Josiah and Lauren: He Has To Marry Somebody

[ginger90]

Just now, Fuzzysox said:

Now that Baby Garrett has been born, I can see why Lauren looks pissed in that picture, the baby stole her thunder. 

Wonder how many of the Duggars left the shower to go ogle the newest blessing?

It probably depends on where or if TLC was filming.

[Sew Sumi]

13 minutes ago, Fuzzysox said:

Now that Baby Garrett has been born, I can see why Lauren looks pissed in that picture, the baby stole her thunder. 

Wonder how many of the Duggars left the shower to go ogle the newest blessing?

They didn't have to go far; JoKen live in the backyard.

[ginger90]

It seems there are more pictures than usual this year, of work being done in the yard. I wonder if they are getting married at the compound. 

[drafan]

3 hours ago, GleamingMist said:

Yeah.  I actually call bullshit that really happened anyways.  Anna's "surprise" they were going to be a day early never really convinced me.

Totally agree. That was JB's exciting plot line. He was trying to come up with something Kardashian-equivalent. ((snerk))

All those stupid plots have JB's signature 1950s-level of humor about them. Yuk . Yuk.

[Marigold]

I think they know that Fixer Upper is popular with a religious demonraphic.  They are now introducing gardening to the TLC plot line. 

[Fuzzysox]

19 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

They didn't have to go far; JoKen live in the backyard.

But, but the baby was born in a hospital. I can see the Duggars blowing Lauren off to go see a new baby. Babies bring in ratings.

[mythoughtis]

On 6/11/2018 at 6:32 PM, Fuzzysox said:

Now that Baby Garrett has been born, I can see why Lauren looks pissed in that picture, the baby stole her thunder. 

Wonder how many of the Duggars left the shower to go ogle the newest blessing?

First, babies show up on their own schedule. Second- Lauren and anyone else  in the Duggars’ orbit might as well get used to sharing the stage. With 19 of this generation,  Their spouses, and off-spring... there’s not going to be any time when only 1 person is celebrating something. 

[lianau]

On 6/9/2018 at 9:30 PM, marypat57 said:

Hmmmmm...I seem to remember that June 21 is Jill and Derick's wedding anniversary....

Do you think that they would object to sharing an anniversary with Josiah and Lauren?)

Well , they are off the show and got recast with new actors .

[Rabbittron]

 I hope they get married by the gazebo because that way the ??and all the guests will have a great View of the city dump.

[DragonFaerie]

3 hours ago, Rabbittron said:

 I hope they get married by the gazebo because that way the ??and all the guests will have a great View of the city dump.

Or better yet the lovely, hot weather dump smell wafting through the ceremony and the popcorn and pickles reception.

[Temperance]

I don't think they'll have the wedding house. Or the reception. But after the reception they have an afterparty and that's usually at house. 

[GeeGolly]

No matter what they do they won't be able to top Jessa's parking lot reception, in November, 50 degrees out, with a menu of ice cream.

[Sew Sumi]

Actually, it was closer to 40. 

[Mollie]

33 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

No matter what they do they won't be able to top Jessa's parking lot reception, in November, 50 degrees out, with a menu of ice cream.

And the ice cream had melted because ditzy Sierra Dominguez forgot to plug in the freezer!

[Sew Sumi]

That was Jill's root beer floats.

[jcbrown]

Sierra is still a ditz, though.

[Rabbittron]

I  Will spring for the fruit punch bowl made with Everclear.

[xwordfanatik]

LOL.  We had a friend get us 2 bottles of Everclear, when she drove to see her daughter in Reno, over 10 years ago.  One of our friends drank a lot of it over months, Mr. Xword and I tried mixing some with OJ, and we still have one unopened bottle.

I've heard furniture refinishers use it to take off old stains on wood.  I don't know if that's true, but if I had to face the Duggars in any way, shape or form, I'd be cracking that bottle open.  I think the bottle even warns that it's flammable, IIRC.  It's in the basement someplace.

[DragonFaerie]

8 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

LOL.  We had a friend get us 2 bottles of Everclear, when she drove to see her daughter in Reno, over 10 years ago.  One of our friends drank a lot of it over months, Mr. Xword and I tried mixing some with OJ, and we still have one unopened bottle.

I've heard furniture refinishers use it to take off old stains on wood.  I don't know if that's true, but if I had to face the Duggars in any way, shape or form, I'd be cracking that bottle open.  I think the bottle even warns that it's flammable, IIRC.  It's in the basement someplace.

When we travel to like Oregon or Nevada we always pick some up.  Mr. Dragon uses it for his firebreathing entertainment.  And, best of all, he's only ever caught on fire once - like 25 years ago - no damage other than missing parts of his eyebrows.   After that I took over as the safety officer and his second.  LOL

[Ohiopirate02]

1 hour ago, Rabbittron said:

I  Will spring for the fruit punch bowl made with Everclear.

That brings back memories from college and the plastic tubs of PJ.  Nothing like Kool Aid and Everclear.

[DragonFaerie]

3 minutes ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

That brings back memories from college and the plastic tubs of PJ.  Nothing like Kool Aid and Everclear.

Damn. Now there's an evil part of me that wants to crash a Duggar event and bring a watermelon - you know the one you had a bottle of vodka draining into all night and watch the fun.  Right.  Prayer closet, here I come.  

[jcbrown]

40 minutes ago, DragonFaerie said:

Damn. Now there's an evil part of me that wants to crash a Duggar event and bring a watermelon - you know the one you had a bottle of vodka draining into all night and watch the fun.  Right.  Prayer closet, here I come.  

Oooh, how great would that be? Please warn us before this happens so we can set up video feeds. We'll be easy to find, we'll all be in the prayer closet together.

[Jynnan tonnix]

1 hour ago, jcbrown said:

Oooh, how great would that be? Please warn us before this happens so we can set up video feeds. We'll be easy to find, we'll all be in the prayer closet together.

That would be EPIC! Oh, can you even IMAGINE how many skeletons would be unearthed, and how  much veiled hostility would be uncovered?

[Nysha]

As much fun as it would be to see the Duggar adults unexpectedly drunk, it would be impossible to spike anything at the wedding reception and not poison the little ones as well. We need to figure out a way to stage a super-Christian Family award dinner for adult Duggars only. Surely it would be worth renting a cheap meeting room & putting on our best jeans skirt and flip-flops to watch the Duggars with their inhibitions down.

Edited June 15, 2018 by Nysha

[Natalie68]

On 6/13/2018 at 4:49 PM, xwordfanatik said:

LOL.  We had a friend get us 2 bottles of Everclear, when she drove to see her daughter in Reno, over 10 years ago.  One of our friends drank a lot of it over months, Mr. Xword and I tried mixing some with OJ, and we still have one unopened bottle.

I've heard furniture refinishers use it to take off old stains on wood.  I don't know if that's true, but if I had to face the Duggars in any way, shape or form, I'd be cracking that bottle open.  I think the bottle even warns that it's flammable, IIRC.  It's in the basement someplace.

It is.  In high school we had some from our friend who lived in Nevada.  There may have been people spitting it out of their mouths over flames to see huge plumes.  I had really dumb friends.

[Rabbittron]

Why do I have a dreadful feeling in my chest and the bottom of my stomach that the wedding is today?

[Lunera]

It would be hard to mask the taste of alcohol enough to get these people to drink it. They seem to only drink sugary crap. Remember when Joy thought the sparkling water had alcohol in it?

[DragonFaerie]

9 minutes ago, Rabbittron said:

Why do I have a dreadful feeling in my chest and the bottom of my stomach that the wedding is today?

Doubtful, Ma and Pa Dugger are suppose to be speaking in Sacramento or San Jose California on the 16th so I'm guessing they are flying here today.

That being said, I just checked and they don't start until 5 pm PST time tomorrow, the 16th, so I guess they could leave early in the morning and get there in time.  Also the reserved portion of the evening - the meet and great where you too can spend $50 per adult to meet Ma and Pa - although the church says they are not getting paid and all the money is for the church as a fundraiser to host more events (side eye roll on that one). That portion is sold out.  In San Jose, California.  How does that happen?  Oh, maybe it's all going to be snarkers and those ebil Catholics and Gays!  If so I hope someone videos it.

Edited June 15, 2018 by DragonFaerie
researched the event

[Rabbittron]

Okay where is our wonderful Duggar airplane tracker when we need them?

[Sew Sumi]

No plane activity, however a)not all flights show up on the tracker and/or b) they took the Mitsubishi, which can no longer be publicly tracked.

[Westiepeach]

1 hour ago, DragonFaerie said:

Doubtful, Ma and Pa Dugger are suppose to be speaking in Sacramento or San Jose California on the 16th so I'm guessing they are flying here today.

That being said, I just checked and they don't start until 5 pm PST time tomorrow, the 16th, so I guess they could leave early in the morning and get there in time.  Also the reserved portion of the evening - the meet and great where you too can spend $50 per adult to meet Ma and Pa - although the church says they are not getting paid and all the money is for the church as a fundraiser to host more events (side eye roll on that one). That portion is sold out.  In San Jose, California.  How does that happen?  Oh, maybe it's all going to be snarkers and those ebil Catholics and Gays!  If so I hope someone videos it.

It's not like Ma and Pa Dugger have an active role in their blessing's weddings anyway.

[Sew Sumi]

Especially since it's a son. All they have to do is show up.

[Heathen]

I'm starting to wonder if the blessed nuptials have been called off or "postponed" for some reason. 

[Sew Sumi]

No. Rumor has it that the wedding won't be until the 30th. I'm leaning toward next weekend. Definitely not this weekend, although Boobchelle would hardly be missed.

[BitterApple]

14 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

No. Rumor has it that the wedding won't be until the 30th. I'm leaning toward next weekend. Definitely not this weekend, although Boobchelle would hardly be missed.

Do you remember that episode on the original series where Boob and Michelle were leaving to go on a trip? They were trying to make a huge production of saying good-bye and not one kid ran over or even looked up from what they were doing to acknowledge them. I think eventually someone shoved one of the Littles in their direction, but it was so obvious how irrelevant Boob and Michelle are in their own household. 

[ginger90]

[queenanne]

31 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Keep on playing, Si, as it's clearly obvious you're already getting a paunch!  You'll thank me later, kid.

Edited June 16, 2018 by queenanne

[SMama]

Maybe once they are married Lauren will wear appropriate athletic shoes and shorts. Then she’ll really make him sweat.

[kokapetl]

I didn’t know the registry was linked to his Instagram.

https://l.instagram.com/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fm.bedbathandbeyond.com%2Fm%2FgiftRegistry%3FeventType%3DWedding%26registryId%3D545808746&e=ATMDUF47YFsfGUeq5WSA0jFkm6Y2xsPSlQi8gxwON26EIrkZ8M0zQ5-2N5RqH9l6DOjgNG6G

He asked for 16 “nevaeh white” bowls, and received 16 “nevaeh white” bowls.

Edited June 16, 2018 by Kokapetl

[GeeGolly]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

What a beautiful lawn. Definitely not Duggarland. Maybe Si will be moving off the compound out of state too.

[SMama]

How is he going to support a family if he moves out of state? As much as they look down on welfare recipients, most of JB’s adult children depend on him to survive.

[lookeyloo]

I will be redundant and say again she always looks to me like she just finished crying. 

[awaken]

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

My, my. What a wholesome activity for the young couple!  And WOW, lots of side/front body contact!!  They must have agreed upon it in their own private engagement standards!  

[Marigold]

He is getting some boobage with that hug!

That is not a side hug.  More like a 3/4 hug. 

[Normades]

On 6/13/2018 at 7:59 PM, DragonFaerie said:

When we travel to like Oregon or Nevada we always pick some up.  Mr. Dragon uses it for his firebreathing entertainment.  And, best of all, he's only ever caught on fire once - like 25 years ago - no damage other than missing parts of his eyebrows.   After that I took over as the safety officer and his second.  LOL

You sound like my kind of people. I always love your posts.

[humbleopinion]

She actually looks like she is drawing in air before her next sob...

Lauren is giving him the full left boob smush as perfected by Kendrab...every engaged couple make their own rules....

Siah was looking slim in his skinny pants when he just got engaged now he's forming a JimBlob gut and has Dugg man boobs budding...made you look...

[Heathen]

14 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

She actually looks like she is drawing in air before her next sob...

Lauren is giving him the full left boob smush as perfected by Kendrab...every engaged couple make their own rules....

Siah was looking slim in his skinny pants when he just got engaged now he's forming a JimBlob gut and has Dugg man boobs budding...made you look...

I think he looks like he's lost weight (or maybe he bought some man-Spanx). And while I'm being contrary, that lawn needs some weed-and-feed, pronto. 

[GeeGolly]

8 hours ago, SMama said:

How is he going to support a family if he moves out of state? As much as they look down on welfare recipients, most of JB’s adult children depend on him to survive.

I thought a while back Josiah mentioned real estate. And there's always working for Lauren's dad, who I believe is a preaching lawn man.

[MunichNark]

This is the first time she actually looks like she's alive. Still not buying that match, it's so stilted and forced.

[doodlebug]

10 hours ago, humbleopinion said:

She actually looks like she is drawing in air before her next sob...

Lauren is giving him the full left boob smush as perfected by Kendrab...every engaged couple make their own rules....

Siah was looking slim in his skinny pants when he just got engaged now he's forming a JimBlob gut and has Dugg man boobs budding...made you look...

I like that she looks like she cries a lot.  If I was marrying into that mob, I'd be sobbing on the regular, too.