S09.E12: Tell All - Part 2

[Galloway Cave]

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In the dramatic conclusion of Sister Wives Tell All, Paedon reveals why he refused to join the rest of the family to protest Utah's new polygamy law; the adults discuss how Kody's and Meri's marriage is affecting the family.

Paedon doesn't owe anyone an explanation, poor kid. How is K&M's marriage affecting the rest? The other wives (unfortunately) get more time with The Kodouche.

Thank God this taco-filled, cluttered-bathroom, LuLaNo-covered season is over. Don't forget to book a haunted room at your favorite B&B and enjoy those freshly unwrapped cinnamon rolls. See ya'll for a new season in another year or two.

Edited March 31, 2018 by Galloway Cave

[Phronsie]

1 hour ago, lma said:

That sounds so boring. Seriously.

It really does.  I think I probably will skip watching the new season and just read here....the snark is way more interesting!

[Kohola3]

15 minutes ago, Phronsie said:

I think I probably will skip watching the new season and just read here....the snark is way more interesting!

I have skipped every season since the first.  The postings here are both hilarious and have everything I need to know without making myself physically ill with actually seeing or hearing the Brown Clowns.  A special shoutout to @LilWarveyGal and her wonderful recaps.

Edited March 31, 2018 by Kohola3

[LilWharveyGal]

3 hours ago, Galloway Cave said:

Paedon doesn't owe anyone an explanation, poor kid.

Run, Paedon, run!

33 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

A special shoutout to @LilWarveyGal and her wonderful recaps.

Why thank you, @Kohola3.  I can't say it's been a pleasure to watch, but it has been a pleasure to serve.

I hope everyone has a wonderful Easter/Passover/April Fool's Day!

[DakotaJustice]

4 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

I have skipped every season since the first.  The postings here are both hilarious and have everything I need to know without making myself physically ill with actually seeing or hearing the Brown Clowns.  A special shoutout to @LilWarveyGal and her wonderful recaps.

I'll turn it on and watch a few minutes but then just tune out and let it run in the background whilst i read the snark :)

[valdawn]

I really only watch to come here and read everyone’s opinions about it because it usually cracks me up! 

[Sandy W]

It appears that tonight's tell all will be a 2 hr session with the Brown's answering questions about Mariah's coming out, catfishing etc.

I wonder if viewer questions will be provocative enough to prompt Kody to once again advise the people that support their folly to "piss off".

[xwordfanatik]

Or show us his middle finger, blurred out, of course?  What a jackass.

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Tell all Part Deux, more like Part Douche. I normally don't watch the reunions of any show or a tell nothing like this dribble, defending their miserable lives. If I never evah have to see Fat Tony and a sleeveless one at that, I will have thought I won the powerball. 

[ginger90]

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[Phronsie]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

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The expressions on Robyn’s and Janelle’s faces are not a glowing testimony to a rapturous romp through life with Kooty.  

[Armchair Critic]

I wonder if Robyn is behind Kody not being intimate (GAG!) with Meri? In the earlier episodes you could see that Meri and Kody had a close bond and that Meri was really into him. I can see Robyn trying to talk Kody into cutting out Meri now that she is 1st wife.

FT & Mykelti looked like they have packed on some pounds since they got married. 

Christine is once again trying too hard to convince everybody how much she loves FT.

[Armchair Critic]

I don't claim to be a feminist but Janelle is?!?

[LucyEth]

Paedon seems so mature now.  Wonder where Dayton is, and I guess Gabriel is not considered an "older Brown" or maybe they just don't want to appear.  Mykelti looks like she put on weight, could she be pregnant?  Maddie and Aspyn look pretty.

[Armchair Critic]

Which of Christine's girls is sitting next to Aspyn on the couch? Christine has the prettiest girls in the family. But at least Maddie looks like she cleaned up for this show, she has been looking pretty sloppy lately.

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Which of Christine's girls is sitting next to Aspyn on the couch? Christine has the prettiest girls in the family. But at least Maddie looks like she cleaned up for this show, she has been looking pretty sloppy lately.

That is Ysabel I think.  

[mjstrick]

Maddie looks beautiful.  

[LucyEth]

Poor Ysabel.  She is so pretty, I hope she gets well soon.

[Armchair Critic]

5 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

That is Ysabel I think.

Thanks, you're right. I had a pulmonary embolism a few years ago after a long airplane ride and I think Caleb is overplaying it.... could it be an excuse not to get a real job?

[mjstrick]

I frikkin hate Cody and also Meri and Robyn but I did love the kid segment.  They've got some great ones.  Logan wiping his eyes over the scoliosis discussion... aw.

[Awfarmington]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Thanks, you're right. I had a pulmonary embolism a few years ago after a long airplane ride and I think Caleb is overplaying it.... could it be an excuse not to get a real job?

He had the flu when it happened. So I thought it was a result of being in bed, and inactive for too long. If that’s the reason for it, I would think it wasn’t really a long term risk. 

[LucyEth]

Sorry I just don't get the "not feeling safe" thing.

[Awfarmington]

3 minutes ago, mjstrick said:

I frikkin hate Cody and also Meri and Robyn but I did love the kid segment.  They've got some great ones.  Logan wiping his eyes over the scoliosis discussion... aw.

I think Christine has really great kids. Except for one that shall remain nameless ?

[navine]

doesn't everyone frikkin hate Cody?  it's so easy

[Galloway Cave]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Sorry I just don't get the "not feeling safe" thing.

If I never hear the word safe again I will be a happy camper.

So far I have been bored out of my head (except to tear up over Ysabel).

[LucyEth]

Just now, navine said:

doesn't everyone frikkin hate Cody?  it's so easy

I guess not, he said he gets hit on a lot!  HA HA!

[Pollo Loco]

2 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Sorry I just don't get the "not feeling safe" thing.

Me too! When he says it, I immediately think of him being worried that after all his bs, Meri will finally snap and kill him. 

Personally, I think he's using it as an intangible excuse that he can use indefinitely to keep from having to move forward with Meri. 

[navine]

3 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

I guess not, he said he gets hit on a lot!  HA HA!

THAT is the most laughable thing I've ever heard on this sh*tshow.  Can you imagine the idiot women (or men) who HIT on him?  blech!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Sorry I just don't get the "not feeling safe" thing

Therapist talk.

Kody the dumb ass when she asked "do you still love Meri like a wife?" she meant his feelings but he answered "we're platonic" like she was asking about sex. It was a good way to avoid the question but I don't think he was clever enough for that.

[LucyEth]

I don't really think Kody is interested in Meri anymore but doesn't know how to shake her loose.  His ego has to have suffered a huge blow that she was having an internet affair with a fake man named Sam.

[RealityTea]

That was so boring.  The two interesting points: (1) when Andrea asked the adults if there was hope of Meri and Kody's relationship getting better, and all of the women said yes yes yes and Kody said nothing; and (2) when Andrea asked Kody if he loves Meri the way that he should love a wife and he said "we have a platonic relationship" and Meri looked miserable.  The shade of it all!  

[Pollo Loco]

Janelle needs to dislodge the dress from between her legs. 

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Pollo Loco said:

Janelle needs to dislodge the dress from between her legs. 

It's really accentuating the thunder thighs look....yikes

[Phronsie]

16 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

I guess not, he said he gets hit on a lot!  HA HA!

They said even Charles Manson got love letters in prison.  

[Armchair Critic]

Their men don't go out cruising for chicks? *cough* Kody hooking up with Robyn.

Kody's new hairstyle and beard looks like a Weird Al parody of some heavy metal guy.

[Pollo Loco]

Kody hair looks like he has some rabid squirrel with a matted, frizzy tail clinging to the back of his head. Not a good look. 

[Galloway Cave]

Did someone give Kody a word of the day calendar or roll of TP or something? Jack wagon, trite, all the weird words he has been using this season, where did they come from? 

I really hope this slicked-back look is leading to something, like a shaved head or close-cropped head. He's already cropped it on the sides. Anything is better than electrified fried yellow straw. 

[Armchair Critic]

Kody saying a man with 10 wives is ridiculous is ironic since Kody can't even handle taking care of his own 4 wives and children.

[Pollo Loco]

Oh please Robyn. The kids looked at the fuckery over the years that is you and your sister wives and Kody's relationships and went HELL NO. ? Staying in Utah would not have made a difference. 

[Chris Knight]

Why does Kody always act like he was just a guest at Christine's wedding ? When they were talking about $, Kody said "Christine, your Dad paid for YOUR wedding.." Wasn't he there,  too ?

Maddie has a very high opinion of herself. I hate when women tell their birth stories like that, seeking praise for how hard it was.

"Safe" is an excuse to avoid uncomfortable situations. Kody & Meri need a lot more than a weekend away to patch things up.

[MelissaMinion]

I can’t believe they are still sticking to their tired “the cops were seconds away from arresting us” flight to Vegas.

[Mindthinkr]

Meri is why I’m tuning out. Talk about getting burnt out. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

Not sure ill be able to make it through this one. I zoned out to Part 1 after about 5 minutes. 

[Galloway Cave]

Robyn says "like" so much I can't listen to her.

[neh]

1 hour ago, Armchair Critic said:

Thanks, you're right. I had a pulmonary embolism a few years ago after a long airplane ride and I think Caleb is overplaying it.... could it be an excuse not to get a real job?

Heard he was working at Home Depot and going to school.  He and Maddie also got their own apartment.

[Chris Knight]

They really should update the opening sequence. The contrast between them now vs then is just staggering.

[dreadfulLeigh]

Christine looks lovely, though. That plum jacket and shiny hair—very pretty. 

[Normades]

41 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

I don't really think Kody is interested in Meri anymore but doesn't know how to shake her loose.  His ego has to have suffered a huge blow that she was having an internet affair with a fake man named Sam.

Yes, I don't think he's interested in Meri at all. I'm also not sure how much of a blow it was to his ego either. I mean, I think he's pissed that the whole thing was public but I don't think he gives one damn about another "guy" supposedly being into her. I definitely think he wants to be rid of her.

[dreadfulLeigh]

Ooohhhh, Christine answered for Meri...shit’s going to go down in a terse, tedious “therapy” session. 

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, neh said:

Heard he was working at Home Depot and going to school

That's good he is going to school, hopefully he can get a better job.