S08.E15: Dames, Dogs and Danke

[KungFuBunny]

Lisa Vanderpump's documentary about dog abuse in China premieres at a film festival; Dorit races to finish her swimwear collection on time, then suffers the consequences when she becomes sick on the way to the girls' trip to Berlin.

[KungFuBunny]

[BBHN]

[zoeysmom]

A little preview of Kyle in Berlin:  http://people.com/tv/kyle-richards-panic-attack-berlin-rhobh/ 

[rho]

Only three seconds in and Storm already stole the show! More doggies! Less Dorit :P

[KungFuBunny]

You're right Ericka, these bitches aren't going to eat

[rho]

This is a very serious question, did Dorit forget to put on pants before going to Erika's? If only she knew someone who could design some trousers for her...

[FlyingEgret]

Portia wearing The Agency t-shirt - now we know youth sizes are viable options for all those upcoming grade school graduation presents... 

[ShawnaLanne]

Teddi's husband Edwin has all the elements that should make him attractive to me, but his face proportions are off or something.

[KungFuBunny]

Jeez Louise, Dorit! How many times does LVP need to ask you to stop talking about Pikachu?

[Straycat80]

Geez Dorito what part of ‘I don’t want to talk about it’ didn’t you understand? 

Edited March 28, 2018 by Straycat80

[ShawnaLanne]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Geez Dorito what part of ‘I don’t want to talk about’ didn’t you understand? 

She kept going on and on in Dorit fashion. 

Also,  of course she was late for her business meeting. So unprofessional.

Theres is something burning inside Dorit,  but I'm guessing it has more to do with the greaseball's previous partners.

[Bronzedog]

Dorit is absolutely horrible and we’re only 20 minutes in.

[KungFuBunny]

Edwin's suggestion to Teddi to meet with Dorit one on one - Ummmmmm...NO!

It hasn't worked out at all the 11 million times she tried

Edited March 28, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[rho]

10 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Teddi's husband Edwin has all the elements that should make him attractive to me, but his face proportions are off or something.

He's like a caricature of an attractive man

[ihartcoffee]

Too much Dorit.

[ShawnaLanne]

Just now, rho said:

He's like a caricature of an attractive man

Yes! That's it exactly. 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

I cannot stomach the Yulin stuff. I couldn’t have eaten a thing during it and I had to FF and mute it during the show. I admire Lisa for doing what she is doing .

[Straycat80]

I was hoping they wouldn’t show scenes of Lisa’s movie. Hard to watch, so heartbreaking. 

[Steph J]

Gotta hand it to the ladies: I would never be able to sit through a documentary like that. Just watching the bits from the show was almost more than I could handle.

[crgirl412]

I turned to another channel for a few minutes! 

[ShawnaLanne]

It occurs to me that I'd love to see a 28 year old "young" mom on this show. No mid thirties or forties. That would really chap some asses.

[twilightzone]

19 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Teddi's husband Edwin has all the elements that should make him attractive to me, but his face proportions are off or something.

Well, he isn't PK, lol and considering that the HW franchise is filled with thirsty, bad husbands, boy friends, etc - Edwin appears to be a decent guy. 

Edited March 28, 2018 by twilightzone

[KungFuBunny]

15 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Teddi's husband Edwin has all the elements that should make him attractive to me, but his face proportions are off or something.

He reminds me of a GIF of someone being punched in the face. The action part of it and the face hasn't yet re-settled

[ShawnaLanne]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

He reminds me of a GIF of someone being punched in the face. The action part of it and the face hasn't yet re-settled

https://goo.gl/images/hMvBt0

[KungFuBunny]

Rinna you might know a little, remember Yo-hausen?

[ShawnaLanne]

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

Rinna you might know a little, remember Yo-hausen?

She sounded like the Swedish chef. 

[rho]

Cool girl Teddi strikes again! I love how she mocks the other women for bringing four bags when she only brought two. But her two "suitcases" are the size of my ENTIRE dresser.

[Jel]

Can someone please tell me when approximately the Yulin stuff starts, so I can skip it. I just cannot bear to see it.

Thank you for you kindness in advance.

[Bronzedog]

You know what would be worse than having to travel with Dorit?  Traveling with a sick, infectious Dorit.

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

She sounded like the Swedish chef. 

Hah! - I love Rinna

[ShawnaLanne]

1 minute ago, Jel said:

Can someone please tell me when approximately the Yulin stuff starts, so I can skip it. I just cannot bear to see it.

Thank you for you kindness in advance.

When they sit down at the theater change the channel for five minutes.

[Straycat80]

And here is Erika lifting up and empowering women again by referring to them multiple times as bitches and ho’s. 

[Jel]

Okay, thank you so much for that Shawnalanne.

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

You know what would be worse than having to travel with Dorit?  Traveling with a sick, infectious Dorit.

Every time she sneezes or coughs a little bit of PK mist floats into the air - Gah!

[rho]

1 minute ago, Bronzedog said:

You know what would be worse than having to travel with Dorit?  Traveling with a sick, infectious Dorit.

I'm just hoping maybe she'll sleep through the Berlin trip so the rest of the girls can actually have fun.

Also, the B-roll of the zoo animals was exactly what I needed after the Yulin film. I hope we get to see more of the animals since LVP and Kyle's pups won't be around

[JD5166]

It’s nice that Dorit was laying all over LVP being so sick and all. She sucks so much. 

[FlyingEgret]

35 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

And here is Erika lifting up and empowering women again by referring to them multiple times as bitches and ho’s. 

And Dorit is lifting up all women's behinds with her amazing swimwear collection.  It has to be the swimwear, not the models (xs) bodies, that makes their butts look so great...

Edited March 28, 2018 by FlyingEgret
If the size of the models matters enough that it was mentioned multiple times in the show it should be mentioned in my post at least once

[poeticlicensed]

The look on the doctor's face when dummy Dorit told him she was mixing meds was priceless . No wonder she was nauseated 

[rho]

Apparently a healthy Dorit is way more fun than a sick Dorit. But I still maintain that a colonoscopy is more fun than even a healthy Dorit.

 

2 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

And Dorit is lifting up all women's behinds with her amazing swimwear collection.  It has to be the swimwear, not the models bodies, that makes their butts look so great...

Those bottoms looked SO SAGGY!!! I've seen better fitting bikinis at Walmart

[sol y luna]

10 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

And here is Erika lifting up and empowering women again by referring to them multiple times as bitches and ho’s. 

EriCa is a bitch and a ho. What a pathetic POS.

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

The look on the doctor's face when dummy Dorit told him she was mixing meds was priceless . No wonder she was nauseated 

Zithromax alone makes me nauseated. I like how she called Tamiflu ‘Tammy Flu’. 

Erika has to have someone dress her just to go downstairs for a drink in a bar? 

[dosodog]

Doso doesn't understand why I hugged him for a long time and wouldn't let go.  But he was happy for the belly rubs.

Rinner is still Rinner. She's just saving the nastiness for her TH.  She's really jealous of Lisa.  And I think it's killing her to stay out of stuff.

Is Edwin held accountable for not following the list?

Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. I bet you know Faye Resnik's grandmother's name.

[poeticlicensed]

The amount of luggage these fools take on a short trip is ridic. I'm with Teddi on that 

[ghoulina]

Anyone else get the couch moving scene from Friends in their when Erika said she was told to Pivot?

 

God bless Lisa and Ken for all their work with dogs. I got seriously weepy seeing the brief clips from the documentary. I know I'd be ugly crying if I actually saw the entire thing. 

 

Is Dorit late to EVERYTHING? And who takes two very strong cold/flu medications at once??? If one doc prescribed both, surely he'd have explained. She just doesn't listen to anyone! Just like she didn't listen when LVP asked her to quit talking about the dogs. 

Good thing Rinna's questionable bag of pills was handy. 

 

I don't get LVP's issue with Rinna being "less engaged". I've been loving Rinna this season. She's calm and fun. Does LVP really want her back to stirring up drama? Pick a lane. 

 

Also, I felt the reaction to Kyle not knowing "Nanny Kay" was too much. Kyle can be ditzy. I think she just had a brain fart. Also, Erika, I listen to people. But I have a horrible memory. I have to ask my husband to remind me all the time who people are. It's bad. Doesn't mean I don't pay attention or don't care. 

LVP is probably just extra sensitive right now because of the fight she had with Kyle and the loss of her pooches. But I felt bad for Kyle. 

 

Can't wait to see more of Berlin! I wonder if the code to the panic room is 11111?

[Sarcastica]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[charming]

Bravo editors burning Kyle with multiple flashbacks of Lisa talking about Nanny K. I love it. So Kyle will stop whining about Lisa not sharing enough with her now, right? Right???

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

BAM. “Clearly she has a type.” Point to LVP! Hahahahaha

dammit I have to wait for the horse footage until next ep! 

I dislike Dorit and Ericka so much. Tamiflu is notorious for stomach side effects! Add Zithromax and a Bloody Mary and  No wonder why she barfed the whole plane ride. 

[missyb]

Kyle is getting an interesting edit this season. Actually for the past1,2,3,4,5,,6,7, 8,9,10 seasons the one thing that bothers me more than anything else about Kyle is no matter what, if someone says, Kyle, this upset me. Kyle will say well ,  you did this too and that upset me. As in LVP's grandmother. Well, she doesn't know my GM and she was important to me. Kyle never can just accept a criticism and move on. She has to point out that someone else has done something horrible to her. And, as you can see from the preview, she gets super duper defense with Dorit. She reacts so quickly without absorbing anything.

I loved LisaR explanation of why she is not "engaging " this season. Her daughters . Clearly , she has actually learned something from past seasons. The TV time is not worth the bad press.

Edited March 28, 2018 by missyb

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

22 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

 

Erika has to have someone dress her just to go downstairs for a drink in a bar? 

I know, right ?? THIS!