycat80]

Dorinda is really being a mean bitch. She’s holding a grudge against Sonja for comparing divorce with death. Get over it already! 

Next week looks like a train wreck, or Mayflower wreck, can’t wait! 

Edited June 21, 2018 by Straycat80

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

To remind them what never to marry. 

 

2 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Showing the world her snatch?

The Morgans show RHONY to all the single relatives the way driver's ed and high school health classes show Red Asphalt.

[Gem 10]

Wow. Bethenny giving it To Dorinda about Medley on her stuff.  Good.  Dorinda has too much to say.  She should look in her own backyard.  I love that Bethenny says it like it is.  Everyone else talks behind the back, then smiles to the face.  Ramona is a sneaky troublemaker.  After the spa, somebody should drop Dorinda at a rehab facility.

Edited June 21, 2018 by Gem 10

[chewycandy]

Jesus. Sonja was basking in the attention she was getting for how great she looked in the morning and Dorinda can’t help but cut her down. I don’t think Sonja’s ever been that upset (next week) in the history of this show. She was so cute this episode too—taking a fruit plate to her room, looking into Lu’s soul, and wearing glasses over her face mask...that scene with B in their masks was absolutely hilarious. 

[bosawks]

You would think Lu would know enough to spell out in neon letters no social media to Ramona.

Thinking Mona would be able to independently figure out the deleterious consequence to somebody else?  

Has she met Ramona?!?!?

[farmgal4]

33 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Carole and Ramona are the fakest of the fake. Both hate Luann but both hugged her and kissed her ass. Carole's unbridled glee about Luann's predicament is gross.

I can’t stomach Carole this season.  She’s vile.

[BloggerAloud]

Carole's glee over Luann's situation is gross and stupid. Like even if you dislike someone, I would hate for them to get to a place like that in their life. You never know when that could happen to you and you would want some semblance of compassion and if not compassion not outright joy at your misery.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Carole : Pee Wee Herman wore those shoes better dancing on the bar.

f***ing A...to hear Luann go from “it’s Mrs. de Lesseps” to “I’m charged with 4 felonies.” Holy heck. 

Sonja is THIN. She has no business wearing the Morgan crest, STFU Bethenny like you know dick about family background. 

WHO IS THE POLO PLAYER ? That’s why she stayed at the Colony to bone the polo player not avoid Julie’s cat. I wonder if it was Nic Roldan . He isn’t half her age. But close.

[QuinnM]

16 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

 

What is Dorinda's problem? Why is she so nasty to Sonja

 

She’s was sitting next to a woman that STILL insists sshe’s the countess and she’s got a problem with some deer on shoes?

Now I can’t wait for Luann to see this episode with Carole and Dorinda laughing and winking at Ramona trying to get an invite to Tom’s party.  Carole?  Aren’t you all about loyalty or only when it suits your argument?

I am assuming that Sonja’s fur vest at dinner was faux.  But that was a really excellent chinchilla look.  Damn I want a nice little hoodie in that fabric.  

[Bronzedog]

13 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

What the hell could Sonja's responsibility to the Morgan family be?

Too many responsibilities to name, but, a few that come to mind - she has to escort JFK, Jr. and P Diddy to  parties the family hosts, provide seafood for their vegan dinners and cook the vegan dinners in her signature toaster oven.  All while coaching her Nigerian football team.

[SailorGirl]

50 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Only if the mustard is Grey Poupon. 

Damn . . . beat me to it!! 

[Fiero425]

7 minutes ago, bosawks said:

You would think Lu would know enough to spell out in neon letters no social media to Ramona.

Thinking Mona would be able to independently figure out the deleterious consequence to somebody else?  

Has she met Ramona?!?!?

Ramona knows exactly what she's doing, but she'll throw out some lame excuse or try to deflect like that comment about "not being invited to" Lu's wedding! People have to be total morons to give the OG of RHWNY the time of day! If anyone's vile in this group of b!tches, it has to Ramona! Bethenny leads the way in being so dysfunctional and unable to be happy even though she has it all! ;-)

[QuinnM]

Sonja’s hug for Luann was one of the genuine acts I’ve ever seen on this show.  So it’s going to be a while before I get snarky on her.  But I know, eventually she’ll go off the deep end and I’ll pile it on.  Also, one of the first thing she said to Luann was that Tom invited her to that party.  See?  Ramona that’s how you do it.  I realize it doesn’t entertain Carole but it’s just being up front with a friend.

Edited June 21, 2018 by QuinnM

[snarts]

Love that Ramona was forced to admit Tom said no to her request for an invite.

Luann looks so healthy, maybe I'll quit drinking...

[Ms Blue Jay]

WHEN THEY WERE COMING BACK FROM DINNER

AND SONJA SEES ALL THE FREE FOOD LAID OUT

WHAT DID BETHENNY SAY?!?!  "FREE GAME, SONJA"  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS THAT WHAT SHE SAID

Bethenny on Ramona:  She's just a terrible human being.

I don't know why it pains me to admit it, but Sonja looks like 2 million bucks.  Way more than she's worth.  That shot of her going to Bethenny's limo?  Holy fuck, she looks amazing.  AMAZING.  And I love about half the shit she wears, like so much.  I also liked Beth's white sparkly sweater.

Edited June 21, 2018 by Ms Blue Jay

[Sheenieb]

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What is Dorinda's problem? Why is she so nasty to Sonja?

 

Dorinda needs to stop. She's monopolizing pain and it's gross. Who the hell cares that Sonja is wearing the Morgan family crest on her shoes? Like, is that going to ruin your day, Doris? Bethenny had her dead to rights when she called her out on the monogrammed luggage and keeping the Medley name. Mind your business, lady.

Ain't nobody searching for your mugshot, Tinsley!

Oh, to resist arrest, run from the cops, and live to tell the tale.

[WireWrap]

26 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

What is Dorinda's problem? Why is she so nasty to Sonja?

Sonja has never apologized for telling stories to page six about Dorinda/John and she hasn't stopped being their "unnamed source" either.

[breezy424]

Well, I gotta say that Lu has really accepted responsibility for her actions.  She was like I can't believe I did that.  I wish her the best.

It was kind of a weird episode for me.  Beth is now besties with Sonja?  Ro and So aren't sharing a room anymore?  Beth and Carole aren't sharing a room anymore.  Times have changed.

Carole needs to dial back the mean girl with Lu.

Ro is an idiot and apparently desperate if she was trying to get an invitation to Tom's party.  And....posting that picture on SM.  What are you thinking?

I'm not that annoyed with Doris and her reaction to So's shoes.  Sorry So.  You're divorced.  You can try as hard as you can but you're not a 'Morgan' anymore.  I also get where Doris was coming from with the room situation.  Rooms are such a big freakin deal with some of these women. 

On a positive note, no skinnygirl jeans mention this episode or did I miss it?

[Gem 10]

21 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Dorinda is really being a mean bitch. She’s holding a grudge against Sonja for comparing divorce with death. Get over it already! 

Next week looks like a train wreck, or Mayflower wreck, can’t wait! 

Lately Dorinda is a mean bitch to everyone.  What’s her problem?  She thinks she’s the voice of reason.  And that big mouth when yelling.  Yikes!  She’s a pain in the ass.  Not liking her at all.

[farmgal4]

I’m a recovering addict/alcoholic.  I’ve been to rehab twice.  The first rehab was cheap, no frills, spent several hours/day doing hard chores.  The second rehab was top of the line, fully-accredited, ranked Top 10 in the nation.  Even though they were very different in some ways, they were very similar in others, including this:  They both STRONGLY suggested that I not be around drugs/alcohol during my first year in recovery and that I go to 90 meetings in 90 days after discharge.  I’m not trying to work LuAnne’s recovery program, but damn, that woman is on a very slippery slope.  I couldn’t believe what I was seeing tonight.  I have to wonder what kind of rehab she was in and if she learned anything about alcoholism and sobriety while she was there.

[njbchlover]

If this were one of the seasons where Bethenny wasn't so chummy with Sonja, she would have been jumping all over that family crest thing - throwing rapidfire questions at Sonja - "What does the deer have to do with your brand?" "Is that from the TREMONT family crest?"  "Don't you lose your crest usage when you get a divorce?" "WTF kind of shit is this---family crest?  Who gives a fuck?"  (All said in super fast Bethenny-speak, with no time for any responses to any of the questions)

And, using a monogram is very different from using part of a family crest.  A monogram is your initials.  Dorinda's last name is legally Medley - she has every right to use that in her monogram - just as Sonja uses "M" for Morgan as part of her monogram.  Using a family crest of a family that you are no longer really a part of - that's a whole different story.  

[Jel]

Zoinks! Dorinda wouldn't wear the Medley family crest....so flipping what? Who the hell is taking life advice from Dorinda? 

[Ms Blue Jay]

I'm watching the Dorinda fight now and I totally feel like I'm on Bethenny's side coming to Sonja's defence and using LOGIC against Dorinda.  And I'm not always on Beth's side that's for sure.

I love the women showing themselves in no makeup.  I find it hilarious that I never see Tinsley without makeup though.  She just turns me off.  Beth, Dorinda, and Lu unabashedly go makeup free and I absolutely love it.  Sonja was CLOSE but definitely had eyeliner on.

[ShawnaLanne]

7 minutes ago, Sheenieb said:

Dorinda needs to stop. She's monopolizing pain and it's gross. Who the hell cares that Sonja is wearing the Morgan family crest on her shoes? Like, is that going to ruin your day, Doris? Bethenny had her dead to rights when she called her out on the monogrammed luggage and keeping the Medley name. Mind your business, lady.

Ain't nobody searching for your mugshot, Tinsley!

Oh, to resist arrest, run from the cops, and live to tell the tale.

I think Sonja was way out of line comparing her divorce to Richard's death,  buuuuut,  Sonja had a kid with Morgan,  so yeah she's keep his name,  yes Dorinda loved Richard, and yes,  I see why she kept his name,  but Sonja has just as legitimate of a reason. 

[QuinnM]

7 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

.  I also liked Beth's white sparkly sweater.

I was really liking the lobby sweater as well.  Cool sea foam, understated suede elbow patches. Dang that sweater screamed $$$$ in the most subtle way.  Beth’s style is really starting to hit a grove.  Caroles’ style I get but it’s not my cup of tea.  This whole episode was a pretty good clothes feast.