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Caprice Bourret: By Caprice, For Caprice

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The other ladies being so in shock and looking down their nose at Caprice's 'selling' out to the tabloids while they are all on a D List TV show on Bravo is hilarious.  

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I can't stand Caprice. Not since her stint on The Surreal Life when Jose Canseco was lusting after her. And if memory serves, I think she tried to pose as a Brit on that show, boasting that awful affected faux accent. She just clearly loves herself and everything she says makes me roll my eyes. While it is ridiculous that the other ladies sneer at Caprice's tabloid fodder, I think it's equally ridiculous that on a reality show of famewhores, she still manages to come off as the most desperate and famewhorish of the bunch. Haaaaate!

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I just hope she mated with an actual human being.  Otherwise I suspect she will devour her children at some point.  What a foul creature.  And yeah, I get that they are all in the same boat floating on the seas of desperation for attention.  But Caprice takes it farther by jumping into the waters long before the boat springs a leak.  She clearly is taking pages from the Kardashian plan to stay in the public eye.

 

The fact that she equates notoriety as the path to power is just so pathetic.  I will say this.  As she distorts and makes her face ever more grotesque, she is essentially turning her visage into a warning label for the person inside.  I imagine twenty years or so into the future, Caprice and others like her will be the social lepers simply winnowed from the rest by the amount of too much and way too early work done. 

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Caprice: You are trying too hard, sweetheart. You are not, and will never be an English woman. You will always be an American living elsewhere. Besides that, the British 'way' isn't necessarily the 'best' and/or 'only' way you moron. You try-hard snob. Plus, your friendship with Annabel seems one sided. Haven't heard your name uttered from Annabel's lips' yet.

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I just realized in doing the calendar math that Caprice also shared a similar approach to Kim Kardashian in the whole baby issue.  This self-inflicted with deformity cow so got pregnant hoping to cash in on the Kate of Cambridge pregnancy.  Both Kim or her mother as well as Caprice are familiar that when a big celebrity pregnancy takes place in the media there are always magazine issues that cover all the other pregnant celebrities and fauxlebrities.  Caprice knew, I'll bet, that every issues that had pre-George coverage would likely have a side article or more plus photos of where everyone was in their pregnancy.

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