S09.E05: PolygaMexicamist Wedding

[ThinkerBell]

Christine just described Mykelti as, "stunnINk".

Edited February 12, 2018 by ThinkerBell

[trimthatfat]

1 minute ago, Kyanight said:

That's generous.  I saw a LOT of empty chairs!   It looks like 60 people - max.

When the camera panned the crowd, it did look like it was closer to 100. Either way, it's nowhere near 400. I wonder how much food they ended up using up during the reception.

[ShellB]

I like Mykelti's dress but not for an outdoor wedding in December. She should have worn the wrap Janelle got her.

[LucyEth]

OMG enough already especially from Christine, she acts like they are the first couple to get married and they have something no other married couple has, she is being ridiculous.

[trimthatfat]

I feel like I haven't see Dayton in some time. He's quite handsome!

[Awfarmington]

7 minutes ago, trimthatfat said:

When the camera panned the crowd, it did look like it was closer to 100. Either way, it's nowhere near 400. I wonder how much food they ended up using up during the reception.

Tony got his wish...now each guest can have 27 tacos.

Edited February 12, 2018 by Awfarmington

[Pollo Loco]

After watching the WTFery of this wedding and the selfish/inane decisions that were made, I firmly believe that Mykelti is not an easy person to be in a relationship with. Her desperation to be married and have attention on her led to getting into a relationship with a guy who's pretty much an ass but was willing to fast track their relationship to marriage. He's not blatantly mean but does a lot of "jokes".  FT thinks that he is superior to Mykelti and/or her family which he showed more than once. I expect it to only get worse as she will never leave him and admit she was wrong. 

Edited February 12, 2018 by Pollo Loco
Added some more thoughts.

[sandyskyblue]

I so agree with Kody (what planet am I on??) about not taking the little ones outside for photo, good for him for standing up for his little ones...Mykelti: STFU with your 'suck it up'

[Mimiray802]

3 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

OMG enough already especially from Christine, she acts like they are the first couple to get married and they have something no other married couple has, she is being ridiculous.

I think she is overcompensating and trying to convince herself that the marriage is a good idea.

[DragonFaerie]

1 minute ago, Mimiray802 said:

I think she is overcompensating and trying to convince herself that the marriage is a good idea.

I wonder what happens when FT and Mykelti realize that they can't make it on their own and try to move home with Christine and she can have FT with his comments and jokes 24/7

[sandyskyblue]

How many times does Christine have to tell us she is nervous?  If this was a drinking game, taking a sip every time she said 'nervous', I would be passed out....

[gardendiva]

The shot of that older man wrapped up in one of the blankets like a shroud  (wtf? If you have to provide blankets for an outdoor wedding it’s too cold) was one of the most unintentionally funny moments of this show.

[Lizz]

If I was an invited guest, I wouldn’t have gone knowing it was outdoors in that weather.  Maybe the missing 300 guests felt the same?  

Kody is right.  Those sick kids have no business outside.  Robin sounds pissed, as she should be.  Mykelti’s  dress is ridiculous for outdoors in Dec and the bossy attitude is unbelievable.  Tony is chewing those tacos like a goat.  

Yes, Christine, people do care that it’s that cold outside.  

[sandyskyblue]

I think many guests did not attend the ceremony, (maybe stayed in their cars or inside the facility?) but showed up for the reception/party!!

[trimthatfat]

I would love to know what Tony's family really thought of the whole wedding.

Why does it look like people are getting their tacos while Kody is doing his toast? Lol.

[Galloway Cave]

If they ran out of tacos, it's because I was seeing plates with four tacos instead of three. Greedy!

[Armchair Critic]

Oh dear Christine, I knew her singing it in that higher octave was not going to end well...

[Pollo Loco]

So the gist of the beginning of Kody's speech was "they had been dating for such a short time that we really didn't even knew who the f**k he was when they got engaged".

[Kyanight]

20 minutes ago, trimthatfat said:

When the camera panned the crowd, it did look like it was closer to 100. Either way, it's nowhere near 400. I wonder how much food they ended up using up during the reception.

You are right!!  When they started going inside you could tell there was more than 100 people.  Just don't believe 400.  Maybe 300 people were smart enough to stay in from the cold.

[gardendiva]

I am waiting through these commercials with a sympathetic knot of embarrassment and anxiety in my stomach for Christine.

[Armchair Critic]

I may have to turn it when Christine sings, so cringe inducing....

She has that nervous quaver....eek

[Lizz]

Oh girl.......

[Jen Marie]

It would be a horror having to listen to that singing without booze available.

[gardendiva]

Did you catch Mykelti’s grimace-subtle and fleeting—when Christine said she was going to sing

[Oldernowiser]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Wow, patronizing much? So many stereotypes, so few brain cells...

[Galloway Cave]

Sweet Baby Jeebus.

[AllyCat]

Yikes, Christine.  Worse than I expected. 

[Pollo Loco]

Is it wrong that I totally enjoyed Mykelti's expression of trying to hide her absolute regret of asking her mom to sing while keeping a smile on her face??

[CSunshine76]

Why? Why did Christine sing about 4 octaves higher than she should have?  Yikes.

I loved the camera panning to Janelle staring at her wrist...she couldn’t handle it either.

[trimthatfat]

Oh, bless her heart. Christine sounded awful.

How romantic that a bride and groom have to tell each other to 'be nice'. Wow.

[Chicklet]

It was a pleasure watching them dance?? I thought he was going to toss her out of the tent a few times.

[I-Kare]

Ugh, Mykelti pisses me off. Yes, she's the bride, yes it's "her day" but it's selfish asking everyone to trot outside in the freezing weather to take pics. It just is. I've never been married, but my twin is and I was her maid of honor. Lori would NEVER have asked anyone to do that. We're Catholic (but boring old white people Catholic) and the bride and groom and the maid of honor and best man (at least in our church) are supposed to kneel during a large part of the ceremony. But the best man had knee surgery a week before the wedding - freak softball accident, Lori wasn't thrilled - but you know what? She said that's fine and we had folding chairs he and I sat on instead of kneeling. Folding chairs in a nice Catholic ceremony! Didn't look the prettiest but she was like "we'll make due." Mykelti would have made the poor guy kneel because "it's my day." 

[trimthatfat]

OMG...this dance is what nightmares are made of. Tony almost yanked Mykelti's arm off and her tits almost popped out.

[LucyEth]

Call the Pope, Christine is putting Tony up for Sainthood!

[toodles]

12 minutes ago, gardendiva said:

The shot of that older man wrapped up in one of the blankets like a shroud  (wtf? If you have to provide blankets for an outdoor wedding it’s too cold) was one of the most unintentionally funny moments of this show.

Omg.  That guy made me laugh out loud.  I guess the guy who changes FT's tires and the family,  his mother's next door neighbor's third cousins and the family couldn't make it either.  That was a lot of empty seats.

[gardendiva]

“He’s a really good dancer. It was difficult to follow him. He was good.”

 

christine, I don’t think being difficult to follow your dance partner makes them Fred Astaire.

[Lizz]

5 minutes ago, AllyCat said:

Yikes, Christine.  Worse than I expected. 

And did you know she was nervous?  I wish I had kept a count.  Bless her. 

[AllyCat]

I don't know why I'm surprised, but wtf was up with FT taking a fork and shoveling the tres leches into his pie hole like an animal?  It's not your own personal cake, FT.  At least use a freaking knife to cut yourself a piece if you really can't wait.  He is truly disgusting. 

[JustDuckie]

Jenelle - "Our (plyg) weddings are sacred". So- other faith's weddings aren't? Crappy thing to say J.

[tabloidlover]

WHY is Christine saying Tony is an excellent dancer???   What the actual fuck?   He was rather violent with Mykelti, it was quite uncomfortable to watch. 

Edited February 12, 2018 by tabloidlover

[writerwoman]

This is painful to watch 

[Pollo Loco]

I don't know which dance Christine was watching but I just saw Tony flinging her around the floor as she tried not to let her strapless top fall down.  I saw no "coordination" happening. He looked like a pre-teen boy dancing exaggeratedly and how they imagine grown ups dance which surprised me considering his "everything Mexican is awesome" but can't do a basic latin dance step?

[Chicklet]

The pinatas looked better than the bride and groom, that's the word on the street.

[I-Kare]

And no, Tony wasn't right about the tacos if you said right before that that even more people showed up than he said would. That means that the reason you ran out was that people came who wasn't invited. Which.is.rude. 

[mamey2422]

58 minutes ago, Kyanight said:

Tony just irritates me.  I keep asking myself if it's because I am already prejudiced against him for things he has said in the past - and it's very possible.  I thought he COULD have thrown Mykelti a crumb when she asked if he liked her hair right before the wedding..... you know - I just can't help it - I don't feel like he is really that into her.  I keep wondering if he is more into the SHOW and being on camera.   He's never very kind to her - is he.  And wanting to bash a pinata that is supposed to represent her - none of this feels like love, to me.

Tony was insufferable this episode. His haggling the girls was so annoying. God forbid he has to wait five minutes. 

I thought it was interesting that the the only time Mykleti showed any kind of emotion was when Aspyn gave her the novia bracelet. She seemed really cold to her moms, almost robotic, when they were exchanging the new/blue/old gifts. 

Edited February 12, 2018 by mamey2422

[Lizz]

That’s just wrong.  

[sandyskyblue]

Christine rationalizes every single thing Tony does/says...she could not follow him when they were dancing because he was all over the place!  I hope she never has to say to Mykelti: 'it's only a little bruise, sweetie, it'll be gone in a few days'

[tabloidlover]

Mykelti looks horrified watching her piñata be beaten 

[trimthatfat]

This piñata scene is incredibly uncomfortable. I've seen it happen with young kids at birthday parties and it was super cute. With adults viciously beating a piñata made in the likeness of their spouse or sibling, not so much.

Edited February 12, 2018 by trimthatfat

[Quilty]

I don't know where to start with this. Fat Tony jerking his bride around on the dance floor was hilarious. Kodster's toast/speech was so horrible it made me feel complete. The guests were so over this circus no one paid any attention to cake cutting . But who watches that anyway? It was freezing out and FT was so sweaty. The piñatas.