S08.E18: Season Finale: The Runaway Runway

[JD5166]

God, I would die for that house. 

[KungFuBunny]

Kyle if you want everyone to take responsibility - maybe you should admit to everyone now that you called them all Ass Kissers.

Along with Teddy

On a side note - how sad to see the bags in the closet that all get stolen

[Straycat80]

House porn! I wonder if those Birkens got stolen? 

[nexxie]

2 minutes ago, sadiebyuca said:

I thought RInna's hair looked ucky. 

I can’t remember - was it sticking up?

[sadiebyuca]

Just now, JD5166 said:

God, I would die for that house. 

The house has great light.  That pool and pool house looked divine. I love how Lisa referred to it as a "Father of the Bride" house.  That's always been my idea of a perfect CA home. 

Just now, Straycat80 said:

House porn! I wonder if those Birkens got stolen? 

That's what I would go for!

[enchantingmonkey]

How can anything be a little too Beverly Hills to Dorit's liking when she believes in an excess of everything???

[Keywestclubkid]

I think Teddi sees friction and thinks that’s her way “in” if you know what I mean like if she becomes that friend that they confide in then she’s one of them and doesn’t think of the mini shit sturring while she’s doing it. 

[sadiebyuca]

2 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Yikes - she’s tearing out that pretty staircase!

I was just thinking that I would love to have the stuff these women throw out just because they want something new. 

[FlyingEgret]

You could tell River wanted all the ladies to tour the house so the table would be left unguarded!

[nexxie]

Well I, for one, really like Teddi - good addition to the cast!

[Straycat80]

It’s funny how they always end these seasons on such a positive note and they are all friends and care about each other, blah, blah, blah. Now bring on the reunion where they will rehash every dumb thing so and so said or did. But that’s their job. 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

“I have been on TV my whole life.”  Kyle the big crybaby had a hissy fit until it’s ALL about her . My show, my new house, my childhood, my closet, blah blah BLAH. She is such an overdone teenaged s*** who can’t dress. 

Why was Teddi in the 2nd row at the fashion show? 

Ericka if you’re sick stay home ! 

[enchantingmonkey]

Jiggy looks so over all of this doggone drama!

[TexasGal]

River and Chloe!  I loved Chloe’s little yip after Kyle scolded her.

And again, shut up Dorit.  I don’t even have the energy for an exclamation point anymore.

[Wicked]

I don't care how awful Kyle can be, Dorit is so much awfuler, I will always be Team Kyle.

[sadiebyuca]

1 minute ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Why was Teddi in the 2nd row at the fashion show? 

'Cause she sucks. 

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

 

Ericka if you’re sick stay home ! 

She would have been dogged if she didn’t go oh she wasn’t really sick she just didn’t want it not to be about Erika blah blah blah with Erika she’s damned if she does damned if she doesn’t 

Edited April 18, 2018 by Keywestclubkid

[Bronzedog]

Jiggy always looks miserable.  I want to watch Kyle's show, but, from the little we saw, it looked like a badly acted soap opera.  Hope I'm wrong.

[CatMomma]

It can't be said enough. Shut up, Dorit.

I am over Kyle. My God.  When your two friends, LVP and Rinna were fighting, you said absolutely nothing to defend LVP. Stop with the victim shit. 

Yes, Rinna, you are a damn saint. Fighting for injustice. WAKANDA! 

Erika. Meh, still can't stand her. After seeing her treatment of Teddi, her apologies mean nothing. I saw her bs on twitter after filming ended.

LVP. Pretty boring this season. 

Teddi. I like her for the most part.  Sometimes I felt like she inserted herself into things that had nothing to do with her, but I never felt she had bad intentions or tried to create drama out of nothing.

I just want to bring this up, because I see it in every ep thread. I have no doubt Vanderpump Dogs saves adult dogs.  Those puppies we see are merchandising, to draw people in. I can guarantee that the mama pups of the puppies are in foster homes through her rescue.  LVP's place looks like a boutique where they sell merchandise and can hold small dogs. Older dogs and large pups are probably in nice homes, waiting to be rescued. 

Edited April 18, 2018 by CatMomma

[Wicked]

I don't know how to quote, but if Dorit actually put Teddi in the second row, that is such a bitch move. 

[Sarcastica]

I like Kyle's house, but I don't like her furniture(Current and future furniture). 

Dorit is exhausting.

I think Teddi is a good friend.

Bring on the reunion. 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

6 minutes ago, sadiebyuca said:

'Cause she sucks. 

I love her. She called them all out when needed ...she mighta cried because she is sensitive but she never went nuclear, she held on to her integrity. 

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She would have been dogged if she didn’t go with Erika she’s damned if she does damned if she doesn’t 

I had the flu this winter it was a near death experience I say if you’re sick stay home ! 

27 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Yikes - she’s tearing out that pretty staircase!

Money can’t buy you class! 

Edited April 18, 2018 by Alonzo Mosely FBI

[sadiebyuca]

Also, I loved that Rinna admitted that she likes things for free.  Get it, girl.  You do you.  LOL  It made me love her more. 

[sol y luna]

47 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Erika purposely fucks with their heads - horrible woman.

She's the true definition of a c**t.

[hoodooznoodooz]

9 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

“I have been on TV my whole life.”  Kyle the big crybaby had a hissy fit until it’s ALL about her . My show, my new house, my childhood, my closet, blah blah BLAH. She is such an overdone teenaged s*** who can’t dress. 

Why was Teddi in the 2nd row at the fashion show? 

Ericka if you’re sick stay home ! 

She is a s***! I haven’t heard that term in decades, but Kyle is the embodiment. She’s lucky that she’s pretty. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, sol y luna said:

She's the true definition of a c**t.

What exactly did she do wrong in this episode to get this reaction? She literally did nothing to anyone lol

[ryebread]

This is the first episode I've watched this season and I was shocked to see how old/frail Ken is looking. So much yawning in the limousine and then while sitting in the yard, he just looked worn out. I hope the coming years are kind to him. 

Kyle's house is beautiful but the blouse she was wearing when the girls came over was not.  Something tells me she's going to look at footage of her hair from this episode and seasons past, and wonder why she didn't cut it years ago.  Erika looked beautiful at Kyle's. During some of the flashbacks tonight, she looked ridiculous more times than not. 

Camille getting engaged is nice. I hope her fiance is a good guy this time.  And Binkymonroeboo is a really cute pup!

[Wicked]

The only person I dislike this season is Dorit.  Everyone else brought the entertainment.  Dorit brought the bs.

[Duke2801]

52 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

 Kyle always starts shit with her at her big events

She does. And I’m totally here for it. 

35 minutes ago, nexxie said:

They looked good in that reunion preview!

With the exception of Rinna’s poodle perm look. Oof.

9 minutes ago, Wicked said:

I don't care how awful Kyle can be, Dorit is so much awfuler, I will always be Team Kyle.

#TeamKyle reporting for duty. Seriously though - Kyle has a lot of faults, but there’s something about her I still find likeable. Dorit... not so much.

[sadiebyuca]

33 minutes ago, nexxie said:

I can’t remember - was it sticking up?

It was in Shirley Temple curls.  

[hoodooznoodooz]

2 minutes ago, ryebread said:

This is the first episode I've watched this season and I was shocked to see how old/frail Ken is looking. So much yawning in the limousine and then while sitting in the yard, he just looked worn out. I hope the coming years are kind to him. 

Kyle's house is beautiful but the blouse she was wearing when the girls came over was not.  Something tells me she's going to look at footage of her hair from this episode and seasons past, and wonder why she didn't cut it years ago.  Erika looked beautiful at Kyle's. During some of the flashbacks tonight, she looked ridiculous more times than not. 

Camille getting engaged is nice. I hope her fiance is a good guy this time.  And Binkymonroeboo is a really cute pup!

I wish Ken would retire. He deserves some rest. 

[nexxie]

Just now, sadiebyuca said:

It was in Shirley Temple curls.  

Oh yeah, lol - still, I appreciate her trying a new look.

[Keywestclubkid]

15 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

had the flu this winter it was a near death experience I say if you’re sick stay home ! 

 

 

You have the luxury of not being on this show lol I mean she did absolutely nothing to anyone this episode and she’s still being dragged just imagine had she not gone to the launch knifes would have been out calling her a fake bitch who pretends to be sick because the fashion show wasn’t about her lol I by no means think she is a saint but I find some of the stuff she is labeled funny especially when she does nothing to warrant it in the episode lol

Edited April 18, 2018 by Keywestclubkid

[ivygirl]

All I can think of is Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch! 

[Fiero425]

32 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

It’s funny how they always end these seasons on such a positive note and they are all friends and care about each other, blah, blah, blah. Now bring on the reunion where they will rehash every dumb thing so and so said or did. But that’s their job. 

But they aren't all friends! Kyle has a serious problem with Dorit, Erika, & LVP; most of it in her head because she never really settles disagreements! They talk, but nothing's ever resolved; hence "panty-gate" still being invoked! ;-)

[Cranky One]

1 hour ago, sadiebyuca said:

OH MY GOSH!!!!!
Did you hear Mauricio say that Teddi's husband was putting in their security system in the new house?!?!  He said he wanted the biggest and the best system out there.
Guess that didn't work!

Kyle said on Twitter that it wasn't installed until after they got robbed 

[Fiero425]

28 minutes ago, Wicked said:

I don't know how to quote, but if Dorit actually put Teddi in the second row, that is such a bitch move. 

Not to mention, Teddi didn't get a swimsuit named after her like the other girls! Dorit's FOS and I loved how she found out the photoshoot was nixed with her complaining about them! ;-)

4 minutes ago, Cranky One said:

Kyle said on Twitter that it wasn't installed until after they got robbed 

Sounds like an inside job! How convenient! ;-)

[ryebread]

18 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I wish Ken would retire. He deserves some rest. 

I agree. If he doesn't love all the work/drama that their shows and  restaurateuring creates anymore, he should.  But maybe he loves it. Or just does it for Lisa. I dunno, with that kind of money I'd want to spend a few months of the year in a luxe cottage by the sea. Villa Rosa, to me, feels sad and overwhelming. It used to remind me of a swank boutique hotel, now it looks like a pink mausoleum that might smell vaguely of a barn. But it's their home, to each their own. I wish them many more happy healthy years in it. Whatever happened to the dog ( I think it was a golden retriever) named Rumpy?

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, sadiebyuca said:

OH MY GOSH!!!!!
Did you hear Mauricio say that Teddi's husband was putting in their security system in the new house?!?!  He said he wanted the biggest and the best system out there.
Guess that didn't work!

The problem was that no one turned on the security system. They don't work unless you turn them on! LOL

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Lisa is the one that took dorit off the cover of that magazine she’s the one that brought it up to that creepy little man lol I love she’s lying through her teeth 

Actually, the photographer (short guy) made that decision, not Lisa. And, they did still use the Dorit photos, just not those with her face in them. They cropped out her face because she complained about every single picture they took!

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Erika told her over and over she didn’t think she had anything to do with it. It’s not Erika’s fight why should she have to go behind Kyle and back her up constantly. Jesus Kyle would be an exhausting person to be friends with she is so freaking needy ALL THE TIME. 

Kyle has been doing this to Lisa since season 1! It is a game she plays and now she is doing it to Erika as well.

[CaliCat]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

Funnier is that only one hors d'oevre will be served - I guess they all have to share

Ha ha!  Good thing it’s in Beverly Hills, where none of them eat much anyway. 

 

Well, Jel says it was just spelled the French way, which is the same singular or plural, but  I like KFB’s idea of only one hors d'oeuvre for them all to share. :-)

Edited April 18, 2018 by CaliCat
Jel’s correction

[WireWrap]

1 minute ago, ryebread said:

I agree. If he doesn't love all the work/drama that their shows and  restaurateuring creates anymore, he should.  But maybe he loves it. Or just does it for Lisa. I dunno, with that kind of money I'd want to spend a few months of the year in a luxe cottage by the sea. Villa Rosa, to me, feels sad and overwhelming. It used to remind me of a swank boutique hotel, now it looks like a pink mausoleum that might smell vaguely of a barn. But it's their home, to each their own. I wish them many more happy healthy years in it. Whatever happened to the dog ( I think it was a golden retriever) named Rumpy?

They have 2 goldens, Avery/Rumpy Pumpy, and both are well/happy and at home with Lisa/Ken. I think Ken is happiest when he is with Lisa and their dogs at home.

[pdean82]

13 minutes ago, Fiero425 said:

Not to mention, Teddi didn't get a swimsuit named after her like the other girls! Dorit's FOS and I loved how she found out the photoshoot was nixed with her complaining about them! ;-)

Sounds like an inside job! How convenient! ;-)

I’m a little suspicious of Kim with all the lawsuits she has going on ! ?

[Primal Slayer]

Well it feels like this season has been on FOREVER. It's been a.....slight tick up in quality over last season? But overall it was fairly boring as the last 3 seasons have been.

I will say that it was nice to see Kyle blow up finally and just storm out, seems like that hasnt happened in like forever. 

I really feel like the problem with these past few seasons, especially this one is that it REALLY centered around the Housewives as a group and it just isnt strong enough to do that. This group needs outside influences, remember the days of Brandi as a friend of, Faye, 25k Glasses, parties after parties. To have the season end with a private viewing of Kyles show with just the HW was weird. RHOBH may have gotten more glam since Brandi/Kim left but the glam has overtaken everything else.

[FairyDusted]

What a boring ass season. Bring on the reunion so we can just be done with it this year. I'm usually a big fan after NYC but this season bored me to tears. 

Edited April 18, 2018 by FairyDusted
gig is not big

[islandgal140]

I love, love, flove, Kyle's new home. It has now become my fave HW house. However, Faye's sketches look tacky as fuck and she and Kyle are gonna ruin the joint! Black and gold furniture? Tearing out that beautiful classic staircase for metal? It is gonna look like a Vegas brothel or Tony Montana's (Scarface) high end drug den.

This season was boring and the finale was no different.

These HW sure do lie to each other a lot. The orchestration of the fashion show was top notch but the swimsuits themselves? They were barely flattering on those size -2 models. To any woman above a size 4: Good luck picking the crotch out of your ass and crotch every 2 minutes and I hope your boobs are non-existent or as rock hard and stay put as Dorit's otherwise you will be wrangling them to stop them from falling out from the top sides and bottom. 

Just last week Kyle was saying that Dorit can't let go of old shit but here Kyle is this week not letting go of old shit after saying old shit was behind them. Just stop!

The Todd's new rescue dog is living and eating better than me I bet. Congrats!

Ericka's hair look a right mess at the show. Hard to believe she paid people good money for that. 

[Juniebaby]

I always wondered what rich people did with those big houses.  Even though their family is shrinking they keep buying larger and larger.  Why do 2 or 3 people need all that space?  It costs almost $500,000 yr. to play Erika J?  I think old man Girardi got tired of footing the bill for “her hobby” and that’s why she joined the housewives.

[psychoticstate]

So Dorit says something like she has no energy to fight which to me translates that she's going to rehash this shit AGAIN at the reunion.  Let it go, Dorit.  Let it go.  

I understand that Erika was probably contractually required to attend Dorit's runway show but for God's sake, when you're sick, don't kiss everyone!

Are there any Beverly Beach by Dorit suits that are in anything other than black and white?  Did Dorit actually design them?  Do I recall that she had a designer and was just putting her name on them?  Does she have any suits that don't ride up your ass?  

Kyle's new house is gorgeous.  I'm in total agreement with sadness over that gorgeous banister being ripped out for wrought iron and (gasp) brass (or did she say bronze?)  Really sorry to hear that her new place was burglarized and items belonging to her mother were taken.  Poor Kyle. Did the security system fail?  Was it not set? 

Congrats to Camille!  I hope she's happy.  The ring is beautiful.  

[TattleTeeny]

"Giggy, why are you wearing such old, scruffy pajamas?" made me laugh so hard!

[FairyDusted]

Well Giggy wasn't matching Ken soooo..... That part gave me a giggle.

[breezy424]

My biggest shock of the episode was when Kyle said they were ripping out that BEAUTIFUL wooden hand rail on the stairs for wrought iron (or something?).....NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Erika:  You can tell 'Kyle' a hundred times that you know she had nothing to do with you being pissed off about pantygate.  The point was you needed to say that to 'Dorit'.  You didn't.  Are you that stupid or are you really the word you use to describe yourself?  I'm thinking the latter.

Dorit:  Kyle apologized for her behavior at you pseudo fashion show.  How about you apologize for accusing Kyle of stirring up Erika about pantygate?  And...if your old swimsuit line was so successful, why didn't you just call it by it's your old line name?  Why a new name?  Hmmm.  Makes one think about how 'successful' it really was or whatever.  Just sayin.

Really LVP?  Stupid name for a dog.  Sorry.

River sighting!  Where's Bambi?  Probably locked in another room.  We know she steals food.

Edited April 18, 2018 by breezy424