Spoilers and Speculation: Clink Boom and Cheese Fondue

[Chairperson Meow]

Uncle Frank cant afford that shit. It'll be something from Clare's.

I used to manage a few Claire's and Icings in college. Actually reopened a bunch after Hurricane Katrina in NOLA. Uncle Frank can't afford Claire's either. It'll be Forever 21 discount.

[tvgoddess]

I wish it was Scott. Scott/Ava scenes are still the only times I don't auto-FF the Jeromes

 

Scott and Ava are a lot of fun to watch together. Maura and Kin definitely work off each other well. Shame we haven't had more of that. I'm starting to regret my TV resolving the problems it was having and allowing me to watch again.

[Oracle42]

 

Yeah, I was gonna say, weren't Kay/Jill frenemies? If they try to pull some shit where Helena respected Laura all along . . . no, just no.

These writers know jackshit about these characters.

[tvgoddess]

And to add to the bad news, NLG saw TG today.

[TeeVee329]

This is gonna get me murdered, but a teeny, teeny part of me wishes Helena had left Dr. O something in her will.  It'd certainly be a better use of her than drooling all over Franco.  And I'd rather her be at the will reading than stupid Rebecca Budig.

Edited March 11, 2016 by TeeVee329

[jsbt]

This is gonna get me murdered, but a teeny, teeny part of me wishes Helena had left Dr. O something in her will.

 

Britt's severed head.

[OnceSane]

TV Source: http://tvsourcemagazine.com/2016/03/general-hospital-spoilers-march-14-2016-edition/

[TeeVee329]

Wow, what a snooze.

[dubbel zout]

Sam and Jason opt for a fresh start in an unusual way.

 

He falls off his shoes into her arms for a change?

[ulkis]

Britt's severed head.

 

Nah, the Anna mask.

[TwistedandBored]

He falls off his shoes into her arms for a change?

 

 

LMAO! I really did not see that coming. Bless you!

 

Today has been a stressful day for me and I needed the laugh. LOL

[Chairperson Meow]

Nah, the Anna mask.

A box of fierce hats? Dr O has been severely hatless.

[TeeVee329]

Professor Parker's back on Tuesday March 22nd.  I also wonder if the story's gonna change at all since the actress is pregnant.

[LeftPhalange]

Kristina is a Corinthos so I assume she got the professor pregnant. 

[peachmangosteen]

Professor Parker's back on Tuesday March 22nd.  I also wonder if the story's gonna change at all since the actress is pregnant.

 

Fuck. You just know they'll write that shit in because for some weird ass reason TPTB don't know that you can just have a woman carry a big purse or stand behind stuff instead of writing in every fucking pregnancy.

[Chairperson Meow]

Dammit. Shall we place bets on an intersex retcon? How many damn Corinthos babies can there be on this show? I literally don't care who gets someone pregnant just as long as it's not a Corinthos.

[LeftPhalange]

I also assume Parker was having unprotected sex with her wife and Kristina around the same time so she's not going to know who the mother is smh. 

Edited March 14, 2016 by LeftPhalange

[dubbel zout]

Sonny will swoop in to claim the baby, I'm sure.

[Oracle42]

Sonny probably sensed that one of his children was interested in Parker and immediately impregnated her. In fact, I'm guessing Carlos was shocked when he saw Sabrina's giant child because he immediately recognized it as SonnySpawn

[IWantCandy71]

Next on Maury: "Sonny, you are the father!"

Kristina: *throws barware*

[Chairperson Meow]

I wonder if Joss will finally have enough if Carly mothers this duckling instead too.

[jsbt]

The uncomfortably serious chemistry between Ainsworth and Ashley Jones and the murky questions of that storyline are some of the only things I have to interest me about the current GH. So of course they will soft-pedal it and put it on six days a month tops. Jean Passanante has never met a story she can't wimp out on, especially when it comes to gays or any form of innovation, or simply lasting dramatic tension. They used to blow through stories in what felt like minutes on ATWT any time anything was in danger of becoming interesting.

Edited March 14, 2016 by jsbt

[IWantCandy71]

I wonder if Joss will finally have enough if Carly mothers this duckling instead too.

 

Yes, and then they'll SORAS Joss to legal age(or not legal) and she'll come back to seduce Sonny and they'll have another child Carly can adopt, because we all know she's BraveStrongAndLovesWithHerWholeHeart.

[Chairperson Meow]

The uncomfortably serious chemistry between Ainsworth and Ashley Jones and the murky questions of that storyline are some of the only things I have to interest me about the current GH. So of course they will soft-pedal it and put it on six days a month tops. Jean Passanante has never met a story she can't wimp out on, especially when it comes to gays or any form of innovation, or simply lasting dramatic tension. They used to blow through stories in what felt like minutes on ATWT any time anything was in danger of becoming interesting.

Besides the enthralling tale of public breastfeeding and how great art Sonny, of course.

And damn Jsbt winning at the avatar game again, I see. Brilliant af.

[rur]

blow(ing) through stories in danger of becoming interesting.

 

A new slogan for our coffee mug line? 

[ulkis]

Watercooler spoilers wk of March 21 
 

Carly’s (Laura Wright) actions tip the scale in the breastfeeding debate case on Monday (March 21) while Monica (Leslie Charleson) tracks down information in hopes of helping Tracy (Jane Elliot).

 

Tracy receives encouraging news about her condition on Tuesday (March 22) while Liz (Rebecca Herbst) believes that she may have a way to unlock Jake’s memory. Sam (Kelly Monaco) and Jason (Billy Miller) opt for a fresh start in an unusual way. Spinelli uncovers a lead about Hayden’s (Rebecca Budig) true identity. Nina (Michelle Stafford) continues her quest to start a family.

 

Liz’s investigation of Hayden turns up some shocking results on Wednesday (March 23). Anna’s (Finola Hughes) conversation with Griffin (Matt Cohen) leaves her wondering about his intentions.

 

Laura (Genie Francis) and Lulu (Emme Rylan) unearth some mysterious clues that lead to Scott on Thursday (March 24). Sonny (Maurice Benard) and Griffin bond over a shared connection. Paul (Richard Burgi) makes a move to cover his tracks. Kristina (Lexi Ainsworth) struggles with her feelings over Parker (Ashley Jones).

Edited March 15, 2016 by ulkis

[Chairperson Meow]

That sounds like vomit. I'd rather get head lice than watch any of that, but as long as there's alcohol, I'll keep watching GH.

[LeftPhalange]

Of course Liez is investigating Hayden.

[Syndicate]

Nothing in the spoilers about the Michael Easton newcomer? How can that be when they seemed to dedicate a cheesy comeback promo to him?

[Oracle42]

They don't want to ruin the surprise for all the GH fans who were awaiting the return of this pivotal GH actor with bated breath

[HeatLifer]

They don't want to ruin the surprise for all the GH fans who were awaiting the return of this pivotal GH actor with bated breath

We've been waiting all our lives for this hallelujah.

[Badsamaritan]

We've been waiting all our lives for this hallelujah.

#BlessedBe

[dubbel zout]

#ICan'tWait #NotJoking #It'sLonelyHere

Edited March 16, 2016 by dubbel zout

[TeeVee329]

Carly’s (Laura Wright) actions tip the scale in the breastfeeding debate case on Monday (March 21)

 

Can someone translate this into English because it makes no sense to me?  How can Carly tip the scales in a storyline she hasn't been a part of AT ALL?

[dubbel zout]

Because she's Carly, and like Sonny, she has to be involved in as many stories as possible, logic be damned!

[stlbf]

Can someone translate this into English because it makes no sense to me? How can Carly tip the scales in a storyline she hasn't been a part of AT ALL?

The only thing I've got is that the stupid incident occurred at Metrocourt, which she owns at least 50% of. Maybe she backs Olivia 100%. Perhaps she decides to put up a public sign saying that women can breastfeed in her hotel's public space. What the hell else can she do? Outside of deciding to run for mayor. Or calling for a recall of the mayor.

[TeeVee329]

What the hell else can she [Carly] do? Outside of deciding to run for mayor. Or calling for a recall of the mayor.

 

OMG, if Carly runs for mayor and wins when Felicia got totally screwed over, I will explode from RAAAGGEEE.

[tvgoddess]

 

Sonny (Maurice Benard) and Griffin bond over a shared connection.

 

Of course they do. GAG.

[OnceSane]

They both love cats.

[Chairperson Meow]

We've been waiting all our lives for this hallelujah.

Let's break out the champagne and party hats! Is it time for selfie sticks and balloons yet

[mybabyaidan]

We've been waiting all our lives for this hallelujah.

It's good to be alive right about now

#ghspectacularshittyspring

[ulkis]

gird your loins:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBOafIlNpJ/

[dubbel zout]

Eesh. Thanks for the warning.

[magnolia11]

Noooooooooooo!  It was such a nice break while it lasted.

[OnceSane]

Danger, Will Robinson!

[Chairperson Meow]

Ugh. Dammit. Doesn't Ryan Murphy have a project for him?

[ulkis]

tighten em up even more:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBRaDETIoX/

[Chairperson Meow]

Omg. He looks like he's trying to steal my ovaries. God only knows what he's done to hers. Abandon all hope. I smell the presence of evil.

[dubbel zout]

Now he's shading her by calling her old? Oh, Mo.

 

(I know, he's being complimentary. I just like stirring the pot.)

[stlbf]

So. Angry.

Quit trying to make me hate Anna, TFGH.